Chapter 219: I Want to Cry
"I'd love to know what your state of mind is right now." Su Ji complained.
"Am I your boyfriend after all?" He said, "How can a girlfriend want to see her boyfriend cry." ”
"It's because you're my boyfriend and I'm my girlfriend that I want to see you cry, watch your boyfriend cry." Xiahou Yue smiled, "Otherwise, I don't care about other people, whether he cries or laughs." ”
"I can only say that the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient." Su Ji has two mouthfuls of roasted wheat and a mouthful of xiaolongbao, don't be too happy to eat, in this world, only the food can't be disappointed, "What should I do if I can't cry?" ”
"I don't care, you have to find a way." Xiahou Yue said righteously, "This is to verify whether you have the ability to cry and rain, and this is for your own good." ”
Su Ji pondered for a moment and said, "I've thought of a way. ”
"What's the solution?"
"Fields, cows, tired, crying."
"Die." If Xia Houyue must have really done that, she would definitely be the one who cried.
"What is the myth of the ability that dragon crying causes rain?" Su Ji asked.
He hadn't finished reading the information Shang Xialiu had given him, and he didn't know what the basis for this ability was.
Xiahou Yue looked at the information again and said, "It seems to say that the worship of dragons by the ancients originally came from the worship of celestial phenomena. The dragon is the master of the weathered rain, so the rain represents the dragon crying and crying. If you push it back, the dragon will cry and cry, which means that it will rain. ”
"I only know that there is a saying on the island side, it seems that the fox marries a girl, and it rains on a sunny day." Su Ji thought for a moment, "I also saw it from Akira Kurosawa's movie "Dream". The first story in the movie is the sun and rain. It's raining on a sunny day, and the protagonist doesn't follow his mother's instructions and peeps at the fox in the forest to marry, and escapes home and is asked by his mother to apologize to the fox. ”
"I haven't seen that movie. Is it good-looking? ”
"I haven't watched it either, but I've just watched the explainer video...... The style of painting is a little weird.,The first time I saw it, I felt a chill on my back.。 "You can challenge it." ”
"I don't want it, I don't like challenges, I listen to people's advice." Xia Houyue decisively refused.
She lowered her head and looked at the tablet and said, "There are still ...... on the information given by Sister Shang There is a TV series in my country "Spring Splendid Pig Bajie", which has a setting in which the heroine Dragon Girl will cause rain when she cries. However, the main premise is that the dragon lady is the legendary spring...... Have you watched that TV series? ”
"I haven't seen it, but I've heard the song, it's pretty good." Su Ji put his hands behind his back and hugged the back part of the chair, "My mother put it, I sat next to it and listened to it." ”
"I'll search for it." Xia Houyue took out his mobile phone and opened the software to search and play.
Joyful singing rang out in the living room.
"Not bad." Suji said.
"It's good." Xia Houyue nodded, "Looking at the barrage, everyone says that the core of comedy is tragedy...... Is this TV series a tragedy? ”
"I haven't seen it again." Su Ji said, "I didn't like watching TV series since I was a child. ”
"I know you like to play games since you were a child, you play Dragon Quest to catch monsters in elementary school, and you play Warcraft in junior high school......" As Su Ji's childhood sweetheart, Xiahou Yue knows his growth experience well, "Anyway, try it, will crying cause rain, and there will be no loss if you don't succeed." ”
"If you want me to cry, you must have a loss for me, otherwise why cry."
When Xia Houyue heard Su Ji's words, she suddenly had an idea, and said, "Throwing away your breakfast will make you cry." ”
"No, because I've already finished eating."
"It's really a rice bucket, I bought so much, and you actually ate it all at once."
"Thanks for the compliment." Su Ji touched his stomach contentedly.
Xiahou Yue crossed her legs and asked, "Have you ever cried before?" ”
"I don't think so." "I wanted to cry when I found out that the cherry radish I grew had been spoiled by a husky. The main reason is that the hormone secretion was unstable at that time. ”
"Are you crying?"
"Not really."
"Then what do you say?" Xia Houyue said, "Can beating you make you cry?" ”
"No way, no matter how painful it is, I won't cry."
"How about giving it a try?" Xia Houyue said defiantly, "Take a toothpick and put it in the big toenail cover, and then kick it hard against the wall." ”
Su Ji thought about it, just thinking about it made people shiver, felt a headache on his toes, and said, "Do you really know what you're talking about...... The ancients are really not wrong, the wasp tail back needle, the most poisonous woman's heart. ”
"I'm not a woman, I'm a girl." Xiahou Yue snorted, "And what you said, no matter how painful it is, you won't cry." ”
"I only said I wouldn't cry, I didn't say it wouldn't hurt."
"How about chopping the onions?"
"I'm afraid not." "I don't think the onion can make me cry now." ”
"In the past, chili peppers would sneze you and spew fire."
"Let's just sort of an alternative."
"Is it okay to cry when you are moved?" Xiahou Yue asked again.
"If you are willing to stay with me all day, fighting 800 rounds, I will definitely be moved to tears."
"I'm serious."
Su Ji is embarrassed.
"Is there any touching movie that makes you want to cry when you watch it."
"I don't think there's going to be any movie that moves me to tears...... I think I'm pretty cold-blooded. ”
""Sadness Flows Into a River", I don't believe you won't cry after watching it." Xiahou Yue said with a straight face.
"Don't make me laugh. Laughing and crying is pretty much the same. ”
"Then ...... "What are you doing at the end of the world?" Are you available? Can you come to the rescue? Is it enough? Xia Houyue rolled on the sofa.
"I once vowed to be with him forever, and to be able to swear that way made me extremely happy." The girl spoke suddenly.
"I swore to be with her forever, and to be able to do so gives me peace of mind." Su Ji blurted out that he didn't know why he remembered those lines.
"I used to think I liked this guy."
"I used to feel like I valued her very much."
"I couldn't be happier to feel like this."
"I couldn't be happier to feel that way."
The girl looked up at the ceiling: "He once said to me: I will definitely make you happy." ”
Su Ji supported his face with his left hand: "I once said to her: I will definitely make you happy." ”
"It makes me happier to hear him say that."
"It's satisfying to be able to say that to her."
"That person, give me so much happiness."
"I got so much from her, but I ......"
"So, I'm sure...... Now I ...... No matter what others say, she must be the happiest girl in the world. ”
"I kind of want to cry." Xia Houyue sniffed.
"I'm still a little close." Su Ji said, "I really like that song. ”
"What song?"
"Scarpaul Bazaar."
"I like it too."
"If I go along with that song, I'll probably want to cry." Suji said, "I went to wash the dishes. ”
Su Ji threw the plastic bag left over from breakfast into the trash, washed the dishes, walked out of the kitchen, and found Xiahou Yue sitting on the sofa looking at him.
Xiahou Yue looked at Su Ji and slowly spoke: "Hail Sun Dasheng today, only because the demon fog is coming back." ”
Su Ji was stunned.
Xia Houyue continued.
"He told you to go to school, he said you are the sun, he said the young man has hope, he said you are him, and you lie down on the ground until he returns?"
Su Ji bit her lip.
"Someone asked him who was the greatest man, and he said the people."
Su Ji's body shook.
"The people said to him: Hurrah. He said: Long live the people. ”
Su Ji exhaled and blinked, he really wanted to cry this time.
(End of chapter)