"What the hell, how did I return to the Lord God Square?"

Under the main god square, Zhang Wei looked confused, I haven't finished the barbecue yet!

[System announcement: Player Zhang Yida informs Tiga of the secret history of Ultraman and opens the Ultra Blue Bottle Mall, and player Zhang Yida gets 99 Ultra Blue Bottle for free. 】

Ultraman History?

Did I say it?

Zhang Wei fell into a life of doubt, but when he saw the 99 bottles of Ultra Blue Bottles in the Space Ring, and then looked at the price of the newly launched Ultra Blue Bottles in the mall, he immediately nodded, that's right, I said it!

A bottle of Ultra Blue Bottle is 1000 gas coins, 99 bottles is 99,000 gas coins, if anyone says that I haven't told Tiga about the secret history of Ultraman, who am I anxious with!

As a lawyer, Zhang Wei is confident that he can testify in court, and the death penalty starts, ah no, it is to let the people who slander him start with the death penalty.

Ultra Blue Bottle: It can greatly restore the player's energy, after eating, please put back the space ring to protect the environment, everyone is responsible (ten empty Ultra bottles can be exchanged for one Ultra Blue Bottle).

Looking at the blue bottle in his hand, Zhang Wei grinned, protect the environment? Just kidding, the player is the uncle, isn't it common to throw garbage around?

But seeing the empty bottle exchange in the back, Zhang Wei's face was solemn, as a lawyer, he naturally couldn't know the law and break the law, this is what he should do.

"Lawyer Zhang, can you give me this bottle?"

At this moment, an extremely familiar voice that terrified him reached his ears.

Zhang Wei hurriedly looked back and saw a kind-looking old man looking at him with a smile.

"Seven, Seventh Master, why are you here?"

Zhang Wei subconsciously wanted to run, but after thinking about it, if he really ran, wouldn't he have to go offline directly to find someone, wouldn't it be more torturous?

"How strange, you young people can play games, why can't we old people play games, you look down on me?"

This old man's game ID is called [Sima Yi], he seems to be a fan of the Three Kingdoms, and he probably likes to listen to people play the piano, of course, this is not the point, the point is that Zhang Wei recognizes his real identity!

That's right, he is Hong Qi, known as the Seventh Master in the rivers and lakes, and once entrusted Zhang Wei to fight a lawsuit, the result......

Of course, the old man didn't pay attention to it, because he found a sunset red apartment near the love apartment, and then he moved in by the way, well, definitely by the way, because his goal was Chunli and Qiuxiang in the apartment from beginning to end.

"No, Seventh Master, I didn't mean that, isn't it just the Ultra Blue Bottle, for you!"

Zhang Wei immediately recalled the fear of being dominated by Hong Qiye, and hurriedly handed over the Ultra Blue Bottle in his hand, as long as this uncle didn't pester him, then he would burn high incense.

"That's pretty much it, how do you inject this thing?"

Hong Qiye picked up the Ultra Blue Bottle and gestured on his arm, thanks to the fact that the Ultra Blue Bottle was actually a blue blue crystal, if it was really a blue bottle, it would have been poured out by him a long time ago.

"Injection?"

Zhang Wei was stunned, isn't this thing something that can be used with a single thought?

If you really need to tilt your neck to drink medicine like in reality, how many times do you have to go to the toilet to brush a boss?

"I've heard people say that after the injection of this enterovirus serum, the physical fitness will become very strong, especially the life between husband and wife, which is quite beautiful!" Hong Qi smacked his lips and sighed with emotion: "The current high-tech is different, and I am still worried that the treasure knife will eventually be sheathed in a few years......"

Zhang Wei's jaw is about to fall, good guy, I, a senior player, don't know that the main god game also has this function, and it can actually make people gallop.

"But Seventh Master, you have to get married to do this, and if you do it in the game, you can't have children!"

To be honest, Zhang Wei was a little envious, after all, he and Zhuge Dali couldn't do that, cough cough, no, all falling in love without the purpose of marriage is a hooligan!

Well, if he hadn't found a time to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Dali to get a certificate, he would have a treat?

Hong Qiye shook his head and said: "You don't understand this, in fact, only abstinence can lead to longevity." ”

The conversation between the two continued to deviate, Hong Qiye didn't know that the Ultra Blue Bottle in his hand was not the original intestinal virus serum, and Zhang Wei's attention had been attracted by Hong Qiye's talk, and he didn't remind him, he was more concerned about the life of the husband and wife in the game, and for the first time he knew that the original husband and wife system still had these functions, cough cough, don't get me wrong, this is just an old player's curiosity about the game Easter egg.

"Is there such a statement?"

Zhang Wei sighed, in the end, the old man, what he likes most is to study how to live a long life.

"Of course, if you look at those monks and Taoists, most of them are long-lived, and I heard that Zhang Sanfeng lived to be 218 years old."

Zhang Wei pouted, which Taoist priest is still a monk in these years, and which monk does not consecrate the female benefactor.

"According to you, eunuchs are the ones who live the longest."

It's okay not to mention it, but when he mentioned this, Hong Qiye was interested: "Don't say it, I have checked, in ancient times, the average lifespan of normal people was more than fifty years old, and eunuchs had 14 to 19 years longer than normal men's lifespan!" ”

Zhang Wei was speechless, and said with admiration: "You are really idle...... Both! ”

This is how idle it is to investigate the lifespan of ancient eunuchs, and to take the median value.

"Do you know the last eunuch Sun Yaoting, who lived to be 94 years old......"

The old man chattered endlessly, and Zhang Wei's scalp was numb when he heard it, and he hurriedly stopped: "Stop, let's talk about the point." ”

"The point? The point is not that married life affects life expectancy, so can you live a long life if you play it in the game? ”

Hong Qiye was also stunned.

Zhang wei:......

"Forget it, I can't tell you about this single dog, but it's good to be a single dog, and live a long life."

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth, how could he return the personal attack!

Hey, no, I'm not a single dog, why am I angry?

Seeing that Xiao Young was not convinced, Hong Qiye also blew his beard and glared: "Don't believe it, do you know why you call you single dogs?" Because dogs are dead by your age, only single dogs can live to your age! ”

The players on the side were watching the excitement, and when they heard this, they were immediately furious, and they scolded one after another, and they were ready to teach this old man a lesson, in reality, you scolded me, I can only bear it, but in the game, I killed you on the spot, believe it or not?

", you scold again!"

"Old man, you've gone too far! What's wrong with being single, do you eat your rice when you're single? ”

"This old man is so cheap, I will give 10,000 luck coins, who will help me kill him!"

Zhang Wei was so frightened that he hurriedly teamed up with Hong Qiye, and then dragged him into the copy of "Ultraman Tiga" and came to the bottom of the extinct volcano in Wumen Moon Mountain.

At this time, Diga had already disappeared, and Zhang Wei said: "Seventh Master, you should be careful when you speak in the future, this is a game, and you will kill if you don't agree with each other." ”

Hong Qi seemed to be frightened by the excitement of the players, nodded solemnly, pondered for a while, and said: "By the way, I remembered what the point is, the system only recognizes husband and wife, but I can marry an NPC in the game, so I can continue to gallop on horseback?" ”

The angle is tricky, reasonable, and maybe the system can be certified.

Zhang wei:......

Forget it, it's better to let him go out and be beaten to death.