Chapter 187: As a cook, I carry a rag and a sack with me, which makes sense, doesn't it?
"Please, please let me join your family."
The white-haired boy bowed ninety degrees and said to the orc in front of him.
"Come back when you're stronger!"
The tall orc impatiently pushed the white-haired boy away and staggered him directly.
"Please!"
"Get out of here!"
The orcs pushed him out of the clan gathering and closed the door.
The white-haired boy walked back to the street dejectedly, but soon lifted his spirits again, if one family fails, then he will go to the next one, there is always a family who originally intended to take him in, he will definitely have a beautiful encounter in the dungeon!
An hour later, the white-haired boy squatted on the street and drew circles, there was no way, he didn't have a lot of flesh on his body, and his grade was too small, no one wanted him at all.
"Isn't this Kirito? What are you doing in the street? ”
Behind him, Guan Gu Magic and Tang Youyou are holding hands and shopping, since becoming the ancestor of the world's protozoan practice in "Pitch Black Bullet", Optics Valley Magic is no longer short of money, isn't it just traveling in various worlds? He didn't lack that bit of luck coins.
The white-haired boy continued to squat on his body and draw circles, and Guan Gu couldn't help but step forward and push him: "Kirito, what are you drawing on the ground?" ”
The white-haired young man raised his head blankly: "This senior, you call me?" ”
"Of course I called you." Guan Gu magically touched his chin, looked at 'Kirito', and felt that something was wrong with this guy, why did this guy squat on the road alone, could it be ......
Accidentally your girlfriend?
Thinking of it, the corners of Guan Gu's magical mouth hooked, wow, Kirito, Kirito, you also have today, I think at the beginning, you and Asuna showed affection in front of me for three days, and now it's okay, it's overturned!
"What, you had a fight with your girlfriend?" Guan Gu sighed magically, pulled Tang Youyou over by the way, and said with a little smugness: "By the way, this is my girlfriend, Tang Youyou." ”
Hold back, can't laugh, it's time for Guan Gu's magical revenge, I'm going to show off Kirito here today!
"Hello, I'm Tang Youyou, we've met before, but at that time I hadn't decided on a relationship with Guan Gu." Tang Youyou waved his hand at 'Kirito'.
"No, you recognized the wrong person!" The white-haired boy was stunned at first, and hurriedly explained.
"Sooga Soaga!" Guan Gu also squatted down, grabbed the shoulders of 'Kirito', and explained with the appearance of a big brother: "Did Asuna-chan think that you were black and a little gloomy, and you went to dye your white hair?" ”
"I was born with it."
"Haha, how can anyone be born with gray hair, it won't be premature aging." Sekiya laughed magically.
"Why is no one born with gray hair, look at that person, he is also gray hair!" The white-haired boy pointed to an adventurer walking by, with white hair on top like him.
Guan Gu was speechless: "They are NPCs, so they are different from us." ”
"NPC, what's that, no, I told you, I'm not someone you know, you recognize the wrong person."
"Kirito,You're boring.,Isn't it just a lovelorn.,How can it be like amnesia.,Don't escape from reality!" Sekiya Miraculous has begun to make up for the fact that Kirito was dumped by Asuna and decided to forget everything and start again.
"I know this, medically it seems to be called selective amnesia!" Tang Youyou raised his hand and said, "I mentioned it in a TV series before. ”
"What, it's true!" Guan Gu was shocked: "There is still this kind of amnesia!" ”
"I don't have amnesia, my name is Bell Cloney, you really recognize the wrong person!" The white-haired boy wanted to cry without tears.
"No, Kirito, you have to get off the line quickly!" Guan Gu said worriedly: "You have to go to the hospital now." ”
"Downline, what's downline?"
Tang Youyou also hurriedly said: "Oh no, because of amnesia, he can't tell the difference between reality and games!" ”
"Quick, hurry up and contact a friend in Japan, by the way, I'll send a message to Asuna to talk to you." Guan Gu Magic hurriedly sent a message to Asuna in the void, and then looked at Tang Youyou with a strange expression: "She said that Kirito is by his side." ”
"Is it an excuse that you didn't tell her about the seriousness of the problem?"
"She said Kirito's always been there for her."
"That might be what she thought we were lying to him together."
The white-haired young man bent over, quietly pushed the magic arm of the valley, and bent down to crawl forward, these two people seemed to be a little abnormal in their brains, so it was better not to provoke them.
"Oh no, he's going to run!" Tang Youyou shouted.
Guan Gu magically heard that a hungry tiger pounced on food, and directly threw the white-haired boy to the ground, and then found a rope and tied the white-haired boy to a strong knot.
Ah, you ask him why he has a rope?
As a chef, he carries a rope with him, which makes sense, doesn't it?
"Help! Kidnapped! Help me! Abducted! The white-haired boy writhed like a maggot and screamed.
Guan Gu magically picked up the white-haired young man, put it on his shoulder, and said to Tang Youyou: "Bring this guy back to the clan first, and wait for Asuna to come back." ”
At this moment, a strong man wearing a mask stopped him: "Please stop your rude behavior!" ”
He was a member of the Ganesar clan and assumed the responsibilities of the sheriff of the city, and most of the Ganesar clan were gentle and respected.
"We are the same race, cannibals." Tang Youyou jumped over, pointed to his eyes and explained, "Look, our eyes are all red. ”
The strong man looked at the eyes of the white-haired young man, then at the eyes of Guan Gu Magic and Tang Youyou, and nodded, it seems that the cannibals are indeed red-eyed.
"No, I'm not a cannibal! I'm human! ”
The white-haired boy struggled desperately, cannibal, the name sounds terrible, they don't want to catch themselves back and eat them, right?
Thinking of this, the boy was already in tears, grandpa, didn't you say that Eulari still has cannibals!
"This ......"
The strong man saw that the young man was crying so sadly, and felt that it was better for him to take care of it.
Tang Youyou leaned over to the strong man and whispered: "He is out of love, and he can't think about it, we are enlightening him." ”
Is the cannibal's way of enlightenment so hardcore?
The strong man looked at the young man who was tied up as maggots, and finally felt that this was an internal matter of the cannibals, and it was difficult for an outsider to interfere, so he could only say: "Then if you move a little quieter, it will not affect others, and those who don't know think that you are kidnapping." ”
"No problem!" Guan Gu took out another rag and stuffed it into the white-haired boy's mouth, then took out a sack and stuffed it in.
"Mmmm......mmmm
The sack kept shaking.
"Uh, why do you have all these things on you?"
The strong man finally couldn't help but ask, no matter how you look at these things, they are all necessary props for tying tickets!
Guan Gu said as a matter of course: "As a chef, I carry a rag and a sack with me, which makes sense, isn't it?" ”
Brawny:......
"Where is it reasonable!"
"You see, when I catch my prey, I need to tie it with a rope, put it in a sack, take it home to make a meal, and finally wash the dishes with a rag, right?"
Guan Gu magically began to reason with this strong man and lay out the facts.
"This seems to make a lot of sense!" The strong man touched his own head, so it is indeed reasonable, the premise is that this chef is a hunter, and the cannibals, as if they were born hunters, I heard that they planned to eat monsters at first.
In the end, the strong man looked at Guan Gu Magic and Tang Youyou who had left, nodded with satisfaction, and felt that he had once again contributed to the peace of Olali......