"If you are unfortunate enough to be stranded in the Great Gobi Desert or in the desert, apart from the clothes and shoes and socks you are currently carrying, you can only bring the following three items, which ones will you choose?

A, a young, beautiful, plump, obedient blonde bunny girl, all-natural, 36D, the kind that wears very little.

B. A two-year-old shepherd dog with a border collie.

C. A new mobile phone with 100% power; Warm reminder, there are a number of classic stand-alone games pre-installed, many of which are still the one that needs to be paid.

D. A mountain knife, the specific model is the Malay mountain knife type.

E. A bundle of 100 meters of rope.

F. A box of old-fashioned matches, Botou brand, and a pack of sand cigarettes.

G. A pack of compressed biscuits, scallion oil flavor, a single pack of net weight 118 grams.

H, a two-liter bottle of 82-year-old Bing Kole, a must-have product in the hot summer, who drinks who knows.

J, an axe......"

When I clicked on my mobile phone and saw the latest message received on it, not only was it not what I was expecting, but it was Hu Biao who was talking nonsense like the above.

Immediately, in annoyance and anger, he scolded fiercely:

"What do I choose? I'll choose your grandma's mouth~"

It is true that Hu Biao is uncivilized and foul language, but based on his current bad experience, it seems somewhat understandable.

Hu Biao, male, 28 years old, unmarried, more precisely, a single dog who doesn't even have a serious girlfriend, and his current occupation is a rider brother in a certain group.

As for the words before that, it was pretty powerful.

Since graduating from a certain university, Hu Biao has worked in many jobs.

For example, an insurance salesman who wears a suit and tie every day, a real estate agent, and a sales person in a four-son store; and clerks who do odd jobs for small companies.

There are also reserve cadres of a certain factory, and the small boss of a night snack stall selling fried rice noodles.

In the above many jobs, some of them have been working for more than half a year for a long time, and they have run away with a bucket for only half a month.

The reason why this is the case is not Hu Biao, who was born in the urban-rural junction of a small county, he can't bear the hardships in that work, but in a popular sentence on the Internet:

He has a bad stomach, and he really can't digest the big cake drawn by the boss.

Finally, half a year ago, Hu Biao, who came to the Qingpu area of the magic capital, spent more than 1,000 yuan to buy a second-hand electric donkey and became a glorious rider.

What does the rider's brother say about this job?

If you want to earn more than 10,000 yuan a month, it is all a list of a few dollars, and a little bit of accumulated hard money.

Fortunately, the overall victory is relatively free, and you don't have to clock in on time every day, and bear all kinds of cautions in the workplace.

Besides, all doctoral students have delivered takeaways, and they work hard to make money for their lives, which is not a shame for those who do not invest or rob.

It's just that in this world, there is no perfect job, even if there is or not delivery; This is not! Hu Biao tonight, he encountered a very heartwarming thing.

At about 2:06 a.m., Hu Biao took an order on the platform.

The content of the list is to send a scallion oil noodles and a fried bun to a place in Jinze Town, the most remote part of Qingpu, from Hu Biao's current location, all the way to a distance of more than ten kilometers.

However, this single is considered an errand, and there can be 15 yuan of income on the platform.

At that time, I was thinking that it was far away, but after running this order, Hu Biao, who had just gone back to sleep, didn't think too much, so he took it decisively.

The first half of the follow-up errand process was relatively smooth.

Even on the way to the past, the customer who placed the order added a little strange request; In addition to helping him bring him a pack of hard boxes of Huazi cigarettes, he also had to buy a tube of Ma Yinglong's hemorrhoids cream.

Listening to the tone, that guy seems to be in a hurry.

In his half-year career as a rider, Hu Biao, who has seen more strange requests than this, did not care about these additional requirements at all.

The only problem is that in this seemingly ordinary errand, Hu Biao is overconfident in his second-hand small electric donkey, which he doesn't know has been used for several years.

When it was 1.5 kilometers away from the delivery address, the little electric donkey ran out of power when it was opened.

What to do? Of course, I first threw down the little electric donkey and walked all the way over and delivered those things to my hand.

Otherwise, after the other party's return and bad reviews, his errand fees, meal expenses, money for buying Huazi cigarettes and Ma Yinglong's hemorrhoid cream, and the platform's fines will all add up to a loss of at least 200 yuan.

Doesn't it mean that most of the day has been done in vain?

So, at about two o'clock in the morning, somewhere on the edge of the magic capital Qingpu, on the deserted street, Hu Biao began to measure the road with his footsteps, and walked towards the destination with a bumpy fart.

And then, when we were seven or eight hundred meters away from the delivery point.

Hu Biao received a series of bad news from the platform, such as customer refunds due to overtime, and bad reviews.

Then, no matter how he called the customer, he hoped that the other party would really not be able to take Hua Ziyan and Ma Yinglong hemorrhoids cream, and Hu Biao, who had received these two things, found that the other party had ruthlessly turned off the phone.

Boy! He was not even given the slightest chance to save.

So, when he was in such a hurry, he suddenly received a message.

opened it with a full of surprises, but found that it was the content of the cheating father at the beginning, and started scolding the street on the spot, which seems to be quite understandable......

******

No matter how hard and bullshitty it is, life goes on.

Hu Biao, who was sitting on the edge of the road, smoked a cigarette of sand depressedly, and finally accepted his takeaway for most of the day today, which was the result of giving it away for nothing.

And the bad mood in my heart has basically been adjusted.

In a burst of scolding, he opened the takeaway box beside him, took out the scallion oil noodles and fried buns inside, and ate and drank directly with the remaining half pot of cold boiled water in the kettle.

Otherwise? These food platforms have deducted his money, and he can't waste it in vain.

Besides, he still needs to push the battery cart to the next place where it can be charged, and God knows how far he has to push it back, and he always needs a little physical reserve.

In this way, I was actually a little hungry until now, and it took me a few minutes to eat two portions of food.

After eating and drinking, his body gradually warmed up, and his mood became more peaceful; Anyway, when Hu Biao was relaxing with a cigarette after dinner, he was in the mood to remember the message he received just now.

Something like that, or something like that.

Hu Biao, who often wanders around the Internet, is not the first time he has met him; There are always people who post on the forum that this kind of assumption is equal to not choosing, and that choosing is useless and impossible to happen.

The amazing thing is that there are actually many netizens who are full of food and are in a panic, and they will always choose between the troubles.

In order to prove that their choice is more reasonable, they even sprayed other people across the network cable; The spray and the building are crooked, and it becomes a cordial greeting between each other.

Of course, after Hu Biao was full of the above things, he didn't do less.

After Hu Biao turned on his mobile phone again, he instinctively wanted to shake a wit as before, write 3 A, A, A in a row, and reply back directly with these three A's.

Isn't it just a whole life? Say it as if whoever doesn't.

But before sending out the message, Hu Biao was inexplicably serious and deleted the three 'A's that were originally typed.

It was replaced with D, G, and H, which are the three more reasonable choices of machete, compressed biscuits, and ice broad.

Hu Biao thought about it this way: among the above choices, the machete can be used for self-defense and as a tool, and the biscuit and ice can be used to satisfy the stomach and quench thirst.

If you make a fire, the environment in the Gobi Desert should be quite dry, and it should be relatively simple to drill wood for fire.

Therefore, for the above choices, Hu Biao believes that there is nothing wrong with it.

After sending the message, Hu Biao wanted to turn back with the takeaway box on his back, go to his little electric donkey first, and start a long round of cart process.

The problem is that after the next second, something that can't be explained by science suddenly happened to Hu Biao.

On the cold street, which is deserted and often takes a few minutes for a car to rush by, a string of 'crackling~' is like the sound of an old-fashioned typewriter hitting the keyboard, which is extremely strange and suddenly sounded in Hu Biao's brain.

At the same time, a string of even vague and dim square words slowly floated through Hu Biao's mind:

"The initial item selection is completed, and the selection result will take effect immediately according to the system operation rules, and the relevant trialist Hu Biao will start transmitting immediately."

In addition to all of the above, something even more frightening is happening.

That is, Hu Biao found that his entire body was rapidly disappearing; The one that starts with your feet and goes up quickly.

But in the blink of an eye, most of his legs were gone, and less than a third was left.

In this process, it is definitely based on the professional instinct of the rider brother; Hu Biao grabbed the strap of the takeaway box next to him in his hand for the first time.

Rider brother! People are in and takeaways are in, and the above operations are completely understandable.

And at the moment when the whole person disappeared completely, Hu Biao, who can be regarded as a senior lover of online literature, has already reacted to some extent.

He was basically sure that he had encountered something similar to the plot of the online text, that is, similar to the infinite stream, or these events in the heavens.

According to the relevant plot routines, this kind of thing is generally to get through it is to turn over the salted fish, and if you can't get through, the whole village will come to eat.

"Special! According to the routines in the online article, when the system pulls the strong ding, there are generally at least several people? There won't really be a sand sculpture with 3 'A's in a row, right?

After all, Bunny Girl is also Bunny, Bunny is so cute, who can refuse? ”

Before completely disappearing into this world, Hu Biao actually thought of such a little bit in his mind in the boundless nonsense......