Chapter 16: Kakashi
"Thank you, Brother Bainin, but I have money now.
Three generations of grandfathers recently sent me a lot of pocket money, I can pay for it, and you don't have to give it away at a loss. Naruto replied politely.
"Well, okay, you can do it yourself." After Zhang Bairen finished speaking, he rubbed Naruto's head.
"Brother Bainin, can you tell me about the new novel that will be released soon, what is written? Is it still related to the four generations? Naruto asked curiously.
Hearing this, Kakashi, who was wearing a mask, quietly moved his position and came to the side of the two.
"Of course, you should have read my last novel, I live in Konoha Village all year round and don't know much about the outside world.
So, I like to create my own world.
This novel is my masterpiece.
A new world view, a new cultivation system, a world without ninjas, and a teenager's counterattack experience.
I think you'll love it. Zhang Bairen said.
"A story about a teenager?" Kakashi thought to himself.
"It's a pity that although the story is wonderful, it doesn't have much astringent content.
At this point, it is not as good as Mr. Jiraiya. ”
Old Seer Kakashi couldn't help but sigh.
"It's really exciting!!" Naruto clenched his fists.
As the two continued their discussion, Naruto's ramen was ready.
"Naruto, your large portion of pork barbecued pork ramen is ready." The hand opened the mouth and reminded.
"Oh, thank you, Uncle Hand Punch!" After Naruto finished speaking, he directly turned his head to end the topic, and then began to eat noodles in a big gulp.
Kakashi leaned over and asked in a sneaky whisper, "Well, excuse me, I heard that you have a letter contact with Jiraiya-sensei, may I ask, can you help me get a copy of the intimate heaven with Jiraiya-sensei's autograph?" ”
"Huh?" Zhang Bairen, who had noticed Kakashi for a long time, couldn't help but be stunned after hearing his request.
At this time, Kakashi's face blushed, this lewd old virgin man had already begun to regret it.
"Well, of course.
If Jiraiya-sensei knew that he was in Konoha and that you were a loyal fan, he would be very happy. Zhang Bairen replied with a smile.
"Aligado!" Kakashi hurriedly bowed and thanked him.
Seeing that Kakashi wanted to escape, Zhang Bairen smiled knowingly.
"Please wait, as a novel author, I have also read the works of Jiraiya Sensei, and I have also had the experience of copywriting.
No, this is for you, take it back and see. Zhang Bairen called out to Kakashi, and then handed him a few draft books that had not been released.
These books were originally intended to be used to bribe Sarutobi Hichi, but now that I've met Kakashi, I'll just give them to him.
Kakashi scrambled to catch the book and glanced at the novel's name.
I saw that the words "Sister Bai of the Ninja School", "Xia Ninja A Bing", and "Wandering Ninja" appeared in sight.
"This, this, this..." Kakashi was a little disorganized.
"You're welcome, take it, if it feels good, I can write a little more, and then post it secretly." Zhang Bairen said in a low voice.
When Kakashi heard this, he stuffed these thin books into his clothes.
Tonight, he's going to critique these books with a scrutinizing eye!
"Hand boss bang, I have to say goodbye in advance, as for my share of ramen, I'll give it to Naruto." After Kakashi finished speaking, he glanced at Naruto Uzumaki, who was happily eating noodles.
This child, alas...
Kakashi took the books with him and left Ichiraku Ramen.
Naruto Uzumaki turned his head to look, only to see a familiar back in a hurry.
"Uncle Hand Beat, is the one who gave me ramen a ninja from the village?" Naruto Uzumaki asked.
"yes, that's a famous genius ninja." Hand replied casually.
"The person who gave me ramen is a real ninja, and a genius ninja!
The next time I see him, I will definitely treat him to ramen once as a ninja! Naruto thought to himself.
Inside, calm has returned.
Zhang Bairen also began to enjoy a delicious meal.
Back at home, Kakashi locked the door and closed the window.
Then, I was very excited to take out a few books that Zhang Bairen had given away.
"Hopefully, don't let me down." Kakashi muttered to himself.
Inside the Hokage Building, Sarutobi Hitobi, who was observing the situation in the village on a daily basis, doubled the image of the crystal ball.
"Is that a copy of that genius writer? Even if it's not as good as intimacy heaven, it shouldn't be much worse.
That bastard from Jiraiya, the update speed is too slow! Ape Fei Ri slashed and complained in his heart.
A few minutes later, the two of them were breathing heavily.
Ten minutes later, the footage is no longer viewable.
The astringent novels of the ninja world, how can they be compared to the literary products of modern society.
The intimate paradise of Jiraiya, in terms of astringency, was directly exploded.
Burst!!
Blood spurted out of his nose, and Kakashi's mask immediately moistened a large area.
In the Hokage's office, the old and strong ape Fei Ri Slash was also flushed and had a nosebleed.
After Zhang Bairen's processing, the astringent romance novel in the ninja world directly made these two old perverts bleed in an instant.
"Exciting! It's so exciting!! ”
"I'll go, and this kind of play!?"
"This kid is really a genius who steps on horses!"
......
In the praise of the two, Zhang Bairen finished lunch.
Leave Ichiraku Ramen Shop and head to Konoha's novel bookstore.
It is said that this novel bookstore has the secret support of the Daimyo of the Land of Fire, the reason is, in order to get the first manuscript of the intimate paradise!
Of course, this is just grapevine.
But Zhang Bairen believes that this rumor has a certain degree of credibility.
Because, Jiraiya's intimate paradise is indeed popular in the entire ninja world!
The Daimyo of the Land of Fire is also a human being, so why can't the Daimyo like to kiss Heaven?
A few minutes later, Zhang Bairen entered the bookstore.
The person in charge of the bookstore, who had already received the news in advance, hurriedly walked out.
"Mr. Bainin, you are finally here, I am already scratching my heart and lungs for your new book!" The person in charge said with a flattering face.
"Boss Zhijiu, you are too polite.
I'm a little author, but I rely on you to eat. Zhang Bairen replied with a smile.
"Where, where we are, we are a cooperative relationship, you make money, I make money, everyone makes money." Tomohisa Nakamura spoke.
"Okay, I won't be polite to you, let's get straight to the point.
This is my USB flash drive, which stores the first draft of the new book, you can review it as soon as possible, and if there is no problem, you can print and publish it. After Zhang Bairen finished speaking, he handed out his USB flash drive.
"What are you talking about, Mr. Bainin's manuscript, does it still need to be reviewed? I'm going to have someone typesetting and printing right now! After Nakamura Tomohisa finished speaking, he took the USB flash drive very respectfully.
"Okay, then please.
By the way, this is a letter I wrote to Mr. Jiraiya, and I am going to add a few more strokes, so I will ask you to bring the latest published books and send them to Mr. Jiraiya as soon as possible. After Zhang Bairen finished speaking, he took out the letter he had written in advance.
Because I met Kakashi at noon, I needed to add a few more to the letter.