The clown is me 5

If it's a little worse, I just don't know if there will be any accidents in this town without the mayor.

"Xiao Su, you follow me, don't let that alien hurt you!" The mayor of the town now had a preconceived belief that there was something unusual in the house, and pulled out a long knife from his waist, extremely cautious.

Su Man nodded absentmindedly, her peripheral vision could already see the shadow of the fluttering tentacles reflected on the wall! It's her parents, but haven't those two needles brought her parents down?

The mayor had his back to the wall, or he would have seen it when he turned his head.

The mayor didn't know anything at all, and the closer he got to the kitchen door, the louder the movement inside became, and the more cautious the mayor became.

In the next second, the mayor kicked open the hidden door, "Xiao Su, you have hidden... Uh.."

He shouted, and was slammed on the head by an oncoming rice bowl, smashing the rest of his words back into his stomach.

And Su Man was even quicker to put the sedative into the back of the mayor's neck at that moment, without attracting anyone's attention.

It happened between lightning and flint, and by the time the eyes conveyed the signals to the brain, it was already too late.

For a moment, the kitchen was instantly quiet.

It wasn't Suman's parents who were in the kitchen.

A few of the boys made an attacking appearance with bowls in their hands and fixed on that side, looking at the mayor who was about to faint, and a look of emptiness appeared on their faces.

There were also two people who were crawling through the open window, and for a moment they saw that this scene was also fixed in place.

"This bowl, a little strong, I... Xiao Su, I'm going to faint!

You, you go tell their parents! When I woke up, no.. It's not over. ”

Before the mayor could finish his words, he rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with a thud.

“...”

Since this pot is buckled on those stinky boys who broke into her house, she doesn't have to worry.

And what she mistook for a tentacle was nothing more than the leaves of a pot of green plants placed on the refrigerator.

There is no risk of exposure, and she has the heart to clean up these boys.

She leaned against the door frame and crossed her arms to look at the uninvited guests who were frozen in place, "What are you doing?" ”

She has the impression that these people are the ones who scolded their family as fools at the door of her house before.

The leader is still the boy who was smashed in the head by her and pulled home by his mother.

"Why didn't you say Mayor Mare was at your house?!" That stinky boy even sued the wicked first, "I'll tell you, my bull power has never been broken by a fool!" ”

He went home and thought about it, but he couldn't swallow this breath, so he found a friend to retaliate, but he didn't expect to beat the mayor down.

"You're not allowed to go to my parents, did you hear that?"

He was a fierce threat.

Several other people also followed the threat, "Yes, we are not allowed to tell our parents about this, do you know?" ”

Niu Li even dropped a bowl and frightened: "The mayor woke up after a while, and said that you did it, do you know?!" ”

The mayor of the town is old and a little confused, and if they all say so, they will be fooled.

The problem now is Suman, as long as Suman is a fool threatened.

It's just that I didn't expect Su Man to laugh when he heard their words.

"I'm sorry, I don't agree." She smiled, as if she had taken them all for a joke.

"Whoever asks for your opinion, fool, I tell you, if you don't agree, I'll let them beat you to death!" Niu Li pointed at his little henchmen, he thought Su Man would be afraid.

But Suman still smiled, only this time, she stood up straight, pinched her fingers, and thought about her joints, especially like that.

Niu Li This is the first time to have a head-on conflict with Su Man, in the past he scolded her, she would not pay attention to him, he couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, he was bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, Su Man became hard, he was uneasy, "What do you want to do?" ”

"you!" Su Man put down this sentence with a smile, rushed out quickly, and beat a group of people to the ground with three strikes and five divisions.

Especially the leading Niu Li, she greeted him extraordinarily, and simply beat him into a pig's head that his father didn't recognize.

In fact, if Niu Li and them were united, they would not have been beaten so badly, the main reason is that before this, they themselves had not experienced any major events, and the worst thing they did was to scold people from a distance, and now Su Man resisted, but they were all scared down.

This fighting spirit is gone, and there is only the share of being beaten.

Su Man clapped his hands, exhaled, and warned: "Niu Li, if you dare to call me a fool again, it will be as simple as beating you." ”

Niu Li was frightened, and saw that she raised her fist again and nodded again and again.

"Also, the thing that beat you up has nothing to do with me, you were injured in your own fight, do you know?"

Suman didn't want to make trouble for himself.

Niu Li also nodded, "Then can we go?" ”

He just wants to leave Su Man's house quickly, what he regrets most now is that he had his head pumped and came to Su Man's house to find trouble, he just didn't expect that the fool in his eyes could fight so well, and no one told him.

"Let's go? Of course, you can go, and you have to take the mayor to your parents! On the back! ”

Niu Li made a face bitterly, and reluctantly walked outside with a few friends carrying the mayor on his back.

"You wait for me outside first, and I'll go out in a moment." Su Man thought about it, but still went to the door and glanced at her parents again, fortunately, the two of them were still sleeping there with peace of mind, but the sleeping appearance was not very good, those tentacles like octopuses were attached to the wall, as if weaving a big net, people couldn't get in at all, and I don't know if it was her illusion, she always felt that their size seemed to have increased.

But for now, she is still very well-behaved, and she has to take advantage of this time to solve the mayor's problem quickly.

went downstairs and carefully locked the doors and windows, and she and Niu Li met.

It's just that there is a disagreement on the question of whose house to take the mayor to, Niu Li doesn't want his parents to know about it, and the others don't want to think about it, and they have chills when they think of their parents' terrible crazy scene.

The eyes of several people looked pitifully at Su Man again.

But Su Man was unmoved, "Niu Lijia." ”

Niu Li's entire shoulder collapsed.

And the rest of the people, their expressions immediately came alive, and they were all energetic with the mayor on their backs, for fear that Su Man would regret it, and it didn't take long for the mayor to send the mayor to Niu Li's house briskly.

"Oh, who beat my son like this?!" Niu Li's mother opened the door and saw that her son was beaten into a pig's head, and she was angry and distressed.

Niu Li's tears swirled, but in the next second, his mother saw the mayor again, and immediately gave up on him and greeted him, "Oh, my God, what's wrong with the mayor?" Did you meet an alien?! ”