Chapter 2 This fool is a fool~!

Ferro looked at the dragon but didn't panic at all, narrowed his eyes, and looked at her carefully. After a while, he slowly asked, "This Miss Dragon, out of politeness, you should also tell the other party at the very least, what is your purpose?"

Lorraine didn't expect that his butler would be so bold, and he was still fearless and eloquent in the face of the dragon, and he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and secretly admired in his heart. Then I understood: the dragon looked a little smaller, but with the weight of herself, the housekeeper, and the old cow, it was enough for her to eat eight points at most. Anyway, it's not as good as a hero. Maybe the tiger's body shook and scared her away. Therefore, he also gritted his teeth and let it go.

He looked up at the dragon with pride. I secretly said in my heart: Anyway, we are also traversers, and we can't leave people outside.

At this moment, Lorraine suddenly noticed that the dragon's face seemed to be red, and although it was strange to say, he could be sure that he was not dazzled.

I saw that the giant dragon hesitated for a moment, and then said softly: "That's the case, I heard that the lord of the Black Magic Castle is doing evil and oppressing the people, so he wants to rob the rich and help the poor, and do the right thing for heaven." ”

Although what she said was high-sounding, her bright eyes lowered and avoided the other party's gaze with some embarrassment.

Lorraine couldn't help but wonder in her heart: This dragon is still shy? This world is really crazy~!

Ferro thought for a moment, then smiled reluctantly and said, "Dear Miss Dragon, we don't have any Dark Magic Castle here. However, three hundred years ago, there was a place called this name in the Oriental Empire, but it was later cut off by the heirs and disappeared. ”

"Huh, three hundred years ago, did my Pan-Continent Guide to Heist Targets expire?" the dragon blinked in confusion and whispered, "No, wait. You just said -- the Empire of Olina in the East, so isn't this the steppe of Olinus rich in gold and precious stones?"

Listening to her slightly confused words, although the master and servant felt that they should not be, their faces still involuntarily showed a disdainful expression.

Ferro said softly, "This is the Great Plains of Pross. We have Chinese cabbage and potatoes here. ”

"Oh my God~!" the dragon suddenly realized, exclaimed, and said, "I'm lost again~"

Why do you want to say 'again'? Lorraine and Ferro glanced at each other, and invariably scolded in their hearts: This fool is a fool~!

When the dragon found out that he was lost, he became so depressed that he no longer waged his tail, but dragged it to the ground. Hanging his ears, looking at the ground in a daze, I don't know what I'm thinking?

Ferro waited a little longer, then cautiously asked, "Dear Miss Dragon, if you have nothing else to ask, can we leave now?"

Still reeling in his grief and loss, the dragon casually replied, "Oh, yes, you can go." ”

The master and servant suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Ferro hurriedly raised his whip, and was about to swing it when the dragon whispered softly, "Oh, I'm sorry, please wait a little longer." ”

Fellro's whipping hand froze.

Lorraine couldn't hold back any longer.

He sighed and complained: "Miss, you'd better finish talking about something at once~!

After saying that, he noticed that the dragon seemed to blush again. Lorraine couldn't help but laugh in her heart, and felt that it seemed to be a little interesting now.

As soon as he thought of this, he saw the dragon mutter, "I'm sorry. ”

After speaking, he pushed the golden mountain, poured the jade pillar and then fell backwards, and his huge body smashed to the ground, shaking the ground a few times. The two of them were taken aback again, and they didn't know what this fool dragon was going to do.

Immediately afterwards, I saw that the dragon began to roll on the ground, and did not dislike the dust on the ground at all for staining the beautiful scales on its body, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Your words have offended the dignity of the noble and great dragon clan, hurt my self-esteem, and caused me indelible mental damage and psychological damage, lose money~! Otherwise I'm ...... I...... I'll eat you~!"

Lorraine and Ferro glanced at each other, both feeling the deep helplessness in each other's eyes. There are many people who lack heart-eyed eyes, but this is the first time I have seen a dragon like this. While despising her, the only little fear left in my heart disappeared.

Lorraine sighed and said in a loud voice, "Alright, alright. Dear Miss Long, how much do you want us to lose?"

When the dragon heard this, he immediately shut up, and then he rolled over and stood up from the ground, and said, "A million, ah, no." One and a half million, no, no, let me think about ......"

In the end, she compared her three claws and said categorically: "Not four million, don't think I will let you despicable humans go~!"

Lorraine couldn't help but sigh again, and reminded: "Miss, you just stretched out three fingers, and four million are going to stretch four fingers." ”

The dragon looked down, and hurriedly added another finger, but his mouth argued strongly: "You are talking nonsense, I obviously stretched out four fingers, you must have been dazzled just now, and you didn't see clearly~!"

Lorraine said perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, yes." It's me who was dazzled and didn't see clearly. ”

"It's good to know. The dragon, realizing that he had finally gained the upper hand, snorted triumphantly, then stretched out his great paws and urged, "Give the money, give the money quickly." ”

Lorraine found that he didn't even have the strength to sigh now, so he had to smile bitterly and said, "Miss Long, this is the first time you have come out to blackmail and play hooligans...... Uh, no, yes...... Rob the rich and help the poor, and do the right thing for heaven, right?"

"Huh?" the dragon was stunned for a moment, turned his elegant head and neck, and then blinked his innocent eyes and asked, "How do you know?"

Looking at her, Lorraine couldn't help but think of the idiot female players she had encountered when she used to play online games, and muttered: "For a rookie who doesn't understand anything and has no one to teach, even if he does something idiotic, I don't think it's weird." ”

The blue dragon touched his head suspiciously, and said in a low voice: "I did it completely according to what was said in the "Dragon Clan Novice Robbery Beginner Must Read", there is nothing wrong." ”

She raised her head and saw the disdainful gazes of the two people opposite, and immediately became angry, and said, "No matter, you have to lose money anyway, hurry up and lose money." Otherwise I'm ...... I...... I'll eat you guys right now~!"

"No money. Ferro shook his head and sighed, "Miss, we don't have any money." Even if you eat it, we don't have any money. ”

Lorraine interrupted him and said, "Ferro, don't talk nonsense with this idiot~!"

The blue dragon was suddenly enraged, paused, stared at the watery pair of beautiful eyes, looked at Lorraine angrily, and said, "What are you talking about, don't be afraid of me...... Did I really eat you? I ...... I'm going to eat you. ”

Fellroth paused, just about to speak.

Lorraine stood up and preemptively said, "I don't have any money if I eat it." ”

He patted his clothes. He said angrily: "Do you think that we will have money on our poor bare-bones who drive broken ox carts and wear tattered clothes?"

The blue dragon looked sideways at what they were wearing, and was speechless. After a while, he said angrily like a gamble: "No matter, this is the first time people have come out to rob, you have to give me a little compensation~!"

"No way~!" Lorraine said categorically: "If you don't want money, you have to die." And I declare in advance: we poor people are very dirty and rarely bathe. Also, others praised me for being a bad person with sores on my head and pus on the soles of my feet, so bad that I couldn't be worse. If you don't feel dirty, and you will vomit and diarrhea after eating, then I can't help it. ”

When he had finished speaking, he closed his eyes and raised his head, and assumed a righteous and awe-inspiring posture, but his toes reached under the fork hidden in the grass, so that the dragon might not really use himself for lunch.

I didn't expect this person to be unimmersed in fire and water, and he was not afraid of death. It was completely different from what the instruction textbook said, and the blue dragon was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know what to do.

She looked at Lorraine and the two in a daze, and after a long time, she said abruptly: "That...... I'm sorry just now, I'm leaving. ”

After saying that, he endured the loss in his heart, nodded slightly to the two of them very politely, and then turned around with his ears drooped, spread his wings with a 'whew', flapped a few times, and then took off into the air and flew away.

It wasn't until the dragon flew away dejectedly that the two let out a long breath.

Ferro wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and couldn't help complaining, "Young Master, you were really reckless just now. I thought the dragon was going to actually eat us. ”

Lorraine pursed his lips disdainfully, and said, "A fool like a road idiot, who came out to rob, with a bow tied on his body, and dyed red nails, and who spoke softly like a little girl, I don't think this creature is any lethal." ”

Ferro couldn't help but smile when he remembered the dragon's appearance. But when he turned his head, he found Lorraine staring thoughtfully at the direction where the dragon disappeared, and couldn't help but say with concern: "Young Master, what's wrong with you?"

Lorraine ignored it. He stroked his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly snapped his fingers and said, "Ferro, what do you think of me going to slaughter that dragon, young master?"