There was such a poignant love story a long time ago where a girl made Coke chicken wings for a boy, and the boy tasted them and said, "It's delicious!" ”

The girl also tasted it: "Liar! Not cooked at all!! ”

The boy said gently, "Little fool, I think everything you do is delicious." ”

The girl smiled happily.

A few days later, the boy and girl died of bird flu......

It's not that weirdos can't be eaten, not to mention Saitama, an unknown creature, three days and two heads to find weirdos as ingredients, in the original plot, Sonic once made weird cells into Western food, and served them with red wine, chewed them slowly...... Diarrhea.

So it's obvious that this couple, who only cares about showing affection, has chicken wings in their hands that are not cooked at all!

"Haha, how dare you call this a superhero?"

Looking at the Justice League Square where blood was splattered on the spot, two men in vests crossed their arms and laughed, and behind them, there was a group of strangely dressed people.

"Strange, why aren't there any kills?"

The players ignore them, and for the player, the NPC without a task is Passerby A, unless the passerby is good-looking.

"I heard that these two weirdos were changed by Ben Sekiya and her girlfriend." Someone said.

The players immediately realized that it was the little prince of the cod, no wonder it would mutate, the old traditional arts, and the guy used to experiment with himself and became a protosalt.

It's just that players become monsters and not only can't control themselves, they become walking dead, and other people don't have luck coins after killing, so as long as they are not stupid, they won't do it.

"I don't think it's okay to become red-eyed, but it's a little unbearable to become a monster like this."

Some players shook their heads, this thing is uglier than zombies, if the next upgrade stage is this kind of transformation, killing them will not be strengthened.

"Damn, I'm talking to you!"

"I heard that those hero associations also have their own hero names, or we will give ourselves one."

"That's a good idea, how about you call me super handsome?"

"Get out!"

The Vest Tiger and the Vest Black Hole are furious, this time, they represent the heroes of the Hero Guild, and they want to stop the players from robbing monsters.

"Isn't it good for us to do that?"

With a green helmet on his head, a giant windscreen on his face, and a retro bicycle by his side, the unlicensed rider grumbled.

If Saitama is a hero who comes to fruition, the undocumented knight is a hero who has strong beliefs, and although he does not have extraordinary strength, he still works hard every day for the justice in his heart.

Other C-rank heroes find players because players rob them of the weirdos, while the purpose of the undocumented knights is to see if this Justice League is as they advertise, not asking for anything in return, just to destroy the weirdos.

"Boom!"

The player's ignorance finally angered the Vest Black Hole, and he clenched his fist and slammed it on the ground with a loud bang.

Although he is a B-level hero, this time the vest tiger, who is also a vest gang, invited him over in order to increase his momentum, not to mention, although the B-level hero will not be removed, but he also speaks by performance, and B-level heroes like him, who only pick weak and soft persimmons, have also been greatly affected recently.

"I say, have you made enough trouble?"

Looking at the players who had quieted down, the vest black hole felt that his blow must have suppressed this group of rich second generations, and put his slightly numb right hand behind his back, and then said indifferently: "I'm here to inform you, don't play hero games, hurry up and go home to be your rich second generation!" ”

The players blinked, when did we become the second generation of rich, has my dad really been lying to me, our family is actually very rich, the entire rental house is actually our family, my parents go to work every day to go for a walk, and every time I go to the door, I actually go to collect rent?

"Who is this guy, is he here to smash the field?"

"Can you brush him?"

"Fei Ye, Fei Ye, someone has smashed the field!"

Players looked at this mentally retarded NPC who could hammer their hands on the ground, and felt that it was better not to deal with the mentally retarded, so they decisively decided to let Hu Yifei go.

Although it's a bit strange to say this, but compared to other players who like to fight monsters, Hu Yifei is more keen on PK with others, if this new copy makes the strength of all players sealed, other players will be dissatisfied, but Hu Yifei is an exception, because Hu Yifei She prefers this kind of technical PK.

Hearing the call of the players, Hu Yifei, who was handing in the Justice League, appeared in front of the players with Zeng Xiaoxian, who was reluctant to do so, glanced at the two leading guys, and asked, "You two, who will come first?" ”

Seeing that the matter might turn into a brawl, the undocumented knight stepped forward and explained, "We're not here to provoke, but just want to say that if you keep hunting weirdos like this, it will cause many of our C-rank heroes to be removed from the Hero Association." ”

The Black Hole Vest and the Black Tiger Vest snorted coldly, but they didn't have a seizure, although the unlicensed knight has average strength, he is quite prestigious among C-level heroes and even B-level heroes, and many heroes who have just joined the Hero Association have been taken care of by him.

And there are already a lot of reporters around to shoot this side, so they have no excuse to attack unless the other side provokes.

"What does it matter to us that you remove your name?"

Hu Yifei was stunned, this pot was inexplicable.

The Undocumented Knight explains: "C-rank heroes will be expelled if they don't contribute in a week......"

In fact, the main job of C-level heroes is to punish thieves or thieves, but some relatively weak wolf-level weirdos, they can also solve them, and once these weirdos are solved, then they can be promoted to B-level again, and they no longer have to worry about the reason for being removed from the Hero Association.

"When you are a hero, you can still get a salary?"

Hu Yifei was shocked, is this okay?

No wonder when Lu Ziqiao said that they would eliminate the weirdos for free, those reporters looked confused.

"Zhanbo, put a TV in the Justice League hall, we know too little about this world."

Hu Yifei sent a message to Lu Zhanbo, before the players only cared about farming monsters, and didn't pay attention to the human groups in this world at all, if it weren't for that group of reporters running over, players would probably be able to play stand-alone like Saitama all the time.

"If you continue like this, our income will be reduced, and we will even be removed from the Hero Association." The undocumented knight explained.

Zeng Xiaoxian slapped Hu Yifei away and grabbed his collar, straightened his clothes, and looked at the cuckold NPC with a strange expression: "Brother, don't you think your head is a little heavy?" ”

The topic was a bit off, but the unlicensed knight replied, "I don't think so, and my helmet protects my head from injury." ”

The culture is different, which caused Zeng Xiaoxian to be unable to explain to this brother why he felt heavy with this thing, after all, he had also been, ahem.

"A true hero should stand up in times of crisis, not care about gains and losses, such a person is not a hero, but just an opportunist."

Xu is remembered the past that was unbearable, Zeng Xiaoxian looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, his face was full of solemnity, he decided, he would refuse Laura's reunion tomorrow and be an iron-blooded real man!

The unlicensed knight's tiger body was shocked, as if he had been empowered, and he excitedly shook Zeng Xiaoxian's hand: "You are right, this is the real hero!" ”

"Brother!"

"Brother!"

The two cuckold men were two heroes who immediately sympathized with each other, and there was warm applause around them, and even left tears of excitement, they are real heroes!

Hu Yifei: What happened, didn't you say that you want a real PK?

Black Household Vest, Black Hole Vest: What happened, didn't you come to find fault?