Chapter 1: Ding! Congratulations on gaining the attention of the funeral parlor owner!

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"Sir, we are a noble community here, with the wind and the water, and the underground CBD life back garden."

"Now that housing prices are rising all over the country, as long as you buy here, it is absolutely full of appreciation space, and the price will definitely double in less than two years!"

"Please look here, sitting on the north and facing south on three sides, the two-bathroom large living room mansion, now only sells for 30,000 yuan, to ensure that you can live with peace of mind."

......

"Roll !!"

Linhai City, outside a small shop of less than 100 square meters.

Lin Rou was selling something to a middle-aged man in front of her.

After her enthusiastic introduction, the man only replied with a rolling word, and then left without looking back.

Lin Rou didn't say anything, sighed, and returned to the store.

The store has been out of business for more than half a month.

If this continues, I'm afraid I won't even be able to pay the rent this month.

The streets were full of people, but none of the right customers could be found.

Lin Rou rubbed her somewhat sore shoulders, sat on the sofa and began to think about life.

For most of the past half a month, almost every passerby she sees who looks like a customer will go up to sell business.

However, there is no business success, but it is often sprayed.

It's normal to be sprayed.

No way, who made her work a little special?

Yes.

Her job is special.

Half a year ago, Lin Rou traveled into this parallel world and inherited this funeral parlor.

Some are called fierce, some are called funeral houses, and some are called white shops.

The names are different, but they are all the same in nature, dedicated to the service of the dead.

The work is also very simple.

From the sale of funeral supplies such as urns, to the selection of feng shui treasures for burial, in short, one-stop services, and services related to the funeral industry.

As long as you give enough money, you can ensure that you will have a beautiful walk at the funeral.

This funeral parlor has been passed down for three generations, starting with her grandparents.

In this generation, Lin Rou, the only daughter, is left, and the funeral home is naturally entrusted to her.

It's a pity that the funeral industry is under great competitive pressure, and there are many limitations in itself, plus business has been sluggish over the years.

Since a year ago, the funeral parlor has been operating beyond its means, and sometimes it is impossible to even pay the utility bills.

In order to attract more customers, Lin Rou will sell to others on the roadside like she did just now.

And the "treasure land" she just promoted, sitting in the north and facing south for lighting on three sides, the feng shui is extremely good, if it wasn't for the lack of money, how could Lin Rou sell it at a low price of 30,000 yuan?

It's a pity that the middle-aged man didn't know the goods, so instead of handling the business, he scolded and turned around and left.

This made Lin Rou very disappointed.

If I don't get some business, I'm afraid I'm really going to drink the northwest wind next month.

Thinking of this, she opened the short video software on her mobile phone to see if she could pick up some business online.

In order to expand the popularity of the store.

Lin Rou registered an account on a short video platform and sent advertisements every day, thinking of using this to spread her popularity.

After opening the software, she originally thought of sending some ads to see if there were any customers who needed them.

As soon as the results were opened, the long legs of various white flowers appeared on the screen.

Appreciating beautiful women is a thing that is never limited by gender.

It's not.

Lin Rou was immersed in the videos of beauties from all walks of life on the spot, and she had long forgotten about advertising.

Happy times always go by quickly.

Before I knew it, more than half an hour had passed.

She habitually swiped her fingers upwards to see the next video.

What catches your eye is not the long legs of a beautiful woman, but a spiritual guy with an ID called "Society You Brother Yu"!

In the video.

"Society Brother Yu" was wearing a red tights printed with Wangzai's head, dyed his hair colorfully, and had a big flower arm tattooed on his hand.

He first shook his hand on the side of the road.

After shaking his hand, he rode a motorcycle with all kinds of lights and tightened the accelerator and raced on the road.

Lin Rou had heard of this kind of motorcycle.

Commonly known as ghost fire, it is the favorite of many spiritual guys, and people who ride this kind of bike are generally called ghost fire boys.

In the video, the throttle of "Society Brother Yu" is tightened to the maximum, and it is speeding as if it is not fatal.

During this period, he continued to die, such as taking selfies with his mobile phone during riding, and dangerous behaviors such as raising the front of the car.

There is also a caption below.

"The handsome ghost bombs the street, I think the handsome deduction 1!"

Seeing this, Lin Rou couldn't help but shake her head.

Racing in the wrong direction, without a helmet, and constantly making dangerous maneuvers, this is simply death.

I'm afraid that only those young people who have not yet matured their minds will think that this kind of street bombing behavior is handsome, right?

But anyone who is more mature will not think this kind of behavior is handsome, but will only feel very bad!

And from Lin Rou's point of view.

It's like this, if she dies, she won't take the order.

After all, driving at such a fast speed, once you have a car accident,

What funeral parlor would be willing to take on such a thankless job?

Shaking her head, she felt that it was too outrageous, and planned to row to the next video.

However, before she could paddle away, a voice suddenly sounded in her head.

"Ding! A suitable host is detected and the funeral system is activated! ”

After the prompt sounds.

Immediately after, another string of words appeared in front of his eyes.

"Client: Zhao Xinyu (Brother Yu of Society)"

"Introduction: The customer will blow up the street on the road at 12 o'clock in the morning tonight, and the accident rate is as high as 100%."

"Grade: C-class customers, with a 100 percent mortality rate."

"The level is not high, but the accident rate is high, the host can pay more attention and strive to receive the target order!"

After hearing the prompt and seeing this line of prompts, Lin Rou immediately reacted.

Your own system has awakened!

And it's also a funeral system related to her work.

And the system will give a hint that "Brother Yu, Society" will continue to drag racing in the early hours of tonight, and the accident rate will reach 100%.

To know.

With the speed at which he was driving, and he didn't even wear a helmet, he would almost certainly die if something happened.

There is no chance of even rescue.

Lin Rou was immediately speechless.

She has read a lot of online novels and knows that the essential golden finger for every traverser is the system.

It's just that someone else's system is either a Shenhao system or a rate of return system.

Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if there is no system, you have to be a proud son of heaven or a wealthy lady!

But what about yourself?

Funeral system, what the hell is this?

The only role is to see when others die?

Lin Rou felt speechless for a while.

But speechless is speechless, the wood is already in the boat, and it is useless to complain about it like this.

Now that you have a system like this, you must make good use of it.

Out of professional habits, Lin Rou casually typed such a line in the comment area.

"Hello sir, do you need to know about funeral services, a large number of feng shui treasures are now at a discount price, and you can enjoy a ninety-five discount if you make an appointment in advance, buy one get one free for funeral supplies, buy more and get more!"

After selling your business a bit.

Lin Rou seemed to have thought of something, and clicked on the other party's homepage again.

According to the system, the other party will have an accident in the early hours of tonight, and once the accident occurs, there is almost no chance of survival.

She also wanted to verify whether what the system was telling was true or false.

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