Single dogs are happy or not Flip Flops don't know, anyway, flip flops themselves are happy, after all, he is not a single dog.

Taking advantage of 520, he confessed successfully again and became Shufen's boyfriend.

What? Why confess?

Well, this is a single dog's question, and those who have girlfriends will definitely not ask this kind of question, and the flip-flops will not answer.

"Shufen, their wedding is ...... It's hilarious. ”

The flip-flops wanted to say that it was grand, but Hongxing's wedding painting style was too hodgepodge, and his face was thin, so he was embarrassed to say it.

"That's right."

Shufen lowered her head and smiled softly.

"So, don't you have any other ideas?"

The flip-flops were in a hurry, and his hint was already obvious.

"No, I think they're happy."

Shufen naturally knows the idea of flip-flops, but how can there be a marriage proposal that allows the girl to speak first, the flip-flops are thin-skinned, and her face is not thin?

The lively wedding has been held for a day, and on this day, people come and go, anyway, it's just a word, play!

After Chen Haonan finished taunting the players, he sprayed with the single dog players for a while, although he wore his heart, but his face still did not change, saying that everyone ate and drank well, he would no longer come out, and walked away triumphantly with his wife in his arms.

Single dogs gritted their teeth, couples were envious, especially many male players, their brains were hot, and they proposed to their girlfriends and walked into the grave of love.

The flip-flops wanted to follow the proposal, but he felt that there were too many people, and he pondered to find a private space, so he said dryly: "That, Shufen, I saw a copy, there is a monster of mine, or let's take a look." ”

According to the grapevine, Chen Haonan was single for more than 200 years because he saw his face-bumping monster and felt that "The Lord God Game" was targeting him, so he held this wedding, so that the official of "The Lord God Game" knew that he was not a single dog.

The flip-flops are ready to learn from Chen Haonan, win Shufen within a week, and hold a wedding next week.

Because it was a flowing water seat, and Chen Haonan had already said that he would not appear today, many players joined in the fun, ate and drank enough, and packed, and began to disperse, so the departure of flip-flops and Shufen did not attract the attention of many people, including Pepsi.

Passcard: ......

Married, he has been severely beaten by his two daughters, and he has to take care of Karen in the game and his daughter outside the game.

It's okay outside the game, my daughter still has to go to school, and like her mother, she is very sensible, so she doesn't have to worry about it, but Karen in the game worries him a lot.

The little girl doesn't know who to learn it from, it's extremely heavy, and she has to add three spoonfuls of perverted spicy tofu after eating mapo tofu, and she has to fill it with rock sugar before drinking coffee.

Peskind was very anxious about this, and while serving her vegetables, he persuaded him: "Eat more light, so that you don't have pimples, if you have pimples on your face, then no one likes you." ”

"It's okay, I don't like them anyway."

Kalian looked at the vegetables in the bowl expressionlessly, and took advantage of the fact that Pepsi was picking up vegetables for his wife, secretly took out a seasoning agent from the space ring, opened the lid, and poured a small half bottle, and then he was satisfied with picking up the vegetables and putting them in his mouth.

Well, it tastes great!

Karen's eyes narrowed into crescent moons......

[Main quest: Survive for 30 days.] 】

[Side quest 1: Kill the Jade Emperor.] 】

[Side quest 2: Kill the Queen Mother.] 】

[Side quest 3: Kill the god of war in Yujiang.] 】

[Side quest 4: Kill Sun Wukong.] 】

The flip-flops and others who entered the dungeon may not be surprised, after all, although the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother players have not killed it, Sun Wukong has already killed it once, so they don't use their common sense as the standard, besides, in their eyes, all red names can be killed.

But if you know that if you have watched "The King of Kung Fu", you will be confused, why even the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother have to be killed?

The plot of "The King of Kung Fu" is very simple, a weak chicken American got a wishful golden hoop stick from a Chinese antique shop, and with the power of the golden hoop stick, he traveled to ancient times, for the sake of the world, let the sealed Sun Wukong revive again, defeat the god of war in Yujiang, and go through a lot of hardships to return the golden hoop stick to Sun Wukong.

The final outcome is naturally a family carnival, and the young man from the United States becomes a martial arts master, and it is even very likely that he will return with a beauty.

But there are a lot of hard injuries in this movie, first of all, before being petrified, Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick was in his hand, but he threw it out of the heavenly palace in order to wait for a destined person to unseal him, and the condition for unsealing was very simple, that is, to put the stick in his hand.

Isn't this taking off your pants and farting?

The behavior of the Jade God of War is also very strange, it stands to reason that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are in retreat, and they will definitely know what he has done when they come out, but he did it anyway, even if Sun Wukong is dead, he will definitely not be able to do well.

Take 10,000 steps back, he was jealous of Sun Wukong, why didn't he destroy him after Sun Wukong turned into a stone statue, even if he couldn't destroy it, why did he still put it in the Heavenly Palace, not to mention pressing it in a place like Wuzhi Mountain, so he could find a place to hide, but he placed it in the Heavenly Palace in a grand manner, as if he was waiting for someone destined to send him a golden hoop stick.

The most nonsense is the legend, the god of war in Yujiang ruled the Central Plains for five hundred years, but in these five hundred years, there has been a legend about people who are destined to send golden hoop sticks, and people with normal brains will not let this legend pass on.

However, if Jason is replaced by Tang Seng, then all these problems will be solved, just like Tang Seng's meat can live forever after eating, and anyone with a discerning eye knows that it is spread by Buddhism.

It's just that the "Journey to the West" in this world is obviously not dominated by Buddhism, but by the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, and even Sun Wukong.

Why?

Because Lu Yan once said that when he took the imperial examination and was about to become an immortal, he found that the last step of becoming an immortal was to have no desire and no desire, and only without desire and without desire can he be extraordinary.

can look at the whole "King of Kung Fu", no immortal is desireless, not to mention the god of war in Yujiang, even if it is Sun Wukong, he also has a competitive heart, and even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have an appreciation for Sun Wukong.

But all this is a legend, and legends can be fabricated!

Only the sentence that Lu Yan himself comprehended, it is true that there is no desire and no desire to be extraordinary.

Just like that sentence, heaven and earth are unkind and all things are used as dogs, but when someone regards heaven and earth as pawns and treats sentient beings as chess pieces, heaven and earth are really unkind.

Zhang Chen only did a little calculation, and he knew that these guys planned to let the Yujiang God of War be a substitute for the dead ghosts, just like "Fengshen List", to earn merit for them, and even spread the business to the future, maybe they also planned to come to "New Journey to the West: Tang Seng Rebirth".

"Who are you going to choose as the king of Yama this time?"

Zhang Chen touched his chin, Lu Yan seemed to be very good, but as the saying goes, drinking is wrong, and the king of Hades drinks all day and night is a bit unusual, or let Jin Yanzi be the king of Hades?