Chapter 63 Listen to my advice, the water is very deep
Li Yunxiang looked dazed, didn't he say that he wanted to teach me peerless martial arts and make me a palm splitting the sky, ah no, is it the real Nezha?
You can't blame him, he has experienced too many ups and downs today, and his brain hasn't eased up yet.
However, Yang Chan didn't care about this, and informed Li Yunxiang of the facts that Zhang Chen had observed, so he let him leave.
Li Yunxiang: ......
So after soaking in the water with me for a long time, you let me go home and play?
Li Yunxiang was filled with grief and anger in his heart, he couldn't wait to kiss Kasha again, ah no, he was desperate with Yang Chan, but he could only endure it, after all, he had experienced more things in one day today than he had experienced in his life, and he should really sort out his thoughts.
The players were also chased away by Yang Chan, but they were not angry because they were given another hidden mission, which was to clear the remaining three dragon kings and seize their dragon balls.
And Yang Chan will borrow some subordinates from the world of "The Great Sage of Love" from Yang Jian to help her manage Donghai City.
The management of Donghai City naturally did not want to be taken away from power, but mortals were not the opponents of the immortals, but there were some shrimp soldiers and crab generals who turned into human shapes, but they were also directly killed.
Donghai City changed masters overnight, and ordinary people thought that all this had nothing to do with them, but they soon noticed the change.
First of all, of course, water resources are not free, which will cause the collapse of the currency, and when water is no longer valuable, water-based water coins will also become extremely worthless, and there will be no purchasing power for so long.
Therefore, the price should be lowered, but not directly to the end.
And even if the freshwater Jiao returns to the inner lake, there is not much water they can bring back, most of the water resources have already been consumed when refining the Dragon Ball, and they can't drink enough for themselves.
So Yang Chan decided to teach people to fish, and let the people of Donghai City make their own water first.
Donghai City is actually not short of water, after all, it is close to the East China Sea, as the old saying goes, the sea, you are all water, cough cough. In short, there is so much water that it is no problem for the people of Tokai City to drink for a lifetime.
It's just that elementary school students know that seawater can't be drunk, but children also know that seawater can be distilled, and distilled water can be drunk, of course, provided that the water has not been polluted, such as nuclear contamination and the like.
The reason why no one thought of this is also very simple, because the people in this world are not highly educated, so naturally they do not know the common sense that all elementary school students in the main world understand, and no one knows how to make tools that can distill water.
And Yang Chan, who has studied in Sakaxing, naturally knows that the principle is very simple, to put it bluntly, it is to collect water vapor, but it is very difficult to distill perfectly.
But does the public want perfect distillation?
They just want to drink clean water and wash their clothes with water, not seawater, so even if their own distillation tools can't keep 100% of the distilled water, as long as it meets their daily needs, it is enough.
Yang Chan spread the principle of distillation in Donghai City, and even published the drawings of the simple manufacture of tools, this life-saving method quickly aroused everyone's ideas, although the distillation device can distill a little less water, but for the people of Donghai City, it is already an additional subsidy, not to mention that the water in Donghai does not need money, and even more directly began to establish a distillation factory on the East Coast, ready to take the opportunity to make a lot of money.
The corners of Yang Chan's mouth hooked, and her eyes were full of cunning.
In fact, distilled water has not been very good to drink, but it is better than nothing, although she can directly use spells to make water, but that is meaningless, after all, reform needs to be gradual and gradual, it may be beautiful to become overnight, but then the foundation will be very unstable, just like some people get rich overnight, then his mentality is likely to change.
With the return of freshwater, water resources will no longer be a rarity, and this group of opportunists will definitely lose their fortunes.
But Yang Chan didn't stop them, to say in the righteous, this group of people in Donghai City is sucking blood, and it's time for them to spit out a little, and to put it mildly, this is just normal business competition, who is to blame for your own wrong investment?
Anyway, it must be rich people who can set up a distillation factory, so it's not bad to let them pay someone to build a factory and boost the economy, and when they go bankrupt, she will take it directly.
The alleviation of water resources made everything in Donghai City begin to flourish, and Yang Chan began to carry out reforms while stabilizing the situation......
Zhang Chen was very satisfied with Yang Chan's actions, worthy of being his apprentice, and lived up to his teachings.
Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks, and his heart was very entangled, and said to Zhang Chen: "Do you really plan to play so big?" ”
Because the world is different, he doesn't know the immortals Yang Chan found, but his fiery eyes tell him that these people are not mortals.
"Didn't I make it clear?"
Zhang Chen was also stunned and said, I have started to make drastic moves, but you ask me if I really plan to do this?
Sun Wukong opened his mouth, he thought at first that Zhang Chen just wanted to kill a few people to vent his anger, after all, the soul of the god list is on the list, and even gives people a god, and the operation of enjoying the incense will definitely offend a large number of people, such as that Miss Caiyun, she is naturally unwilling to let Nezha be reincarnated and reborn.
"Brother, listen to my advice, the water in here is very deep......"
Sun Wukong said bitterly.
"So let you come?"
"Ahem, no, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Sun Wukong was almost choked by saliva, and immediately changed his face: "Who are you, why are you coming to my house?" ”
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes, it wasn't you who asked Yang Chan to invite me, otherwise I would have been so happy to watch the live broadcast with Hestia in my arms, but now it's good, I just turned my face and didn't recognize anyone.
"I know you're afraid, but don't worry, I'm more powerful than you see."
This guy made it clear that he had a thief's heart but not a thief's guts, and Zhang Chen thought that he came to him this time to join Yang Chan's command.
Waving his hand, Zhang Chen disappeared in place.
Looking at Zhang Chen, who disappeared again, Sun Wukong's eyes flickered, could it be that this guy is Yang Jian's brother-in-law? Yang Jian plans to finish a big wave?
But that Yang Chan's style of acting doesn't look like the Three Virgins, isn't the Three Virgins only in love and love and so on?
Headache!
Sun Wukong leaned back, lay on the sofa, and simply gave up thinking, anyway, he is not on the list of gods, if he can destroy it, destroy it, hurry up......
Li Yunxiang thought about it for a few days, and finally came to the city hall and found Yang Chan, no matter how deep the water is, at least he must have the strength to protect his loved ones.
"You're the other me?"
As a result, when he found Yang Chan, there was another person next to her, who was the little Nezha in the world of "Baolian Lantern".
Although Yang Jian was not saved by Nezha because of Zhang Chen's chaotic entry into the world of "Baolian Lantern", they eventually became brothers, so Yang Jian also fooled Nezha into Zhang Chen's subordinate, of course, he does not need to be responsible for Zhang Chen, anyway, Zhang Chen is not interested in cute boys, ahem.
Therefore, Nezha also knows the difference between various worlds, and even beat up Nezha in the world of "Wu Geng Ji", without him, this Nezha is too ugly, which makes him extremely unhappy, and makes him feel insulted by Nezha.
This time, he came with Yang Chan to see Nezha in another world, because he heard Yang Chan say that Nezha in this world is an adult version and is very handsome.
Nezha immediately felt that the appearance of this world might be what he would look like when he grew up, so he ran over excitedly, ready to watch a wave.
"I don't know if this little girl is ......"
Before he finished speaking, Li Yunxiang flew out upside down, directly smashed the door of the city hall, and fell into the fountain pool outside the city hall, splashing a large splash.
"Bastard, the master is Nezha, not a girl!"
Nezha said hatefully.
Since being recognized by the players as a little girl, he has shaved his head like the players, but it turned out to be completely useless.
Li Yunxiang got up from the water and said angrily: "Who is not Nezha, can Nezha beat people casually?" ”
Nezha floated in the air, his little face full of disdain: "You deserve to be called Nezha like this?" ”
"You and I will!"
Li Yunxiang is also disdainful, although he is accompanied by Kasha, he has been very aggrieved in the past few days.
"Boy, it's not good to be too arrogant, let the master teach you what politeness is."
"Hmph, who teaches who doesn't necessarily care!"
Li Yunxiang's eyes breathe fire, a breath of fire in the true sense.
I saw him jump up and smash Nezha with a punch, and a three-headed and six-armed Nezha real body appeared behind him, and with his movements, the arm holding the fire-tipped spear was also raised, stabbing Nezha.
Yang Chan was speechless, did Nezha fight Nezha?
She hurriedly sacrificed the Lotus Lantern and moved the two guys above the East China Sea to make them have a good time.
Of course, for Li Yunxiang, there must be pain, but the pain is not necessarily, and after a few moves with Nezha, the phantom behind disappeared, and he was beaten by Nezha and his nose was blue and his face was swollen.
Nezha looked disappointed: "I thought the other me was strong, but I didn't expect it to be so weak." ”
"Hmph, you have the ability to find a few other Nezha to divide the soul, what kind of ability is it to beat me, Nezha, who is still an ordinary person."
Li Yunxiang decided to lead the way to the east.
Nezha looked at a loss, how could there be Nezha's soul, I didn't hear Yang Chan say it.
Li Yunxiang saw that he was confused, so he sold Zhao Haitang and them very decisively.
It's just that after listening to Li Yunxiang's words, Nezha looked strange and looked at Li Yunxiang with some sympathy, this guy looks like he's not young, how can he be so easy to deceive, is he really Nezha's reincarnation?
Even Nezha in "Wu Geng Ji", although he is ugly, he is not stupid, on the contrary, he is very cunning, but this one, with all due respect, may not be able to compare to him.
Fools know that the three souls and seven souls are indispensable, and which one is missing is either stupid or stupid, Nezha's soul is still really divided into eight parts, which is basically no different from the soul flying.
However, considering that telling Li Yunxiang the truth would hit his IQ, Nezha decided not to tell him, but felt that this guy was so stupid, it would not be good if he was beaten to death, and it would damage his Nezha's reputation in his first life, so he said: "That's it, I'll teach you to cultivate, and we'll fight again when you get stronger." ”
Li Yunxiang was overjoyed, he was furious just now, but he completely forgot about business, but when he looked at the little girl in front of him, ah no, it was a little boy, but he was a little uneasy.
The reason why he had to drag on for a while to find Yang Chan was to see if the sand sculptures around Yang Chan were gone, the sand sculptures were too terrifying, and he learned "Splitting the Sky Divine Palm" with them, maybe he would become "Rulai Divine Palm" after practicing.
The more I think about it, the more likely it becomes, especially the guy named Zhou Bichang, every time I see him holding hands with Kasha, he looks constipated, and he can't wait to cut off their hands, and when he sees it, he knows that he is a single dog who has been single for many years.
"You don't want to teach me the Nyorai Divine Palm, do you?"
As soon as he thought of becoming a monk, Li Yunxiang felt a little guilty, so what should Kasha do? What should Su Junzhu do?
The more Nezha looked at Li Yunxiang, the more he felt that this guy had a bad brain, and said speechlessly: "Of course, I taught you "Three Heads and Six Arms", this is our Nezha's specialty, and those who don't know this trick are not good Nezha." ”
Li Yunxiang breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, because he accepted the fact that he was Nezha, and he also agreed with learning the original Nezha's method, after all, this is the orthodox way to cultivate immortals, what is the "Splitting Heaven Divine Palm", isn't that a joke?
Just when Nezha was teaching Li Yunxiang, the players were not idle, they went to the other three seas, sacrificed to the sky with Zhao Haitang, and finally completed this hidden task.
This is really not to blame Leng Feng and them, as the only Zhao Haitang who is most like the genuine Nezha, what he is best at is naturally flames, and when he was in the West Sea, because the battlefield was in the water, his strength was lost by more than half, and then he pounced decisively.
Fortunately, he had resurrection coins, and the hidden mission this time was very rewarding, so he happily handed in the task and left this world.
After Yang Chan got the four dragon balls, she did not raise the flag against the sky with slogans such as 'Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are dogs', but took over other cities and silently implemented the reform to the whole world.
The god list has nothing to do with her, she only cares about sentient beings.
In the original plot, Yang Jian used hatred as fuel to axe to destroy nine days, but because there was no hate, his mana was lost.
Hate can only last for a while, and love can last.
It sounds a bit of a, but most people don't want to hate, because hate often conjures up painful memories and subconsciously forgets them.
For example, many people think that their childhood memories are all good, but is that really the case? It's just that you're subconsciously forgetting painful memories.
Of course, loving sentient beings requires a kind-hearted person who has a true heart of the Virgin, Zhang Chen is obviously not, this guy is likely to not even have a conscience, it is estimated that it is the reason why he lacks something to make up, so he has a soft spot for the girl with a big conscience, cough cough.
But Yang Chan has it, not only Yang Chan has it, but Yang Jian also has it, a virgin, a holy father, so the two of them are undoubtedly the most suitable tool people in Zhang Chen's hands to attack the mythical world.
"It's rare to see someone as nice as me."
Zhang Chen was very emotional, and casually turned off the peeping Yang Chan, ah no, it was the video window with Yang Chan, and casually threw Hestia, who was still playing a game in his arms, aside, snapped his fingers, and two dragons appeared in the hall.
"Hestia, it's time to cook!"
It's too wasteful for players to eat dragon meat, in order not to waste it, Zhang Chen decided to work hard himself and help the players eat, well, as for the players, just eat donkey meat, anyway, dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat in the ground, I think it should taste the same.