78 hearse on the road
*
It's off, it's definitely off.
Although Li Guanqi's ghost story sounds very reasonable, the reason why ghost talk is called ghost talk is precisely because of its untrustworthy nature of punctuation.
What's more, Li Guanqi's nonsense can almost be called explicit.
So out of politeness, Ji Ye only believed Li Guanqi's nonsense on the surface, but in fact, he knew very well in his heart that everything that happened tonight could basically be summarized into a large-scale rollover scene.
Well, a mistake......
I knew that I shouldn't have let go of my temperament and go to make trouble with the Hanhan who watched chess.
Ji Ye thought with annoyance, originally thought that a place like the military camp had its own heroic righteousness, and the attributes must be terrible, thinking that it would not be too much of a problem if it was just a little trouble, but he didn't expect to forget to look at the yellow calendar when he went out, and forgot that today was the Midyear Festival when the ghost door was wide open.
Although it stands to reason that if the luck is not too bad, there should not be anything too evil.
It will be unlucky to die for two or three days, and it will be almost the same when you go home and jump the brazier.
But who would have thought that after the time passed, it would be a good start to come up, and there would be no signs and warnings at all, which led to the development of things on the road to Huangquan from the beginning.
Alas, I don't know if the Hanhan watching chess will be afraid......
"Lao Ji, I remember that there is a warehouse near here, I'll go see if there are any board cars." When Li Guanqi spoke, his tone was full of strong fatherly love, "In short, you stay here and don't move around, I'll come back soon after picking up things to meet you?" ”
Himeba: "............"
Very good...... Not only is there no fear at all, but even the leisure of playing stalks.
As a normal person, Ji Ye couldn't quite understand Li Guanqi's inexplicable optimism in this mentality, but he felt that he still needed to remind him.
"Although the regions are different, given that I have the same nine-year compulsory education ...... as you," Ji Ye raised his foot and kicked Li Guanqi's buttocks, "So I think you also know that I must have also studied the Chinese text "Back", right?" ”
Li Guanqi immediately grinned a scoundrel smile when he heard this, while saying that I am a scumbag like this, I don't look at the occasion when I talk badly, and on the other hand, I jumped to the side awkwardly, intending to avoid Ji Ye's divine kick.
But I didn't expect Ji Ye's action of kicking her ass to be just a cover-up, and the real purpose was actually her next plate.
So Li Guanqi saw Ji Ye shake a shot, and when he came back to his senses, he found himself lying on the ground in a posture of "facing the loess with his back to the sky".
"What are you doing?" Li Guanqi lay on the ground and hummed, "Although you use your feet, do you know how much psychological damage your big coercion has caused to me, who has just become an adult but is still a baby?" ”
"I don't know, and I don't want to know."
As soon as Ji Ye saw Li Guanqi's appearance, he immediately realized that the other party was about to be unreasonable again, so he showed a standard indifferent face almost reflexively, and then continued the topic without hesitation.
"However, I think you must know that the so-called 'lonely must be cold' is 100% the basic law of death in all horror movies."
That's why it's weird.
After all, Li Guanqi is an otaku, so this kind of common sense that even she knows, Li Guanqi must not knowingly commit it......
It's greasy.
Stepping on Li Guanqi, who was still delusional and struggling, Ji Ye tried hard to judge Li Guanqi with a tone that she thought was vicious, but in fact was not vicious at all.
"You're just contrived."
"The conscience of heaven and earth." Li Guanqi lay on the ground and shouted for himself, "I just want to find a means of transportation to transport these people on the ground away." ”
"Then you can buy it at the mall." Ji Ye was unmoved by the reasons given by Li Guanqi, and was very good at finding loopholes in the question stem, "Let's eliminate the excuse of wanting to save money, after all, if you put gold coins and life together, I think you still know which is more important." ”
"That's not the reason I'm doing this, but if you think about it...... Indeed, it seems that yes, that's it? ”
Li Guanqi lay on the ground, in a very awkward posture, twisted his arms persistently, groped his chin with his hands, and showed a thoughtful expression, analyzing it according to the logic given by Ji Ye.
"After all, the money will be spent when it runs out, but if my life is gone, it seems that I can still choose to read the file and start over to create brilliance?"
After all, if you think so, rounding up, wouldn't this be equivalent to a perfect 100% recycling in another sense!
Good guy, Li Guanqi shouted in his heart, good guy!
Thinking of this, Li Guanqi immediately turned his head to look at Ji Ye as if he had discovered a new continent, revealing an expression of eagerness, and said excitedly in a tone that he didn't know whether to complain or show.
"You must know that the world consciousness of the door to open me in the plug-in,In addition to the rest of the broken system,It can barely be used as a map navigation,Among them, the map also needs to be loaded in person,And there is no inferior product with voice navigation function,Only the reading file is the best thing to use!"
Himeba: "............"
Would you like to hear what you're talking about?
And......
Ji Ye arranged the known conditions in Li Guanqi's logic, and he didn't understand what kind of thinking logic this criticism was based on, so that after listing all the correct formulas for solving the problem, he could still get such a result of an wrong answer.
In view of the condition that only death can read the file,As a normal person, Ji Ye,I sincerely feel that this plug-in is actually not good for use.。
Therefore, Li Guanqi's tone of ", take advantage" made Ji Ye feel a little speechless.
But after getting along for half a month, Ji Ye already had some resistance to Li Guanqi's brain circuit, so after just being stunned for 0.2 seconds, he immediately spoke out to stop Li Guanqi's rampant and somewhat dangerous idea.
"I advise you not to think too outrageously."
Ji Ye let go of his feet, reached out and dragged Li Guanqi up from the ground, and continued to ask seriously: "However, you really don't have any extreme ideas, right?" ”
"Of course, although I am a second-class person, I am definitely not so second-class in my behavior."
Even if there are many times when I don't think like this in my heart, Li Guanqi swears and assures, "The conscience of heaven and earth, the sun and the moon can be seen, I really just want to go to prostitute a trolley." ”
By the way, let's explore the truth behind this incident, after all, although the so-called 'lonely must be cold' is a 100% law of death in all horror movies, it is not in horror games...... Not necessarily 100% probability, at least.
And if it's an exploration class, then death high energy will inevitably only appear in the middle and late stages, so it's completely reckless in the relatively safe early stage.
What's more, in case of an accident, the plug-in of "reading files" is indeed her biggest and most invincible capital at present.
As for the price to be paid - death?
Oh, under the premise that the world consciousness uses resurrection as a "radish", death is only a "donkey" for Li Guanqi, as long as she can overcome her physical fear in the future, then everything will become worthless.
Li Guanqi felt less and less awe of death in his heart, but he pretended to be no different from ordinary people in his expression, and even patted his chest contrivedly in order to be more realistic, revealing an expression of "I'm actually so afraid".
Himeba: "............"
You'd better really feel "good, scared, scared".
Ji Ye kept an eye on her, she didn't believe Li Guanqi's exaggerated acting skills, but she didn't continue the topic either.
"In short, the situation is special, and you won't think about this kind of single behavior tonight."
Himeha rarely makes decisions, but once she does, she doesn't allow others to refute them.
Especially in the case of Li Guanqi, she has always been vigilant, for fear that this guy will bite his teeth and stomp his feet, and he will step on the crooked path and never look back.
*
At this juncture, Ji Ye and Li Guanqi's dialogue scene like a grandmother's footcloth made the audience look in a fog.
They don't know what the point of the screen is playing this piece of content.
It's boring, it's boring, and there's no explosion.
Although most people don't say it, in fact, what they want to see in their hearts is actually some more thrilling, exciting, and cool pictures.
For example, the sudden appearance of a life-seeking ghost, a ghostly ghost, a disgusting and scary zombie, or the ghost general in Li Guanqi's mouth.
No matter how bad it is, those two paper figures who have already appeared are enough to make them talk about it for a while.
Anyway, who wants to watch this kind of boring thing like chatting and farting in a plot like this that is obviously the home of a horror movie?
However, while most of the general audience thinks so, there are some audience groups who have a good sense of it.
Especially the world government, even if they are not happy to see such content on the screen, it can be said to be relieved.
After all, from the screen broadcast to the present, the black material of their world government alone has contracted almost all the breaking points in the plot, thus feeding the newspaper reporters who don't know how many on the sea, contributing to their career line, and never being absent.
Of course, this also includes the things that Li Guanqi and Ji Ye analyzed from the location of the naval base on the screen last time.
Although it seems that it only hacked the navy, there is no mention of the world government as the initiator behind the scenes, so most people don't know the trick behind this matter.
But that's just for the uninformed for most people.
For example, those old fritters in the navy who have a higher official position and have been in the officialdom for a few years are very clear about the inside story in their hearts.
almost immediately reacted to the events of the year, and it was the people on his side who were used as guns by the world government.
Although the specific person who is used as a gun is not himself, there is something called "collective honor", which allows them to distinguish themselves from outsiders very clearly.
At the beginning, the world government didn't think it was a big problem, and anyway, it didn't do much before, and it hasn't stopped now, so it didn't take this "little thing" to heart at all.
Usually it is time to eat and drink, and the mood of the Navy is not to be separated from the heart.
But who would have thought that the navy, which had been swallowing their anger in the past, broke out into great complaints this time.
Although there has not yet been a case of naval officials or cadres who have made trouble with the high-level offices of the world government and asked the world government to give the navy an explanation, in private, they have learned to disobey the yin and yang, and use soft knives to cut meat behind their backs!
The "tools" that are usually easy to use not only became a little different this time, but also hit the bow of the boat and drenched them into a soup chicken.
This is embodied in a number of tasks that require the cooperation of the two.
For example, some seemingly friendly navies, although they smile and grin with you on the surface, when everyone is doing tasks, they will sneak up on you behind their backs, and they are so slippery that you can't grasp the handle.
And some of the navy that seem to be more upright, they really haven't given a good face the whole time, and the cold snort has not stopped from beginning to end.
Even when the connector sent by the world government makes any decision, it is even more between doubt and doubt, and choosing to judge the other party with conviction is not holding back a fart.
Although when performing the mission, it is true that he obeyed orders and listened to commands, but the eyes with [scum] written on the left eye and [scum] written on the right eye are very uncomfortable to see the personnel of the world government.
After all, although there are many shameless officials in the world government, the number of grassroots personnel with a clear conscience will only increase.
People who are still kind-hearted because they have just entered the workplace and have not had time to do anything "helpless" basically can't withstand such silent condemnation.
I think that this kind of look is more painful than looking at the knife on my body, and it is a question and roar that will make them unable to sleep peacefully when they sleep in the middle of the night.
It was as if they were going to dig their hearts and lungs all the time to see if the soul in their chests was really like the suit they were wearing, so dark that they couldn't see the light.
As a result, some delicate and sensitive people, even if they finally fall asleep, will wake up in the dark time before dawn.
The spirit suddenly lay on the bed, unable to remember the horror of the dream, and for a while only helpless, hesitant, and confused emotions, plus a little self-doubt, and resistance to the coming dawn.
[It's so torturous.] 】
Those at the grassroots level of the world government all thought so inconsistently, and were ashamed of their identity in the midst of such influence.
Although I really want to pick on it, the world government is no better than the navy, and I have never said anything about resigning.
If you get on the pirate ship and want to leave, then you can only choose the only way to defect, and then you will be happy to mention a bounty order, and become the same as the pirates, but more suppressed and pursued by the world government.
It perfectly interprets what it means to be "in a dilemma" and "involuntarily".
But the world government doesn't care about that.
These lackeys of the Tianlong people, the evil capitalists, the stinking bureaucrats, and the royal nobles who never care about human rights, have always cared only about the use value of the "tools", but never about the ideas of the "tools".
They divide everything, including the "tools" in their hands, into three, six, nine, and so on.
The type that is easy to use is regularly maintained and repaired; The ones that are not good are put in the corner to eat ashes, and left to fend for themselves;
And what about the kind of hand that hurts?
It's very simple, it doesn't matter whether the "tool" is easy to use or not, anyway, since it will backfire, then it will be ruined.
*
Although the atmosphere in the barracks suddenly became underworld, the emotions of Li Guanqi and Ji Ye gradually calmed down after a brief shock.
Even the older generation always says - the supernatural is current, thirty-six strategies, and go ahead.
But only if the place of the incident is not in our spring......
"Speaking of chess, what are our next plans?"
Ji Ye took out a gold coin from his pocket, opened the system mall and bought a second-hand board car, and stretched out his leg to point at the soldiers who fell to the ground.
"And what are these soldiers going to do? In this case, if they are left to fend for themselves like this, there is an eighty percent chance that they will end up with an accident, right? ”
"Be confident." Li Guanqi nodded and said, "It may also be ten percent." ”
After all, life is impermanent, and accidents are always nine times out of ten.
Lucky 0 qualifications, so that Li Guanqi has always been planning for the worst when he sees things.
"And with the terrifying atmosphere of the current posture, I don't think this is a copy that can be left to lie flat."
Himeba: "Then that's a problem. ”
As Li Guanqi's only accomplice, Ji Ye knew very well about the effects of the drug that Li Guanqi used before, and knew very well that kind of thing could make people sleep directly until three days later after being hit.
And Li Guanqi, who was the culprit on the side, obviously thought of this, so his expression stiffened uncontrollably, revealing a trace of weakness, but it quickly faded.
"So isn't that the intention of the cart?" Li Guanqi didn't say a word about her drugging, and carefully tricked her scheming to change the topic, "If you stack them all up and pile them together and push them away with a cart, it's very convenient to carry them with you." ”
“…… Take it with you? Ji Ye sincerely wondered, "I thought it would be good to send them outside the barracks?" ”
Li Guanqi groaned: "If the situation allows, it is indeed like that......
But if the situation does not allow it, such as encountering a wall of air or a ghost hitting the wall, then you can only carry it with you.
Li Guanqi didn't say the rest of the sentence, but Ji Ye vaguely got Li Guanqi's point.
Although Himeha was tempted to say that they probably wouldn't be so unlucky, something called the "Sixth Sense" kept telling her, "That's right, you're going to be so unlucky." ”
But the good news is that the news is good and bad.
The good news is that it is safe outside the camp.
There are birds, there are insects, there are rabbits. The ecosystem is relatively normal. It was dark, but the atmosphere was quiet and peaceful.
But the bad news is –
"We can't get out."
Ji Ye stood on the wall of the barracks, reaching out to touch the air in front of him, obviously there was nothing in front of him, but he could clearly feel the obstruction from his fingertips.
Cool to the touch and smooth...... It feels like a mirror, but it's not as fine as a mirror.
Ji Ye paused, then raised his hand and slammed it into a fist.
“————”
Strangely, there was no sound at this moment.
It's just that the originally transparent air suddenly rippled like a lake that had been thrown into the rocks, and then regained its previous calm.
"Wow, good guy, that's pretty fancy...... The legendary enchantments have all been made. ”
Li Guanqi grabbed the wall, took out a hammer from his waist, and slammed it twice as Ji Ye.
I found that the feeling of blow after the blow was not only as hard as iron, but also had its own sound closing effect.
"It's really made in, and it's powerful."
Li Guanqi couldn't make a plan, so he made another plan, and decided to burn it to see results, but he didn't expect that as soon as the flames on her side ignited, they automatically floated towards the invisible barrier without wind, and then as if they had been eaten, they were quickly taken away.
, this is the magic of Nyima!
Li Guanqi was immediately moved.
If you don't think that this ghost thing that I don't know what it belongs to "metaphysics", not "science", you have to find a way to knock off two pieces and keep them for later equipment.
After all, this thing is sturdy, and the sound is closed, and it can remove the impact force at the same time, but also resistant to high temperatures, and the protection is simply first-class!
What a rare material, it's a shame that you can't take it with you.
There is no wool for white prostitutes to pick up this, which makes Li Guanqi very disappointed.
But fortunately, since there is an enchantment, it must mean that if there is a boss in this copy, there is a high probability that it is highly targeted, but the AOE range will not be too large, as long as it is operated properly, it should be possible to avoid most of the damage by virtue of positioning.
However, it is unknown whether it is a decryption escape class or a monster killing exploration class.
Li Guanqi was still thinking about it, thinking about what to do next in the future to clear the customs safely, when a sudden change occurred.
The temperature around me plummeted in an instant, and it was summer, but the sky began to fall with snowflakes.
At some point, the temperature, which was still a little hot, suddenly turned into an uncomfortable chill.
"Get ready, watch the chess."
Taking a deep breath, Himeha jumped off the wall.
"I'm afraid tonight's hearse isn't already on the way."
It's as if to reflect Himeba's words - two goals.
In the next moment, on the street, which was obviously empty at this time, the sound of children slapping the ball was suddenly faintly heard.
Li Guanqi: "............"
It's numb, and it's a groove...... It's just a tingling scalp.