Chapter 11 Nine turns of fat intestines, bear's paw fishing dragon

Just about to get up, the voice of the system came, and generally nothing is the intelligent management of the system, a very lazy system.

[A good man and three gangs, as a holy monk, how can he personally do everything. 】

[Ding, the system detects that the host accepts the apprentice Sun Wukong, and the task of collecting apprentices is completed (1/3), and the reward is several.] 】

The warm aura nourished the limbs, and the extreme sense of comfort almost made Tang Sen groan.

Refreshing!

Feeling the mana in his body that had been transformed into the realm of refining the Void Merge Dao, Tang Sen nodded with satisfaction.

I became bald and strong.

"Wukong, try the new clothes that the teacher gave you."

Tang Sen took out the suit and sunglasses given by the system from the carry-on space and handed them to Sun Wukong.

If it weren't for the system's prompt tone, I almost forgot that there was this dress in the space, and it wasn't a magic weapon, how could it compare to my own Jinlan robe!

Looking at the black clothes that he had never seen before, although he felt strange, Sun Wukong hurriedly took them and put them on.

Although his hair didn't reveal anything that shouldn't be exposed, Goku, who had learned human etiquette, still felt uncomfortable not wearing clothes.

The straight black suit perfectly shows Sun Wukong's slender and upright figure, the size is shortened and fitted, and the overall highlight is capable and mysterious.

As soon as you wear sunglasses, your arrogant and melancholy temperament becomes more and more prominent, which makes people shine.

Looking at the new Monkey King in front of him, Tang Sen nodded with satisfaction.

Sure enough, it was a man who relied on clothes and horses and saddles.

Once you change your clothes, it's very different.

There is only that tie, Sun Wukong doesn't know how to hold it, he won't wear it.

Townsend walked over, gently helped him put it on, and patted him on the shoulder.

"In the past, you wore armor and an iron rod to fight and kill, but now you wear a suit and tie, Svenwen, this is called progress."

Monkey king:???

"Poof, hahaha." Without warning, Townsend burst out laughing.

Monkey king:???

Is this dress strange? Sun Wukong stood in place and was at a loss, so he could only wait for Tang Sen to finish laughing with a black face.

"Wukong, the teacher suddenly thought of something funny."

"Once upon a time, when Chubby went to participate in a cooking competition, there was a judge who kept finding fault with him, one would say that he was poor cook, and the other would say that he covered up the taste of the ingredients themselves, anyway, it was all kinds of difficulties, what would you do?"

Sun Wukong had already substituted for it, thinking that the Jade Emperor Lao'er actually humiliated himself with Bi Ma Wen, and angrily clenched the golden hoop stick in his hand.

The answer is obvious.

Townsend patted his hand gripping the golden rod, motioned for him to relax, and continued.

Chubby was also angry, but he didn't choose to call the pot directly in the face of the annoying referee, but chose to continue cooking until the "Nine Turns of Fat Intestines" came out. ”

"Master, that person bullied Chubby so much, why didn't Chubby resist, did he just let him humiliate himself?" Sun Wukong's emotions were obviously a little excited.

Townsend didn't care, and continued.

When the "Nine Turns Fat Sausage" was served on stage, the scene was very exciting, Xiaopang admitted frankly that he deliberately retained the original taste of some of the ingredients, washed but did not wash, and the juice was collected over high fire, and the original flavor was obtained. ”

The judge's face when he heard this was very exciting, but he still gritted his teeth, carefully cut a small piece and put it in his mouth, and Chubby smiled happily.

"If you were the judge, what would you choose? Put down the defense, and you can't eliminate me; Pick up the defense, and you will never forget me again. ”

"Me? Me? What will I do? ”

Tang Sen looked at the thoughtful Sun Wukong and nodded with satisfaction.

"If Chubby directly beats the judges, then Chubby has violated the rules, Chubby is fully responsible, and the judges are safe and sound and will not be punished in any way. But now, Xiaopang has retaliated against the judges in his own way, and within the rules, the judges can only be forced to eat the fat intestines with the ingredients, and have since become a laughing stock. This price is far more serious than punching him. ”

"There is not only a way to solve things by force, sometimes it is better to change the way." Sun Wukong slowly said the results of his simple thinking, but the light in his eyes became brighter and brighter, it turned out that things could be solved not only by fighting and killing.

Fortunately, it's not the stone people who share the same brain, and they finally get the hang of it.

Townsend breathed a sigh of relief.

"What the teacher wants to tell you is: whether it is the operation of the world or the operation of a force, there must be rules in it, and it is impossible for a person to do whatever he wants, just like the cooking competition, the rule is that the judges must have tasted the dishes to have the right to eliminate the contestants. Chubby used this rule to make the judges pay an unimaginable price, but what about you? ”

"Me? To make trouble in the Heavenly Palace is to flip the table and try to break the rules, and the end result is to be suppressed for 500 years. But what if you follow the rules? Can you suppress a "Monkey King" at will? Will Heavenly Court allow it? ”

"Impossible! If Heavenly Court allows Buddhism to be so humiliated, how can Heavenly Court have a face! Allowing Buddhism to suppress the Heavenly Court Immortal Family, how will the beings of the Three Realms think? In other words, if he is an official in peace and stability, he is still the Monkey King, the Monkey King, and it is impossible for him to end up imprisoned for 500 years and bullied. ”

"It turns out that I'm still too young."

The speed of speech is getting faster and the logic is getting clearer.

Finally, Sun Wukong came to his senses and understood how stupid his previous actions were.

looked at Tang Sen with gratitude, if it weren't for this person, he would still be in the dark.

Silly hate Rulai, Heavenly Court.

It turns out that the most hateful thing is the stupid self before.

This is the grace of preaching, the way of self-establishment, the way of survival, and the way of enlightenment!

For a while, I felt more and more grateful to Tang Sen.

"Hahaha, don't you think this story is funny?" Seeing that Sun Wukong finally came to his senses, and he was no longer the stupid monkey he used to be stupid and calculating, Tang Sen laughed heartily.

"Hahaha, it's funny, it's ridiculous." Sun Wukong also laughed, and the tears of laughter came out, and he didn't know if it was the judge who ate the defense, or the stupid self before.

It doesn't matter anymore, everything is gone with the wind, and in the future, it won't be.

One person and one monkey, talking and laughing, all the way to the west.

Looking at the horizon, it seems to see the majestic Nine Heavens.

Jade Emperor, the next time my grandson comes to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, it won't be a script!

……

The two traveled all the way west.

When you are hungry, you pick wild fruits from the mountains, and sometimes take out a steaming meal in the space to eat.

When thirsty, drink the mountain springs, and sometimes take out the fine wine and drink it.

Along the way, it's not leisurely and happy.

It's better than a son's outing, touring the mountains and rivers.

Until this day.

The master and apprentice crossed the mountains and heard the sound of water.

Tang Sen calculated his steps, and he was almost about to meet the little white dragon.

Then he smiled.

Dragon, that's a dragon, I've always been a descendant of a dragon, but I've never seen a real dragon.

"The eagle is sad ahead, Wukong, speed up the pace, let's go to the front to rest." With that, he walked briskly forward.

Sun Wukong hurriedly followed behind.

The two of them found a wide place by the stream and lit a fire, and Tang Sen took out the pair of fat bear paws, plucked the fur and skin, cleaned it, and roasted it on the fire.

The white horse is gone, how can the little white dragon be lured?

The answer given by Townsend is barbecue!

Brush the surface with a thin layer of oil, sprinkle a pinch of salt, and throw away cumin to retain the natural taste of bear paw to the greatest extent.

The pungent fragrance, wafting in the deep stream, also woke up the behemoth sleeping at the bottom of the water, and the two eyes suddenly lit up, like two bright lanterns.

Seeing Wukong's eyes glowing green, his saliva flowed, and he looked impatient.

Tang Sen smiled slightly, "Right away, wait." ”

Fortunately, the bear's paw is huge, and one has a hundred catties, which is enough for two people to eat and have a surplus.

Finish with a layer of honey and you're done.

Cut the bear's paw with a knife, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, and the rich aroma of meat mixed with the floral aroma of honey is intoxicating.

The more intense fragrance continues to attract the mysterious creatures underwater.

Feeling the rapid flow of water in the pool next to him, as well as the vaguely felt behemoth, the corners of Tang Sen's mouth outlined a curvature.

Little White Dragon, take the bait!

Come to the bowl of the poor monk.

Seeing that there was only a delicious Wukong in his eyes in front of him, Tang Sen slapped his quietly outstretched hand in amusement.

"Wukong, there's an uninvited guest coming."

Retracting his outstretched hand, Sun Wukong smiled awkwardly.

Freeloader? Disturb my grandson to eat, it should be beaten.

At that moment, let go of his divine consciousness and felt the surroundings, the distance.

There's no demonic spirit, huh?

At this moment, a huge whirlpool appeared in the middle of the pool.

"Whoa." A huge white shadow suddenly burst out of the water, and struck towards the bear's paw with lightning speed, and Tang Sen was too close to be within the range of the attack.

"Evil beast, dare." Sun Wukong's eyes were cracking.

The sky was all around, but I didn't expect the danger to come from underwater.

The master treats him like a mountain, like reconstruction, if the master is killed because of his own negligence, then he can't forgive himself.

With a shot of anger, he struck with all his strength, and the end of the golden hoop rod suddenly became longer and larger, and with a thousand sticks, it hit the white shadow at the waist.

As if playing baseball, the huge white shadow was hit head-on and flew backwards at a faster speed than it had come.

Bingo, home run!

"Boom!" A huge white shadow slammed into the mountains, and rocks fell from all around the earthquake, and a huge sound of thunder echoed in the stream.

I saw that on the cliff, a huge white shadow was pasted on it, and it was a white dragon if you looked closely, but now it looks a little miserable.

The dragon's horns snapped, the scales shattered, and blue blood seeped from the edges of the shattered scales and dripped into the pool.

The whole dragon is stuck to the mountain wall like a mural, and it can't be buckled.

A burst of white light flashed, and in the blink of an eye, the white dragon turned into a man in white and fell to the ground.

looks heroic and has an extraordinary temperament, but now it's a bit embarrassing.

One horn on his head was broken, his left hand was dangling, obviously broken, his right hand was covering his waist, the wound was still oozing with blue blood, and his right foot was limping and thinking about Tang Sen and the two coming.

Obviously, the teacher came to ask for sin.