Chapter 581: The face of the destined person is going to be swollen by the aunt and grandmother
In front of the camera, there was a Qin Emperor Hanwu who did not lose a woman's face, and he cried silently.
He cried very sadly, like pear blossoms with rain.
Mianmian sighed: "Okay, okay, okay, they're all adults, and they always cry, and Mianmian doesn't know what to say about you." Then talk about what you want to say, after all, you are already the person you are today. ”
"Actually, you are a very kind person, and you usually do good deeds outside. It's just that you don't go out often and like to stay at home. I'm also lazy and don't like to work. ”
Qin Huang Hanwu heard Mianmian talk about himself, and wiped his tears anxiously and said: "No, grandma, I want to count me as my girlfriend, don't talk about me." ”
Mianmian looked helpless: "Oh, I'm going to talk about your girlfriend soon!" On the day I went to the haunted house, it wasn't your girlfriend who met a ghost and was possessed by a ghost, she was the right person to meet her~"
When it comes to meeting the right fate, Mianmian's tone is very relaxed and pleasant.
The audience in the live broadcast room is unknown: [I seem to see my aunt and grandmother happy for her girlfriend?] ]
[Earlier, you read that right, my aunt and grandmother are indeed very happy......]
[Isn't that worth rejoicing?] The girlfriend of the destined person went to work to make money, and found a soft rice man like the destined person, so hard, now that I have met the right fate, I won't be so tired in the future, at least the right edge can work with her, right? ]
Everyone's discussion is in the eyes.
She blinked.
On the screen, Emperor Qin and Han Wu, who had a dumbfounded expression, seemed to have only reacted now, and said "ah": "What did you say, little aunt?" How can my girlfriend be in a good relationship? She likes me so much, it's impossible. ”
When he said this, Emperor Qin Hanwu actually believed Mianmian's words in his heart, and his mouth babbled about the picture of his and his girlfriend's previous affection, muttering repeatedly: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, how is this possible?" ”
Mianmian heard Emperor Qin's muttering, and replied directly: "Maybe, that's it, you and your girlfriend have no fate." ”
Emperor Qin Han Wu was so choked by Mianmian's affirmation that he couldn't mutter anymore, and looked at Mianmian with red eyes.
Mianmian also looked at him calmly, and after looking at him for a while, she said: "My mother said that in the animal world, two little birds form a family, and the mother bird lays eggs, and the father of the bird will help hatch them." After the chicks hatch, they take turns going out to find food and come back to feed the chicks. ”
So Mianmian feels that whether it is a boy or a girl, when they grow up, they must first earn money by themselves, help each other and work hard to form a family. Your girlfriend is working very hard, she is working hard, what she needs is a bird that will take turns to go out to find bugs, not a bird that grows up like you stay in the nest and wait for someone to feed the bugs. Such a little bird starves to death without anyone to feed it. ”
Mianmian's words were full of innocence, and his tone was lively and cute, but his words were like a big slap in the face of Emperor Qin and Han Wu.
Emperor Qin's face was crimson, obviously hurting.
His mouth opened and closed, and finally he held back a sentence: "I am also working hard at home, and I have also contributed to her life......+"
Mianmian listened to it and asked very seriously: "Is the male bird who arranges his feathers in the nest and plays with small stones also contribute to me?" You were playing games until the wee hours of the morning last night. ”
[Okay, the face of the destined person is going to be slapped by the aunt and grandmother.] ]
[I support my aunt's point of view, marriage is originally two people supporting each other to go on, both of them have to take care of the children, and they also have to go out to make money, this is the most harmonious marriage state.] ]
[I don't know why, after listening to my aunt's words, I suddenly felt that I had found a soulmate, and the marriage I wanted was like this! ]
The audience who watched the live broadcast was moved and ran to various social platforms to promote the "Theory of Raising Cubs with Birds".
After some viewers sighed that Mianmian's point of view was very correct, they pulled the topic back to Emperor Qin and Han Wu.
[So it's no wonder that my aunt and grandmother wanted to laugh for your girlfriend just now, Qin Huang Hanwu, you really don't want Bilian.] ]
[Although it is said that you have a boyfriend and meet a positive relationship, which is equivalent to splitting your legs, and it is not bright enough, I still support your girlfriend.] ]
[Weakly asked, only I still want to know...... Why did his girlfriend become raunchy when she met a positive relationship? If you have someone you like, shouldn't it be more refined? ]
Mianmian saw this question, and did not rush to answer, but asked first: "What is called splitting legs?" ”
Immediately, someone made a popular science for Mianmian on the barrage, explaining in detail the meaning of splitting legs.
Mianmian saw the explanation and suddenly realized: "Oh, oh, oh, I understand!" So splitting legs is stepping on two boats, right? People only have two legs, stepping on two boats in the water, the legs are split, if the boat is a little more, the legs can be split more! Thank you. ”
Then she paused, looked at Emperor Qin Han Wu and said: "Your girlfriend didn't split her legs, she and her relationship are just friends, the two of them don't love me without you, I love you, it's just that she wants to break up with you." Because don't you like pretty? She doesn't dress up anymore and wants you to think she's ugly. ”
As soon as Mianmian said this, a special barrage appeared on the screen.
Qin Huang Han's girlfriend: [Hello everyone, I am the girlfriend in Qin Huang Han Wu's mouth. I did meet a new friend in the haunted house, when the NPC pounced, my boyfriend subconsciously leaned into the arms of another boy who met together, I was also scared, and when I hid back, I was blocked by another girl. After she came out, I became friends with her. ]
It may be that the number of words is limited, and the barrage content of "The Girlfriend in the Mouth of Emperor Qin and Han Wu" is here, and it is gone.
Everyone wanted to continue listening, and they sent barrages to let her continue. But while waiting, I suddenly saw another person's video screen on the live broadcast screen.
She looks the same as the photo released by Emperor Qin and Han Wu, she really didn't wear makeup, only a simple ponytail. However, even without makeup, her face is beautiful, as if she has a filter.
"Thank you, auntie, for connecting with me, I'll make it clear." The girl smiled slightly and stared at Emperor Qin and Han Wu, "Actually, I mentioned breaking up with you last year, because I said I wanted to get married, and you said that you didn't live together like this when you got married?" We just need to get the certificate, and we don't need to have a wedding. ”
"But I wanted a perfect ceremony, it was my own dream. You didn't agree to break up at that time, you cried so much, and I relented and didn't kick you out. ”
"Now I've decided to harden my heart, because I really want the kind of bird that my aunt said I would spend my life with, and whether they are male or female, I will be very happy."
After the girl finished speaking, another tall girl suddenly appeared behind her.
The girl stared at the camera with a cold expression. When I looked at Mianmian, there was an eager light in my eyes.