Chapter 198: Barbecue
It's just a joke, of course Su Ji, as a boyfriend, won't really snatch his girlfriend Xia Houyue out of the ashes, and for this reason, her two hands are dirty, and the little sweet potatoes the size of a girl's fist are dirty.
"Really, it's still a boyfriend, and he pushes people so hard." Xia Houyue held the sweet potato with both hands, and the appearance of eating the sweet potato in small bites was no different from that of a hamster eating.
"How can you use force...... Su Ji defended, "I pushed it gently." ”
"You're Long Ye, you have so much strength, is your gentleness really gentle?" Xiahou Yue nodded, "A grain of sand in the era is a mountain when it falls on everyone's shoulders. ”
Su Ji was not so deceived, and said, "I can now control my power perfectly, and what I say gently is gently. ”
Seeing that he couldn't scare anyone, Xiahou Yue stuck out the tip of his tongue at him, grimacing with a hippie smile, and then grabbed the sweet potato and dangled it in front of him, saying, "Really, it's so fragrant, it's so sweet, it's delicious." ”
Su Ji was unmoved and said: "I'm really looking forward to it, will you fart if you eat so many sweet potatoes." ”
When Xiahou Yue heard Su Ji's words, she suddenly felt that the sweet potato in her hand was not fragrant, and it became heavy, and she said, "Please, don't say such bad things...... You deliberately ...... You just did it on purpose...... You eat more sweet potatoes than I do. ”
"I'm a dragon."
"Dragons just can't fart?"
"Fart, fart, I'm not a beautiful girl anyway."
"What about the beautiful girl's fart...... Xiahou Yue scratched a little crazy, if it weren't for the dirty hands of her two hands, she would have wanted to grab her hair, "Why should I follow you to say this, I'm not allowed to continue...... More on that later, now I have fragrant and sweet roasted sweet potatoes. ”
"Then I'm very curious, after you eat two roasted sweet potatoes, can you still eat barbecue at noon, fragrant barbecue." Su Ji said, "After eating roasted sweet potatoes, I kind of want to eat barbecue...... When I think of grilled pork belly, grilled until slightly charred, dripping oil below, sizzling, and suddenly eating it, tears involuntarily fall from the corners of my mouth. ”
"Ahh Xia Houyue said, "You bully people. ”
"Huh."
Xiahou Yue still didn't give up her sweet potato, she nibbled on the sweet potato, and Su Ji hid to the side to practice spitting fire.
He can now breathe smoke through his nose.
It is also possible to breathe fire with your mouth. There are mainly two types of fire, a mass flame with a short range, and an elongated jet flame with a long range, at a distance of up to five or six meters. As he became more and more proficient, the smoke that accompanied the flames became less and less.
He tried to spew out a steady and gentle flame, like the flame of a lighter or a candle, but he couldn't do it.
At the same time, he tried unsuccessfully to spit out the burning flammable liquid, and he did not succeed in spitting out the fireball.
The brain hole worked steadily, and he once tried to combine the ability to breathe fire and water, spit out hot water, or spit out hot steam, the power of flame and water vapor scalding at the same temperature, and the power of water vapor was even more powerful, but of course he did not succeed.
Therefore, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.
Xia Houyue finished eating the sweet potato, stood by and watched Su Ji practice spitting fire, and found that he suddenly stopped, and asked curiously: "Why did you stop and not continue?" ”
"This ...... It seems like...... There is no fuel left. Su Ji said with some embarrassment.
He coughed twice, and could only cough up a light cigarette.
Xiahou Yue shrugged.
"If you don't have fuel, you don't have fuel...... It's twelve o'clock, and it's almost time to rest. She looked at her phone.
Su Ji moved his arms and neck and said, "Indeed." ”
"Then go back?" Xiahou Yue asked.
"I'm back." Su Ji said, "Eat barbecue...... My stomach was already hungry. ”
"I really eat barbecue."
"Otherwise, it won't be fake...... It seems like we haven't eaten barbecue in a long time. ”
"It's been a long time. Where to eat? ”
"Just find a barbecue restaurant."
"I just feel like going to a barbecue restaurant...... It's better to go to the wild barbecue, like we just roasted sweet potatoes. Xiahou Yue said, "Isn't it beautiful to enjoy the magnificent mountains and rivers of the motherland while enjoying the barbecue." ”
"Beauty, you're big, what are you thinking?" "I definitely know that it's much more fun to go to a barbecue in the wild than to go to a barbecue restaurant to eat barbecue." But if you think about it, when you go to barbecue meat in the wild, you have to prepare a lot of tools yourself, and you have to buy meat slices and marinate them in advance, God knows how troublesome it is. ”
"You usually go out to barbecue, you don't have to deal with those troublesome things, it's naturally easy. Really put you in charge of the preparations, I'm afraid you don't want to go out to eat. He continued.
Xiahou Yue wrinkled his nose and said, "I'll deal with it, what's the big deal." ”
"Anyway, I don't have time today, so let's find a barbecue restaurant."
"Then I know a good Korean barbecue restaurant. My classmates recommended me several times. ”
"I hate Smecta."
"You're really in trouble. You nationalist. ”
Find a random barbecue restaurant...... I really can't say casual, first of all, the decoration of the barbecue restaurant should be good, at least not too bad, and then the charcoal barbecue, the smoking effect must be good, there are few barbecue restaurants that can be selected under so many requirements.
Su Ji used to have difficulty in choosing, but after he got rich, he got a lot better, and now his appetite has increased, and he has always wanted to eat the same dishes first.
Xiahou Yue ate a little casually and became full, and became Su Ji's barbecue tool man, specializing in helping Su Ji barbecue.
"This chicken thigh meat is cooked, this pork liver is also cooked, and there are bullfrogs...... Now Xiahou Yue not only helped Su Ji barbecue, but also helped him pick up vegetables, and almost fed him to the inside of his mouth, "You eat quickly, your bowl can't be put down, don't play with your mobile phone anymore." ”
"Good, good." Su Ji put away his phone. He is not busy playing with his mobile phone and doesn't care about eating meat, but he feels that the barbecue is unstable, so it is better to wait for a wave of barbecue to be roasted and then eat it slowly, instead of roasting it a little and eating a little.
Xiahou Yue looked around, and finally looked at Su Ji with his chin in his hands, and said: "When couples are dating, men are responsible for barbecue, and girls are only responsible for eating, why is it our turn to be completely reversed...... Where did you find such a good girlfriend as me, you are really blessed. ”
"I've never seen someone so boastful." Suji said.
"Do you dare to say no?" Xiahou Yue asked.
"Yes, yes, yes." Su Ji was worried that Xiahou Yue wouldn't help him barbecue, "Well, Yueyue is so good, I'll definitely reward her well." ”
"Don't. Exempt. ”
Su Ji complained: "I haven't said what the reward is. ”
"Then what do you mean to be rewarded?"
"Ten times?" Sudji laughed.
"Get out. Die. ”
Su Ji picked up the juice he had bought in advance, took a sip and found it empty, and said, "Go, help me buy a cup of kumquat lemon and come back." ”
Xiahou Yue's eyes widened: "Don't go too far." ”
Eat and drink to your heart's content.
"I'm tired, let's go back and rest." Su Ji looked at Xiahou Yue.
Xiahou Yue turned his head: "I'm not tired, I don't want to rest, I still want to play." ”
"So where do you want to go?" Su Ji knows that Xiahou Yue is a housegirl, except for occasional whims, staying at home is her biggest hobby.
Xiahou Yue blinked her eyes and said, "I haven't played with Sister Qu for a long time." ”
(End of chapter)