Chapter 93: Under My Banner?
I also knew this situation and this scene, just like when he was a child when he was forcibly cheated by qigong scammers for money.
"I'm sorry, let's give up, oops, who dropped the money on the ground."
Taking advantage of the fact that the surrounding crowd was bending over to look for money on the ground, Huo Yunting turned sideways through the crowd and came to the front.
The so-called qigong master was wearing a long robe, a long beard and a pill head, looking like a Taoist priest, but he looked a little nondescript.
Looking at the age of about forty or fifty, he is also an old liar.
"Our flow qigong is not the same as those ordinary qigong. And this is the heart of the heart, not the old and the new. Faith is the root of the human spirit......"
Yes, I also caught up with an early game, this is just the beginning.
Listening to this old liar muttering for a long time, Huo Yunting understood.
His qigong method is that the stronger the belief, the more things can be done, which is a clever comparison with other qigong.
Once other qigong has been practiced for a few years, more than ten years, no one will suspect that it has no effect at all.
Is this qigong fake? Why has it been working for so many years?
His flow qigong is easy to explain, can't he practice it? It shows that your inner faith is not strong enough!
After the old liar finished explaining, he waved his hand to the apprentice, "I'll give you a brief demonstration here." Come, vain, and bring up the chains. β
A man in his twenties and thirties, who looked younger than the old liar, took out a large iron chain from the cart behind him and wrapped it around the old liar's waist.
"Which two would do you a favor and pull the two ends of this chain?"
Soon someone stepped forward.
"You just need to drag the chain to death and see how I break it."
The two volunteers grabbed the end of the chain and pulled it either side, and the old liar closed his eyes and muttered aloud.
"Broken! Break! Break! β
Then only a "rattle" was heard, and the chain broke in response, and the surrounding crowd hurriedly applauded.
The qigong master patted the non-existent dust on his body, clasped his hands into fists and smiled, "See you laugh, you laugh." β
Huo Yunting was also quite surprised, looking at the broken iron chain in front of him, he had some doubts in his heart.
He doesn't believe that there is really qigong in this world, but the iron chain is indeed brokenβwhat method is used?
Huo Yunting pondered for a while and then asked him well, he was quite curious about this.
"Don't pretend, your chains have been sharpened in advance."
These words were a little abrupt in the applause, and the qigong master also stared at him, "Who?" Who's saying that? β
Then a big man who was taller than himself squeezed out of the crowd, his body was very strong, and he was with the qigong master, with a sense of immediacy for adults and elementary school students.
The tall man picked up the place where the chain had broken and looked at it carefully, and said casually, "This gap is soldered with lead or tin, smoothed and dyed, you are really a fool." β
If this had been someone else, the qigong master would have gone up and scolded him a long time ago.
But this kid is too tall, and he scolded him all the time, and it is estimated that the spitting star can't even reach people's chests.
The main thing is that I feel like I can't beat it.
Seeing this, the qigong master hurriedly sent his apprentices to take down the iron chain.
"Alright, boy, I can understand if you don't believe me. In the face of such an extraordinary miracle, I don't blame you for questioning it. β
"In that case, then I'll give you another trick. In vain, go to the oil pot! β
The old liar waved his hand, and the apprentice brought an iron pot from the tricycle. A fire was lit below, and soon the hot oil was boiling.
"It's all optimistic, it's all optimistic. Hot Qigong! Unafraid! Unafraid! Unafraid! β
The old liar rolled up his arms and shook his arms at the crowd of spectators, and then a fierce man stuck his hands in the oil pot.
Drops of hot oil splattered out, and the crowd screamed in shock.
After shaking it twice in the oil pan, his arm stretched out and shook it, unscathed. The hot oil didn't leave a single scar on his arm.
"Good!"
"Awesome!"
"One more!"
The crowd applauded again.
"How? That's what makes our flow qigong unique, it's better thanβ"
"You're not hot oil, at least eighty percent of it is vinegar." The old liar was interrupted again by the big man before he could finish his sentence.
"The boiling point of vinegar is low, and when it is heated, it bubbles up, and you just have a layer of oil and water floating on it."
The tall man stepped forward and sniffed in front of the oil pot, "It's all vinegar underneath, you still want to fool people with this little trick?" β
That's what I said!
The old liar's face was a little stiff, and he hurriedly called the big man aside and whispered. The muttering of the crowd around him does not exist.
"I said, brother, which door is this? You're so exposed, it's not appropriate to leave a way to live, right? β
"Or brother, how have I offended you?"
The tall man ignored the old liar, stared at the pan for a moment, then smiled contemptuously and plunged his hand into it.
"Ouch hey! Dead lad! β
"It's crazy!"
"The master of the family has real kung fu."
"It's broken, it's broken, let's call 120 quickly."
Ignoring the gossip of the crowd around him, the big tall man's hand shook in the oil pan and stretched out unharmed.
I even went up my tongue and licked it.
"Look, look. This is the so-called qigong, and the innermost part is full of vinegar! β
Now the surrounding crowd looked, okay, it's a liar after a long time.
Everyone felt bored and dispersed.
Huo Yunting also shook his head, if he hadn't encountered a smashing scene, it might have really happened.
The crowd of onlookers dispersed, and the old liar saw that he couldn't make any money today, and moved his things back to the tricycle with his apprentice with an angry face.
"Old man, let me tell you, if you come here again, I will directly clean you up next time."
The tall man said cruel words, and the old liar was not to be outdone. Ride the little tricycle and turn around and shout at him.
"Don't be complacent, boy, I'm just not good at learning. If you meet us today, Huo Yunting, the elder brother of Xinliu, he can kill you with a slap from his old man! β
After saying a cruel word, he turned his head and was about to slip away, but a hand suddenly reached in and pulled out the car keys.
"No, who are you?"
On the side seat, the old liar's apprentice clenched his fists and made a gesture to fight, "Boy, don't make trouble, where do you come from, get out of here, or I'll cut it-"
"Smack!"
Before he finished speaking, his arm flew through like an afterimage, and a slap slapped his apprentice's face, making his eyes glow.
Then, a punchbag-sized fist grabbed the old crook by the collar and dragged him off the tricycle and down the roadside path.
The apprentice came back to his senses and saw that the master had let people drag him away, did he pay it back?!
Quickly pick up the key and restart the three jumpers, climb to the main driver and about to slip. However, he was dragged down by the tall man and pressed to the ground.
"Ahem, brother, brother, I'm not running...... Tap, tap. β
Looking at the tall man holding the apprentice over there, Huo Yunting clamped his arm around the old liar's neck.
"Old man, what's the matter with the flow brother you just mentioned?"
The old man's neck was clamped and he couldn't breathe, and his legs fluttered like a dying rabbit.
"Ahem...... Little, little brother...... A society governed by the rule of law, a society governed by the rule of law... I'm going to die......"
As soon as his arm loosened, the old man fell to the ground, breathing greedily.
"Ahem, ahem! Uh-ahem......"
"Old man, don't let me say it a second time, tell me what's going on with this big brother of flow."
The old man was so frightened that he might have been cut like this for the first time in his life. It was all bald like a bean.
About half a month ago, the kung fu premiere ceremony was reported on the news, and the popularity was average. But it's very hot in qigong circles and kung fu circles.
What's going on?
The reason why this premiere ceremony was popular was because Huo Yunting performed qigong broken glass in front of all the bigwigs.
It looks like a light palm. However, the glass shattered completely. For a while, there was a lot of noise on the Internet because of this matter.
It is broadly divided into two factions. One faction is the martial arts faction, saying that Huo Yunting originally had kung fu, and was nicknamed Ren Qiu Chuanwu, and he won 5-0 in the Sino-Japanese confrontation. It can be seen that this is the internal strength of kung fu.
The other faction is the qigong school, there are liars and people who are superstitious about this, they think this is qigong.
These people are talking nonsense, and even made up a new school of qigong to practice qigong by faith.
The founder of this so-called flow qigong was inspired by the Internet. Copying and supplementing from the Internet, and deleting, deleting, modifying and modifying by yourself, this so-called flow qigong appeared.
This founding liar is also big-hearted, and he dares to rub any heat, and directly announces that Huo Yunting is the senior brother of Xinliu.
Huo Yunting's face turned green after listening to him, he thought that he had avoided the big pit surnamed Chi, but he didn't expect to be planted here in the end.
With a gloomy face, he patted the old liar in the face, "When did this happen?" β
"Just ...... other day"
Huo Yunting made him laugh angrily, "You are quite fast, and you are always on the front line of news." β
The old liar smiled shyly, "We don't have much to do, so why don't we grab a hot meal." If you slow down, you won't be able to eat hot. β
"Where is your hometown of flow qigong?"
"Jinan, over there in Jinan."
"It's more than 200 kilometers from Jinan to Cangzhou, right?" Huo Yunting smiled hideously, grabbed his finger and pulled it back, and the old liar who was in pain squeaked and screamed.
"A qigong, a few days of kung fu from Shandong to Hebei?"
"Brother! Don't break it, fold it, break it! I'm familiar with those scammers, contact them online! Get in touch online! β
As soon as Huo Yunting's hand was released, the old liar hurriedly pulled out his hand, and his whole body was trembling.
Looking at the old liar, he was a little panicked.
How did this somehow become a big brother of flow qigong?
At the beginning, he was given the name of Ren Qiu Chuanwu, but it was still secondary, this qigong is different.
To be honest, putting this qigong and Chuanwu together is simply insulting the word Chuanwu.
was thinking about dragging these two liars home to inquire about it, and was tapped twice on the shoulder.
"Are you Huo Yunting?"
The one who asked was the tall man who had exposed the scam before. He stood behind Huo Yunting and looked at him with a strange expression.
This guy looks like a jealous person.
Huo Yunting stood up and nodded, "It's me, but this flow qigong was not done by me, someone pretended to be me." β
"I believe that." The tall man paused and continued to ask, "Your hometown is also Cangzhou?" β
"Not bad."
The tall man stepped forward and grabbed his neck, "Brother Ting, you even forgot about me?" It's me! β
Seeing Huo Yunting's somewhat blank eyes, he continued to explain, "You forgot? When we were young, we were cheated by these qigong people. β
"Otherwise, why would I be so obedient to these dead liars?"
Saying this, Huo Yunting's heart flashed like a bolt of lightning, and his mind instantly became clear.
"Are you Sun Yue?"
"Yes! Brother Ting, it's not me! β
"At that time, you were in junior high school, and I ran behind your ass every day. You always ask me to eat beef and sheep, I remember it clearly. β
As soon as he said this, the memories of the past became clearer and clearer, and the face of the tall man in front of him and the memories of his childhood slowly converged.
"Brother Ting, Brother Ting?"
Huo Yunting still looked a little stunned, he really didn't expect that he would be able to meet his friend seven or eight years ago here.
"No wonder...... I said, how do you kid know these qigong things so well, this is prepared. β
Sun Yue grinned, "That's not it, these eight calves are fucking cheating." Seven or eight years ago, I didn't like them. β
The old liar who was squatting on the ground saw that they were chatting happily, and his heart was cold.
Something bad. These two people still know their mother, and it seems that they are destined to have this catastrophe.
Quietly glancing in the direction of the three jumpers, his apprentice was tied to the car by the iron chain.
Seeing the old liar's eyes glancing around, Sun Yue kicked his ass twice with his upper foot, "Don't play tricks on me, hurry up." β
"Oops! Brother, you can kick anything, just don't kick our ass. The old liar smiled awkwardly, rubbed his ass and hurried up, "Let's ...... It's just a little hidden disease, forgive me, forgive me. β
Huo Yunting glanced him up and down, and sneered twice expressionlessly, "Didn't your heart flow qigong say that if you have strong faith, it's okay?" Why do you still have a hidden disease in your butt? β
"Brother, don't bury me. You know, we're just talking...... I'm this, I'm this belongs to let people give yin. β
Huo Yunting raised his eyebrows, "It's yin?" How is it yin? β
As soon as he said this, the old liar's face became resentful.
"I feel that it was seven or eight years ago, and it was also from Cangzhou, and it was good to go back, and suddenly people knocked on the stick!"
"There's a king and eight calvesβmaybe two. Forget about bricks digging my head, kicking me in the crotch and fucking stabbing me in the ass! β
"Brother, do you say this is a human thing?"
"I saw it with my own eyes! I helped my master pick out the branches and they were all stained with blood! β
On the three jumpers not far away, the apprentice shouted after him.
He was deeply impressed by this, and it was a shadow of his life.
Huo Yunting and Sun Yue glanced at each other, and the two laughed and lifted the old liar up from the ground.
"You said it was a coincidence, it was planted in our hands seven or eight years ago, but I didn't expect it to be in our hands again today."
The old liar's face turned white with a "swish", what the hell, these two people poked his ass seven or eight years ago?
His lips trembled, and it took a long time before he replied tremblingly, "Brother, don't poke this time, okay?" All, all hemorrhoids. I haven't been cured in years......"
Stuffing the old liar and his apprentice into the car behind the three jumpers, Huo Yunting and Sun Yue got into the car and drove the car to their home.
Of course, it was Huo Yunting's family who was rushed.
I am looking for a little brother I haven't seen in seven or eight years today, and the two of them must have a good drink.
As a big brother, he has to do his duty as a big brother.
But there is also a problem to be solved, and this is it. If the Faith School Qigong really makes this thing a thing, it will cause even more trouble in the future.
The sky is full of white dots, and the road is white, and some people can't see the road clearly. Obviously, when I first went out, it was just three or two small snowflakes, and now the whole world has been completely covered by frost.
In the midst of the frost and snow, a dilapidated three-jumper walked bumping along the mountain road.
The back body contained a pan of oil, iron chains, a few bricks, bottles of various unknown liquids, and two crouched men in the middle.
It's the old liar and his apprentice.
They wanted to run.
First, I can't bear these three jumpers
The second is that his hands and feet are tied with iron chains, and he can't run far.
Third, I was afraid that I would be caught by those two people and beaten half to death just a few steps away.
Not to mention anything else, his big apprentice's face is still red and swollen. The old crook who watched gloated, thanks to him for not breaking his mouth.
It's just that after gloating for a while, my heart is sad again.
"Rongzi, let's get into the game today."
Half of the apprentice's face was swollen, and he couldn't see any expression on his face, but he was unforgiving.
"Anyway, you're the main culprit, and I'm going astray at best."
"Oh, boy, if I'm not well, you don't want to run."
β¦β¦
"Brother Ting, I heard that you dropped out of high school? What's going on? β
Huo Yunting turned the steering wheel, and Sun Yue in the passenger seat asked curiously.
"I don't want to go up, it's boring. If you become an actor now, you can have hundreds of thousands a year. β
"Ouch, that's okay, hundreds of thousands a year is not a small number."
Huo Yunting smiled, took out two cigarettes, put one in his mouth, and handed the other over, "Smoke?" β
"If I can't Brother Ting, I won't smoke it, for fear of affecting my body."
"What's the matter? Do I remember that you kid used to be very good? How else can these two cigarettes affect you? β
Sun Yue smiled humbly, "I'm going to play basketball." Now in the CBA league of the Aoshen Club. β
Huo Yunting heard him say this, and his eyes glared at the boss. How much do you want to play basketball?
But on second thought, it's okay, at least this kid didn't play football.
There is at least some hope for basketball, maybe it will be the next big Yao.
The two chatted and talked, and after a while, the three jumpers drove into the small courtyard of Huo Yunting's house.
He got out of the car and dragged the old liar and his apprentice down and into the house.
It's freezing outside, how can he really freeze to death?
"Mom, I'm back."
After shouting, the crackling sound of stir-frying in the kitchen gradually weakened, Chen Caiping wiped her hands on her apron and walked out of the kitchen.
When he saw his son, he smiled at first. I saw the big tall man next to me and was stunned for a moment.
"Yunting, this is ......"
"Oh, Mom, do you remember the partner I always told you when I was a kid? That's him. β
Huo Yunting patted Sun Yue's shoulder, "Sun Yue, the two of us played together every day. β
Sun Yue also bowed his head slightly politely, "Hello, Auntie." β
Chen Caiping probably didn't remember it.
It doesn't matter who this Sun Yue is, it's important that he's a friend of his own son.
patted his head, revealing a look of sudden realization, "Oh, it's Xiaoyue here, sit down quickly, just right, I'll add more dishes." β
Just as he was about to go back to the kitchen, he saw two middle-aged men with blue noses and swollen faces behind them.
Now she hesitated. It doesn't look like a friend of my son.
"Yunting, then these two are ...... again"
"These are two qigong liars, who have been swaggering and deceiving from the outside, and I will have to ask them well in a while."
The two liars hung their heads and didn't say a word, just pretending to be dead on the spot.
Chen Caiping's face twitched for a long time.
With a look, he called Huo Yunting aside and knocked him twice on the skull.
"Why did you kidnap people, do you know that this is kidnapping?"
"Mom, they're liars."
"What does a liar have to do with you? It's good not to fool us. This kind of person is generally a big nest of liars behind it, and when the time comes, they will swarm - what should I do? β
"They're under my banner."
Chen Caiping was shocked at this time, and her eyes widened, "Huh? Still under your banner? β
"Why don't I drag these two liars back?"
With her lips squirming, Chen Caiping scratched her head irritably, "Alas! Why did all the fall on our family? β
"Forget about Ren Qiu Chuanwu before, how can you get the name of a qigong liar now?"
"It's okay, you can't complain about the society at all, people have to learn to comfort themselves when they live."
"Forget it, let's wait until your dad comes back."
Glancing at her son angrily, Chen Caiping turned around and walked towards the kitchen.
He didn't take two steps and stopped, "Oh, no, what about your dad?" β
"I just talked to your dad on the phone and said that you went to find him, let him stay at your Uncle Xu's house and don't walk around."
After that, he looked into the living room again, "Why did you bring back more people without your father?" β
Huo Yunting gasped suddenly, "Oh! I forgot about it! β
PS: There will be a delay
(End of chapter)