Chapter 379: Yang Jian: Cutting your hair in the first month will really kill your uncle!
"This ......"
Not only Zhang Chen was a little dumbfounded, but even Tang Seng and his apprentices were also a little dumbfounded.
That's right, Tang Seng's apprentices didn't listen to Tang Seng's words to learn the scriptures, but ran over to help, but because of the players' inconvenience, before they could do it, Yue Meiyan had already been rescued.
What is this?
If you can't beat it, run away?
Zhang Chen smacked his lips, he thought that there was a vicious battle waiting for him, and he was about to gather the younger brothers and push the world sideways, but before he could fight, the other party flashed.
If you think about it carefully, it seems that most of the Buddhas in the mythical world are this urine, and if they can't beat it, they pretend that since it is destined by heaven, then we can't interfere, it's not that we can't beat it, but we don't want to fight.
"Forget it, Tang Seng, from today onwards, you will be the Jade Emperor, right?"
Zhang Chen patted Tang Seng on the shoulder and encouraged: "Come on, I'm optimistic about you." ”
"Huh?"
Tang Seng looked confused, he was a monk, why did he suddenly want to be the Jade Emperor?
"You have love in your heart, both big and small, I am more optimistic about you than this inactive Jade Emperor."
Zhang Chen explained.
This is his true words, this Jade Emperor combines Chinese and Western, and there are a bunch of women's army around, how can they be a scumbag, this kind of person being the Jade Emperor is simply a disaster in the Three Realms, it is better to be Tang Seng.
"But I don't have experience."
Tang Seng was very embarrassed, just a simple monk who wanted to obtain the true scriptures to save the world.
Zhang Chen was noncommittal about this, and said a word of conscience, in the mythical world, the so-called Mahayana Buddhism must have an effect, but just like what Tang Seng said before, the Buddha has a fate, and without that fate, he still has to suffer and suffer.
Yue Meiyan is certainly wrong to kill the Four Heavenly Kings, but it is not that the Four Heavenly Kings shouted at Yue Meiyan at the beginning, and it is also a legitimate defense in modern times, but just because she killed the Four Heavenly Kings, Yue Meiyan has to die, is this river? Ahem, is that reasonable?
Look at the group of sand sculpture monsters that the players saw before, the territory was robbed, and they didn't think about eating people, but grabbed it back like a crazy boy.
"It's okay, someone has experience."
Zhang Chen snapped his fingers, and his apprentice Emperor Yang Jian immediately appeared.
Of course, this Yang Jian is just a heroic body, and the real Yang Jian is still dealing with the official affairs of the world of "Baolian Lantern".
"I'll leave the rest to you, and I'll withdraw for the division."
Zhang Chen waved his hand and flashed directly.
"Yes, Master!"
Although Zhang Chen was lazy and lazy, Yang Jian was very respectful to Zhang Chen, who had saved his family, and even the entire Three Realms, he naturally respected him very much.
"Hmph, it's really a heinous criminal!"
Yang Jian looked at the Jade Emperor who was trembling with fright, and was immediately furious, and a golden light shot out from the center of his eyebrows, directly beating the Jade Emperor to ashes.
There is no way, the Jade Emperor of his world is his own uncle, although the Jade Emperor is not a person, but Yao Ji still misses family affection very much, plus the Queen Mother is from it, so now Yang Jian can only obediently call his uncle when he sees the Jade Emperor, not to mention how depressed he is.
There is Yao Ji, he is not easy to start, this Jade Emperor will have no psychological burden at all when he kills it, well, I will record a picture later and show it to my uncle.
That group of sand sculpture players really didn't lie to him, and the first month of the month would really kill his uncle!
"Damn, so fierce!"
Tang Seng and his apprentices were startled and glared at who died.
After killing the Jade Emperor of the other world, Yang Jian was in a happy mood, and then began to teach how to reform the new world.
All beings are equal, the people are the masters of the country, and the Jade Emperor has to compete for posts......
Tang Seng nodded again and again when he heard this, even forgot his wife in his arms, folded his hands, and made a Buddhist salute to Yang Jian: "Amitabha, Yang Jian's donor is really a person with great wisdom, why don't you be the first Jade Emperor?" ”
Yang Jian shook his head again and again, he still has a bunch of things to do, what is it to electrify and connect waterways to the mortal world, plan the patterns of various cities, and get ID cards for monsters......
He had already planned that when he finished this term of president, he would decisively step down, and now this Tang Seng actually wanted him to do double work, which was simply not a son of man.
"Well, since everyone doesn't want to, why don't I come?"
Zhu Bajie said with a shy face.
Everyone ignored him, and finally chose Tang Seng as the Jade Emperor, but because the Jade Emperor of this world was too wasteful, they even had to build their own grass platform team, otherwise no one in the Three Realms would listen to them at all.
Fortunately, with Yang Jian's help, he also started his own recruitment......
"Well, this apprentice really didn't receive it in vain."
Zhang Chen was very satisfied when he saw Yang Jian so skilled.
No world is black and white, fighting and killing is not king, players kill the wicked, leaving a mess for the creatures of this world, it is difficult to say whether it is good or bad for this world.
Just like the Rulai of this world, doesn't he know that the Jade Emperor is mediocre?
In the original plot, Sun Wukong was scared with a knife, but when the Buddha came, he became angry.
But Rulai needs the mediocrity of the Jade Emperor, because only the mediocrity of the Jade Emperor proves their Western bliss.
Only in this way will they be able to collect more merit and forge their golden body.
Although this is not harmless to the will of the world, after all, there is evil to be good, and mutual opposition can be yin and yang cycle, but Zhang Chen doesn't like this, why should he let others pick peaches?
Since merit is given by sentient beings, why can't sentient beings have merit, and why should they continue to be on top of it, making a wave of natural and man-made disasters from time to time, and then relieving the suffering?
Not to mention that merit is a part of luck in itself, and Zhang Chen can also benefit from it, so he naturally wants to help the other world enter the new era.
"BOSS, the original aragut has been killed by the players."
At this moment, Tiantong Mu knocked on his door.
He summoned the younger brothers with just a snap of his fingers, but they looked for Zhang Chen, although they could cross to Hestia's villa, but they could only cross to the door and knock obediently.
"Uh, so fast?"
Zhang Chen was speechless, are players trying to clear the rhythm of the world?
"But BOSS, this is not a good thing for us aborigines."
Tiantongmu was even more worried.
What's the matter, I'm going to help you exterminate the intestines for free, and you're still not happy?
Seeing Zhang Chen's displeasure, Tiantongmu hurriedly explained: "Since we injected the original intestinal virus serum, although our combat effectiveness is not as strong as that of the players, as we eat the original intestinal animals, our demand for original intestinal animals has also increased. ”
Zhang Chen realized that in addition to the few surviving isolated areas in the world of "Pitch Black Bullet", the creatures of the entire world have been sativated animals, and in short, players are about to kill their rations!
"It stands to reason that there should still be in the sea."
Zhang Chen thought to himself, the sea is so big, it should be enough for the players to slaughter for a while.
"Well, I'm talking about the sea."
Tiantongmu couldn't help but say.
Damn, when did the players become so fierce?