Chapter 996: Let's Go Raise Cattle Later
Time: 9:30 a.m. on the twenty-fifth day of the recuperation period.
The concubine was sitting in front of the makeup mirror, constantly rubbing her head and face, carefully grooming her hair and makeup.
In this process, because of boredom, I still glance at the mobile phone screen on the table from time to time.
Because of the content that was constantly scrolling on the screen, everyone in the official team group was in the water group early in the morning, and the chat was quite lively.
Suddenly, with a very surprised emotion, the concubine shouted in her mouth:
"Oops, old Hu! Chen Tang, a buddy who can't beat a fart with three sticks, secretly proposed to his girlfriend last night.
The girl has agreed, saying that she will get married next month or a year ago.
When the time comes, let everyone go to drink the wedding wine, it doesn't matter if people don't go, but the big red envelope must arrive. ”
Chen Tang's girlfriend naturally looks very much like the Xiu Niang he met and died in his arms in the 'Great Song Jing Kang Shame' mission.
Then in the real world, the college girl who was rescued by Chen Tang from the bandits.
Regarding this, Hu Biao naturally knew quite clearly, because the movement that came out of the toss at that time was not small.
However, in the face of the concubine's words, this thing actually just said 'um~' that was not salty, and did not reply seriously as usual.
What's even more amazing is that in the face of Hu Biao's reaction, the concubine didn't clean up the idea of this dog man, but only showed a trace of helplessness on her pretty face.
That's so because there is something special about today's situation.
In the past, because of work, if the concubine was in China, she generally lived in Jingshi City; Only on some important festivals, I go back to my parents in the magic capital to stay here for a few days.
But since I met Hu Biao and the two were together, the situation was completely different.
After returning to China, as long as he has no job and does not travel anywhere, he is basically in the magic capital and is tired of being with Hu Biao; Going home to live? Something that simply doesn't exist.
This situation was not seen by a mother's best friend until two days ago when he was eating out with Hu Biao.
Her poor old mother, only then did she know that her little leaky padded jacket returned to the magic capital at some point.
Of course, the concubine even hid her own affairs in the magic capital from her mother, and she had some unavoidable reasons, not to make a fuss.
Because as long as she is in the magic capital, she will always be arranged by her mother to go on a blind date, and she can't resist if she wants to.
This is not! Last night, the concubine received a call from her mother, telling her that she had to go to the Peace Hotel at half past eleven this morning.
Blind date with a young and promising second generation, a golden beetle son-in-law who is hard to find with a lantern in her mind.
Even my mother was on the phone, seriously explaining the concubine's time for half a day, such as tomorrow's makeup and clothing, which must be sweet and well-behaved, leaving a good impression on others.
Otherwise, when you get back, be careful of her skin.
Therefore, today there was a situation where the concubine got up early in the morning and then sat in front of the makeup mirror to toss herself, while Hu Biao was in a rather bad mood.
Joke! When the concubine is usually with him, although she often changes her clothes, changing her identity and style has brought him surprises and novelties.
But it's not that serious, specially! Now it took more than two hours for the concubine to put on makeup.
After dressing up like this, in the end, he went to see another man, not to mention, the two had to eat together and go on a blind date, anyway, when Hu Biao thought of this, he felt a little uncomfortable.
changed to a statement, that is, after the two have been together for so long, the vinegar jar of the old Hu family was finally overturned.
Tossed until about ten twenty, the concubine finally finished dressing up.
Boy! This girl added a set of pink dresses under the well-dressed makeup, and the whole person was indescribably pure, well-behaved and sweet.
If you use the words of Guifeichuan's hometown, it is really a 'good girl'.
Before going out with a bag, looking at her depressed man, the concubine spoke again to comfort her:
"Okay, okay, I'm just going out to have a polite meal with people, and I'll just deal with my mother's explanation.
When you're done eating, you'll come back, and nothing will happen; You're waiting for me at home, and you're not allowed to talk to people on the Internet, you know? ”
After hearing these words, Hu Biao nodded.
He naturally understands the above principles of the concubine, and he is enough to believe that the concubine can fulfill the guarantees in his mouth.
The key is that when I think of the concubine dressed so purely, but she eats and goes on blind dates with other masters, my heart is a little unbalanced.
This was the case until the concubine turned around, bent over, and began to put on her shoes.
Suddenly put his moving lines in the eyes of this goods, and with today's dress, he really has a different kind of novel charm and temptation.
Under jealousy, unhappiness, and inexplicable impulses.
Hu Biao's product is actually angry from his heart, and his anger is born to the side of the guts.
After rushing forward quickly, he held down the waist pole of the concubine, making it impossible to get up, and stretched out one hand to the lace skirt.
"Be good, don't make trouble, I finally put on the makeup~" The concubine said with helplessness.
A few seconds later, the girl who was a little gasping couldn't help but scold: "Hu Biao, I'm going to kill you!" If I release that pigeon today, my mother will definitely kill me~"
Like an old cow, Hu Biao, whose nostrils have become thicker:
"Don't be afraid, after this mission is over, I will go to Lao An's house to propose relatives; The commander of our Xuange battalion is not much stronger than a second-generation commander.
At that time, the old mother-in-law will only be happy, where can I remember today's events~"
When she heard the sentence 'come to the door to propose', the whole concubine seemed to be pointed.
After a while, he turned his head, looked at Hu Biao with bright eyes, and said in his mouth: "Well, I'm not going today, I'm not going anywhere~"
In the time that followed, the girl of the concubine was in high spirits.
But if you want to say that the highest mood rises, it is still Hu Biao's goods; So much so that the concubine has some impressive thoughts about this product.
Inexplicably, the concubine suddenly remembered a joke she had heard a long time ago, which was definitely old-fashioned:
One day a peasant woman accidentally lost her cattle while herding cattle.
Her man scolded: If you don't get the cow back today, Lao Tzu will kill you tonight?
A few years later, the man was critically ill, and the man on the verge of death asked: After following me for so long, what is the happiest day in your life?
Without thinking, the peasant woman blurted out a sentence: the day the cow was lost.
In this old-fashioned joke, the concubine silently complained in her heart:
"After getting married, I must be a loser; Because if Hu Biao raises cattle in the future, I must think about losing one of his cows every day......"
A few hours later, the exhausted two had fallen asleep wrapped in a quilt.
Regardless of the concubine's mobile phone, there are already dozens of missed calls and messages.
It's just that after the two fell asleep, unlike the concubine, who was like a kitten sleeping sweetly in the warm afternoon sun after eating and drinking, curled up in Hu Biao's arms and slept soundly.
Even after Hu Biao fell asleep, he still frowned tightly.
It's not that this product's waist hurts, so it's not comfortable after falling asleep; Actually, the real reason is that this thing is having a nightmare:
On the sea surface of Dadonggou, the Tianshuigou fleet led by them was fighting desperately with the Beiyang fleet.
It's a pity that under the fierce artillery fire of the little devils, their warships were sunk and destroyed one after another; Even if they hadn't sunk immediately, the ship was in flames, as if the steel around them was burning.
These people in the clan team obviously have strong individual combat effectiveness.
As long as you can successfully board the devil's battleship, you can completely hold the Thompson submachine gun and slaughter all the devils in a boat.
It's just that no matter how much they increase their horsepower, they will never be able to catch up with these devils' warships, but one after another teammates were bombarded by large-caliber naval guns, and they were bombarded to pieces.
Eventually, the battleship he was on charged all the way away from the other party's flagship cruiser Matsushima.
The distance between the two was only four or five hundred meters, and the 320 mm caliber main gun above the opponent was aimed at him, and it seemed that he was about to open fire.
With such a close proximity, there is no possibility of mismarking at all.
The battleship, which was already in a dilapidated state, could not withstand such a shot.
But just when Hu Biao was completely desperate, a familiar figure with a wet splash jumped high and hugged a string of 320 mm guns.
After recognizing the person as the concubine, Hu Biao let out a huge exclamation: "No......"
Then, Hu Biao woke up and instinctively wiped his forehead with his hand, only to find that he was in a cold sweat and wet the sheets that had just been changed.
It turned out that everything before was just a nightmare.
After a 'babbling' sound came from his ears, Hu Biao looked down and found that after he woke up and sat up, the concubine who was originally curled up in his arms.
After complaining a little, he continued to sleep.
Seeing the unprecedentedly quiet and gentle concubine in the position in front of him, Hu Biao first told himself in his heart: "Don't panic, don't panic, the baby doesn't panic, the things that dream about come in reverse, the bad ones don't work, the good ones don't work~"
Then he gently touched the concubine's hair, and solemnly swore in his mouth:
"This time, no one can hurt you until I die in battle.
Wrong! We will be able to complete this mission, and all of us will come back alive; When the time comes, go to Lao An's house to propose, and you'll be ready to unlock those zigzag potentials. ”
After the oath was finished, after a while, the concubine's unbelieving voice sounded: "How can you still do it? ”
That night, when the two were eating takeout, the radiant concubine suddenly said to Hu Biao when she thought of something:
"Lao Hu, why don't we go raise cattle in the future?"
"Cattle breeding? Okay, it's up to you. "Now I just want to sleep well after eating, and Hu Biao, who is going to die for any cultivation and training, is confused after hearing the words.
But thinking about it is not a big deal, so I agreed.
It's such a trivial matter, but the concubine seems to have suddenly got the whole world, and her face began to shine......
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Time: Twenty-seven days of recuperation.
Location: Jingshi City, Chaoyang, North Road of Workers' Stadium, a high-end nightclub called VICS, in the lobby.
Under the sound of energetic music, there is a strange smell of strong perfume mixed with the smell of alcohol and sweat.
Brother Hu, a social person, is a man in his thirties, but he feels that his inner restless emotions are like a hairy boy.
To this end, he grabbed a large glass of cold beer in front of him and poured a large sip into his mouth with a 'coo~'.
But when the cold beer was down, he noticed a boot stretched out under the table, rubbing against the back of his calf bone, intentionally or unintentionally.
The anger in his heart came up as soon as he 'poof~'.
Overall, Brother Tiger feels that today is really his lucky day; Because even if he hunts in nightclubs all year round, he doesn't know how much prey he has succeeded.
It can be said that Huan Fei Yan is thin, and there are people of all skin tones, tastes, and ages.
But such a superb prey in front of him still makes Brother Tiger feel excited for a long time, and he is also full of expectations for the follow-up show.
The target that makes Brother Tiger so excited is a beautiful little sweet girl with wavy hair and a delicate melon seed face.
It's just that such a little sweet girl, wearing a small squired suspender, makes a large piece of skin full of youthful vitality, as well as quite a lot of money, exquisite curves, and show it in front of his eyes.
Between words and actions, there is also an indescribable sultry femininity and style.
The sweet face, intertwined with this femininity and style, does not violate the harmony at all, and at the same time, it also has a unique attraction.
If it was just that, it wouldn't make Brother Tiger behave like this.
The most critical point is that a veteran like Brother Tiger can draw a joyful conclusion from the walking posture of the girl in front of him, the details of his eyebrows, and the state of his skin:
Don't look at this girl's style, it's a bit of a glamorous cigarette shop, but it's actually still a chick in essence.
If there is anything that makes Brother Tiger feel quite regretful, it is that this girl is too good at drinking.
Originally, after the initial pickup was successful, the girl who claimed to be called ANN promised to drink a little with him, and Brother Tiger wanted to get drunk with each other, and then start some follow-up shows.
But from the original cocktail, I gradually changed to foreign wine, and then I drank the current beer.
Brother Tiger, who is also a fierce player in the drinking field, feels like he is about to vomit.
The face of the ANN girl in front of her was not drunk at all; Faced with the temptation to help buy a bag, he was not moved at all.
But through some seemingly casual eyes and small movements, it makes people itch more and more.
Seeing this, Brother Tiger can only use a little means; Under his covert hint, one of his subordinates walked over and deliberately bumped the ANN girl on the shoulder.
After his subordinate quickly apologized to the girl and attracted all the attention of the other party, he quickly poured a little powder into the cup in front of ANN.
This powder, which is commonly used by tiger brothers, melts quickly after being poured into beer.
By the time ANN turned around again, there was no abnormality at all; So in the face of the tiger master's toast, ANN happily finished the beer in the cup with a glass.
It's just that after the tiger master, thinking that after the effect of the drug kicks in, ANN will inspire great enthusiasm, so as to make himself a beautiful scene.
Even that, there was a strong reaction to it.
The ANN girl decisively withdrew the boots that had been rubbing on his calf bone.
Holding a bag in his hand, he said, 'Handsome guy, I'm going home, I'll call again when I have time', and walked straight out of the nightclub with a pair of long legs.
"Want to run? Not even a window~"
Looking at the back of the one that was twisted to fly, Brother Hu's heart became more and more angry.
Although it's inconvenient for him to do it in the store, as long as he leaves the store, he can always think of some other way to take people away, anyway, it's strange that this ANN girl can run out of his palm today.
Immediately, he took several of his subordinates and hurriedly followed.
After going out, you can immediately see the other party covering his mouth and running towards a remote place with dim lights on one side; It seems to be blown by the wind, some alcohol is on the head, and the scene of wanting to vomit appears.
Brother Hu motioned to a few of his subordinates not to follow with his eyes, and walked up upside down.
As he walked, he loosened his belt beautifully.
Ten minutes later, Brother Hu's subordinates felt that something was obviously wrong; Because Brother Tiger is notoriously fast, he usually came back early, and even finished smoking a cigarette.
After glancing at each other, they walked over to each other.
Then he was horrified to see Brother Hu, with a heel of at least twelve centimeters nailed to his head, and a diamond heel on the upper of the shoe, lying there with blood on his head.
If it weren't for the fact that there were still some ups and downs between the chest and abdomen, showing that Brother Tiger was not dead, these social people would be scared and screamed.
And that girl called ANN is long gone now.
At the same time, in a position a kilometer away.
Xiaomei, the god of wealth, scolded in her mouth while playing the steering wheel: "You still want to get me drunk and drug me, I can't kill you old SP~"
That's right! ANN, who was in the nightclub just now, is actually Xiaomei.
Because of the last incident, she was designated to be unable to continue to stay in Lijiapo.
It's just that after she returned to China, she didn't go to other second- and third-tier small cities, but came to stay in Jingshi City before her cousin Guifei, and started a new life after changing her name and surname.
Shopping spree, doing beauty treatments, and having fun in nightclubs every day, life is quite exciting.
As for the danger? What danger can there be.
Not to mention her, she can be sure that at least five or six people have been secretly protecting herself, and she herself is not easy to mess with.
When she was in the nightclub before, she didn't actually drink a sip of wine, and after making all of it in one place, she poured it into the space ring on her hand, and she didn't even enter her mouth.
Under such a method, even if the tiger master dies of drinking, she will not be able to drive drunk at all.
In this way, after almost a crazy day of playing outside, Xiaomei finally went home to sleep satisfied.
After thinking of Brother Tiger's reaction, he would definitely frantically call the cousin he left behind, and that scene made this girl laugh out loud......
(End of chapter)