"Get on your knees." Sun Wukong escorted Monk Sha to Tang Sen, bent his leg with a kick, and pressed him to kneel.

"Yo, dye your hair, get a tattoo, social silver? Can you sing and dare to ask where the road is? Looking at the thunderous Sha monk in front of him, Tang Sen couldn't help but joke when he saw it laughing once.

Monkey king:???

Pig:???

Sha Wujing: ???

"Alright, just kidding! Tell me what you did wrong. Seeing that everyone in front of him was not laughing, Tang Sen secretly complained that there was really no humor.

"Tell me about it."

As he spoke, Tang Sen also took out a chair and sat down, crossed Erlang's legs, and leisurely took out a toothpick and pulled out his fingernails, looking careless.

"I shouldn't have murdered the elders."

"Huh?"

"I'm not supposed to mutilate living beings."

"Huh?"

Seeing that Tang Sen still looked unmoved, Monk Sha racked his brains to think about what else he was wrong.

"I ...... Before...... I also ate a few monks. Monk Sha said cautiously.

"It's really gone, this quicksand river has not seen a single figure for several years, I can only eat some birds in the sky and swimming fish in the water to satisfy my hunger, people really haven't eaten a few, except for the nine unlucky monks."

Monk Sha is about to cry, what does this monk have to explain to himself? It's really all explained, and I really can't think of what other immoral things I have done.

Tang Sen finally put down the toothpick in his hand and spoke slowly.

"None of that is the main thing, your biggest fault is...... Hum. After a pause, he gestured with his eyes to Zhu Bajie, who was standing next to him.

Zhu Bajie immediately understood, and respectfully handed over the teacup in his hand.

As a result, the teacup took a sip of tea, and Tang Sen continued.

"Your biggest mistake is to be ugly!"

Sha Monk: ??? Is it my fault that I'm ugly? What the hell can I do!

"Of course, it's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault that you're ugly and scary."

"Do you know who I am?"

"I don't know, and I don't want to know."

"You dare to eat me without even knowing who I am? You want to eat me too much, how old are you! ”

"Who are you?" Carrying the monk behind his back aroused his curiosity, Monk Sha asked curiously.

"Since you have asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy: in order to prevent the destruction of the world, in order to protect the peace of the world, to implement love and true compassion, handsome and charming decent character, I am the royal brother of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Sanzang who went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures!"

Tang Sanzang? So familiar with the name? Who seems to have heard that? Who?

Monk Sha felt that the name was familiar, but he just couldn't remember it.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva personally went to the Tang Dynasty to invite me out of the mountain, how can you monsters hurt me?" Townsend said disdainfully.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, by the way, is Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Monk Sha remembered that Guanyin Bodhisattva had come to this quicksand river not long ago.

This is a woman buried deep in his soft heart.

On that day, he was suffering the punishment of ten thousand arrows piercing his heart, and the five emperors made people wear themselves with a sword in the air, and they had to wear their hearts ten thousand times a day, and at night, their hearts were healed again, and they were used to it, after all, they had been like this every day for hundreds of years.

He was originally the general of the Heavenly Court, who was responsible for protecting the safety of the Jade Emperor, and his status was equivalent to that of the imperial guard.

But I didn't expect that just because he broke a glass cup, the ruthless Jade Emperor demoted himself to the mortal world, and asked the Five Emperors to stab himself with a sword 10,000 times, 10,000 times, 10,000 times, 10,000 times!

I still remember that day, when I was doing my business, the woman, she came to me with a compassionate face, and said in her mouth, "Don't fight, don't fight again." ”

For her own sake, she went to heaven without hesitation to find the Jade Emperor to comment. Later, sure enough, the five emperors didn't stab themselves with swords anymore, and they didn't have to suffer from the ten thousand arrows piercing their hearts anymore, but they didn't feel bitter, but got used to it, and now no one came to stab themselves with a sword but felt that something was missing. I still remember that before she left, she gently said to herself that she would wait for a monk from the Tang Dynasty to go to the West Heaven with him to learn scriptures, and then she could achieve positive results.

Lo and behold, it will be arranged for yourself in the future.

She must like herself, Monk Sha is extremely confirmed! Otherwise, how could she think so much about herself.

It's a pity that in the end she still left, and he still remembers the "affectionate" and "reluctant" eyes at the end.

She must be involuntarily, she must go to the west to save her, he knows that she is the Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea, and he also knows that she works in the west sky, and their identities are very different.

Since then, he has been exercising every day, refining his mana, and always waiting for the monk from the West Heaven to complete the task she gave him, and then go to the West Heaven to see her and rescue her.

Looking at the sand monk with an infatuated face in front of him, and even an unknown liquid flowing from the corner of his mouth, Tang Sen was full of black lines, and when he raised his hand, there was a big wall pocket.

"Smack." Looking at his red palms, he whew, it was much more comfortable.

Monk Sha, who was awakened by a slap, covered his swollen face at this time, pitiful.

"You are teasing Tang Sanzang who went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, I ate the apprentice that Guanyin Bodhisattva found for you, master, I can wait for you." Monk Sha realized at this time that the person in front of him was the person he had been waiting for, and hurriedly apprenticed.

"Don't, don't dare to be, don't call me master, I can't stand it."

"Do you know who those nine monks you ate are? Yes? Tang Sen leaned over, staring at Monk Sha with fierce eyes, and his tone was quite fierce.

"No, it can't be you, right?" Monk Sha, who was stared at by Tang Sen, was under a lot of pressure and said in a hurry.

He had a bad feeling that something was coming.

"Bingo, congratulations, you got it right." Tang Sen bared his big white teeth and smiled grimly.

"What are you doing, apprentices, beat me, beat me to death." Townsend beckoned the apprentices to do it.

The three people next to him also heard it angrily, this monster ate the master nine times? Damn.

At this time, when he heard the master's greeting, he also rolled up his sleeves, leaned up with a strange smile on his face, and held down Monk Sha is a wild beating.

"Don't, don't slap your face." Monk Sha's mana was banned at this time, and looking at the four big men who came around with a strange smile, he only had time to protect his face.

This time I didn't use weapons, and I didn't use any mana.

They naturally knew that Tang Sen wanted to stay alive, otherwise they would have been killed earlier, so there was no need to be so troublesome.

It's just that they hit them in the face.

"Don't fight, don't fight, if you fight again, you'll be disfigured!" Soon, there was a cry of Monk Sha begging for mercy in the middle of the crowd, and everyone retreated unsatisfied.

At the same time, he pouted in his heart.

This appearance is equivalent to plastic surgery.

After the four of them dispersed, only the miserable and miserable Sha Monk was left in place, at this time his clothes were ragged, his hair was scattered, although he tried his best to protect his face, he was still beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and now he could only curl up in place, looking like a little girl who had been ravaged and bullied by countless big men, especially miserable and pitiful.

"Okay, don't be sad, what you owe always has to be repaid, you ate me nine times, do you think it's so easy to repay?" Tang Sen sneered on the side, is he still an iron-blooded tough guy? Bullshit!

Monk Sha didn't speak, just curled up, and his body shook from time to time.

Tang Sen was about to say something, but suddenly saw a cloud flying from the south, and a white cloud also flying from the east, obviously, they all came to find him.

"Apprentices, guests are here, clean up, don't let people see the joke."

The three of Sun Wukong hurriedly shook their clothes, shook off the dust on them, and combed their slightly scattered hair.

Townsend also took out a small mirror and a lipstick from the space and applied lipstick to the mirror.

Then put on the Jinlan robe and hold the nine-ring tin staff, perfect!

Looking at his handsome self in the mirror, Tang Sen himself was fascinated by himself.

Looking at the sand monk who was still curled up in place, Tang Sen frowned and ordered.

"This should be Guanyin Bodhisattva coming, forking this person out, letting others see the joke, and thinking that we have dropped him."

Zhu Bajie was just about to step forward, and Monk Nasha stood up by himself.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is coming?

Hurriedly wiped his red and swollen eyes, combed his scattered hair, and as for the tattered clothes, he had no choice but to leave it at once.

The white clouds fell, and sure enough, it was Guanyin Bodhisattva...... Also, Hui'an Boy.

As soon as Guanyin came to the clouds, he felt a strange gaze staring at him, strange and uncomfortable, and when he looked over, it was the monk Nasha.

I'm afraid you're not a fool, right?

There is no way, the apprentice who learned the scriptures he found, even if he is a fool, has to endure it, and smiled politely at Monk Sha at the moment and nodded.

Laughed, she smiled at me, she really liked me!

Monk Sha was ecstatic in his heart, tears of joy flowed on his face, the grievances he suffered, and the beatings he suffered were all worth it.

Guan yin:???

Looking at the increasingly abnormal Sha monk, Guanyin asked worriedly, "Sanzang, what's wrong with him?" ”

You can't be a fool, right? Do you want to find the Jade Emperor for another person? Find a fool to learn from the scriptures, don't I lose face in Buddhism?

"Sister Guanyin, he's probably hungry, don't pay attention to him, let's talk about life in the past." Tang Sen stroked the hair in front of his forehead and invited gracefully.

With a wave of his hand, a set of tables and chairs appeared in front of him, with a parasol on it, and on the table were two glasses and a bottle of red wine that had been awakened in a wine dispenser.

Although the weather is still a little cold, this parasol is a sense of ceremony, and it does not necessarily have to be shaded.

Seeing that the boy from Hui'an was also about to follow, Tang Sen hurriedly stopped him.

"Go and go, children are not suitable, children are guarding the door, don't let people disturb me to talk about big things with the Bodhisattva."

Seeing Hui'an Boy's depressed face turn his back to guard the door, Tang Sen smiled with satisfaction.

When he walked past Monk Sha, he stuffed a piece of steak that he had grilled last time and didn't finish it in his hand, "Look at the hungry child, eat it quickly." ”

The tone is gentle, the smile is warm, and the demeanor is personable, and it doesn't look like Tang Sanzang who personally rolled up his sleeves and beat people just now.

Guan yin:???

Could you please respect yourself and me?

You're a monk, is it really okay to eat meat in front of me?

Sitting down with black lines, Tang Sen hurriedly poured her a glass of wine.

"Bodhisattva, taste, this is my unique drink."

Picking up the wine glass, Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little confused, Rao is she is well-informed, and she didn't recognize what it was, but this cup is shiny and beautiful.

There is a fruity smell of this water, although it looks like blood, but it should not be.

Guanyin Bodhisattva put his mind at ease and was about to put down the wine glass.

Tang Sen raised his wine glass, "Bodhisattva, I'll do it first as a respect, you are free." ”

After saying that, drink it all.

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Tang Sen on the opposite side and looked at her expectantly, and could only bite a small bite.

Eh, it's delicious, I couldn't help but drink all the red wine in the glass.