Listing testimonials

Guogong Mansion, inside the lobby.

Chu Ze and Yin Ziting came out together.

Take a bow!

Chu Ze, Yin Ziting: "Say hello to the audience!" If nothing else, the book will be on shelves tomorrow at 12 noon. Thank you for your support. ”

Sprinkle flowers!

Both of them threw petals at the same time.

Chu Ze took out a small notebook: "Let's talk about the problem of updating on the shelves." After it is put on the shelves, the author will change it to a large chapter, about 5,000 words.

On the day it was put on the shelves, 20,000 words, that is, four chapters, which is equivalent to ten chapters of the current 2,000-word chapter.

After that, there are two chapters per day, for a total of 10,000 words. ”

Yin Ziting was curious: "Is the author a disabled person?" Even if he is 1,000 per hour, sleeps four hours a day, and eats and goes to the toilet for an hour, he has 19 hours, why is he only updating 10,000 words a day? ”

Chu Ze sighed slightly: "Because the author is a waste..."

Yin Ziting said pitifully: "Brother Chu Ze wants to find a way?" People want to appear a few more times, and they want to add more dramas! ”

Chu Ze said with a smile: "Then I'll talk about the rules of the next addition, the alliance leader adds one chapter (5,000 words), and the silver alliance has ten chapters!" This author is thinking about shit, which reader uncle would reward him with so much money for this kind of waste? ”

Yin Ziting's eyes were full of disappointment: "I don't think it's possible, it seems that it can't be added." ”

Chu Ze rolled his eyes and said, "There is also the rule of the first order and the change, breaking three thousand plus one chapter." Break four thousand plus two chapters. Break five thousand plus three chapters, and so on. I don't know what this stupid author thinks, three thousand chasing readers dare to do this kind of plus more rules, he's afraid it's a brain! ”

Yin Ziting: "Alas.. It's really a strange author.,Our lives are so miserable.,Why follow this kind of author to eat? Otherwise, Brother Chu Ze, you will knife the author. ”

Chu Ze smiled awkwardly, scratched his head, and said in a low voice: "It's okay to say hi, if you really stab him, aren't we unemployed?" Forget it, spare his life. ”

Author: "Don't forget to tell everyone that I have three days off every month!" (Not necessarily, but I have to, and I will definitely ask for leave in case of an unforeseen situation.) And sometimes you do need to take a break and adjust)

Chu Ze, Yin Ziting took out the things on her body and smashed them wildly at the author!

"Stinky shameless! Still looking for time off? ”

"Don't get it, he still has to update!"

"Shoot me to death in the face!"

End of listing testimonials.