When Xiahou Yue heard Shang Xialiu's words, she immediately stopped, the corners of her mouth hooked up a hint of arc, revealing a triumphant smile.

She turned around, clasped her hands to her chest, looked at the glasses lady sitting under the tree and said, "What do you say, Sister Shang has agreed?" ”

"I can only say that we can talk about it." Shang Xialiu said lightly.

"As long as you have that intention." Xia Houyue said, "You can talk about it." ”

"Let's talk about it." Shang Xialiu said.

Xia Houyue nodded affirmatively: "Talk"

Then, two of you, you look at me, I look at you, staring at each other, and I don't know where to start talking.

This is bound to be the strangest negotiation ever.

The air was quiet for several minutes.

Shang Xialiu looked at the sky and said, "If you don't speak again, he'll come back." ”

"Why didn't you speak?" Xia Houyue asked rhetorically.

"You're going to talk."

"Obviously, you said you could talk."

"Why don't you do it first?" Shang Xialiu is not in a hurry, anyway, she just needs to catch up with Qu Xin, Qu Xin and Su Ji have no progress at present, as long as Xiahou Yue does not add fuel to the fire, it is absolutely impossible in a short time, as for whether Qu Xin is willing to join Su Ji's harem, she does not doubt this at all, "Wait a few days and you will think about it, I will think about it, and we will talk about it again." ”

Xiahou Yue bore the brunt of the attack, she couldn't wait for a moment, she said toughly: "No, let's talk now, we have to finish talking today, and start acting tomorrow, otherwise I'll go to Sister Qu ......"

She snorted: "You have been out for a month, I have been playing with her from time to time, and I have been brainwashed repeatedly...... Don't think about procrastination, you procrastinate, I'll go to her at once, and I promise to take her down within a day. ”

"I believe it." Shang Xialiu smiled, not wanting to debunk someone's big words

"I'm really curious," she said...... "is it so exaggerated that you can't wait." ”

"Yes. Absolutely. Xiahou Yue rubbed her waist, "You don't know how much pain my back has...... I was still looking forward to his return, but now I can't wait for him to go out for another month. ”

"So you can't refuse because you have back pain?" Shang Xialiu asked.

"You don't know how hard he can fight for those messy things, he talks sweetly and is self-taught, and he swears like drinking water and eating vegetables, and he has never been so well-behaved...... Compared with Su Ji I knew before, it was like a different person. ”

"Can you avoid him?"

"I've been avoiding him a lot, I can't keep avoiding him. That's not the way to go. ”

"Can you divide it directly?" Shang Xialiu said, "In modern society, it is normal to divide and merge. ”

"Don't tell jokes." Xiahou Yue did not hide her disgusted expression, "Do you think that the general trend of the world is that if you divide it for a long time, you will be together for a long time." ”

"Is it okay to use technology?" Shang Xialiu said, "Even I've heard of it, the Great Demon King or something. ”

Xiahou Yue stopped talking, and said impatiently: "You don't think I haven't thought about that, right?" You don't think you're the only one in the world who is smart. You've thought about it, I've definitely thought about it, but there's really no way but to make this decision. ”

Shang Xialiu disagreed: "One stinker is better than three Zhuge Liang." It is inevitable that a person does not think well enough, and there must be something you have not thought about. ”

"You say, I listen, there's something I haven't thought about."

Shang Xialiu grabbed the thick folds on the neck of the husky standing next to him and pulled it to his side, gently stroked the husky, and said, "Xiao Xiang is a." ”

Xiahou Yue was stunned and stunned.

This is how big the heart is and how big the dream is.

"Are you serious?" She said, "There's nothing wrong with Hibiki being a dog, you're a real dog too." ”

"You asked me to say it, saying that you haven't thought about it, is this something you haven't thought about?" Shang Xialiu said with an innocent face.

"It's something I never thought I'd ever thought about." Xiahou Yue arched his hand towards Shang Xialiu, "You won." Please bow down to me. ”

"Nothing remarkable." Shang Xialiu didn't care, "That kind of thing...... Do you know how AIDS came about? ”

"I guess it's from an orangutan."

"The origin of AIDS, most of the research now supports the primate that originated in Africa, that is, the chimpanzee, which is now called orangutan-associated virus, or primate-associated HIV." Shang Xialiu said, "In Indonesia, there was an orangutan who was forced to pick up customers. ”

"Hmm......" Xiahou Yue was speechless.

"You won't have heard the news about the third brother and the lizard."

"I've heard it."

"What about the story of the sheep?"

Xiahou Yue raised his hand and said, "I heard that the demons in the West ...... The reason why the horns and hooves of the sheep have more or less the characteristics of sheep is that in the past, in the West, those men were found out after doing strange things to the sheep and dumped the pot on the sheep, and they liked to say that they were seduced by the devil, and those sheep were pretended to be demons, which led to the victimization of the sheep and became a symbol of the devil. ”

"What are you talking about?" The corners of Shang Xialiu's mouth twitched, "How could the reason why the demons in the West all wear sheep characteristics is that...... What I've heard is that goats, although usually docile, can become very irritable and lustful when in heat, so they are a symbol of lust. And lust is one of the seven deadly sins that are rejected, and it is also one of the temptations of demons to people. ”

"That's ......" Xiahou Yue was a little embarrassed.

"There are many reasons why Western demons have sheep characteristics, and I can't tell you clearly for a while, anyway, it's not the one you said." Shang Xialiu said, "I just want to tell you that there are many stories of people and animals, which have a long history. ”

"Indeed."

"Then again, there is a mythological story that a dragon gave birth to nine sons." Shang Xialiu said, "The dragon can be combined with anything, and the cow gives birth to a prison cow, and the jackal gives birth to a jaw, and the bird gives birth to a mocking wind, and the toad gives birth to a pampao, and the lion gives birth to a fierce ......."

Xiahou Yue looked at the husky and bit her lip gently.

The animal is quite perceptive, and the husky, sensing the danger, runs away at once.

Shang Xialiu looked at Xiahou Yue with a look of interest, and affirmed: "I'm just talking, I just want to refute what you said - you have thought about it, I must have thought about it, you won't take it seriously." ”

Xiahou Yue smiled: "How can I take it seriously." Even if that guy was interested, I couldn't accept it. I can accept sharing with other wonderful girls, but I can't accept sharing with animals......"

Shang Xialiu was relieved, that is, although Xiahou Yue didn't take it seriously, her performance fully explained something, and said, "I know how difficult it is for you." ”

"If you know." Xiahou Yue said emotionally.

At the same time, Su Jilian, who was flying in the sky, sneezed several times.

(End of chapter)