Chapter 292 lets you advertise, you set off a wedding cannon at the funeral!
The assistant was holding a small flag in his hand and had a whistle around his neck.
If it weren't for the full black suit and white gloves on her, there would be the same team behind her.
When I saw the little assistant, I thought this guy was here for a tour.
10:45。
An San's funeral procession has slowly appeared in front of everyone's eyes.
Slowly arrived at the location of the little assistant.
At this moment, everyone was very quiet, looking at the team in a solemn way.
But the little assistant looked at Ansan's urn on the convoy and said slowly.
"The quality of this box is really terrible, and it is not as good as the company."
"A person who has a very strong voice in a country is not even worthy of a good quality box?"
"This guy must have been cheated."
10:50。
At this time, the convoy with An San's urn slowly paused at the location where the little assistant was.
He began to receive the admiration and farewell of the people.
At the moment when An San's urn convoy stopped, all the lights around him lowered their heads and cried silently.
There was no other sound.
They respect Ansan very much, and they are worried about the noise to Ansan.
But at this moment, the little assistant blew a whistle on his neck.
Beep!
The whistle on the assistant's neck with a sharp whistle instantly drowned out the cries in the crowd.
After hearing this sound, fireworks went off in an instant.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
After hearing this voice, the people of Sakura were all stunned.
They were all a little out of anger.
"Who set off the wedding cannon at the funeral???"
10:55.
At this time, the Sakura people were all stupid.
Their cries have stopped at this time, and they are looking around, who is disrupting this funeral?
What the hell is going on, how can someone set off a wedding cannon at a funeral?
However, because there were so many people attending this funeral, they couldn't find it for a while, who was disrupting this funeral?
At this time, the little assistant waved the small flag in his hand in one direction with a serious face.
Then the music sounded.
Seven or eight, wearing black suits and white gloves, very heroic and burly little brothers, carrying an empty coffin,
Walking with neat steps, I walked from the other side of the street.
On the left side of the coffin is a line of large letters.
"The funeral dragon came to watch the ceremony."
There is also a large line written on the right side of the coffin.
"Black coffin carrying service is in place."
In the center of the coffin, there is also a horizontal batch:
"20% off!"
It was already 11 o'clock.
At this time, the tens of thousands of cherry blossom people who came to mourn at the scene were completely confused.
They simply don't know why this is happening.
At this time, the red flag in the assistant's hand waved again.
Four drones thumped up from behind him.
And each of these drones carries a megaphone on it.
They flew in all directions, making sure that all the people who came to pay their respects could hear the sound from the loudspeakers.
"A dragon for funeral."
"Let you walk comfortably, walk at ease."
"Cemetery Feng Shui Cremation Urn ........."
"As long as you can imagine it, there is nothing we can't do, we can meet all your needs!"
If this advertisement is in China, then it must be broadcast in Chinese.
But since they are now in the country of cherry blossoms, the sound that comes out at this time is in three languages.
One of them is the Chinese Chinese language, then the cherry blossom rain, and finally the eagle language.
These three languages, combined with this sonorous and powerful background music, completely resounded throughout the funeral scene.
If it's just that the voice on a drone is not loud enough for the people on the corner to hear.
But now there are four drones, and each of them is firmly on one foot, ensuring that the people below can clearly hear the sound inside the microphone.
At this time, because of the cherry blossoms on the scene of this farce, the people stopped crying and mourning, and chaos began.
They finally found the cause of the confusion this time, and that was the little assistant.
So tens of thousands of cherry blossom citizens all surrounded the little assistant.
These people's eyes were fixed on the little assistant.
There was a monstrous anger in their eyes.
It's just so angry!
After all, An San is a very powerful person in their country, and he is also the object of worship in the hearts of their people.
In this case, they naturally want Anzo's funeral to be beautiful and take it seriously.
But such a beautiful funeral was completely ruined by a sudden advertisement.
The people could not stop crying, and their sadness was replaced by anger.
When everyone began to look for who was the culprit of this farce, the special action of the assistant immediately attracted everyone's attention.
So all of them glared at the little assistant.
At this time, at the scene of a cherry blossom, the reporter also pointed the camera at the little assistant with a cold face.
With a fierce expression, he asked:
"What country are you from? You're not from our Sakura Country. ”
"Did you come here specifically to make trouble at the funeral of our three people?"
In the face of reporters' incessant questioning, there are tens of thousands of eyes that can almost kill people.
The little assistant, dressed in a black suit and white gloves, bowed very politely to the company's employees.
Then he said with a smile:
"I'm sorry, you may have misunderstood."
"I'm not here to cause trouble, I just want to come over and advertise."
After the little assistant finished speaking, he calmly blew the whistle on his neck again in front of the camera.
Beep!!!
In this interview screen.
At the moment when the assistant whistled, the three banners on the tree were also directly opened.
These three banners also have three translations written on them, but they all mean the same thing.
"Professional funeral services, please look for a one-stop funeral! (PS: It can be handled internationally!) )”
Everyone's ears are advertisements on loudspeakers.
Around them is also an advertisement for a strong man carrying a coffin.
And there are still three advertisements on the banners in front of me, and they are still in three languages.
Looking at the people in black suits and white gloves in front of them, the people of Sakura Country almost went crazy!
It was already 11:30.
Because of this kind of thing, the Anshan funeral scene slowly fell into chaos.
At this time, the convoy transporting the ashes had been accidentally knocked over by the crowd.