Chapter 41: Farce
Baicaotang set up a spiritual measuring platform in a very open place in the center of the town early today, which is a place specially built by the rulers of Qingshan Town for the spiritual root, which is convenient for people to line up and for Baicaotang to do things.
After all, if a bunch of people were concentrated in the small place of Baicaotang, the surrounding shops would not have to do business, and they would all have to be closed.
As soon as the morning dawned, Baicaotang had already set up the site here, and a total of ten spiritual measuring platforms were set up, which could accommodate ten teams to carry out the work of measuring spiritual roots at the same time to meet the needs of the town and nearby villages.
When Lin Wu arrived with people, there was already a long queue, Lin Yun looked at the long queue and exclaimed in surprise, "Ah, are there so many people?" I thought we were up early. ”
When the uncle of the team leader heard this, he laughed, "What kind of morning is this, some people are waiting here in the middle of the night, and we are late." ”
"Hey, do you fight so hard?" Lin Yun gasped, if he wanted to get up in the middle of the night and line up, it would not be done, anyway, he could be measured in the end, and he could not come early to enter the big sect directly.
Bi Fu knew that no matter where he went, there would always be this kind of 'frenzy' behavior of staying up late and queuing, just like the release of a new product of a certain fruit product.
Baicaotang will be busy guiding people to line up, as well as maintaining order on the scene, so as to avoid making trouble here without a long eye.
A goatee with some wrinkles on his face, he doesn't look as old as the village chief, but he is not young, his clean and soft temperament makes people feel like a spring breeze, and when he gets closer, he can smell the faint fragrance of herbs on the other party's body, and the fresh and pleasant herb fragrance seems to be in good spirits as soon as it enters the nasal cavity.
He was directing the little servant to do things, and when he came back to his senses, he saw Lin Wu and his party walking towards him, "Steward Li hasn't seen you for a long time." He twisted his beard and smiled and arched his hand, "Hahaha, I haven't seen you for a long time, Lin Wu, it's been Xiaoxue's girl who came to me all this time, but I haven't seen you for a long time." ”
"These are all school-age children in your village?" Steward Li looked at these curious children kindly, and the majestic vitality of their bodies made him feel a lot younger.
"This is Steward Li of Baicaotang, say hello to Steward Li." Lin Wu introduced to the children.
"Steward Li is good~" The children greeted Steward Li in unison, these little guys are not much older than his grandson, Steward Li smiled gently, "Okay, it's all good, there are already quite a lot of people here, and when you finish measuring the spiritual root, let's go to the teahouse on the side to eat something." ”
"Then I'll take the children to test the spiritual root first, and Li Guan will be busy in advance." Lin Wu bowed his hand, took the child and turned around to line up at the back of the line, he was mainly here to say hello, Steward Li took care of him before, and Steward Li was also relatively kind, it was not a bad thing to let the children come to brush their faces.
Lin Wu found a relatively short line for the children to line up on their own, while several of them adults followed outside the line, and non-testers were not allowed to enter the line.
If someone dares to make trouble, the surrounding officers and soldiers will immediately find you out, and those who are serious will be driven out of the town and will not be allowed to continue to participate in the spirit root measurement. It's just that someone is trying to defy the law, and an uncle is pulling his son and stuffing it into the team.
Ah, the eldest lady in the back can't stand it, she and her daughter have worked hard for so long, and it looks like her daughter is coming soon, so you dare to pick her peaches?? Uncle can bear it and aunt can't bear it, the eldest mother rolled up her sleeves, crossed her waist and asked angrily, "What are you doing?" Do you want to cut the line? ”
"What queue cut? My son was already here! The uncle said vigorously, but his eyes couldn't stop drifting, obviously a little weak-hearted, and he didn't stop talking about it, and he pushed his son into the team.
"Heh, I've been in this line for so long, and I don't know who is ahead of me?" The eldest lady's disdainful eyes were like substantial rays, constantly shooting between the shameless father and son, "I think, there are people who are shameless, want to cut in line, and want to make trouble." ”
The little boy was thin-skinned, and he didn't agree with it when his father wanted to do it, but his father scolded him, saying that he could reduce the queue time, why not do it, no one would remember who was in the front row, and then he stuffed it into the line despite the little boy's objections.
Who knew that when he met the lady who refused to eat this dumb loss, the uncle was also weak-hearted, but he was annoyed and angry by this excitement, he pointed at the aunt and scolded, "You stinky lady said that whoever is shameless, I will cut the queue What's wrong?" That's giving you face, what can you do to me? ”
The uncle's body is much stronger and burly than the eldest mother, under normal circumstances, the eldest mother really can't do anything to him, but today is not, in the aunt's playful gaze, a big hand put on the uncle's shoulder, "Can you tell me what I can do to you, want to make trouble?" ”
The uncle just wanted to turn around and appreciate a few swear words from this guy who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, but as soon as he turned around, he saw the officers and soldiers in armor, and immediately swallowed the words that came to his mouth, and instantly confessed, and smiled with a smile on his face: "How can it be, sir, how dare we make trouble, you say yes?" The last sentence stared at the eldest lady, and the threat in her eyes was clearly visible.
The eldest lady didn't get used to him this time, and directly told what had just happened, and added at the end, "You still wanted to threaten me just now, this guy." ”
The uncle broke out in a cold sweat, and apologized to the eldest mother again and again, and apologized to the officers and soldiers, but the eldest mother would line up with her mouth closed, ignoring the scoundrel uncle at all.
When the little boy saw that the situation was wrong, he hurriedly apologized to his aunt and her daughter, and pleaded with the official to his father.
The officers and soldiers sneered, and they were about to carry the scoundrel and the little boy to the outside of the town, but the eldest lady pleaded with the officers and soldiers, "Official, this little boy didn't want to make trouble, it's all his father's fault, just let this kid line up at the back of the line, just leave his father." ”
After all, it is only once in five years to measure the spiritual root, it would be a pity if you missed it, this child she just saw that it was not a bad seed like his father, she pouted, I don't know how to make good bamboo shoots, such a scoundrel can actually raise a child with a face.
The officers and soldiers looked at these people, as long as the victim did not mind, they would not be forceful to chase people, let go of the hand carrying the child, the little boy knew that this was the best result, and bowed his head to thank the eldest mother and the officers and soldiers.
And the uncle originally thought that his son would not be able to participate in the spiritual root, but he didn't expect that things would turn around, and he would be carried out by the officers and soldiers, and he didn't forget to thank the eldest mother loudly, but the eldest mother pretended not to hear it, but her face was a little gloomy.
The crowd who watched a farce would be more honest, and no one wanted to be the next person to be kicked out, after all, they had to seize the opportunity once every five years.
Jackie Chan and Phoenix, look at the present day.