Chapter 206: You Apologize to the Dogs All Over the World!
The symptoms of secondary two diseases rarely break out in the Chinese region, at least, it is difficult to break out in crowded places, on the one hand, because of cultural reasons, and on the other hand, parents are likely to think that their children are crazy and will take them to the hospital.
So it was difficult for Liu Xing and Xia Xue to understand the interaction of this strange couple, and they felt that their brain circuits were very strange.
"Well, I want to find a girlfriend too." Liu Xing couldn't help but say what was in his heart.
Because the surrounding area was brutally wiped out by the player, except for the protosagulars that they had just killed, they walked for a long time and didn't see a single aragonoid.
"Wait until you're 16." Xia Xue held a long sword and looked around vigilantly, compared to Liu Xing, who had no heart and lungs, the appearance of the protosagulars just now scared her, so that she still has a psychological shadow.
"When I'm 16, you're going to introduce me to a girlfriend?" Liu Xing was pleasantly surprised that he will be 16 years old next year.
"No, when you're 16 years old, you'll be in your third year of high school, and you won't have time to think about your girlfriend."
Reasonable, convincing, Liu Xing instantly imagined what kind of ordeal he would go through when preparing for the college entrance examination, after all, he was a scumbag!
Soso......
The four of them immediately looked into the bushes, and two huge spiders came out of it, and the pair of scarlet compound eyes stared at the four of them tightly.
Grunt! X4!
In the end, it was just a child, the four little ghosts turned around and ran, crying and shouting to their mother: "Help!" ”
However, where two legs could run more than eight legs, the spider caught up in a blink of an eye, and the four of them surrounded them.
"Stop!"
At that moment, a metal rod fell from the sky and smashed into the head of one spider monster, smashing its entire head to pieces, and then a black figure followed, picking up the metal rod and blocking the long legs of the other spider monster.
Boom!
The man took a step back, then slammed a sliding shovel into the spider monster's abdomen.
With a heavy blow to the abdomen, the spider monster screamed and hurriedly retreated, but the man had already come behind the spider monster, and with a flying pounce, jumped on the spider monster's back, and then smashed the spider monster to death with a stick.
"Whew!" The man took a few breaths and calmed his breath, then looked at the four of them and smiled: "Are you all right?" ”
The frightened four people came back to their senses and looked at the man, only to see that the man was wearing a black tights and holding a metal rod in his hand, but this metal stick has a strange shape, a bit like a bone stick, and then look at the appearance, well, a little obscene.
"Malala?"
Liu Xing asked tentatively, this kind of temperament, he had the impression that only one person had it.
"Liu Xing?"
Malala, who was above the [Roaring Sky Dog], also looked at Liu Xing for a while, and then reacted, and instantly remembered the unbearable past.
At that time, he was still very young, dreaming of fighting the sword, so he put on his guitar and took a trip to go, from the countryside to the city, and suffered from the eyes of others, but he still insisted on the dream of singing, and refused to admit defeat, he vowed to make all those who looked down on him bend down and bow to him.
Heaven has paid off, and after his unremitting efforts, he finally succeeded!
Everyone who gave him money, would bend down and put the change on his broken bowl.
That's right, he became a beggar.
Reality slapped him hard, singing out of tune, playing the guitar out of tune, and still wanting to be popular?
You think you're a surpassing sister!
People surpass his sister and are still good-looking, but he looks strange.
The last thing is very simple, he was found by relatives and temporarily lived in Liu Xing's house, originally he wanted to fool Liu Xing 800 yuan as running funds, but he was caught by his father who came back, and he could only go home obediently to farm.
"It's really you!" Liu Xing was not polite at all, looking like a good brother, and said strangely: "What's the matter with your dress?" ”
Malala was puzzled: "You don't know? ”
The four of them shook their heads in unison.
"Sima Heavy Industries also has a loan business, which can buy a reinforcing agent and metal protective clothing on credit, and even buy firearms on credit." Malala explained.
"So good?" Liu Xing immediately felt that this Sima Heavy Industry was a good company.
"Where's the good, nine out and ten in, and every day because of one percent interest."
Malala pouted, after several years of social beatings and his father's beatings, he has matured a lot, and he is no longer the second middle school boy.
"Ah, isn't this usury?" Liu Xing immediately looked at the machete in his hand, this thing seems to be quite expensive.
"It doesn't matter, as long as we kill a hundred proto-intestinal creatures, we can get a metal weapon, and then we can sell it to Sima Heavy Industries." Malala explained.
Xia Xue calculated, according to Malala's combat effectiveness, it is not difficult to kill a hundred protozoa in two days, and it can almost be repaid in a week, plus the luck coins obtained by killing protozoa, it is indeed quite cost-effective, after all, with the player's tabula rasa physical fitness, it is very difficult to kill protosagulars.
"And what's the matter with your bone stick?"
Liu Xing pointed to Malala's weapon, his expression was strange, he had never seen such a strange weapon.
"Look!"
Saying this, Malala couldn't help but get proud, picked up the metal rod, and stretched it out into the jungle.
Whew!
A strange sound sounded, and Malala pulled out a metal rod, and at the top of the metal rod, a vicious dog was biting the metal rod.
( ̄△ ̄; ( ̄△ ̄; ( ̄△ ̄; ( ̄△ ̄; )
Everyone watched in bewilderment as Malala picked up the stick and slammed it on the ground, screaming the vicious dog, pulling out the stick, and then beating it to death with another stick.
"You live in the city, you don't know how attractive bones are to dogs, in the countryside, as long as you throw bones there, dogs will pounce on them, so I built this bone stick and when I have money, I plan to paint it the same color as the bones." Malala explained.
"I see!" Little Bird You Liuhua suddenly realized: "No wonder that dog wants to bite my jet-black Zex Primitive Type III.!" ”
"How is that possible!" Yuta Tomigashi couldn't help but complain: "It's just a coincidence!" ”
The little bird You Liuhua naturally didn't believe it, so he took out a folding umbrella and went deep into the grass.
Three minutes later......
Six minutes later......
Nine minutes later......
"You don't look like bones, so it doesn't work." Malala analyzed: "Believe me, as long as you see the shape of the bone, the dog will pounce. ”
"How is it possible, you apologize to me to the dogs all over the world!"
Xia Xue was so angry that she wanted to hit someone, but she always felt that the members of this team were not in normal brains.
Wait, why did Malala join them so naturally?
Before Xia Xue's doubts could be solved, in order to prove that she was not lying, Malala picked up the metal rod again and went deep into the grass.
"Hmph, if a stupid dog bites this thing this time, I'll bite it too!" Xia Xue snorted coldly and set up a flag.
Whew!