Chapter 572: A New Batch of Unlucky Eggs
After knocking out Shen Dahai, Hu Biao's mouth opened again and shouted at the system.
However, in view of the situation just now, this thing has a little more thought in his heart; He didn't shout at the top of his voice, but lowered his voice before shouting:
"System, you come out for me quickly, Lao Tzu is looking for you to have serious things, don't pretend to be dead."
Xu went through the Haisha Gang and Shen Dahai just now.
The anger in Hu Biao's heart when he found that gunpowder weapons could not be used had been alleviated a lot; So much so that the shouting in his mouth was too calm.
In short, under this call, the system finally responded.
Like a roundworm in Hu Biao's stomach, without waiting for the commander to speak, the cold mechanical sound of the system resounded in his head.
The question is how Hu Biao listens and how he feels that among these voices, there is a lot of unspeakable resentment:
"In this mission, the system prohibits the use of any muskets, explosive packs, grenades and all other gunpowder weapons.
This restriction is entirely due to the fact that once the restriction of gunpowder weapons is opened, this mission will not have any difficulty and meaning, no matter how high the kung fu is, I am afraid of explosives packs.
No matter how awesome these places are in Guangming Peak and Heimu Cliff, they can't stand your conscience cannon, and a guy's bombardment is not.
If that's the case, what do you think I'm trying so hard to organize tasks and what I'm trying to do? ”
Should I say it or not, the statement given by the system made Hu Biao listen to it, and he actually felt quite reasonable for a while, and he had nothing to say.
Because if they could use gunpowder weapons, they would be able to do anything like bombarding the Bright Peak, shooting and killing the Golden Wheel Dharma King indiscriminately.
In desperation, he could only shout out one sentence:
"Forget it! Lao Tzu is too lazy to bother with you; Then hurry up and release the first phase of the mission, and then teleport all the members of the Xuange Battalion team. ”
"Dear Commander, Phase 1 needs to be triggered before it can be released; However, due to the current special circumstances, the team members can teleport over first, so please ask if they need to be summoned immediately.
And in the process of summoning, the system does not guarantee a 100% teleportation success rate. ”
In a mechanical voice that was still cold, the system replied.
Hearing this, Hu Biao really couldn't cry or laugh, and at the same time, he complained in his mouth: "Even the teleporters can't be 100% successful, you are really the most comparable system I have ever seen." ”
Then, without waiting for the system to distinguish the problem of the 'basket ratio system', he said another sentence in his mouth: "Okay, let's teleport immediately~"
When he said 'teleport immediately', Hu Biao's expression was actually quite calm.
Because every time the system transmits, there are some forks, so that a few unlucky members cannot participate in the task, and everyone in the team, including Hu Biao, is psychologically prepared.
It was at this time that I was hoping that I wasn't the unlucky one.
As for how the first phase of the quest should be triggered, he didn't have the slightest worry about it; I think it has nothing to do with Wu Miaoyu and the medicine snake.
Wait until everyone in the team gathers and kills the valley in the southwest together, and just do a good job.
In a word: what beauty, medicine snake, and trigger the first stage of the system task, they all want it.
It's best to capture some masters alive and let them hand over their martial arts.
And don't know why? The system does not have the slightest objection to this point called 'basket ratio' by Hu Biao.
When a spatial distortion appeared in a clearing in front of Hu Biao, Hu Biao habitually closed his eyes.
After waiting for a second or two, Hu Biao, who opened his eyes, could find two groups of people standing clearly in front of him.
Needless to say, the group of people who were many of them were of course the official members of the Xuange Camp; What Hu Biao is interested in is how many old birds failed to teleport this time, and which ones are specific.
In response to such a point, Hu Biao looked at the group of people with few people and found that there were as many as 5 people here.
On behalf of this mission, after five old birds could not participate, they suddenly greeted the system affectionately in their hearts.
When he looked around the group of people who were crowded, and found out which people were missing who failed to participate in the mission, the greeting in his heart finally blurted out:
"System, you don't have that kind of thing when you give birth to a son~"
What makes Hu Biao so excited is because among the five people missing this time, they are Wolf Qing, Maize, Lecturer, Lao Tie, and a gust of wind.
Especially the two of them, Wolf Qing and Lao Tie, are the absolute main force in the equipment manufacturing group.
Boy! This time, the equipment manufacturing team is left with a martial artist, the only seedling of a hardware store owner.
The only thing that can comfort Hu Biao is that gunpowder weapons cannot be used this time, and the two of them, Wolf Qing and Lao Tie, will be greatly restricted in their play.
However, the most excessive point is that the instructor, the security captain of the modern plane, has not been able to teleport to the mission world for the third time in a row.
For a while, Hu Biao vaguely understood one thing: the system is not targeting this buddy.
And after receiving three such blows in a row, the lecturer is afraid that he will not continue to stay in the team because of his discouragement.
(Explain that looking for four people, such as Wolf Qing, Lao Tie, Corn, and a gust of wind, is a normal rotation, and a temporary rest for a task, so that more book friends can participate in the fun.)
'Lecturer', this root should have not read a book for a few months, and it is estimated that he has abandoned the book.
The author can understand that he wrote it well; But since I don't read books, then give up the places, after all, there are still many book friends in the queue.
In addition, if you are not in the book friend group, you may wish to 'squeak' here to let the author know that you are still there. )
"Special! System, look at what kind of you are doing~" Hu Biao's mouth scolded indignantly into the air.
Then, without too much ink, he walked straight towards the old birds.
I was going to make the situation clear quickly, and then everyone would rush to the southwest valley; Otherwise, if the ink goes down again, the first beauty in Xiangxi will meet some fast gunners, and they will all be pregnant with dolls.
What kind of medicine snake that can increase power is also put into the pot and ready to eat meat.
In this way, Hu Biao used short language to explain the situation he encountered after transmitting it, as well as the situation of coerced confession.
And in such a process, it can be regarded as five rookie netizens who have been temporarily ignored, they look at the bamboo forest in front of them and the corpses on the ground.
More importantly, they thought of their miraculous appearance here, and all the situations they had encountered before that could not be explained by science.
In a trance, I felt that it was so unreal......
*****
Rewind the time a little, that is, the five lucky selected netizens this time, or the unlucky ones, before they were teleported, an hour to ten minutes ago.
That period was inadvertently in the time that changed their entire life and destiny.
Time: 2:47 a.m.
Location: Yunnan Province, Spring City, in a tea shop.
Nan Ze sat on a mahogany Taishi chair, and explained seriously to the live broadcast room connected to the mobile phone camera in front of him, with an audience of four or five thousand people:
"Some fans and friends said that our Pu'er tea is not delicious.
Nangong is here to tell everyone that it is entirely because everyone drinks in the wrong way; Today I am here to teach you the correct way to drink Pu'er tea.
You know, our tongue has senses.
The tip of the tongue feels the sweetness, the sides feel the astringency, and the base of the tongue feels the bitterness.
So no matter how good Pu'er is, if you chew a peony like a cow, then what can you feel? It's like you kissing your daughter-in-law, a mouthful is like two people touching the skin of their mouths lightly, what happiness can you feel.
The correct way to taste tea should be like the French style, more violent and romantic, so that the tea will continue to taste in your mouth, and finally swallow it.
In this way, you can feel our tea, which is quite delicious and has a long aftertaste~"
With that, he took a sip of a cup of tea and began to taste it in his mouth, as he said.
Should I say it or not, in the above passage of Nanzawa, there is a wealth of taste knowledge involved, and it sounds like there is some scientific truth.
So much so that in the live broadcast room, many viewers who bought his tea couldn't help but doubt a little:
Is it really because of the wrong way of drinking tea, I feel that it is so unpleasant to drink in my mouth, and I misunderstood Nangong.
It's just that what they don't know is that Nan Ze put the tea in his mouth for a long time, and after finally swallowing it, there was still no reaction on his face.
But in his heart, he also scolded: "What's special! This broken tea is so bad that dogs don't drink it. ”
But when he was pretending to have an aftertaste, this thing shouted again:
"In order to repay the love of our fans, today we have specially prepared a batch of 10-year-old Pu'er tea small gold bricks; For the same price, you can go to a certain east and a certain treasure to search, and the unit price of genuine 200 grams is not lower than five figures.
But today, as a fan welfare, don't say anything about 18880 and 9998, a pound is only 2,000 yuan, and the quantity is limited, and there are only 300 orders in total, so get me on the bus immediately. ”
With an excited tone, Nan Ze shouted a sentence in his mouth.
By the way, because he talked too much, his mouth was dry, and he had to put it in his mouth again, and drank a sip of tea that was really bitter and unpleasant.
As a result, this time, the tea in his mouth squirted out immediately after that; It was sprayed all over the screen, all over the place.
For him to have such a strong reaction, it is definitely not that the tea is too unpleasant; But in a matter of seconds, a total of 300 orders of tea were all seconds.
The fundamental reason is that when the assistant was put on the shelves, the price was reduced to 200 yuan a catty, which was enough to play a zero.
This is a real mistake, not a deliberate routine like other live broadcast rooms.
But the tea was photographed in the blink of an eye, and he Nanze is also an honest merchant with a face, so he can't announce that the above orders are invalid, right?
can only accept such a loss of capital with great distress.
It is precisely because of this that he hurriedly went off the air in the following time.
After letting the assistant who was in trouble get off work first, Nan Ze lay on the Taishi chair weakly, thinking about how much he had lost by the mistake just now.
First of all, how much does that tea cost?
Those things were made of some leftovers found in the warehouse cleaning a few days ago, plus packaging, labor and courier fees for live broadcast assistants, and the cost of one pound is about 20 yuan.
Looking at it this way, tonight alone, he still earned 54,000 yuan with tears.
But Nangong doesn't think so, because for this product, making less money is equivalent to a loss.
Besides, don't look at how much he earns, but it's also quite scary in terms of consumption.
not only to support the wife and children, but also the wife's bag and the children's interest class expenses; There are so many poor young ladies in the bathing city, if he doesn't go to recharge the card, wouldn't it be pitiful.
"I still can't get good tea, not to mention the mother trees in Wuyi Mountain's big red robe, these can't be bought with money, and even the top Longjing tea in Shifeng Mountain in Hangcheng can't be obtained.
If I had these gimmicks in hand, buddy, my career would have developed a long time ago, how many poor young ladies can I sponsor. ”
With such a huge regret, Nan Ze silently complained out in his mouth.
Then at such a moment, a cold, emotionless mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his head:
"I checked out the netizens, and I had a strong desire to go to Xiangyang City in the late Southern Song Dynasty, so I immediately started to transmit.
As for the newbie perks? You kind of old SP give a bottle of hairspray, at least you can have the whole hairstyle, and go to chase the young lady in the late Southern Song Dynasty~"
"Special! I just want to get some tea, when did I say that I was going to Xiangyang City at the end of the Southern Song Dynasty~"
Instinctively, Nan Ze complained out of his mouth.
Just glanced at the door that was shut, and suddenly reacted, this is not the assistant going and returning, after joking with himself.
No matter what you want to do, it's too late.
Because his whole person has begun to disappear quickly......
At the same time, that is, Nan Ze, an unscrupulous tea profiteer, worked hard all night, and just earned 54,000 yuan with tears, and he was very depressed.
Send your assistant, that is, your brother-in-law, hurry up and get off work so as not to let yourself look upset.
In a residential area of a southern city thousands of kilometers away.
Yun Yuanhai, who yawned loudly in his mouth, reached out and touched a cigarette case in his hand, intending to put on a poisonous weed to top it and improve his spirit.
It's just that when I found that the cigarette box was already empty.
And the character in front of him was hacked to death, the screen became black and white, and a piece of equipment on his body was also exploded, after being picked up.
Suddenly, in Yun Yuanhai's mouth, he scolded fiercely: "What's the matter!" ****”
Yun Yuanhai is a game migrant worker, in many games such as Legend, Warcraft, Fantasy Journey to the West, etc., which one is more profitable, he will move bricks in it to make money.
That is, to sell in-game items, currency to make money, or to help upgrade the level, etc.
More specifically, there is the online video of the one renting a house in a cheap residential area with computers in it.
The corners of the walls are filled with wall-like instant noodle barrels, cigarette cases, and a plump sister-in-law playing with a mobile phone lies on the bed, a member of such a game studio.
Unfortunately, there are quite a few gaps between reality and video, all of which are surprisingly large.
There is no game at all, such a pile of money, and when you are about to become a dog every month, the salary is, to put it bluntly, the level of starvation and not enough to eat.
That is, when I am lucky, my income is slightly better than that of normal work, but I completely use my body to stay up all night.
With that bad schedule, he didn't even have a girlfriend, let alone a sister-in-law.
Because of the unspeakable upset in his heart, Yun Yuanhai did not have the idea of resurrecting the characters and continuing to move bricks.
From the huge ashtray, he found a relatively long cigarette butt and lit it, and while smoking, he silently thought in his heart:
"Shouldn't I change to a 9-to-5 job in the morning and no overtime?"
As a result, such an idea arose, and he denied it.
The reason is very simple, as a young person, how can you never think about getting ahead; But none of his classmates and friends at work are messing around.
The kind of life where you can see the head almost at a glance has no chance of coming out at all.
Thinking of this, perhaps under the influence of the pressure of staying up late overtime, he had a strong self-destructive urge in his heart.
"Special! It would be nice if there was a chance to cross as I said, that is, it would be better to win a game in nine deaths than to live half-dead like now. ”
It was in this situation that the mobile phone in his hand rang.
After clicking on it, it is a nonsense message:
"If you are allowed to travel to the Southern Song Dynasty now, Xiangyang City, which Guo Jing guarded, is about to face the famous Mongolian iron cavalry army.
You can choose one of the following items, and which ones will you choose:
A. Zhangqiu iron pot a bite.
Pure handmade, each pot has gone through 12 processes, 18 times of heat, tempered at a high temperature of about 1,000 degrees, and subjected to 10,000 times of forging; Quality assurance, you deserve it.
Hung on the chest, in case the sharp arrows of the Yuan soldiers can't be pierced?
B, a bottle of hairspray, a comb, and a three-piece set of leather shoe polish, see the shape of Fa Ge in the movie "God of Gamblers" for details.
Truly! The three-piece suit will not allow you to survive the charge of the Mongolian Iron Horseman, but at least it will make you look more temperamental when you die, with a hairstyle that will not be messy and leather shoes shiny.
C. A bottle of Bingkole, 2 liters of large bottle, 82 years old.
D. A box of old-fashioned matches, Botou brand, a pack of sand cigarettes.
E. A kitchen knife, a famous brand of a spring; Emphasis: Please pay attention to the correct way to use this knife, otherwise the system will not be responsible for any situation......"
In general, they are all material choices that some of the old birds of the Xuange Camp have encountered.
If they were seen by Hu Biao, just because there were no Yanmar, Gatling fireworks, and potassium nitrate fertilizer, they could be sure of one thing:
The system's determination of the difficulty of this task is not much, and it is a relatively easy task.
But Yun Yuanhai didn't know what the above piece of information represented?
Just because he had just run out of food, he hit a 'D' and replied, and then something happened that made his intestines turn green for quite a long time......
I went out during the day and delayed a little time, so I will update a chapter first, and there will be another chapter later
(End of chapter)