"Yes, because you are destined for me, so you won the lottery." Mianmian said seriously, "So, what do you want to count?" ”

Huang Lian listened to Mianmian's words, looked up at the sky, and when he looked at the screen again, he asked very seriously: "I want to ask my aunt and grandmother to help me calculate, can I be reincarnated as a fish in my next life?" ”

[Damn, there's something about the content of this destined person's calculation, I haven't seen anyone who says it's going to be counted in the next life.] ]

[No, that's not right, this destined person wants to commit suicide, call the police!] ]

[Oh my God, isn't this a problem for my aunt and grandmother?] Auntie and grandmother, quickly persuade him, it's better to die than to live, didn't you say it before? The underworld is also very involved now. ]

Netizens are very worried, and they have already guessed that Huang Lian, who is destined to have suicidal thoughts, and they all want to persuade Mianmian well.

A pair of eyes fell on the little milk group on the screen, but I heard the little milk group ask seriously: "Do you really want to be reincarnated as a fish?" Why don't we reincarnate individually? The fish can only stay in the water. ”

Huang Lian also seemed to be shocked by Mianmian's statement, and opened his mouth to say "ah".

He stared at the fish foraging not far from the lake, and hesitated: "I, I, let me think again?" ”

People who are destined to be moved by this talk and begin to want to be reincarnated into other animals?

Netizens felt incredible and were speechless.

I saw that Huang Lian, who was destined to be fateful, thought about it again and looked up and said, "Then I'll be a bird, it's not bad." ”

"Okay, then I'll help you with this, don't count, just help you directly and let you be reincarnated as a bird." Mianmian laughed very happily, "It takes a long, long time to reincarnate as an adult, but it is very fast to be reincarnated as a bird, if you go down today, you will be able to reincarnate successfully tomorrow, and if you die at birth, you can continue to reincarnate soon." ”

Huang Lian's expression changed suddenly.

He is very serious about arranging the next life, and he connects with his aunt and grandmother with a desperate mood! How does it sound like being an animal in the next life is quite a disaster?

"Then I'll change it."

Just now, a hare scurried past by Coptis chinensis.

He said seriously: "Then I will be reincarnated as a hare." ”

Mianmian nodded: "The hare is not bad, everyone said that they wanted an animal protection law before, and Mianmian also specially searched for animal-related information." Nowadays, the country advocates not eating wild animals, so if you are a hare, you may not be caught and eaten. But there are many natural enemies of hares, such as weasels, snakes, etc., all eat hares, and you should be reincarnated soon. ”

Coptis chinensis's expression became more and more bitter as if he had eaten Coptis chinensis.

He thought about it carefully, and then said another animal: "Then I will be reincarnated as a panda assembly, right?" ”

Mianmian shook her head: "Panda, you can't be ranked, according to the current level of happiness of animals, pandas, as national treasures, have the best life." To be reincarnated as a panda, you need a certain amount of merit, you don't have much merit on you, and after you die, you don't have descendants to burn paper money for you, you can't be reincarnated as a panda. Even if the reincarnation is successful, it may be wild or ...... The ill-fated panda. ”

This sentence suddenly made the netizens in the live broadcast room follow along to break the defense!

[Good guy, pandas have a high status, so reincarnating as a panda depends on merit?] Then won't I be able to be a panda in my next life? ]

[In that case, the other protected animals won't either, damn it!] Ordinary animals do have a high mortality rate. ]

[What about the family of the Five Immortals?] Oh, okay, I seem to have asked a stupid question, the five immortals have no merit, and it is estimated that they will not be able to cultivate, or will they die against each other? ]

Huang Lian saw that netizens basically thought about him, gritted his teeth and said: "Then I won't be reincarnated, I'll go to the underworld to be a ghost." ”

Mianmian nodded: "It's okay, but you're alone, no one really gives you paper money, and you can't buy a place to live in the underworld, so when you wait in line for reincarnation, you have to live in a ghost shelter." ”

This ghost shelter doesn't sound like a good place.

Huang Lian had nothing to say: "I am a failure as a human being, and I have no place to live." It's a ghost and a failure, there's no place to live, right? So what else can I do? Grandma, do you want to make a way to make my soul fly? ”

"It's a punishment to scatter your soul, and you didn't make a mistake, Mianmian can't use lynching, Mianmian will be punished."

Huang Lian didn't speak at all, just stared at Mianmian, his eyes were full of anger, but he looked a lot more angry than before.

Seeing that Huang Lian was angry, Mianmian didn't speak, and stared at Huang Lian with big eyes.

When animals look at each other, their rage increases.

It's the same when people look at each other.

Even though Mianmian is very cute, the idea of wanting to be reincarnated has been rejected, and now she can't feel Mianmian's cuteness, but feels more and more angry.

Why? Why is he so bad?

If according to what my aunt and grandmother said, everything pays attention to merit, and he does no less good deeds! is obviously kind-hearted, why does unlucky things always fall on him?

His parents were in a car accident, and he went to a chef's school on a work-study basis. He has an amazing talent in cooking, and he is the first place in various competitions. has a reputation, and finally wants to get out of the way, but he was stabbed in the back by his brother, and the dishes were stolen and sold to his opponents.

The first place is gone, and it is still deducted as plagiarism.

He wanted to ask his brother for clarification, but he saw his girlfriend's underwear at his brother's house. When I came home with anger and sadness, I fell on the road and lost my sense of taste.

The chef has no sense of taste and still makes a fart dish. He went to many doctors to treat him, but none of them were cured.

At this point, talent becomes a drag. Because he really has no talent for doing other things, he will have problems doing anything, and he will be fired, and he will not be able to do it for a long time.

The house is gone, the money is gone, at the age of 30, there is nothing, and people laugh at it every day when he sleeps on the street.

Now it's not even possible to live, and it's not okay to die.

If mortals can cultivate immortals, is there really a God? What the hell does God want him to do? Is there something wrong?

"Thief God, damn thief God." Huang Lian suddenly shouted, stood up and threw his phone to the ground.

According to his strength, the phone will fall into the lake if it is not broken.

But the phone just fell on a ball of grass, bounced twice, and nothing happened at all.

The audience in the live broadcast room was forced to experience the sight of falling to the ground, and they were all speechless. Together with Mianmian, they listened to Huang Lian go crazy, and listened to Huang Lian cursing God and cursing everyone.

Huang Lian went crazy like this for a while, suddenly gasped, picked up the phone, and asked Mianmian, "Then can I change the question?" I'm not reincarnated, I've got a problem with my taste nerves, can you cure me? I can't expect the next life, I can count on this life to turn over, right? ”

In fact, this is what Mianmian is waiting for.

She bared her teeth and smiled at Huang Lian, nodding happily: "Of course you can, just figure it out~"

(End of chapter)