Chapter 168: A woman's war, she can't escape if she wants to
Tang Sen naturally didn't know the major events that happened outside the day, but as a robber, he was particularly sensitive to the fluctuations of the Heavenly Dao.
Tang Sen looked up at the cloudless blue sky and was stunned.
He seemed to hear Tiandao calling for help just now, shook his head, and threw this unrealistic idea out of his head.
Heavenly Dao asked him for help? No kidding, what kind of Karami is he.
Think too much.
I've been so tired lately, I've hallucinated, and I blame these two women for making myself uncomfortable.
"Brother Yu, I just washed the grapes, come, I'll feed you, ah." The empress next to her twisted the willow waist and walked over with a smile on her face, holding grapes in her left hand and twisting one in her right hand, peeling the skin.
His eyes were looking defiantly at the tranquility next to him.
Tang Sen reluctantly ate the grapes in front of his mouth, and the whole person was in a bit of a trance, and came again.
It all started two days ago.
On that day, the sky was blue and the wind was light.
Then, he said something that he regrets to this day.
"Lin'er, I'll take you to meet someone."
Then, An Ning and Zhao Lin'er stared wide-eyed.
"Brother Sen, who is this woman?"
"Brother Yu, who is this woman?"
Two voices sounded at the same time, and Tang Sen's eyelids suddenly jumped wildly.
He hates! Don't hate anything else, hate yourself for being stupid!
As the saying goes, two women play a play, and then he set up the stage with his own hands.
He wanted to smack his two big mouths.
"This ...... This, let me introduce you, this is Anning, my sister. Tang Sen took the young An Ning and introduced it to the empress.
"This is Zhao Lin'er, the Empress of Xiliang, and now, my girlfriend." Under An Ning's aggressive gaze, Tang Sen still didn't say the word "wife", but as soon as he finished speaking, there was a sharp pain in his waist, and when he turned his head, he saw the empress looking at him with a smile, but his left hand was getting harder and harder on his waist.
He didn't dare to refute, and endured it silently.
After cleaning up Tang Sen for a while, the empress looked at Tang Sen's bitter face, and then she retracted the Nine Yin White Bone Claw with satisfaction.
"This sister, if you don't dislike it, call me Sister Lin, what a beautiful little girl, we will be a family in the future, I will definitely love you like a royal brother."
Looking at the smiling empress, Tang Sen looked shocked and gasped.
Such a powerful woman, directly declares sovereignty, occupies the initiative, and is anti-guest-oriented, this hand is really too slippery.
Even if the victim was Tang Sen, he secretly praised it, why didn't he see that this obedient empress who was by his side had such a hand in the past.
Tang Sen couldn't help but cast a surprised look at the empress.
The empress smiled proudly, little girl, fight with me!
An Ning just stared at her faintly, did not speak, and suddenly threw herself into Tang Sen's arms.
"Brother Sen, who is this beautiful sister? It's so fierce to speak, unlike me, I only feel sorry for my brother. ”
Tang Sen, who subconsciously caught the peaceful petite body that rushed over, was stunned when he heard this.
Avoid its edge and hit the nail on the head.
It's not easy to be a little peaceful.
The master makes a move, and the move is deadly.
looked at the fighting spirit in the eyes of the empress beside him, and the faint sound of gnashing teeth.
Tang Sen shuddered, put down the little girl and wanted to escape from the battlefield.
"Stop, where do you want to go? Is it because you dislike your sister and are not gentle? ”
Smile with a knife! This is definitely a hidden knife in a smile!
Looking at the smiling empress, Tang Sen was extremely frightened, and the next sentence would directly determine his life and death.
"Where will it be, Lin'er is the gentleest, I just, by the way, I'm thirsty and want to find water to drink." Tang Sen broke out in a cold sweat, and a flash of inspiration appeared under the nervousness, which reminded him of Shui Dun.
"Oh? Is it? I've got water, drink it, but I'll have to drink it all. ”
Looking at the twenty liters of mountain spring water that the empress took out from the space jade bracelet, Tang Sen fell into deep thought and swallowed his saliva.
But in the face of the forced gaze of the two women, he could only pick up the bucket hard.
Then, within two days, the two women fought openly and secretly, although there was not the slightest murderous aura on their faces, Tang Sen felt that he was on the blade all the time.
The feeling of being precarious and dying at any time is so exciting!
Thinking of the "happy" life in the past two days, Tang Sen's head hurts, and the whole person is a little trance.
Eat, eat four meals a day, each meal is two dishes, if it is delicious, then there is nothing to say, Tang Sen endured it, until he saw a person carrying a barbecue that had not been broken, and a person carrying a barbecue like black charcoal, he understood what was waiting for him.
But under the gaze of the two women, he could only pretend to be willing, and every time he swept away these "delicacies", he had to perform.
The key is that in the end, we have to make up good words to stabilize these two little ancestors.
Is this still the life of a human being?
Townsend looked up to the sky and sighed.
Once, Sun Wukong asked him: "Master, sitting and enjoying the blessings of all people, you should be the happiest person in the world, right?" ”
Townsend just wanted to say, happiness ...... !!
But when he saw the two tigresses staring at him, he could only smile and nod.
But in my heart, sorrow flows backwards.
You can't live if you do your own evil!
Looking at Sun Wukong's longing gaze, Tang Sen just wanted to give him a big wall pocket!
O rebel, rebel!
I can't see that the teacher is suffering!
His thoughts turned back, and a plate of mangoes appeared in front of him, followed by An Ning's petite and cute face.
"Brother Sen, come and eat mangoes."
Townsend is full of cows, and this is how he has come over these days.
Looking at the sparks faintly emerging between the two women, Tang Sen shuddered.
Escape! Gotta escape! If you don't run away, you'll have to die sooner or later!
Tang Sen's heart was in a hurry, and when he saw the eight rings behind him, he suddenly had an idea.
"Eh, who is that, Bajie, are you lazy again, tell the master."
Zhu Bajie, who was talking to Sha Wujing about his life ideals in the back, was startled by Tang Sen's sudden call and stepped forward quickly.
"Master, no, I've been very obedient these days, I only eat three meals a day, two bowls a meal, never too much, and I'm picking the burden." As he spoke, he raised the burden on his shoulders.
"I don't believe it." Townsend was furious, how could it be, when did this pig become so smart? When you see the pot flying over, will you hide?
Unforgivable!
If you don't carry the pot given by the master, it's just a deception to the master and destroy the ancestors!
looked angrily at the little white dragon and Sha Wujing next to him, and wanted them to come out to testify.
Unexpectedly, these two stupid apprentices didn't understand his deep meaning, but they just nodded dumbly, and Sha Wujing replied stupidly.
"Master, I testify that the second senior brother really didn't eat much."
Helplessness, extreme helplessness!
Tang Sensheng waved his hand without love, "Very good, Bajie, you are worthy of being so optimistic about you as a teacher, just now it was just the master who tested you, continue to work hard." ”
I can't do it, it's destiny!
Who is so special until Zhu Bajie, who has always been greedy and lazy, suddenly became a benchmark apprentice, this, play me!
But Townsend did not give up, seeing that the enemy army was coming, he couldn't make a plan, and Townsend had another plan.
"Wukong, come here, the teacher asks you, is there a monster ahead?" With a smile, Tang Sen beckoned the Monkey King in front of him to come over.
The bewildered Monkey King came over stupidly.
"Master, we haven't encountered any monsters during this time." The words must be sincere, and Townsend doesn't know how to refute it.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible! How could there be no monsters on the way to the west! Think about it again. Tang Sen frantically glanced at Sun Wukong, expecting that his proud apprentice would be able to save him from fire and water.
Townsen, who used to be afraid of monsters, is now desperate to have a monster appear in front of him soon.
Afraid, afraid of trouble.
It's a pity, how can the monkey that pop out of the stone be enlightened?
"Master, I've thought about it seriously, but no."
"Are you mistaken, maybe there are youkai you didn't see?" Townsend struggled to the death.
Sun Wukong smiled and said proudly: "Master, you forgot, no monster can escape from my old Sun's eyes." As he spoke, his eyes gleamed with gold.
Townsend could only understand that he was showing off.
This stupid monkey!
Tang Sen scolded secretly.
There is nothing to be done, the heavens will kill me, and Tang Sen can only wait to continue to be tortured.
The mountains and rivers are poor and there is no way out, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village.
Tiandao still loves him, but he saw a loud shout.
"Phew! This mountain is opened by me, this tree is planted by me, if you want to pass from here, leave the monk! ”
This violent voice was like heaven in Townsen's ears.
He came to life again, and looked ahead in surprise, a little wolf demon, wielding a mace, blocking their path, with a fierce face.
Love you to death, little monster.
Tang Sen was overjoyed, and he couldn't wait to hug and kiss this little monster.
At the same time, he decided that he must give this little monster a decent funeral, cremation is good, by the way, put more chili peppers, so that it is delicious.
Thinking about it, Tang Sen thought crooked again.
"Bold and wicked, dare to get an axe, let me ......"
Before the words fell, Tang Sen saw a stick swept out from the front, and the little wolf demon suddenly turned into the brightest star in the sky.
From hope to despair, only a few seconds, the damage suffered will take a lifetime to heal.
Tang Sen looked at the triumphant Monkey King in front of him with a helpless expression.
"Master, how can such a little demon do it yourself, just leave it to the apprentice." As he spoke, he also danced the big stick in his hand.
"Oh, you're so good." Tang Sensheng returned to his place without love.
Forget it, destroy the world!
Looking at the two girls in front of him approaching with a smile, Tang Sensheng had nothing to love.
The galloping carriage "rumbled" forward and soon disappeared into the sky.
[The author of these two chapters is in good condition, readers can take a look, it should be written okay 267,268, all in one go]