Chapter Eighty-Three: A Visitor from Asgard
"Waiter, bring me another plate of tacos, half soft and half crispy, with more meat."
"Okay, a meat platter with a tart."
The waiter's aunt mechanically reported the order, and the kitchen was busy again.
Because of the previous emergency evacuation, there was only one guest in the restaurant. The local red-necked cook and waiter did not evacuate with them, and their thoughts were as follows:
This is the home where we live, if you want to evacuate, you will evacuate, if someone dares to cause trouble, then take out a weapon from under the table and fuck him. We have always had simple folk customs here, what big scene have we never seen?
Then these people's faces were slapped by Laura, because they had never seen such food as she could eat after "seeing the wind and waves", and the fat chefs who participated in the National Stomach King Contest when they were young were amazed by her combat effectiveness.
With a bang, the door of the restaurant was slammed open, and a short and strong man with an axe walked in, and he said in a rough voice:
"Men of Midgard, serve food and wine to the warriors of Asgard! You will be blessed by Asgard for this! ”
The cashier at the front desk had already reached for his Winchester rifle under the counter, when a woman in a classical battle dress walked up to him, pulled out a few coins and slapped them on the counter.
"We have all your food, wine, and dry food here."
Now the cashier brother and the waiter aunt are stunned, what's the situation? Where does this come from? Do you want to give it to the sheriff... Oh no, give the hospital a call and see if they have a special patient running out.
Laura recognized the identities of these people, and the first Humpty Dumpty to speak out was Volstagg, the eldest of the three warriors of Asgard, who was known as the strongest warrior in Asgard when he was young, and the Lion of Asgard, with infinite strength. However, as I got older, my body began to gain weight, and my skills gradually became clumsy.
With blonde hair and a sassy mustache, Vandal is a self-proclaimed free-spirited swordsman and a romantic man, whom Thor once admitted to be Asgard's "strongest swordsman".
With an Asian face and a hammer on his shoulder, Hogan is the only one of the three Asgardian warriors who is not an Asgardian and has a mysterious origin, but is a brother to the other two and Thor.
The last woman was named Sif , the goddess of the land and harvest of Asgard, the warrioress of Asgard, and Thor's future wife.
"Ah, sorry, sorry, these are my friends, they're all big fans of Norse mythology, and they're all wearing homemade COS suits, and they just came from the nearby Comic-Con."
Laura said as she pulled the men to her table and sat down, then motioned for the waiter to bring up a large plate of steaming tacos.
The people in Asgard were obviously hungry, and Vostagg sat down and immediately started eating, while the other three showed their etiquette first.
Seeing the men gobbling up, Laura asked the waitress to order a lot of food and drink, and then she rejoined the fight to eliminate Taco.
"Smack" "Good wine!" Again! ”
The Vostagger drank down his beer and slammed it to the ground, followed by Vandal and Hogan.
Hearing the loud sound of the glass breaking, the frightened cashier brother hurriedly touched the rifle at the bottom of the table again.
Laura's voice sounded just in time:
"It's okay, it's all on the books first, and someone will deal with it later."
The cashier could only smile bitterly and nodded, he felt that if he continued to do this job, he would go insane sooner or later.
The waiter's aunt is not surprised, but this is another group of young people who have played stupid with themselves, but they don't know that except for Laura, they are all "old monsters" who started at the age of 1,000.
After consuming nearly ninety percent of the reserve ingredients in the town's restaurant, several big stomachs collapsed on the sofa with satisfaction and burped.
"Hahaha! Little girl, you must be the warrior of Midgard! ”
Vostagg raised his voice again, and tried to tap Laura on the shoulder with his oily paws, but the latter dodged him with a look of disgust.
Vandal pulled back Big Brother's hand, and then looked at Laura with a rippling smile:
"Forgive my companion's rudeness, this beautiful lady, who has not been brought up in a good environment like I have since childhood, but he has no ill will. By the way, I haven't asked your name yet? ”
"Laura Crawford, just call me Laura."
Hogan still had a paralyzed face, and Sif smiled and raised his glass at her:
"Let's toast this Middlegard Laura Crawford Warrior!"
"Yay! To Laura! ”
"Bang bang bang!"
Seeing this, the waiter's aunt quickly turned out the notebook and wrote a "+4" in the "glass" column.
After eating and drinking, it's time for storytelling, with Vostagg and Van Dahl gushing about the battles they had fought with Thor, while the others listen in silence.
Hogan and Sif have mostly been through these battles, and listening to them makes them fall into memory. Laura knew that the two of them were talking about real events, and her attention was focused on the introduction of the various races and forces in the universe. The clerks listened to the story as if it were a story, marveling at the depth of the fanatic's love and study of Norse mythology.
Before he knew it, Coulson was back in town with a dejected Thor and Jane Foster.
Thor was initially thrilled by the familiar voice of his old comrade, but froze at the doorway as soon as he heard what was being said.
Vostagg and the others describe him in the story as a great one, but for the first time in his life, Thor felt a sense of shame when he thought that he had now been expelled from Asgard and had learned from Loki in the interrogation room that Odin had been by him.
Seeing this, Dr. Jane gently wrapped his right hand.
"Thor, is that your friend inside? They seem to adore you. ”
The people who heard the movement in the restaurant turned their heads and immediately got up excitedly and walked over, during which they knocked over countless tables and chairs, and the pen recorded by the waiter's aunt was about to come out.
"Thor! Hahaha! It's really you! ”
The enthusiastic Volstagger stepped forward to squeeze Jane away and hugged Thor, who was a head taller than him, and Laura and the others even heard the "click" of the bones in Thor's body being squeezed.
"It's nice to see you all again! Voldstagg, but also Van Dal, Hogan and Schiff. Thank you for coming to visit me, the sinner who killed the God-King of Asgard. ”
"Kill the God King? His Majesty Odin has just fallen into a deep sleep, and now Loki is temporarily acting as the god-king, and they are both alive and well at the moment, right? ”
It was only when he heard Sif say that Thor reacted, and he seemed to be being tricked by his dear brother again.