Chapter 141: Helmet
It was afternoon when Suji saw the motorcycle helmet.
The motorcycle helmet that Xia Houyue bought for him is black, which is one size bigger than his electric car helmet, which belongs to the unmasking helmet, which can cover his ears at the same time, and only need to lift the mask to ensure that his eating is not affected, especially the shape is handsome enough and quite stylish.
Su Ji was very satisfied with the helmet that Xiahou Yue bought, and couldn't wait to try it on.
"I'll come, I'll come." Xiahou Yue stopped Su Ji, "I'll help you wear it." ”
Su Ji didn't know why Xiahou Yue was so excited, thinking about what else she could do just by wearing a helmet, what else could she do, and said, "Okay, you can wear it." ”
Xiahou Yue picked up the helmet, uncovered the helmet mask, took out all the foam in the helmet, raised it high above Su Ji's head, and said, "Bow your head." ”
Su Ji lowered his head.
"Child, one day my life will come to an end." Xiahou Yue slowly put down the helmet and put the helmet on his head, "And Ling, you will be crowned king." ”
Xiahou Yue held his helmet high, and when he said the first sentence, Su Ji knew what trick she wanted to play, he didn't mind cooperating, and was even interested, he put his hands on the armrests on both sides of the computer chair, sat with a golden knife, and said in a deep voice: "This burden is so arduous, it must be shouldered by me, because there is no one else." ”
Xiahou Yue couldn't hold back her laughter, pushed her palm on Su Ji's helmet, and said, "Say you're fat and still panting." ”
"You started first." Su Ji said aggrievedly.
He held on to his helmet and was in the mood again, saying, "I can't hug you when I put on the crown, and I can't protect you when I take off the crown...... If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight. ”
"You're sick again." Xia Houyue's face was a little red.
Su Ji thought of an interesting line again, and said with a smile: "Don't bow your head, the crown will fall." Don't shed tears, the bad guys will laugh. ”
"Don't say such disgusting lines." Xia Houyue finally laughed and slapped Su Ji on the helmet hard, but unfortunately it only made her hand hurt.
Su Ji lifted the helmet mask, his whole face was exposed, and he made a gesture of eating, obviously wearing a helmet to eat was not affected at all, he said: "This helmet is really good, it suits me very well." ”
"The kind of small shop on the side of the road only has a half-helmet, and there is no way to cover the ears, which is used to cope with the traffic police inspection. The 3/4 helmet is not good-looking, and the full helmet is not easy to use, so it is most suitable to have this kind of unmasked helmet...... I've been running for a long time, and I've picked it for you, it's easy to use, it doesn't affect your eating, and it's good-looking. Xia Houyue said, "Don't thank me yet." ”
"Thank you, thank you Yueyue." Su Ji said and stood up, "I'm going to look in the mirror and see the effect." ”
Su Ji ran to the bedroom to look in the mirror.
Xiahou Yue followed, saw the scale that Su Ji put in the corner of the bedroom, stood up and weighed it, his eyes narrowed when he saw the number display, and then walked down quietly, no one knew that she had just weighed it, walked to Su Ji's side, and asked, "How do you feel?" ”
"Why didn't you think of buying a helmet when you had horns on your head?" Su Ji lamented.
"There's a pair of horns on your head, why are you wearing a helmet, stupid." Xia Houyue said, "It used to look weird when I wore a coat and hat on a hot day...... And now in this weather, you can cover your ears and not look abrupt, why not do it instead. ”
"Yes, why don't you choose to wear a coat and a hat......" Su Ji reacted, shook his head and said, "It's not good to move when you wear that hat, it will fall off when the wind blows, you have to be very careful, it's really inconvenient." ”
Su Ji changed his standing posture in front of the full-length mirror, to be honest, wearing such a helmet was a bit abrupt, it can only be said that it is abrupt, as long as it does not affect his cooking.
"There's still a leather coat missing." Xia Houyue said, "Another leather coat will be handsome." ”
"That's too much." Suji said, "You'll be beaten." ”
"Who dares to hit you...... The point is who can beat you. Xiahou Yue said, "Didn't you say that you can kill a cow with one punch, you have infinite strength." ”
"Yes, I'm powerful." Sujmo shook his fists, "Now for a 500-kilogram brown bear...... No, 500 kilograms is not enough, here comes an 800-kilogram polar bear...... The largest scientific expedition, Polar Bear Stan, weighed 800 kilograms, and I beat it down anyway. ”
Xiahou Yue was nurtured by Su Ji and knew a little about animals, she shouted: "It's only eight hundred kilograms, not a single ton." We fight African bulls, the ten-ton jumbos. ”
Su Ji has not lost his mind, he said: "Polar bears can be beaten, African bulls can be beaten, that one really can't be beaten, that one is too fierce, it can break the tree alive, it's not something I can touch at this stage, wait until I weigh more than a ton." ”
"More than a ton...... Xiahou Yue muttered, "How much do you weigh now?" ”
"It's almost two hundred kilograms." Su Ji said, "It's still too light." ”
"That's already a weight that can crush people." Xiahou Yue looked at her little arms and legs, and smacked her tongue secretly.
Su Ji didn't know what Xiahou Yue was thinking, he said to himself: "No problem, that's it, you can go out casually in the future." ”
Xia Houyue finally came back to his senses and said, "Do you really dare to run around wearing a motorcycle helmet?" ”
"Of course."
Su Jizhen didn't say it casually, he just wore a motorcycle helmet and went out to eat in a restaurant for dinner.
A day went by.
It's night again.
Su Ji tossed and turned in bed and couldn't fall asleep because his hearing suddenly improved.
The sound of talking upstairs and downstairs, the clatter of the refrigerator, the sound of insects outside the window and the sound of tires running over the road when the car is moving, I don't know where the sound of ticking water came from...... All of them were torturing him, tormenting him to sleep.
What the hell?
Whether his eyesight has improved or his dark vision, it does not affect his sleep with his eyes closed.
The sense of smell is better, and you can smell strange smells all night, as long as there is no unpleasant smell, the impact is not too big.
You must be able to sense changes in airflow, as long as you wear a mask.
Only this voice makes people feel so difficult.
Su Ji tried to cover his ears, which was a little useful, and as soon as he let go, he was noisy.
He didn't have the ability to sleep with his ears covered.
In fact, it's not that I don't usually sleep in a noisy environment, so why can't I do it today?
Because today's hearing has suddenly improved, people become more concerned about those extra sounds, and then the more they care, the more noisy they feel, and finally the more they can't sleep.
I don't know how long it has been.
The hungry stomach screamed, and the noise made him unable to sleep was something that Su Ji could not think of.
I couldn't sleep in the first place, but now I'm hungry......
Get up!
Out!
Have a late-night snack!
What about the ears, you ask?
I have a motorcycle helmet and I'm not afraid to go outside.
(End of chapter)