Chapter 496: The Child Is an Accident
The guests' boats all moved, and it seemed that they had mastered the skills of rowing, and Hu Zhengguo put away the binoculars.
He raised the loudspeaker on the speedboat console and shouted, "Boating is hard, isn't it?" As a director, I can't bear to watch you work so hard! If there are guests who don't want to row, you can exchange your points for a speedboat ride ticket here. Discount for the first opening, 200 points for full fare, half ticket for children, 100 points, you can make a reservation! ”
The tone of "oh" is obviously learning.
But Mianmian is a child less than four years old, with a milky voice, and everyone will only think that children are cute when they use this kind of tone words. Hu Zhengguo, a big man with a mustache, is really unbearable to talk like this.
The most important thing is the price of a submarine ride!
Some viewers made a comparison table according to the market price of seafood, and found that in fact, in terms of food, the price given by the program team is equivalent to one dollar. Pearls have depreciated in value, and a white pearl only gives 20 points.
If you also use the market value of the speedboat, the ticket price for one person is 200 yuan, and the child is 100, and it can only be used for 45 minutes! The ticket price of the scenic spot is not so terrible, Hu Zhengguo really dares!
Because of this terrible ticket price, Hu Zhengguo shouted for a long time, and no guests raised their hands and said they wanted to sit.
Gu Youyou was using a small hand to discuss with Mianmian: "Mianmian, do you want to take a speedboat, my mother said that she wants to bargain with Director Hu!" Do you know what haggling is? ”
Mianmian's small hand turned into a small speaker and replied: "Bargaining is to push the price down, 200 is too expensive for one person!" Then let's bargain together, and if we succeed, we can take a speedboat! ”
On the other side, Xiao Bailong was whispering: "Mianmian, you, if you want to sit, I can give out points." ”
The little white dragon's voice was very small, and he looked shy, which provoked Situ Zha to glance at the little white dragon with a disgusted expression.
The little cute babies are talking, and the adults are rowing hard.
Hu Zhengguo took the loudspeaker and spoke again: "I heard it, you said you want to bargain with me?" You can't cut it at a fixed price! So buy early and enjoy early, don't row until you run out of strength halfway to sit, then you won't be able to row! ”
These words directly suppressed the guest's desire to bargain.
Hu Yingying discussed with Hu Xiaohong: "I'm so tired from rowing, why don't we buy tickets?" ”
Hu Xiaohong didn't want to buy a ticket, and she couldn't say it directly, so she said euphemistically: "Sister, we don't have enough points, if you buy a ticket, 350 points, we owe the director more than 100." I don't know if there is anything to eat on the island yet, what will we eat later? ”
That's right.
The points are not much, and if you take a speedboat, you will owe money. The island is said to be every once in a while, when the sea is low, and who knows what happens on the island?
Hu Yingying bowed her head aggrievedly and continued to row with her head bored.
She has been pampered since she became a star, where has she ever done such physical work? When rowing, her arms have to be constantly swinging, and her arms are so sore for a while, can she continue to row and be okay tomorrow?
So I still have to blame Hu Mimian, why did you provoke Su Mianmian alive? also invited Hu Xiaohong, a bear child, to say that he could help, how to help? It's a disservice!
[Our Yingying is just too tired, it's not Sister Xiaohong who rows, Sister Xiaohong can't understand her sister.] ]
[Who said that?] Sister Xiaohong is obviously very considerate, and she thinks about things very comprehensively. ]
[It's all Hu Jiajun, don't quarrel!] ]
When Hu Jiajun in Hu Yingying's live broadcast room quarreled, the boat on Mianmian's side was just on the same level as Yang Xian's little white dragon.
Mianmian asked the little white dragon, "What did you just say?" I see that you seem to be talking, but it's a little far away and I can't hear you. ”
The little white dragon whispered: "I said, Mianmian wants to take a speedboat, I'll buy a ticket." ”
Hearing this, Mianmian smiled and said, "It's okay, if you want to sit with Yang Xian." Later, when Charlie gets tired, I will switch rows with Charlie, and the two of us will not get tired rowing in turns. ”
On the screen of the live broadcast room, Mianmian's milky voice said that she would switch rowing with Charlie and passed it to the audience's ears.
The Hu Jiajun, who had been arguing in their own live broadcast room, listened to it and sprinkled their anger on Mianmian.
[Laughing to death, a three-year-old wants to row a boat?] No kidding. ]
[Didn't Su Mianmian say that he ate the pill of the sealing ability?] Can you still have the strength to row? Sure enough, it's fake. ]
[Director Hu said that he wanted to fight fakes, and he also invited outfield support, are they the two people standing next to Director Hu?] ]
In the barrage of spectators, small boats and speedboats maintain a harmonious speed and move slowly on the surface of the sea, very slowly.
Manpower rowing requires physical strength, and even the strong Yang Xian can't continue rowing for an hour. After 20 minutes, everyone was tired. Especially Hu Yingying, she was covered in sweat and the makeup on her body was spent.
She was really tired and her lips were white.
[Oh my god, this is a toss-up man.] ]
[We are all sweating and our faces are white, how can this be?] ]
[I think it's better to take a speedboat, and you can still earn points.] ]
In the live broadcast room, it began to be one-sided again, saying that Hu Xiaohong really didn't understand the rowing sister.
At this time, Mianmian had already changed hands with Charlie.
Charlie actually didn't want to be tired, but he couldn't bear to keep staring at him with big watery eyes, and raised his little hand to ensure that she would definitely be able to row, saying that she was often trained by her mother in the mountains.
There was no way, Charlie could only hand over the oars to Mianmian.
The tall man with blond hair and blue face can now rest, sitting on the other end of the cute little milk ball, but holding the oars with his fleshy little hands, rowing hard.
The rowing posture is particularly standard, and at first glance it looks like it is really experienced in a hundred battles.
"Is it true that you said your mother trained you?" Charlie thought it was incredible, "You're only so young, three years old, did you start training at the age of two?" ”
Charlie's family is also a big family, but because there is no gun ban in the United States. In order to make the children have the ability to survive, Charlie's grandfather also began to train their grandchildren from an early age.
But no matter how you say it, you can't train until you are five years old, so how can you start at more than two years old?
Charlie asked this question very well, and the audience was actually very curious about Mianmian's experience as a child.
Ordinary people are different from Xuanmen people, but a three-and-a-half-year-old child knows so many things, how can it not be shocking?
"That, that." While rowing, Mianmian replied to Charlie, "Mom said that Mianmian is a little genius, and geniuses must be like geniuses, starving their bodies and skin, and working their muscles and bones, otherwise they can't bear the responsibilities that geniuses need to bear." ”
"Mianmian walks very steadily when she is one year old, so she keeps running around the mountains. There is also a lake in the mountains, and when mom and dad are drinking, Mianmian is in charge of boating. ”
[Poofha, what kind of joyful picture is this?] My aunt's mom and dad are boating, and my 2-year-old aunt is rowing? ]
[Is the parents true love, the children an accident?] ]
The audience was shocked by the picture described by Mian Mian and couldn't stop laughing.
(End of chapter)