Chapter 30: Absolutely

"The iron rod lights the stove, and it is difficult to distinguish between gold, wood, water, fire and earth." Xu Zhen repeated and said, "It doesn't feel very complicated! ”

He shook his head with a smile: "Cousin, don't underestimate this pair, the iron rod lights the stove, and only uses four words to cover all the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, which not only rhymes but also understands, and the word 'stove' is composed of fire and earth, which is indeed an absolute!" ”

"Hehe," Gao Hehan echoed, "how can you light the stove with a tiron stick?" This is called no distinction between gold, wood, water, fire and earth! ”

Seeing that Xu Zhen didn't react, he only thought that he couldn't be right, so he smiled faintly and said in Xu Zhen's ear: "Okay, cousin, just kidding, I promise you something." ”

"Oh? It's still the second cousin who is the best for me! Xu Zhen was first moved, and then pondered, "But ...... Gold, wood, water, fire and earth, then a combination of five words, isn't it? ”

"My husband thinks the same way," Gao He continued, "like five grains, five organs, five colors, five flavors, Mr. has tried them all, but it still doesn't match!" ”

"Really?" Xu Zhen rolled his eyes, immediately snapped his fingers, and said, "I have a lower link, I don't know if it can match?" ”

"Hehe......" The questioning man smiled and said, "Okay, cousin, it's all a joke, you don't have to take it seriously." ”

Whether it is a conscience or Gao He, it is naturally impossible to think that a rough person like Xu Zhen with no ink on his chest can match the couplet, and it is still such a difficult absolute.

"Then I'll use my facial features to match!" Who knows, Xu Zhen pondered and said a lower couplet, "I'll give you the right pair: 'The shield tweezers are slashing, and you don't distinguish between the eyes, ears, nose, mouth, and tongue.'" ’”

"Oh?" I didn't expect Xu Zhen to be able to come up, and after experiencing it, he asked, "Which one?" Which one? ”

"劓 is a slash that cuts the nose," Xu Zhen explained, "劓 is a mouth tongue 劓, which means the tongue or or lick the tongue."

"Shield tweezers, that is, use non-sharp tweezers to cut people's tongues, and there is no distinction between eyes, ears, nose, mouth and tongue!"

"Oops! Oh, ......" The conscience suddenly hit a spirit, and then his eyes lit up, while repeating, while analyzing, and finally he sincerely admired, "Wonderful, wonderful, really wonderful!" Why didn't I come up with it? ”

Xu Zhen spoke in his heart, in fact, I didn't expect that a certain time-traveling novel that I had read before would come in handy today.

In that novel, there happened to be such a word-for-word couplet, but fortunately, my memory is good enough.

Ay?

Xu Zhen thought that although he was a police detective in his previous life, he had a good grasp of poetry and songs, and if he didn't catch it quickly in the future, would he be able to make a living by copying poems?

For example, a sentence of "dark fragrance floating moon dusk" can make beauties rush to play poker with themselves? How many decks of cards do you have to prepare?

What if you say "I don't know the sky is in the water when I'm drunk"? I don't know if there is a princess in this Daxuan Dynasty?

Xu Zhen was cranky, but she didn't know the details of Xu Zhen, and after she experienced this wonderful couplet, she looked at Xu Zhen's eyes as if she was looking at a monster.

Impossible?

I can't figure out how my illiterate cousin is so absolute?

Just talking about those rare words, even many students who have read poetry and books may not recognize them, right?

"How is it, second cousin......" Xu Zhen was triumphant, "Don't admire me too much, I'll be proud!" In the future, if you encounter any poetry or songs, just ask me for advice!

"The two of us are so iron, I promise to give it away without reservation!"

"Oh...... Oh...... Good...... Okay......" The conscience became confused, and he had never seen such a brazen cousin.

"How about it," Xu Zhen said again, "Now, let's talk about good things, but it's a matter of words!" ”

"Oh...... Okay, good ......" The inquisitive man nodded blankly......

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In the end, Xu Zhen still sent his second cousin to the door of the house, and then left.

Uncle Ling Lin was on an errand in the county jail dozens of miles away, and only his aunt was at home, so Xu Zhen was naturally inconvenient to go in.

My aunt is an ordinary person, so she naturally thinks that Xu Zhen, a nephew who has inherited a huge debt, is the biggest burden to their family.

So after meeting, there will always be only one topic, that is, let Xu Zhen sell the ancestral house as soon as possible, in addition to paying off the gambling debts, and then give the rest of the subsidies to their family as a repayment......

After sending off his cousin, Xu Zhen returned to Yamen to resume his life.

Unexpectedly, neither Cheng Xiao, who was catching the head, nor Shen Yu and Fu Bin, who were in the same team as him, did not come back.

I guess they're all still busy with their own things, right?

Xu Zhen was at a loss again, and he didn't know what the tiger girl Shen Yu would do under his own fooling?

But...... It seems that if Shen Yuzhen causes trouble, it is not a bad thing......

Due to the delay in the arrival of the headcatchers, the catchers also disbanded themselves.

Xu Zhen used the little loose money on his body to buy some fresh fruits for his little daughter-in-law Youmeng.

He wanted to buy a piece of cloth for Youmeng to make clothes, but it was too expensive and he couldn't afford it. It seems that we can only wait for the case in front of us to be solved, and then think about how to improve the living conditions!

After going home, everything went as usual, eating and chatting with the gentle and virtuous little daughter-in-law, occasionally talking cheaply, which made the little daughter-in-law's little face always red.

It's just that after dinner, Xu Zhen went to the ancestral hall in the backyard with a hoe to get busy.

The ancestral hall is located in the innermost part of the house, and due to the lack of money to repair it, the roof leaks rain and the windows leak. Usually, only on special days, Xu Zhen and his family will come here.

To Xu Zhen's surprise, there were only two tablets on the altar table in the ancestral hall, one was Xu Zhen's father and the other was Xu Zhen's mother.

It's weird.

Xu Zhen wondered, there is an ancestral house but no ancestors, what is going on?

Don't......

Is this a bastard?

Xu Zhen couldn't help but think, did his so-called ancestor who was a big official marry a second wife here, so the ancestral hall could not be enshrined?

Gee......

searched for memories, but didn't find any clues, it seems that Xu Zhen's parents are more evasive about the origin of their ancestors, and they have never mentioned it to Xu Zhen, and they don't even know who their grandparents are.

Well, it doesn't matter anymore.

Xu Zhen was helpless, whether it was an illegitimate house or not, such a distant thing had nothing to do with him.

As the saying goes, live in the present, let's live the present well!

So, Xu Zhen first found a location, then pried open the floor tiles of the ancestral house, and then began to dig the soil......

It was dug until late at night, when a pit more than two meters deep was dug.

Unexpectedly, the little daughter-in-law couldn't find Xu Zhen in a dream for a long time, so she found this place by looking for the voice.

After seeing the deep pit dug by Xu Zhen, Youmeng was puzzled: "Master, what are you doing here?" ”

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay," Xu Zhen explained with a smile, "haven't we already decided to sell the house?" I'm afraid there is some hidden treasure in this house, so dig and see, hehe......"

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