Although the eggplant lost consciousness, it was on the way to the hospital.

In a daze, he only felt a dazzling light shining on his body.

It seems that there is also a group of doctors in white coats talking about something.

"I'll go. This guy doesn't look strong, I didn't expect this thing to be quite big. ”

"What's the use, it's already bleeding, hurry up."

"Damn. Isn't this the husband of the e-sports circle? I didn't expect that one day I would be able to operate on my husband. ”

"Don't throw this thing away after you cut it, and make a souvenir for your husband when the time comes."

At this time, the eggplant's whole body was already out of control.

Consciousness also becomes extremely blurred.

Otherwise, when you hear such a conversation, you will definitely jump up from the hospital bed.

What's not so strong and so big?

What's the matter, it's just useless and cut it directly?

It's easy to misunderstand this, do you know?

So the first time he woke up, Eggplant subconsciously felt that some parts of his body were gone.

Sure enough, as the effect of the anesthetic wore off, a sharp pain came from under the lower abdomen.

With this burst of pain, it was obvious that Eggplant felt that something was missing from him.

Originally, he was panicked, but he looked at the old prostitute sitting next to him with a cheap smile.

Only then did the eggplant come to its senses.

After being together for so long, they have all known each other very well.

Although the old prostitute is not in a proper shape on weekdays, eggplant still believes in his character very much.

In other words, if the old prostitute really sold her waist, then the other party would definitely have run away with the money by now.

Definitely not leisurely peeling apples next to you.

Looking at the reversed and reversed expression on the eggplant's face, the prostitute teacher also felt that the other party's heart must be playing an extremely scary horror movie.

So he tapped the iron plate next to him with the fruit knife of his mobile phone, pointed to the unknown creature on it and said to the eggplant: "Eggplant, look for yourself, it's such a thing." ”

The eggplant turned his head with some difficulty and looked at the contents of the iron plate.

It's white and red, and there are some bloodshot streaks on it the size of a finger.

The shape looks like a bloodworm curled up together.

"WDNMD, what the hell is this?"

Looking at the disgusting unknown creature in front of him, Eggplant said with some doubts.

The old prostitute forced a smile and said cheaply: "This thing almost killed you, your appendix." ”

"I specially asked the doctor who performed the surgery for you to stay for you as a souvenir."

"When you're ready, you can dry it and make a specimen to hang on the wall."

"Hahaha, I can't help it."

In the end, the prostitute teacher couldn't hold back at all and began to laugh wildly.

Especially looking at the appearance of the eggplant wearing a mask of pain, the old prostitute laughed with tears.

The eggplant was a little numb.

After laughing for a while, the prostitute teacher stopped to calm down the mood of teasing the eggplant.

became a little scared and said, "Eggplant, you really saved your life this time." ”

"Do you know what the doctor said when I took you to the hospital?"

"MMP, if you come half an hour late, you may just gag."

"Don't look at appendicitis as a minor disease, but no matter how much you wait for the piercing, it will still be fatal."

"It's good that you changed your sex today, otherwise you would have kept the money to drink like before, and you might have really gotten this time."

"I may be forced to inherit your inheritance."

Speaking of this, PDD couldn't help but let out a long breath.

If today's eggplant is really picked and searched like before, I won't come to the hospital for examination.

If you really continue to insist on taking the eggplant to the crematorium to take medicine and sleep.

That could really be going to meet in the crematorium and eggplant tomorrow morning.

I can't figure out the person who is cremated by the Lord or PDD himself

Perforated appendicitis is treated like a cold.

Thinking of this, PDD was scared, but still wanted to laugh.

And the eggplant, who was lying on the bed and was extremely weak, after understanding the whole process of the matter.

Some of them said, "Old prostitute, it's time to fulfill your promise!" ”

PDD thought for a moment and subconsciously asked, "Promise?" What promise?! ”

"What kind of promise did you say, didn't you say that if I didn't have a bad cold, you would peel off the pigskin?"

After hearing Eggplant's words, the prostitute teacher pretended not to hear clearly and began to play tricks.

"Huh? What do you say? When have I ever said such a thing? ”

"Come on, come on, eat an apple, I feel like you're so weak that you're hallucinating."

Just when the eggplant wanted to continue to say something, the prostitute teacher directly stuffed the apple into the other party's mouth.

Directly plugged his mouth tightly.

But in this regard, Eggplant didn't bother to pursue it, after all, this is not the first time the old prostitute has cheated.

And most importantly, he just escaped death in the true sense of the word.

Looking back on the whole thing now, I can't help but feel a little scared.

From feeling unwell to then wondering if it was a bad cold.

and then repeatedly pulled with the prostitute teacher, every link in this was as if he himself was jumping repeatedly between life and death.

But today, as usual, he kept his money to buy wine and drink.

But today, the prostitution teacher will insist on his own ideas.

Then he really jumped into the middle of death, and was dragged away by the death scythe.

Thinking of this, the eggplant's back was cold, and fine beads of cold sweat couldn't help but appear on his forehead.

After coming back to his senses, he realized that every word and thought he had really almost made him lose this wave directly.

But now that the problem has been solved, I will definitely quit drinking in the future and never drink again.

After a moment's pause, Eggplant dragged her weak body around the room.

Then he said with some curiosity: "Huh? What about Mr. Ma? Didn't I remember that he seemed to come with me to the hospital? Did he get hit by a car? ”

In the last memory, the eggplant still has some impressions.

At that time, Mr. Ma seemed to have been hit by a car, and then his knees were covered in blood.

It's just that after hearing the eggplant's words, the prostitute teacher said very calmly while peeling apples: "It's just that I was drunk and hit by a car, but it's not a big deal, it's just some skin injuries." ”

After hearing that the person was fine, the eggplant nodded unconsciously and said, "What about Teacher Ma now?" ”

There were also some flowers and a bunch of fruit baskets next to the bed.

It must have been sent by the staff in the company.

But now he is the only one who is with PDD, and Mr. Ma is not around.

That's why Eggplant will ask the same question.