"What the hell is going on. Why do you suddenly want to invite Shang Xialiu to dinner? ”

Su Ji went home, watching the live broadcast of the game while waiting for Xiahou Yue.

Xia Houyue came over at about five o'clock.

He didn't believe that Xiahou Yue was going to invite Shang Xialiu to dinner, just to thank the other party for accompanying him out and helping him a lot, it must have ulterior motives and purposes.

"Didn't you tell you the reason a long time ago?" Xia Houyue glanced at the computer screen and said, "I don't have to play the game anymore, and I still watch the live broadcast of the game...... People have helped you so much, and you don't invite you to a meal, and you're embarrassed. ”

Su Ji stared at Xiahou Yue's eyes, the latter not only did not retreat, but instead walked forward, glaring at him, he sniffed and said, "Judging from the smell and heartbeat emanating from your body, you are in a nervous state now...... I want to ask you why you're so nervous. ”

"Oops, you found out." Shang Xialiu hugged his hands in front of his chest, interlocked his fingers, turned his body slightly, and pretended to be scared, wanting to be more pretentious and pretentious, "Xiang Zhuang Wujian intends to be Pei Gong, my real purpose is to harm you when you eat...... Now that you've found out, are you going to kill me? ”

"I'm so good to you, you actually want to kill me, with such sinister intentions." Su Ji stood up, moved his pants and said, "You wait, I will never pity the fragrance and jade again." ”

Xia Houyue picked up the pillow on the sofa and smashed it on his head, and said angrily: "Sorry, you bastard." ”

Su Ji held his head.

"When have you ever had pity for the jade?" Xia Houyue couldn't help shouting, and then muttered, "I just thought that everyone hadn't been together for a long time, now call Sister Shang and Sister Qu, let's get together." Then you can't go to Sister Qu's house every day to party......"

"Alright, that's it." She helped Su Ji turn off the live broadcast of the game, "Hurry up and get out, otherwise it's really too late to prepare"

The young Su Ji easily believed Xiahou Yue's nonsense and asked, "What are you going to prepare?" ”

"I'm going to cook it myself." Xiahou Yue rubbed his hands and suddenly asked, "Do you think I am the mistress of this family?" ”

"Not yet." Su Ji told the truth.

"Say it again." Xiahou Yue's face darkened.

"Forget it, forget it." Su Ji looked at the lower right corner of the computer screen, "You can have a party if you want, but you are sure that you have to prepare it yourself, it's five o'clock now, and when you buy something back from the supermarket, at least at half past five, do you have that time to prepare?" ”

"At the very least, prepare one or two dishes...... Well, during the time you went out, I learned a few hands from my dad. Xiahou Yue pondered for a moment, "You will definitely not be able to eat enough for one or two dishes, and you will definitely have to order takeout...... So I don't have any money, you look at what bullfrogs, steaks, chicken wing pots, and roast duck you order. ”

"Anyway, I talked as I walked." She grabbed Su Ji's arm and tried to pick him up, "Otherwise, there really won't be time." ”

Su Ji didn't say anything, changed his slippers and followed Xiahou Yue out.

Come to the supermarket.

Su Ji was undoubtedly the one in charge of pushing the shopping cart: "What are you going to cook?" ”

"What do you want to eat?" Xia Houyue asked rhetorically.

"I think you should ask Shang Xialiu and Qu Xin what they want to eat?"

Xiahou Yue, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped, turned around, looked into Su Ji's eyes, and said seriously: "I don't care what they want to eat, I just want to cook the dishes that my brother likes, and the point is that my brother eats happily." ”

When Su Ji heard Xiahou Yue's words, he knew that it was not sincere, but he couldn't help but show a smile, pinched the girl's face, and said, "As long as Yueyue does it, I like it." ”

"Then a braised chicken with fungus and yellow fungus, a minced eggplant, and a scrambled egg with green peppers......" Xiahou Yue didn't raise the bar to say anything about the dishes that Su Ji didn't like, what he said was what he liked, "I'll prepare these three, and you can order takeout for the rest." ”

"Okay."

"It's good to buy braised vegetables directly in the supermarket."

"The braised vegetables sold in the supermarket are not as delicious as those sold outside."

"Then you wait out and buy it."

"It's just a little bit of a gap, but it's not a big gap, just buy it in the supermarket." Su Ji hates trouble, he is too lazy to wait for him to go home and run outside.

Xiahou Yue glanced at Su Ji and said with a smile: "I remember your favorite duck paw here." ”

"It's okay."

"And then every time I have to take out the duck claw sellers outside and step on them."

"The duck claws in the supermarket cost two dollars a piece, and you sell them for three dollars and five dollars...... I said three for ten dollars, no, five cents is too much, not less. Su Ji complained, "Does the business do this?" ”

"People have the right not to sell."

"I also have the right not to buy, so I don't buy. It's not a high-end store, just a roadside stall, ordinary fried duck feet, and it dares to sell so expensive...... All I can say is good luck with your business. ”

"You care so much about five cents...... Xia Houyue laughed, "remember it for so long." ”

"I care about a dime. If you dare to erase zero, then wait to lose me as a guest forever. ”

"Yes, always resist unscrupulous businesses that are wiped upwards. That's either erasing or overcharging. ”

Buy some fruits, buy some ingredients, and you can't forget the cooked food that can be eaten when you heat it, since you buy cooked food, the cold salad next to the cooked food naturally has to buy some, it is rare to come to the supermarket, snacks must not be missing, and when you get out of the snack area, a shopping cart is full.

Passing by the drinks section.

"Coke or Sprite." Su Ji is not particular about drinks, "Coconut water is fine." ”

Xia Houyue looked into the distance: "Beer, how about beer?" ”

"Aren't you not drinking?" Suji said.

"I mean—" Xiahou Yue snickered, "You said a few bottles of wine to get them drunk." ”

"I don't know." Su Ji said, "Anyway, no matter how much I drink, I won't get drunk." ”

"Really?"

"What did I lie to you."

"Huh."

"What are you laughing at?"

"How much alcohol have you drunk, you dare to say that you are not drunk." Xiahou Yue said disdainfully, "You don't like to drink, you don't usually drink, you have never drunk anything, how dare you say that you can't get drunk." ”

"Just think about my physical fitness."

"I saw a news story about elephants stealing alcohol and drinking and finally getting drunk en masse. Do you dare to say that your physical fitness is even better than that of an elephant? ”

"I didn't dare before, but now that I'm in the second stage, I dare say I'm far stronger than an elephant."

"Give it a try?"

"No, I don't like to drink, and I don't want to get drunk."

"Scared?"

"Yes, I'm afraid."

"Coward."

"I don't deny it."

"So be it, drink whatever you want." Xia Houyue picked up a bottle of beer casually and wanted to see the degree, "It is said that the core factor that determines the amount of alcohol a person drinks is genes, that is, the ADH7 gene. In mammals, primates, including humans, are genetically perfectly normal, while other animals are faulty, resulting in alcohol that easily accumulates in the blood and makes it easy to get drunk. ”

"Well, I'm human."

"Why are you a human being, don't you say that you are a dragon every day, you are really a Schrödinger person."

"All of them have to work, no."

"Okay." Xia Houyue looked at the wine rack, "Anyway, buy some bars...... Do you drink red wine? ”

"Don't drink it."

"Then buy some beer...... Also, this wine is good-looking, buy a little. ”

(End of chapter)