Chapter 90: Two Stooges
Su Ji leaned on the back of the computer chair and followed Xiahou Yue to watch the live broadcast of the game.
Seeing that the game streamer had finished a game, he sat down on the couch in the back and asked, "Are you ready?" ”
"Is anything ready?" Xia Houyue rotated the computer chair and turned to Su Ji.
"Be my experiment, accompany me to do the experiment." "We didn't say it. ”
"Yes." Xia Houyue dragged out a long voice, "But I'm still afraid of what to do." ”
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." Su Ji smiled, like a big bad wolf, "It's just an experiment, but it's actually ...... Anyway, it won't scratch you and slice it, the most it will do is poke it at your finger with a needle, and it's not there yet. ”
"Okay, let's have an ice cream first to cool off." He proposed.
"I don't eat it." Xia Houyue said, "You just have a bad heart and want me to eat a bunch of things, and then laugh at me for gaining weight." ”
"No. I have good intentions, who knows that someone is kind enough to be a donkey's liver and lungs. ”
"I just won't eat it anyway." Xia Houyue said, "What do you want to do to start experimenting." ”
"Really, let's get started." Su Ji raised his hand, "Do you see anything?" ”
Xiahou Yue stared at Su Ji's hand and asked, "What did you do?" ”
"I released my natural aura." Suji replied.
Xiahou Yue clasped his hands on his chest, approached Su Ji's hand, and finally simply stretched out his hand and pulled his fingers, his eyes widened wider and wider, and he said suspiciously: "It seems that I vaguely see a circle of light." ”
"Are you sure?" Su Ji asked.
"I'm sure." Xiahou Yue nodded heavily.
"To see is to see, and not to see is not to see." Su Ji said, "My sister, I didn't release the natural aura at all, where do you see a circle of light." ”
Xiahou Yue pursed her lips, glanced at it for a long time and said, "I just saw a circle of light, maybe it's a problem with the light...... It's all your fault for misleading me. ”
Su Ji laughed.
"Alright. No kidding. "We're officially getting started...... I repeat, what you can see is what you can see, what you can't see is what you can't see, don't be affected by other things. ”
"Okay." Xia Houyue said, "Originally, you like to mislead me by saying nonsense. ”
Su Ji smiled noncommittally.
He raised his hand.
"Can you see anything?"
"Nope."
"Look closer, can you see anything?"
"I can't see it either."
"And now?"
"Still can't see anything."
Su Ji tried many times, some let Xiahou Yue look away, some let her observe closely, and let her close her eyes to feel, including letting her see the state of his all-out release of natural aura, all her answers were invisible, and he could basically be sure that his natural aura was invisible to ordinary people.
Su Ji stretched out his hand in front of Xiahou Yue, released the natural aura again, and asked, "Can you feel anything?" ”
"It feels delicious." Xia Houyue said.
Su Ji was expressionless and said, "Sure enough, you just wanted to eat me yesterday." ”
"yes, I just want to eat you."
Now when it comes to what happened last night, she is not so angry, but she is still a little unhappy.
"Don't really say such horrible things." "It's easy to feel anyway. ”
"Yes."
"How do you describe that feeling?"
"It's fragrant, it's not the kind of fragrant thing you eat, it's just a very comfortable and reassuring smell." Xia Houyue racked her brains to think of adjectives, "A bowl of egg fried rice with a hungry stomach, the smell of the sun lying on the freshly dried quilt, and sleeping in the warm quilt in the cold winter......"
Su Ji nodded thoughtfully and said with a smile: "Magical way to describe it." ”
"It's just hard to describe." Xia Houyue said, "I can only understand, not speak." ”
"I see." Su Ji thought for a moment and said, "You don't want to breathe now." ”
"Don't breathe?"
"Don't breathe for a while, hold it for a minute."
"Oh."
"Do you still feel that comfort?"
"Yes."
Su Ji is a little confused now.
He had always thought that plants, animals, and animals could only breathe the natural aura of his body through breathing, and now it turned out that what he had been thinking all along was wrong.
Su Ji thought of the plate culture in the cultural play, which refers to the process of constantly rubbing the utensils, and the surface of the utensils gradually formed a translucent texture of pulp after playing for a long time, which reshaped the image of the utensils and made them more warm and pleasant.
Pulping is a technical term in the antiques industry, which refers to the oxide layer formed on the surface of cultural relics due to long-term oxidation. From a scientific point of view, the pulp is actually a mixture of sweat, grease, dust and other substances on the hands of people, although it seems a little dirty to the eyes of ordinary people, but in the eyes of collectors, the pulp takes many years to form, which is rare and valuable.
Su Ji still felt that his natural aura was more inclined to something like oxygen.
People can breathe oxygen, and they can oxidize, and even iron can oxidize, but the rate of iron oxidation is very slow.
Animals and plants breathe natural aura, and the effect of breathing is the best, but they will also be affected by the effect of natural aura if they do not breathe. Next, the dead object will also receive the effect of the natural aura, but it is very slow and difficult to detect under normal circumstances.
"If you don't breathe, the feeling of comfort will become less." Su Ji asked.
Xiahou Yue hesitated and said, "It seems to be a little less." ”
Su Ji nodded.
"What's wrong?" Xiahou Yue asked.
"It's fine." Suji said.
"I want to hear it." Xia Houyue said, "Tell me, if there are any problems, I can also help you think about it, maybe I can help." ”
Su Ji hesitated again and again but still said what he thought.
Xia Houyue also had no clue.
"I remember what you said at noon...... "Su Ji said, "you said you went to school today, and everyone said that you were in good shape, your hair became smooth, and your skin became smooth and soft. Come to think of it, I must have smelled something very special from my place last night. ”
"Yes." Xia Houyue added, "Not only that, I slept well last night, it was easy to fall asleep, the quality of sleep was good, I woke up this morning and felt very refreshed, and I felt very awake in class......
As she spoke, she found that Su Ji was looking at her, a little shy for a while, and said, "What are you looking at?" ”
"I'll look at your hair, and your skin." Su Ji said, "It doesn't seem to be so good. ”
"I can't speak...... The morning was good, now it's not so good. Xiahou Yue said.
"This means that the natural aura will be consumed." Su Ji said, "This is normal, it is impossible to just breathe in the natural aura, and in the future, the hair will become so good and the skin will become so tender, then it will be fine." ”
He thought about it, looked at Xiahou Yue, and said, "I won't give you a breath of natural aura today, let's see how you are doing tomorrow, whether you sleep so well tonight, and if your hair and skin are still so good tomorrow morning." ”
Xiahou Yue wanted to speak and stopped.
"What do you want to say?" Su Ji saw Xiahou Yue's movements.
"It's okay, it's okay." Xiahou Yue hurriedly said.
In fact, she is reluctant to have a natural aura, God knows how much envy and jealousy she gained in a morning when she went to school with smooth hair and soft skin, how cool it was.
But thinking that she had to cooperate with Su Ji to do the experiment, she could only endure the pain and be silent.
"Don't talk yet." A flash of lightning suddenly flashed through Xia Houyue's mind, but he couldn't think of a name after thinking about it carefully.
Su Ji quietly waited for Xiahou Yue to think.
Xia Houyue thought about it, and she said, "You can try to grow some cucumbers." ”
"Why?" Su Ji asked.
"Regardless of looks, status, or age, most women can be crazy to the point where you can't imagine in order to be beautiful. For the sake of beauty, they can have liposuction, bone shaving, and people use knives on their faces to fill their breasts with prostheses...... "Xia Houyue said, "If you grow cucumbers to apply a mask, it can make a woman's skin better, and you don't have to worry about money in the future." ”
"It's not just cucumbers." She said, "As long as you can grow any fruit and vegetable that can make a woman beautiful, no, as long as there is a way to make a woman beautiful...... You can definitely make a lot of money and go crazy. ”
Xiahou Yue suddenly looked at Su Ji and said seriously: "But I don't think it's better to sell your body." ”
"Why did you say that all of a sudden?" Su Ji said, "I will never sell my body." ”
"I hope you remember what you said today." Xia Houyue said.
"In short, if it is marketable, I can promote it to my classmates and teachers in the early stage, and I can slowly promote it with word of mouth." She licked her lips subconsciously as she spoke.
"Yes." "According to the spending power survey, women > children> dogs > men. ”
"Women have the best money, and men are not as good as dogs." Xia Houyue said.
"You women have to understand women." Su Ji cooperated, "If you don't break it, I can't think of this if I want to break my head." ”
"I'm not a woman, I'm a girl." Xia Houyue emphasized.
"Don't care about the details." Su Jiman didn't care to say.
Xia Houyue insisted: "It's just to deduct the details." ”
"Good, good." Suji said.
Su Ji felt from the bottom of his heart that he was not wrong to tell Xiahou Yue his secret, and there were so many places to use her.
(End of chapter)