"Changgeyue, if your eldest sister has three long and two short, Lao Tzu will want you to be buried with you!"

Chang Geyue shrugged her shoulders speechlessly, look, she said that she was picked up, so in order not to be buried Chang Geyue said with an extremely "pitiful, complaining" attitude, "That, father, there is a toilet behind that door that didn't arrive last night, and it's ...... Why don't my father try it with that? ”

Urine is also the crystal of the human body!

It probably tastes worse when you drink it, but the effect of extinguishing the fire should be about the same.

But Changge Zi'an seemed to be telling the truth.

Painful urination?

Yu Yan?

The heavens are above, and he really can't connect these four words together.

And over there, Changge Yuyan was almost scorched, and her black hair was gone, and she seemed to hear what Changge Yue seemed to offer her.

But the severe burn pain made her ears not so good, so she couldn't hear what it was, "Father, save me!" ”

Changge Zi'an listened to the hysterical shouts of his beloved daughter, and immediately gritted his teeth, "Go and bring the bucket and put out the fire for the eldest lady!" ”

For a while, the housekeepers rushed over, lifted the bucket, and walked over slowly.

Remarks: The pain is not heavy, they are all smoked and floated!

Changge Yuyan looked at the brain of the bucket of hope, and her beautiful eyes lit up.

After a while, the imaginary refreshment did not come.

The strange fishy smell made Changge Yuyan just about to sigh that the small mouth of the rest of her life after the catastrophe was instantly filled.

Vomit......

Chang Ge Zi'an was also petrified, and it took a long time for him to point at Chang Ge Yue with trembling teeth and say, "You, you, didn't you say it was painful to urinate?" What is that yellow solid? ”

The corners of Chang Geyue's mouth also trembled, "That...... This is fermented, and eighty percent of the people want to make flower fertilizer. ”

Vomit!

This time, not only Changge Yuyan vomited, but even Changge Zi'an and Zhongjiading also vomited.

Fermented?

In other words, I don't know how many days have passed, right?

They finally knew what the eldest lady was wearing on her hair and face.

……

Changge Zi'an wanted to die, looking at the maggots crawling around Changge Yuyan, he was disgusted, but in order to see if his eldest daughter's appearance was intact, he still endured the disgusting boy and looked at it carefully.

It took him a long time to catch his breath, but fortunately, his appearance was not ruined.

"Quick, send the eldest lady back." After a long day, Ge Zi'an was really a little stuffy.

But he didn't want Chang Geyue to chuckle out loud, "Father, that herb is on fire, can it be proved that it is not a cold moon?" ”

Chang Gezi paused, and then nodded unhappily, but then he thought that since it wasn't Hanyue, that Yue'er didn't mean to hurt him, he should be happy.

So Chang Gezi was like a loving father, "It's not a cold moon." ”

Chang Geyue hooked the corners of her lips slightly, and took out a white note from her sleeve, "Then this bet still counts." ”

Chang Gezi paused, "Look at your eldest sister now...... The bet is still ......" he wanted to say forget it.

Chang Geyue pursed her lips helplessly, "Father, you also know that Yue'er has not been taken care of by her mother since she was a child, and her psychological tolerance is poor, so when she encounters unfair things, she likes to go out and complain...... It doesn't matter, since I went to the Hundred Flowers Banquet, Yue'er still has a few good sisters in Jincheng, and Yue'er only needs to talk to them about today's things and the matter of the eldest sister's dung bucket. ”

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