Chapter 1105: Three People Become Tigers (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
It is said that there is a proverb in the East: "When a sentence passes through three people, it becomes a tiger." β
Although a group of experts and scholars agree that that sentence belongs to the far East, it is not very effective in the Western world.
But in any case, here, after a piece of news is poured three times, it will basically change, and after ten hands, it has already changed beyond recognition.
Especially in this era when all kinds of news still rely on word of mouth. For ordinary people, the main way to disseminate information is through taverns, tea houses or roadside stalls.
The word was mainly spread by passing traders or long-distance coachmen and seafarers. After passing in the middle of the middle, I don't know how many times, no matter how detailed the message is, it will change.
And for the eyeball effect, in order to win a cheap beer, Chapter 1105 Three People Become Tigers (Asking for a Monthly Pass) These old people who can't even write their own names well will use their brains, add oil and vinegar hard, how wonderful and vivid, how incredible how to come.
Another source of information is through guΓ², a full-time bard.
In this era, bards were not a noble job, but only young people who were not doing their jobs, who had lost their land, who had no jobs, and who were unwilling to contribute.
They are similar to street storytellers, but in reality, they are another kind of storytellers. Wandering around, earning a few bucks by singing and dancing for others.
In order to make more profits, self-employed people like this will add some content to their jokes that cater to the needs of their listeners.
For example. Every three or five paragraphs, there must be a goddess, the princess is dedicated, etc., and the content of the paragraph is also moving in the direction of gods and ghosts, full of all kinds of propaganda of feudal superstition, as well as very yellow and violent content.
Certainly engaging the audience. While earning money, in order not to be invited to tea by the public security departments of various countries, such as discipline and anti-pornography, everyone must also ensure that the content is healthy, positive and in line with mainstream values, and those stories must also add positive tasks such as upright priests and nuns Chapter 1105 Three people become tigers (ask for a monthly pass).
Wait until all this stuff is mixed in. Slowly, the story about Lord Lorraine became more and more outrageous.
From the beginning, Lord Luo fought wits and courage in order to steal back the war fortress and the undead high priest, and they were evenly matched.
Later, the story has evolved into a fight between Lord Luo and the High Priest of the Undead in order to snatch the horse, and it is also a gray and beautiful horse - history anyway. There are countless such calamities that have brought disaster to the country and the people, and there are no more than one or two.
On the contrary, this kind of adulterer and adulteress story can add more interest and tension to the story. It is very popular among the common people. (When the story reached Adling's ears, she was overwhelmed for a moment.) And when Adele heard this, she also had a stomach ache. οΌ
Later, it was the two of them who officially started cutting.
They went from the earth to hell, and then to heaven, and finally from heaven back to earth, and fought for three days and three nights.
In that battle, not only did many angels die. Fallen Angels, Hell Demons...... , but also ruined countless cities and villages, tens of thousands of people's lives.
In the end, Lord Luo used a special trick 'Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Soul Chasing Death Sword' and shouted, "Om, what about the horn." Then a white light flashed. The High Priest was devastated. screamed, defeated and fled. When he was running away, he was unwilling to shout: "I will definitely come back~!"
Of course, in the Semitic version, the roles of the winner and loser will change. But no matter what, the story is just as exciting.
Under the influence of the ears and eyes. In the eyes of these ordinary people who have never even been out of the town, Lord Lorraine seems to have become a god-like figure - of course, there is also the result of the Holy See opening the propaganda machine.
First, Lord Luo is indeed a hero. Second, the main reason is that everyone knows who the adulterer of His Majesty the Pope is.
For a woman who has fallen in love, it is better to please, than to pat her boyfriend's ass at this time.
"Luckily, I wasn't impulsive. After learning that the person opposite was actually the legendary Lord of Lorraine, the idea came to the hearts of the soldiers at the same time.
Then he glanced at their officer with resentmentβthis guy almost dragged everyone to the funeral just now. Sure enough, this kind of nepotism is unreliable, I knew that this kid's IQ was not enough, but I didn't expect him to be wasted to such a point.
Some veteran ruffians even made up their minds: if there is really a war in the future, they must hit his black gun first. The provincial son of the dog took everyone to the ditch and gave his life in vain.
Lorraine pointed at Lester and said, "This is the Forbidden Spell Magister, Master Lester, the Dean of the Maple Leaf Danlin. β
Lester glanced at the city lord out of the corner of his eye, and snorted coldly with an unkind face.
The Stark City Lord's feet were so weak that he almost fell down, but he clearly knew that although Lord Lorraine was domineering and very arrogant, Lord Lorraine was still willing to reason with others.
When the reason is right, no matter how angry Lord Lorraine is, he still pinched his nose and confessed.
And the old guy Lester is very well publicized outside, benevolent and magnanimous, and the teacher is kind-hearted, but in fact, he is very small-minded, and he will take revenge if he has revenge, and he provoked his old guy to be ruthless directly, and he didn't even have a chance to make amends.
For this kind of typical rogue scholar, the Stark City Lord did not dare to be the slightest slack, hurriedly performed the student salute, and said respectfully: "Student 81st Class Military Academy graduates, please meet the dean." β
As soon as he heard that the city lord was also a Maple Leaf Danlin person, Lester's face looked much better, although the old man had many shortcomings, but the advantage of protecting the shortness was unanimously recognized by the whole continent, especially the shortcomings of the Maple Leaf Danlin students.
Since the Almohad incident, everyone knows who dares to move the maple leaf Danlin's finger, this hometown immediately copied the guy and killed the whole family, and he didn't look at the tens of thousands of Almohads who were killed by him in seconds.
This has also led to a surge in the number of students who have applied for the Maple Leaf Danlin in the past two years - the so-called fear of committing many crimes. I'm afraid I'm on the wrong side. In these years, there is a shortage of soldiers, and there is a good boss who is covered, no matter when, he will not suffer.
Lester's expression was instantly gentle, he nodded, and said, "Hello boy." Graduated from Maple Leaf Danlin. Being a city lord is also a general. β
The students of Maple Leaf Danlin are a lot of prime ministers and governors, a city lord, or a small country city lord, it's really not enough to see.
Listen to Lester soothed. The Stark City Lord immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but then, he couldn't help but smile bitterly.
This uncle really doesn't know that firewood and rice are expensive, and he thinks that those who graduated from Maple Leaf Danlin are like him, and there are people waiting for him everywhere?
What about the Maple Leaf Danlin graduates? There are also a lot of miserable people.
There is no backstage. Without a background, it's not easy to mix at any time.
Like him, the city lord, although he got the diploma of Maple Leaf Danlin, he had to work hard to get it.
However, he couldn't say these words, so he had to cough, and then said tentatively: "I don't know what the Lord Dean and His Excellency the Commander-in-Chief are doing to our Bertaman here, if you need help, I will definitely cooperate with the students." β
Lorraine flipped the lich's life box in her hand. smiled: "No need, come and catch a lich, Hadu sent it, we have already caught it." β
"Lich~!" Stark City Lord looked at the dark metal box in Lorraine's hand, his body shook, and his head buzzed, and it took a long time to stand firm.
Tonight was just too much of a stimulus for him.
First, I heard someone break through the gates and kill them. Later, when he heard that there was a war fortress raging in the city, the Stark City Lord Hao Xuan was not so frightened that he took his wife and children and fled at that time.
Just when he was panicking, he got the news that Lorraine, who was urging the godsend, was here.
Lord Stark sat on the bed for a long time, and then it was like a movie. Carefully recalled the first half of his life, and found that he had never offended Lord Lorraine, and he cooperated very well with the Flying Eagle Group, and the bonus was only one or five percent, and in the end, he had the courage to come to the town.
As a result, now I suddenly heard that there was a lich in my city, which is a terrible thing~!
What happened in Edin Island has been publicized by the Holy See, and he has also been warned by the Vatino to be more vigilant.
Unexpectedly, it still fell on his head.
Lord Stark said eagerly, "Where's the lich, I'll mobilize the soldiers of the whole city, and by the way, the temple priest, I'll ......"
Lorraine waved his hand in front of his face and said, "Calm down, Stark City Lord, the Lich has been killed by us, and Bertaman is safe now." β
"What?...... Killed?" The Stark City Lord was stunned for a moment before reacting, and said in surprise: "Killed~!
He immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and was very happy for a while, and then he reacted, and continued: "Dare to ask the dean, what is this...... What's going on?"
Lester waved his hand and said, "I can't tell you for a while, in short, we let you avoid repeating the tragedy of Edin Island here, so you don't have to thank us." β
The Stark City Lord felt that his brain was a little insufficient, and it happened too suddenly, but it was good that the lich had been killed.
The Stark City Lord knew that Lester had the best reputation for this old guy, and he had an idea with a roll of his eyes, turned to face the soldiers behind him, and said loudly: "Soldiers, tonight's forbidden spell magister, Master Lester, the dean of the Maple Leaf Danlin Academy, and the commander-in-chief of the peacekeeping force, Marshal Lorraine, and the chairman of the Flying Eagle Group Leo, have successfully eliminated the undead lich lurking in our city and protected the peace of our Bertaman." β
Lorraine sighed in his heart, seeing that the city lord didn't breathe after saying it in one breath, there is really no simple person who can become a big official, whether it is to shoot his superiors or coax his subordinates, he must always know how to do both. It's not like the parliamentarians of an island country, as long as you have a good father.
Stark City Lord said: "Let's thank them, long live Dean Rest~!"
"Hooray~!" Although the soldiers didn't fully understand for a moment, it didn't prevent them from following the footsteps of the city lord.
Thousands of soldiers raised their arms or weapons and shouted at Lester and their mountains.
Looking at the excited expressions of the soldiers in front of him (those who see the war fortress will not be too calm), the excited shouts (the boss has shouted that they dare not shout), and the reverent eyes (this old guy is a mage, what is a mage, monster~!).
Old Lester was relieved. Straightened his waist, stroked the long beard of the fairy wind bone, and nodded indifferently.
Said plainly: "This is what we should do, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, and it is the responsibility of our Maple Leaf Danlin people to maintain peace on the mainland." β
The Stark City Lord patted his ass and said, "What the dean said is extremely true. The lessons of the deans and the students dare not forget for a moment. β
Lester felt that the more the city lord in front of him looked at it, the more pleasing it became, and among the half of the graduate students he brought with him, none of them could be as considerate as this guy.
Lester patted Stark City Lord on the shoulder approvingly and said, "Good, very good." I will let the maple leaf danlin make a report, and things are so smooth, and you will naturally have a share of the credit for this. β
The Stark City Lord felt like he had been hit by an official hat falling from the sky at the moment, and being able to have a relationship with Restlera was a great resource.
The Stark City Lord immediately said solemnly: "There, this is all the credit of you, the dean, and the students dare not take the credit." Please ask the dean to let the students I already have to do my duty as a landlord. Hospitality to the Principle and Commander-in-Chief, Your Highness, on behalf of the 100,000 people of Bertaman, express our gratitude. β
Lorraine waved his hand and said, "No need, the city lord has a heart, and we will immediately set off to the next place to capture the lich." β
Stark City Lord said, "It's okay just for one night, right?"
Lester shook his head and said, "We are in a race against time, and we have to race against time for the safety of the continent." β
"Your Excellency, you care about the whole continent and are not afraid of hard work. Gao Feng Liang Festival is really a role model for students. β
Lorraine pouted boredly, and secretly said in his heart that this old guy was really easy to coax, and two good words were filmed flutteringly, but when he aimed at himself, he pouted like a donkey.
Lorraine beckoned for the war fortress to fall, and said, "That's right." Lord Castle. β
The Stark City Lord said hurriedly: "Your Excellency, you say. β
Lorraine thought for a moment and said, "Thank you for taking care of the Flying Eagle Group, I have a few people here to help, and I will bother the city lord more in the future." β
The Stark City Lord immediately patted his chest and reassured, "Please rest assured. It's a little favor, no problem. In fact, I was a close friend of General Hildo, and he often told me about working with adults. β
Lorraine grinned, and said to herself: That guy Hildo definitely didn't say anything good about himself.
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A few days later, a courtier, holding a wooden box in his hand, walked respectfully down the lavish corridors of the Ruman Palace.
In front of him was the political tumbler who had been in power for more than ten years, the imperial prime minister who was trusted by Emperor Rudren, the Grand Cardinal Russell.
Prime Minister Russell wore a crimson gold-trimmed bishop's robe, the golden eagle emblem of the Ruman Empire pinned to his chest, and a platinum cross of the Holy See of Light around his neck. At the same time, it represents two of the most powerful organizations on the continent.
The Prime Minister's whole person looked solemn and solemn, and he was filled with the tolerance and compassion of the clergy.
The Royal Janissaries in the corridor bowed to the Prime Minister.
Prime Minister Russell raised his hand wrapped around the silver cross necklace and made a gesture of blessing to the Praetorian Guard.
From this action, it can be seen that the prime minister himself is in a very good mood at this moment.
The Prime Minister and his attendants reached a tall wooden door at the end of the hallway, and the Praetorian Guards pushed it open and let Russell in without notice.
The old court steward glanced at Russell and bowed slightly.
Russell didn't dare to slack off, nodded in return, and no one dared to take this old man who had taken care of him since Emperor Rudren wore open crotch pants.
Emperor Rudren was reclining on his throne to work, and when he saw Russell, he threw down the text in his hand, rubbed his head, and said, "You had better bring good news, my dear Russell." I've been dying of annoyance lately. β
"As you wish, congratulations," Russell bent over his chest.
"Oh?" said Emperor Rudrun sat up straight.
Russell laughed, "Governor Lorraine killed a lich and sent the lich's life box to His Majesty. β
"Ha~!" Russell laughed excitedly, jumped up from his chair, and said, "I knew this kid wouldn't let me down." Give it to me. β
The attendant held the box to Emperor Rudren.
Rudren couldn't wait to open the box, and went to grab the dark life box inside.
Russell hurriedly said, "Be careful, it's ...... Cool, ιxiΓ . β
Before Russell could speak, Emperor Rudrun had already grabbed the lich's life box and threw it back into the box.
Like Russell said, the Lich's lifebox is so cold, so cold that you can't even hold it in your hand.
Rudren put a piece of cloth in his hand, took the life box in front of him and looked at it carefully, and said, "I really didn't expect that there is a lich in here. β
Russell said, "Your Majesty, this lich has been purified by the Governor of Lorraine, and now it is just a piece of iron. β
Emperor Rudlun had some regret on his face, shook the life box in his hand, and asked, "How did this thing come about?"
Russell spread his hands helplessly and said, "So far, this is still a secret that only a few undead creatures have mastered. β
Rudren carefully examined the life box for a while before throwing it to the attendant beside him, and said, "Put this in the display case prepared in the hall, next to the cabinet that is going to contain Haddou's head." I'm going to show you all tomorrow. β
The attendant answered, bowed and stepped out.
Emperor Rudren clapped his hands and said, "It's a pity that it's not the one that caused Edin Island. β
Russell said, "Capturing a Lich alive will help us more. β
"I know, my dear Prime Minister. Rudren pouted, the movement almost exactly the same as Leo's look.
Russell said: "The good news doesn't stop there. Through the Pope's coordination, the Vatino has agreed to send monks from several monasteries to strengthen the defense of key areas. With them, the danger of the lich can be lowered a lot.
And the governor of Saleen has just reported that they have discovered the secret of a remnant of Haddou destroying the grain reserve and found traces of suspected lichs, and now the whole province is mobilizing to pursue it with all its might, and the governor of Lorraine and Master Lester have rushed over. β
Rudren was overjoyed and said, "Send a telegram to the governor of Sareen, asking him to fully cooperate with that kid from Lorraine and catch the lich, that kid is a professional." β
"Yes. Russell bowed and said, "In addition, the peacekeepers have come to report that our negotiations with the remnants of the Southern Army are about to reach a final result, and Archduke Julius said that once an agreement is reached, it will be reported to His Majesty for instructions." This war doesn't seem to last much longer, and we can focus more on hunting down the infiltrated lich. β
Emperor Rudlun was stunned for a moment, and muttered, "Is it finally over?" β
Russell smiled and said, "Congratulations." Finally, there is one more thing, the remnants of the barbarians in the north after this winter and our iron cage clearance, I believe that there will not be much left, they are now relegated into the mountains, I think from now on, after the ice and snow melt in the spring, launch a final attack on the remaining barbarians, and completely solve the northern border trouble. βοΌοΌοΌ