Chapter 16: Where Did the License Plate Go?

Xu Xiaowan secretly kicked the rest of her life again, and Zhao Xiaoran also wanted to kick, but the little short legs couldn't reach it at all.

Then Yu Sheng glanced at Xu Xiaowan again: "Why are you kicking me again?" Uncle, you can use the feather duster as you like. ”

Xu Xiaowan bowed her head weakly and drank the soup: "It's okay, my feet are twitching." ”

"Delicious!"

Although he was going to be beaten after the meal, Zhao Xiaoran praised it without hesitation after taking a sip of the soup sprinkled with chili noodles.

The whole person was a little excited, and she seemed to have a stutter, and she was happy.

As for getting beaten or something, it doesn't matter anymore.

After the meal, Yu Sheng and Xu Xiaowan washed the dishes, and Zhao Xiaoran's screams came from outside: "Light, ah!"

Hurt!

Yes!

Grandpa, help!

Yes!

……”

When Yu Sheng saw Zhao Xiaoran again, she looked at Yu Sheng and Xu Xiaowan with a sad face, as if to say, "You don't pay attention to righteousness." ”

The rest of his life watched her limp and walk, and then he knew that Zhao Qingsong was really beaten!

For the first time, Yu Sheng realized that the tutor of the Zhao family seemed to have a fight with their family, and if they were not convinced, they would fight until they were convinced, but it seemed that all they played were hob meat with rough skin and thick meat......

For the rest of his life, he ate happily and watched Zhao Xiaoran being beaten, but some people were about to cry.

In Yushu County, Lu Dapeng said with a crying voice: "Comrade, listen to me, my car really has a brand." ”

"What about the brand? You don't hang the two signs before and after, you really don't take us seriously.

What, do you think we're blind, or are you going to be invisible? A dark-skinned middle-aged traffic policeman opened his mouth to make a joke.

Lu Dapeng said: "Comrade policeman, look at me, I am also a person with status.

How could I do something that didn't hang out with my license plate? ”

The middle-aged traffic policeman asked rhetorically: "Are you asking me why you don't bring a license plate?"

Sorry, I don't care why you don't bring a sign, I just care that you don't have a sign.

As for identity?

Please show me your ID. ”

Lu Dapeng was anxious: "Officer Yang, let me tell you, my brand was fine when I went out of the city, but then I didn't know which son of a bitch's dog stole it, I don't believe you adjusted the surveillance." ”

Officer Yang said: "I know, I believe, but you don't have a brand when you come back."

My show is to catch violations, we can call you to enforce the law without a brand, but you can't call the police uncle, where did the sign go, do you understand? ”

Lu Dapeng circled around his car, and finally saw a few small pits in the rest of the car, and after a comparison, it seemed to be a row of dog tooth marks!

In an instant, Lu Dapeng knew what was going on, and couldn't help but scold: "Dog, you fucking black hands!" ”

"Hey, how do you curse?" Officer Yang said.

Lu Dapeng hurriedly explained: "No, I didn't scold you, I scolded the dog." ”

Officer Yang's face instantly turned unsightly.

"I'm talking about the yellow dog." Lu Dapeng hurriedly explained.

Officer Yang looked down at the yellow vest on his body, and his face was dark.

Lu Dapeng was even more anxious: "I'm not talking about a yellow dog, it's a black dog, a black dog, a big black dog!" ”

Officer Yang, who was dark-skinned and had a dark face, didn't say anything, and issued a ticket directly!

And this police officer Yang road show was broadcast live, and many viewers had already laughed in front of their mobile phones when they saw this, and shouted: "I've seen someone who is afraid of death, but I've never seen someone who is so afraid of death." ”

"Haha, Officer Yang, don't you take a vest and a black face to cooperate with others, haha......"

"Officer Yang, I think he has insulted you a little, this punishment has to be doubled, right?

That's a 24-point deduction, right? ”

Lu Dapeng looked at the ticket and wanted to cry without tears, and he hated the dog and the rest of his life in his heart.

"For the rest of my life, our beam is over. Your painting, Lao Tzu is going to decide! Lu Dapeng was ruthless in his heart.

However, Lu Dapeng soon encountered new troubles, and when he tried to find an official to forcibly take away the paintings of the rest of his life, he was refused.

The reason is that they are museums, not cottages, and if you are looking for a mountain king, please find a mountain carving.

The official didn't come forward, Lu Dapeng was a little numb, there was no official endorsement, what did he use to fight with Zhao Freehand for them?

Just as Lu Dapeng was in a daze, a sack was put on his head, and then he was stuffed into the van.

When the sack was opened, a man in a suit and leather shoes who exuded wildness sat on the boss's table and looked at him: "Lu Dapeng, you can run...... One will be in Spring City, the other will be in Elm, you can run so well, why don't you go to heaven? ”

"Brother Tiger, I'm ...... Am I not trying to make money and pay off your debts? Lu Dapeng said with a smile.

"Really? That's hard work for you. Brother Tiger smiled.

Lu Dapeng also smiled......

Then I heard Brother Hu say very casually: "Work so hard, then you can pay back." ”

Lu Dapeng couldn't laugh in an instant, he knew that these people in front of him were not good at stubble, especially this Brother Long, who was a famous bastard in Spring City, who specialized in watching the scene for others.

Lu Dapeng went out to gamble before, and when he lost money, he asked Brother Long to borrow 120,000 yuan.

This Brother Long doesn't give usury, but the ordinary interest must be paid, but where can Lu Dapeng get 120,000 yuan in a short time.

Although his income as an expert is okay, he can't stop him from gambling.

"Smack!"

An ashtray slapped on Lu Dapeng's leg!

"Ahh

Lu Dapeng clutched his legs and screamed.

Brother Long pointed to the four ashtrays on the side; "Expert Lu, when you borrowed money, I borrowed it simply.

Now I'm fucking looking for you for money, and I'm going to have to play peek-a-boo with you first, right?

I'll give you ten counts, two counts, I'll smash you in an ashtray, and the last one will hit you in the head, and if you're not fucking dead, I'll let you go. If you die, I'll help you choose a place to bury it. ”

Hearing this, Lu Dapeng was frightened, and saw that Brother Long started the countdown, and picked up another glass ashtray, looking at the thickness, cold sweat flowed wildly on Lu Dapeng's head.

At the moment when Brother Long raised the ashtray, Lu Dapeng shouted: "Brother Long! I know a way to get rich! ”

"You still know how the fuck to get rich? You know, you can be poor like this? ”

Brother Long directly smashed an ashtray on Lu Dapeng's other leg, and Lu Dapeng rolled on the ground with a painful leg.

"Three ......"

"Brother Long! I know of a painting, not in a museum, but in a small village, which has been authenticated by experts!

"A Thousand Miles of Rivers and Mountains" is absolutely valuable, and it can be sold for as little as 300 million! Lu Dapeng saw Brother Long pick up the third ashtray, he didn't care about the pain, and shouted with his mouth like pouring beans.

"300 million, how many paintings can be worth so much money? When I'm biao, isn't it? Brother Long raised his hand and was about to smash it again.

Lu Dapeng wailed in his heart, this fucking illiterate!

Lu Dapeng hurriedly explained: "Isn't 300 million dollars worth your verification?" ”

Brother Long's raised hand stopped: "What you said seems to make a fucking sense." ”