Chapter 272: Anticlimactic

Seeing that Shang Xialiu was holding a Moutai bottle and poured a full glass of liquor, if Shang Xialiu was a heroic northern girl who could drink, forget it, she was obviously a southern girl who was not good at drinking, Su Ji couldn't sit still, he reminded: "You take it easy." ”

There are not many self-aware people in this world, Shang Xialiu is one of them, she looked at the glass full of liquor in front of her, she didn't feel that she couldn't even cope with a glass of liquor, and besides, the wine had been poured out, and there was no reason to pour it back, and she couldn't pour it back.

"It's okay, it's just a glass of liquor."

"Are you sure?" Su Ji was still not at ease.

"I'm sure." Shang Xialiu would never accept to admit defeat, "I'm not a child, and I don't have any punishment or reward for having to drink this glass of wine, just don't drink it if you feel like you're about to get drunk...... What are you so worried about? ”

"You think it's okay, so be it." Su Ji didn't persuade anymore. After all, this is his house, not a dangerous bar, and if you get drunk, you get drunk, and you can just sleep and vomit.

"Anyway, eat some food first and cushion the bottom, and wait for the drink to get drunk easily...... How about a taste of the dishes I cooked. Xia Houyue grabbed the chopsticks and clipped a piece of yellow braised chicken wings to her little friend.

She didn't lie, she really had learned cooking from her dad during Su Ji's absence, and she had the confidence to let others taste her cooking.

Shang Xialiu ate the middle wings of the yellow stewed chicken and said, "Not bad." "It's just good.

"Thank you." Xia Houyue smiled.

Su Ji had been hungry for a long time.

His chopsticks barely stopped, and the spicy bullfrog disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Xiahou Yue watched Su Ji kill half a pot of frogs, two roast duck legs, three steaks, and a pig's feet in one go, and said, "Don't patronize and eat...... Touch it. ”

"Yes." Suji picked up the cup.

"Cheers." Xiahou Yue raised his glass, "I wish you a new stage." ”

"Sister Shang too, I wish you more and more beautiful as you grow."

The three of them clinked glasses.

Xiahou Yue looked at Su Ji's cup and said, "You just take a sip?" ”

"Or else?" Su Ji asked rhetorically.

"Shouldn't I finish it, are you free?"

"You want to finish, I don't mind."

"I'm doing it for you." Xia Houyue said, "After drinking this glass of wine, I will help you bring another cup over, you can drink red wine, beer, Coke, Sprite...... If you don't finish it, you are not allowed to drink anything else. ”

"Then drink, but it's just a glass of wine." Su Ji decisively agreed with Xiahou Yue, he stood up, raised his cup and drank it all, "I'm done, you are free." "Don't worry about Xiahou Yue's little clever ghost, Shang Xialiu may need to remind her not to be tough, "You can drink a little." ”

Xiahou Yue is really casual, just sip her lips and moisten them.

Shang Xialiu looked at the cup and sniffed it, the smell of wine was really bad, and he couldn't smell the fragrance at all, no wonder he was left in the cricket's house for so long and no one drank it, pecked it...... Instead of taking small sips, it is better to drink a little more, and so on and suffer a little less.

Shang Xialiu drank a small glass.

Keep eating.

Chat.

Su Ji found that Shang Xialiu had not spoken, looked at her cup, which was empty, and asked, "Did you pour the wine or drink it?" ”

"I must have drunk it." Shang Xialiu held the cup instead, and not a drop of wine dripped down, "I said that my alcohol consumption is better than that of crickets, now believe it." ”

"I believe it." Su Ji said perfunctorily. "It's your blushing face."

I have to say, that red face is quite beautiful.

"Is there one?" Shang Xialiu touched his face.

"My ears are so red." Xia Houyue said.

Shang Xialiu touched her ears, and she felt that her ears were a little hot.

"When you're drunk, go get some rest." Suji said.

"Not drunk, just a glass of wine."

"People who are drunk say they are not drunk."

"Only people who aren't drunk say they're drunk." Xia Houyue interjected, "Use being drunk as an excuse not to drink." ”

"I said I wasn't drunk, I wasn't drunk." Shang Xialiu insisted.

"It's easy to prove that you're not drunk." Su Ji looked back at the living room, his living room was quite empty, and the corridor was even more empty, "It's okay to take two steps without shaking." As long as you can walk in a straight line along the tile joint, it proves that you are not drunk. ”

"If you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you." Shang Xialiu left his seat, staggered to the living room, stopped before taking two steps, and was silent for a moment, "Maybe I'm a little drunk, my head is a little dizzy, I'll go take a rest." ”

Shang Xialiu ran to the living room sofa and sat down to rest.

Xia Houyue's appetite was not big, and he quickly put down the dishes and chopsticks and ran to the living room to accompany Shang Xia Liu.

"How's it going, are you feeling better?" Xiahou Yue asked.

Shang Xialiu opened his eyes and replied, "No problem, just take a rest." ”

"Wait, don't drink." Xia Houyue looked at the playing cards placed on the coffee table, which were props for the next game to play a game where drinking was a punishment.

"I don't drink." Shang Xialiu said, "It's really not good to drink anymore." ”

"Okay." Xia Houyue nodded and picked up the remote control, "I'll put on a movie, let's watch a movie." ”

Su Ji was still feasting, when he suddenly heard an oozing sound from the living room, looked back, and said, "You guys actually put on horror movies." ”

"Sober up with horror movies." Xiahou Yue said with a smile.

"When watching horror movies, you must turn off the lights." Su Ji left his seat and turned off the lights in the dining room and living room. Anyway, whether there is light or not has no effect on him with dark vision.

Su Ji continued to eat dinner, divided it all by two, and then cleaned up the table alone, ate the remaining bones, shrimp shells, and crab shells into a takeaway plastic bowl, and then threw them into a garbage bag, and then threw the garbage bag outside the door, and threw all the dishes and chopsticks belonging to him into the dishwasher.

After doing all this, Su Ji walked lightly to the living room, ready to scare the two of them.

Suddenly, the lights came on.

Xia Houyue lay on the sofa, touched the light switch in the living room with his palm, and sneered: "I knew you were going to scare us." ”

Su Ji laughed wryly.

"Come here, sit here." Xia Houyue sat down and patted the place next to her.

As Su Ji sat down, Xiahou Yue hugged his arm and said, "Although I know that there are no ghosts in this world, I am still afraid." ”

"Since there are dragons, there may not be no ghosts." Suji said.

"You've seen ghosts, where do you say that if there is a dragon, there must be a ghost...... Don't be scary. Xiahou Yue slapped Su Ji, and then looked at Shang Xialiu, who was sitting next to Su Ji with his hands on his chest, "Sister Shang, aren't you afraid...... If you're afraid, I can lend you my boyfriend's arm. ”

Shang Xialiu didn't speak.

Su Ji looked at Shang Xialiu and said, "She's asleep." ”

"Asleep?" Xia Houyue's eyes widened.

"Yes."

Xia Houyue opened his mouth, but stopped talking.

Before you started, you fell asleep yourself?

This is the legendary opponent who is not afraid of gods, but is afraid of teammates like pigs.

"So easy to get drunk? If you can't drink it, don't drink it. Xiahou Yue was speechless.

"Who told you what to say...... I heard Sister Qu say that your alcohol consumption is not good. Su Ji said, "Don't you know that no one wants to lose Qu Xin if she loses." ”

"I don't know."

Su Ji pushed Shang Xia Liu and pushed her down on the sofa, not yet awake.

"What now?" Xiahou Yue asked.

"Send her back?" Su Ji said, "I asked Qu Xin if she was off work." ”

"Just ask."

Su Ji sent a WeChat message to Qu Xin, but received a reply within a minute.

"Qu Xin, she's going home." He said.

Xiahou Yue looked at Shang Xialiu, who was drunk like a dead pig, felt a little tired, and said, "In that case, you send her back." ”

She touched her forehead: "I also feel a little drunk, so I'll go back first." ”

(End of chapter)