Chapter 373: Wukong is a Huaguo Mountain Monkey, not a Northeast Monkey
[Main Quest: Survive for 30 days]
[Reward: 1000 Luck Coins]
[Side Mission 2: Rescue Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk]
[Reward: 100,000 Qi Luck Coins]
[Side Mission 3: Destroy Chechi City]
[Reward: 500,000 Gas Coins]
[Side quest 4: Help Tang Seng make trouble in the Heavenly Palace]
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Everyone ignores the main quest, this thing is like a joke, no one is stupid enough to stay in a one-off quest for 30 days, and God knows how many events will be missed after 30 days.
But side quest 4, what kind of trouble is it to help Tang Sanzang make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, which Tang monk is this, is the road so wild?
"Shache City, is there such a place in "Journey to the West"? I only remember that there was a car Chi Guo. ”
Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head, he knew where the country of Shache was, it was a country on the ancient Silk Road, which had long disappeared into history, but coincidentally, he happened to have a double master's degree in history and philosophy, and even knew that the country of Shache had become a county of Shache.
"And don't say where Tang Seng is, where can we go to find Tang Seng!"
After complaining, he started the basic routine of the traverser, looking for someone to ask where this is.
The place where the people descended was a forest, and there was a stream next to it, and according to previous experience, it should be possible to find the characters in this vicinity.
"Help! There are youkai! ”
"Don't eat me!"
"The monster is coming, run!"
Before Tang Seng was found, he heard a cry for help from the front, and everyone's eyes lit up, monster, this is a walking luck coin!
With a few breaths, the source of the sound appeared, and he didn't care about the people who escaped, and looked straight at the monster.
"Listen, this territory belongs to our monsters, you humans feel like fuck me off!"
"Woo,, or I'll eat you!"
"Boss Red Boy, he seems to have been stunned by you."
I saw a group of monsters with fierce faces armed with large knives waving their teeth and claws at the humans dressed in exotic styles, and then kicked over their tent and threw out the pots and pans inside, the scene was extremely violent...... But not bloody at all!
Speaking of which, players are familiar with this picture, because Hong Xing's gang also did the same thing when they grabbed territory with NPCs.
But the question is, you're monsters, what kind of trouble is this mixed society!
Looking at the monsters with white names, the four of them felt very unlucky, but considering that they still had to ask for directions, Luo Puyin stepped forward and made a Buddha ceremony: "Amitabha, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the eastern land, and went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures. ”
"How did this guy become so serious?"
Heipi secretly asked Li Chenggong, this guy was not so honest when he teased them before.
"Are you stupid, honest Tang Seng is more popular with female monsters."
Zeng Xiaoxian pursed his lips and saw through Luo Puyin's thoughts at a glance.
The monsters who were smashing and looting suddenly paused and looked at Luo Puyin.
Dressed in a big red robe, holding a golden Zen staff, it looks like a monk at a glance, and then look at a certain plane head next to it, slot, this product shouldn't be fake, right?
The red-clothed pro-Nian who was the leader forked his waist and said: "You said that you said Tang Seng? ”
"That's right, in the Lower Tang Sanzang, this is my apprentice Sun Wukong, Zhu Wujing, and Sha Monk."
A certain nose: ......
He finally couldn't help but step forward, and also made a Buddhist salute to Luo Puyin: "This donor, it's okay if you pretend to be our Journey to the West to learn scriptures, after all, everyone is for world peace, but you, the Monkey King, are you too ugly, although my Wukong is not as handsome as me, and he has dyed red hair, his appearance is still online." ”
"Don't stop me, I'm going to kill him!"
Heipi was about to cut the goods in front of him with a watermelon knife in his hand, but he was hugged by Li Chenggong: "Calm down, calm down, you have to deduct the luck coins when he dies!" ”
"I don't care, I must kill him today!"
The head of the plane looked at Heipi with some reproach: "This donor, you are wrong again, my Wukong never says such things, he will only say that I will kill him, Wukong is a monkey in Huaguo Mountain, not a monkey in the Northeast." ”
"What the hell am I ......"
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was on the side, found a blind spot and said in amazement: "My Wukong? You say you said Tang Sanzang? ”
The head of the plane smiled slightly: "That's right, it's Tang Seng Tang Xuanzang below." ”
Zeng Xiaoxian: ......
He couldn't help but ask the monsters on the side, pointing to the head of the plane and Luo Puyin: "Who do you say is like Tang Seng." ”
The monsters looked at Luo Puyin, then at the head of the plane, and finally pointed at Luo Puyin.
The red boy patted the shoulder of the head of the plane and said with emotion: "Tang San, although your role is very successful, and your words are full of love, but your appearance really doesn't look like a high-ranking monk, you are too handsome." ”
Luo Puyin: ......
"Don't stop me, I'm going to kill him!"
Zeng Xiaoxian hugged Luo Puyin and said bitterly: "Calm down, calm down, you have to deduct the luck coins when he dies!" ”
"I don't care, I must kill him today!"
The scene was very embarrassing for a while, and the Tang monks on both sides were extremely inconsistent with the image of the enlightened monks in their hearts, but the red boy finally said: "It doesn't matter who Tang Seng is, can't you just eat together?" ”
Well-founded and convincing.
"Eat us? Have you forgotten about me, Monkey King? ”
Heipi slapped the watermelon knife in his hand and squinted at the monsters.
The red boy was about to step forward when a chicken coop stopped him and said that he would just let himself come.
"Incarnation, I'll change!"
In the blink of an eye, the heads of the chicken nest became dozens, and then various poses.
"See, I'm true and false, false and true, I'm afraid, right?"
Heipi was speechless, his right hand was raised, and a ball of flames smashed into the crowd, and suddenly the chickens flew and the dogs jumped, and countless chicken nests were engulfed in flames in an instant, leaving only the real one rolling all over the ground.
"It's worthy of Monkey King, then try my invincible Hot Wheels!"
The red boy shook the void, and two huge hot wheels appeared behind him, one cold and the other blazing, smashing towards the black skin.
"Humph!"
Heipi snorted coldly, and the watermelon knife in his hand turned into a golden hoop stick, sweeping through thousands of armies, and directly bursting the two Hot Wheels.
"By the way, isn't Hot Wheels Nezha's?"
Luo Puyin complained, how strange is this world.
After beating a group of demons and monsters into pig's heads and tying them up, everyone looked around the group of monsters.
"It's strange, this group of people wants to kill us, why not the red name."
Looking at the monsters that were tied up, Li Chenggong was a little puzzled.
"You don't have to kill people to eat Tang monk meat, just cut a piece."
Blackskin said disapprovingly.
Everyone suddenly felt reasonable, feeling that this group of monsters was still a group of monsters with ideas, no wonder they would come out to grab the territory.
"Wronged, Great Sage, the reason why we want to attack those people is because they are cutting down trees in the mountains, and we are defending ourselves."
God is especially justified in defense, the people of this world, ah no, how can the monster be so social.
"Don't talk nonsense, I ask, you answer."
The black skin didn't have a good air, and the monsters nodded again and again.