Chapter 182: Eating Wrong Can Change Xiahou Yue
Under the light, moonlight, and starlight, the night looks gloomy, hazy, and psychedelic.
This is Xiahou's house located in the 15th building of Tangyue Community, because of the lack of a lively daughter, it seems a little quiet.
"You're still watching TV, aren't you sleeping?" Xiahou's mother yawned, "You still have to go to work tomorrow." ”
"I'll watch TV again." Xiahou's father picked up his phone and looked at it, "It's eleven o'clock, Yueyue hasn't come back yet." ”
"If you don't come back, you won't come back, there must be something delayed. It's not like nothing like this hasn't happened before, I'm obsessed with playing games and forget to go home or something. Xiahou's mother said, "She didn't go anywhere, it's Xiao Su's family, what are you worried about." If you were really worried, she sent a WeChat message to urge her. ”
"It's because she's at Xiao Su's house that I'm worried." Xiahou's father said, "WeChat has already been sent. Didn't reply. ”
"I don't know what you've been worrying about all day. I think Xiao Su's kid is very good, there is nothing to worry about, I am worried that they will not be able to get together in the end...... I also want Xiao Su to give me some cucumbers, I really don't know where he got that cucumber. Xiahou's mother stretched, "Yes, you wait slowly, I'll go to bed first." ”
Xiahou's father waited slowly, until it was almost twelve o'clock.
Xia Houyue cautiously opened the door and found that Xia Hou's father was still sitting on the sofa watching TV.
She knew that walking on the guillotine was indispensable, and took the initiative to ask, "Dad, why don't you sleep so late?" ”
"I also wanted to ask you why you came home so late." Xiahou's father looked at Xiahou Yue obliquely.
Xiahou Yue's face did not change, and said: "I played a game, and then went out for a supper." ”
Xiahou's father's eyes fell on Xiahou Yue's leg and asked, "What's the matter with your leg?" ”
"I fell when I came back." Xia Houyue changed his slippers and walked to the room, trying not to distort his walking pace, "I have to go to class tomorrow, I have to get up early, and I'm preparing for the exam, I'll go to bed first...... Don't watch TV too late, go to bed early, you have to go to work tomorrow. ”
"Aren't you taking a shower?" Xiahou's father shouted in the back.
"I won't wash it." Xia Houyue said, "It's too late to take a bath again." ”
In the huge living room, only the expressionless Xiahou Dad remained, one cigarette after another.
Although he slept a little late at night, it did not affect Su Ji to get up the next morning and be energetic, and after going out to eat breakfast, he came home and began to practice spraying water.
Because sage time is the best time to learn?
Now there is another problem, his whole house has become wet because of the relationship between spraying gas everywhere, the tiles of the kitchen and bathroom, and the ceiling are hung everywhere, and he doesn't know for a while to open all the windows to let the water vapor dissipate naturally, or close all the windows and turn on the dehumidifying function of the air conditioner.
And so the day passed.
Su Ji, who returned home after dinner at half past seven, took the initiative to send a WeChat message to Xiahou Yue.
Su Ji: Are you coming over tonight?
Xia Houyue: That's it today.
Su Ji: I learned to swallow clouds and spit fog today.
Su Ji: Don't you want to see it?
Xiahou Yue: I'll see it later.
Xia Houyue: Both legs still hurt now.
Su Ji: I don't understand what you're saying.
Suji: I just want you to come and watch my show and play games.
Su Ji: I won't have to play in another half a month.
Xiahou Yue: I'm sorry, I just want to rest now.
Xiahou Yue insisted, Su Ji had no choice, it was difficult to run to her house.
Although the two of them are not far away, it is convenient to come and go. He didn't have the guts anyway.
Su Ji didn't care about the failure of inviting Xiahou Yue that night, he was full of confidence and would definitely coax Xiahou Yue over the next day, he never expected to see Xiahou Yue again on Saturday.
"I thought you were going to eat and wipe clean and not admit it...... Looks like I remember it. Su Ji leaned on the back of the computer chair and looked at Xia Houyue who was probing his brain.
"I don't want to." Xia Houyue said, "Suddenly the exam started, and I have to work hard to prepare for the exam." ”
"Don't you always say you're smart, you've had enough time to study, and now you're going to prepare for the exam again?"
"I'll just tell you, you really believe it......" Xiahou Yue said, "Okay, didn't I come to see you." ”
"Only now...... Do you know what I've been these days? Su Ji asked quietly.
"How's it going?" Xia Houyue asked worriedly.
"Of course, I spent it practicing spraying, otherwise how do you think you spent it?" Su Ji quipped, he was proud, "After five days of practice, I have now spit out the high-pressure water cannon and accurately hit the target dozens of meters away." ”
Because there is too little space at home, he often runs to the deserted wilderness to practice spraying water these days. If it weren't for the fact that Xiahou Yue might come over at night, he would even want to move to the villa by the Peach Blossom River, after all, he would like to wave as much as he wants over there.
"It's just not very powerful." Su Ji shook his head, "I don't know if there is any way to solve this problem." ”
Xia Houyue proposed: "How about taking something and then spitting it out?" ”
"What?" Su Ji asked.
"How about a handful of sand?"
"Sand...... Never mind. Su Ji narrowed his eyes, "I thought about it, if I really pursue any long-range killing ability, what I do is not as powerful as my throwing stones." ”
"Don't talk about that." He waved his hand and asked, "Where are you going to play today?" ”
"Where do you want to go?" Xia Houyue asked rhetorically, she didn't have any particular places she wanted to go.
"Why don't you just play at home?" Su Ji stood up, "Play a game." ”
"What game?" Xiahou Yue looked left and right, wanting to escape, but couldn't stand Su Ji blocking the door.
"I warn you," she guessed what game Suji wanted to play, "it's daylight. ”
"It's just daylight, or you'll have to go home again at night." Su Ji smiled, "No problem, it's night to pull up the curtains." ”
Xiahou Yue shook his head and said, "Don't, I don't want it." ”
That was a long time later.
Xiahou Yue lay on Su Ji's chest, touched his collarbone, and said, "You guy, are you a monster?" ”
"I'm not a monster, I'm a dragon."
"Dragons are monsters." Xia Houyue said, "I'm tired, I'm going to take a bath." ”
Su Ji grabbed the girl's wrist and said, "What are you in a hurry, wait and wash it later." ”
That was a long time later.
Xiahou Yue crawled on the bed, without the strength to crawl, or even to speak.
"Help." Her voice was as thin as a mosquito.
"Wasn't you arrogant just now?" Su Ji moved his neck.
"Don't. No, it's really not good, don't you really know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. ”
"Poor cow as long as he ploughs the land." Su Ji revealed "cow ears", "only cows chew peonies." ”
"I'm hungry, I'm hungry." Xia Houyue said, "You must be hungry too, let's go out to eat." ”
"Hmm...... I did feel a little hungry. Su Ji said, "Let's go out for lunch, what do you want to eat?" ”
"Whatever, whatever."
"Then I'll pick it." Suji said, "Continue when you are full." ”
"What do you say?" Xia Houyue suddenly asked, "Did you say that Sister Qu went to work today?" ”
"I don't know." Su Ji asked, "What are you mentioning her for?" ”
"Let's call her out for lunch."
"Why do you call her...... Don't call. Called her, how can we continue. ”
"Call, you must call...... Ah, I'm just an ordinary person, and I shouldn't be delusional about being Yilong's only girlfriend. The dignified dragon, the dragon king, should have many girlfriends and many princesses. Xiahou Yue said, "I am the queen, and Sister Qu can be a concubine." ”
"No kidding." Su Ji put his arm around Xiahou Yue, "I just need Yueyue alone." ”
"No kidding." Xia Houyue said, "I don't want to die yet." ”
Su Ji picked up his mobile phone from the bedside table and said, "Don't make ...... trouble"
"I know why Auntie wants you to find ten girlfriends and ten wives." Xia Houyue said, "I not only want you to reproduce better, but also want to protect us." ”
"Is that an exaggeration?" Su Ji said, "I think my ability is average. ”
"You're embarrassed to say so-so...... Hiss, my back hurts. ”
"I'm really too lazy to pay attention to you...... Su Ji opened the software to find nearby food, "Let's go eat Vietnamese food." Curry brisket with baguette, pineapple rice, Vietnamese spring rolls ......"
Xiahou Yue hugged Su Ji's waist and said, "Brother, don't you think Sister Qu is super beautiful, a sexy and glamorous beauty, with big breasts, waist and thin legs, and she is still a policeman." ”
Su Ji didn't speak, just looked at Xiahou Yue quietly.
"You don't like Sister Qu's words, how about Xiao Xiang?" Xiahou Yue asked tentatively.
Su Ji hummed and raised his hand: "I hit someone." ”
"If you feed it a little more cherry radish or something, maybe you can raise a dog girl. Inusui will do it. ”
"I don't like dog girls, cat girls are pretty much the same."
"Then Cat Lady."
"Please, you're almost."
(End of chapter)