Su Ji clicked on the short video sent by Xiahou Yue with an uneasy mood.

The shooting location of the short video is Linjiang Road opposite Jiangzhou Park, and the subject is him, who is swimming in the natural swimming pool.

The main focus of the picture is on his great swimming skills, swimming up and down in the water, constantly rolling, jumping, and suddenly turning, the focus is on his sudden rapid swimming, and then several times in a row to vacate his body, most of which is out of the water, and occasionally all of his body jumps out of the water.

Among them, BMG started with a sentence "It's time to perform real technology", and then the voice of the photographer appeared, it was a female voice - walking on Linjiang Road in the afternoon, and suddenly saw someone swimming on the opposite side, his swimming skills were very good, like the legendary mermaid, so he filmed it.

Because the Tangjiang River is still quite wide, and the shooting tool used by the photographer is only a mobile phone, in this case, it can only take pictures of his swimming, but not his face. For this reason, Su Ji didn't care too much about the photographer without his consent, and he didn't care too much about taking pictures of him swimming and uploading them on the Internet.

The main thing he cares about is, you are blind, how did my good boy become a mermaid, I don't know how to compare it, don't make analogies.

Su Ji clicked on the comments, and there are not many comments now.

"I've got my pants off, and you're telling me it's a mermaid?"

This is the comment with the most likes.

Other than that, there aren't many likes on other comments.

"Mermaids are actually dugongs."

"This is Hebo."

"I couldn't see his face clearly, but my intuition told me he was handsome. The Tangjiang River will rise every year, flooding both sides of the Tangjiang River, throw me down to marry Hebo, and bless Lincheng with good weather and rain. ”

"I can't bear to debunk what you're thinking."

"It's just me who thinks it's fake, how can anyone do such a thing as jumping one meter out of the water."

"What is this, it hasn't jumped three meters above the surface of the water yet."

"It's a well-known fact that a person can punch through a 50-millimetre-thick steel plate in a fit of extreme anger."

"The tiger pounced, and I slid a shovel over it and slashed its belly open with a knife."

"When I was in junior high school, I had a fight, I fought for 75 minutes, and I could run 30 kilometers after I was done.

"This must be a water monkey, hurry up @Tibetan fox."

Su Ji read all the comments with interest, and even forgot to go out for this reason.

Xia Houyue's WeChat was sent again.

Xiahou Yue: Sister mermaid.

Xiahou Yue: The cat laughs cheaply. Jpg。

Su Ji returned a knife to Xiahou Yue.

Su Ji didn't pay much attention to the short video, no one knew him anyway, and now the matter of filling his stomach when he was hungry was more important, he cleaned up his complicated mood and went out for dinner, hesitating between grilled fish and bullfrogs.

Not long after, Su Ji, who was walking home after eating and drinking, was thinking about whether to go to the gym or not, and decided to take a day off after thinking about it. Speaking of which, going swimming is quite physically exhausting, and after swimming for so long this afternoon, I have already exhausted my strength.

Xiahou Yue ran over again today, and as soon as she entered the door and saw Su Xia, she immediately shouted, "Sister Mermaid." ”

"Underplayed, isn't it?" Su Ji raised his hand.

Xiahou Yue stuck out the tip of her tongue, followed Su Ji into the study, sat on the sofa, and said, "Are you so good at swimming...... I read the comments and everyone said that it was all fake, no one could swim so fast and jump a meter out of the water. Unless it is high-tech, not a single drop of urine in the stimulant can achieve that effect. ”

"Did you use high technology?" She asked.

"What do you think?" Su Ji asked rhetorically.

Xiahou Yue smiled, held his stomach with both hands, bent down and said, "Others don't know, I know that you definitely don't use high-tech ...... People say that you are at your level to participate in the Olympics, and the other participants probably don't dare to play when they see it, so have you thought about participating in the Olympics? ”

"Not considered." Su Ji said decisively.

"Becoming a celebrity...... Xiangche beauty. ”

"I'm not interested in the worldly stuff."

Suji remembered what Olympic champion Usain Bolt had revealed in an interview.

He can take up to 200 urine tests a year, which seriously affects his normal life. Sometimes I can't go to the toilet at night, in case I don't have urine when I collect it the next day, and I don't dare to take medicine when I'm sick for fear of problems. The most important thing is to keep a record of your whereabouts, report your itinerary anytime and anywhere, and face all kinds of surprise inspections.

The number of urine tests in China is also frequent, compared with very few athletes in Europe and the United States, and all kinds of asthma patients.

Forget it.

Su Ji suddenly looked at Xiahou Yue and said, "I don't want to be famous, don't tell anyone about this matter." ”

"I was going to tell my friends, but since you said that, I decided not to tell them." Xiahou Yue puffed up his chest and patted his chest to reassure. "So how are you going to thank me?"

"Why do you always feel like you're making cards in the Void......" Su Ji said, "I'm going to have you a late-night snack at night." ”

"Just finished dinner...... "Xiahou Yue couldn't help but say.

"Then I owe you a late night snack."

"This can be there." Xia Houyue nodded, and tilted her head again, "Anyway, I suddenly feel that you have changed a lot recently...... Suddenly there is a special talent for maintaining potted plants, suddenly there is a special talent for keeping pets, and now there is a talent for swimming. ”

"Let me ask again, do you really not suddenly get some system and then complete the task to get skills." She asked.

"People are young geniuses, can I be a late bloomer?" Suji said.

Xiahou Yue thought about it, but she still had no clue, so she could only give up and said, "Yes." ”

Su Ji went to the refrigerator and came back with two ice creams, handed one to Xiahou Yue, waited until Xiahou Yue opened the ice cream wrapper, and said: "The calories of one ice cream are almost 400 calories, and eating one ice cream is about the same as eating two bowls of rice." ”

Xia Houyue's hand froze there, paused and moved again, licked the ice cream happily, and said, "The ice cream is cold, how can cold ice cream have heat." It doesn't add heat, it just decreases it. ”

"I was speechless."

Su Ji watched the live broadcast of the game and ate ice cream, and suddenly felt a little itchy in his thighs, and he couldn't scratch it through his pants, so he reached into his pants, which couldn't be stretched, and the touch of his thighs to his palms was not warm skin, but pieces of cold metal.

Xiahou Yue noticed Su Ji's shocked and incredulous expression and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"It looks like it's wrapped...... Is the water in the Tangjiang River so unclean? Su Ji's expression returned to normal, "Have you picked up the bag?" ”

"No, I'm fine."

"It could be me...... Resistance is poor. ”

"Do you have wind oil essence here?"

"Nope."

"I'll help you get it home."

"Forget it, it's fine."