"Eunuch?"

The players looked at each other, although they didn't take the emperor in the game seriously, but they were the king of a country, and there were so many people under their hands, it was a problem to get into trouble.

"Then you can only use Plan B."

Luo Puyin pondered for three seconds and spoke.

"We still have a Plan B?"

Li Xiaopeng was stunned.

"Hmph, the guy who rubs the experience is less BB!"

Luo Puyin said unhappily, he originally planned to do a mission with Xu Ruolan, but this guy came over cheekily, if he hadn't brought his wife, he would definitely have found a way to force this guy to commit suicide.

I saw that he took out a meter-white, slimy thing and pasted it directly on the face of the Yunluo County Lord.

"Hmm!"

Suddenly being confused, the Yunluo County Lord was a little stunned at first, and then wanted to struggle, but Luo Puyin put a tin staff on the neck of the Yunluo County Lord: "Don't move, otherwise I will kill you!" ”

Lord of Yunluo: ......

Although she has a bad brain, this thing doesn't seem to kill people, right?

But considering that the other party was very likely to pick up the tin staff to make a physical exceedance of himself, the county lord of Yunluo could only continue to threaten: "What are you doing, I am the county lord, and you have committed a capital crime by doing this." ”

Luo Puyin ignored her, the slimy substance quickly shrank after touching the face of the Lord of Yunluo, and in the stunned manner, a piece of skin was peeled off by Luo Puyin.

Qin Yumo's family ability, the Easy Mask mask, although it has many flaws, is cheaper, and is said to be made from strange materials such as honey, flour, lemon juice, peanut butter, and egg whites, and is deeply loved by players.

Luo Puyin picked up the mask and carefully put on a mask for Xu Ruolan, so another Yunluo County Lord was born.

Well, the game characters won't wash their hands in the future.

The two of them were instantly dumbfounded, one of them was a gangster, the other was the county lord, although the former was reckless, but he had never seen any martial arts masters, and the latter was born in the deep palace compound, and he didn't even go out often, where had he seen this kind of disguise technique.

Then Luo Puyin took out a ball of disguise paste with a little disgust and pasted it on Cheng Shifei's face.

There is no way, this society is full of prejudices, women holding hands with women are called sisterhood, men holding hands with men are called gay, lilies are called beauty, and engaging in base is called-stirring sticks.

It can be seen that men are the most loyal, and they are the most disgusted to be too close to other men.

"You look at these two people first, let's go find out the news."

Luo Puyin assigned the work, and then jumped off the pagoda with Xu Ruolan on his back and walked through several streets, then put Xu Ruolan down and walked in the direction of the palace.

"County Lord!"

At this moment, a group of black-clothed spies rushed over and knelt in front of Xu Ruolan.

"The slave is late to save the car, and I ask the county lord to forgive me."

It was the eunuch from before who spoke, and because he didn't do anything evil, he was let go by the players.

"Ah, don't you ......"

Xu Ruolan was a little panicked, she was just a newcomer, her acting skills were not as good as Luo Puyin, and she could talk nonsense with her eyes open.

"Ahem, you waste, you don't protect the county lord from entering the palace!"

Luo Puyin still put on a wig, thinking that it would be better to transfer to a young man from time to time in the future, after all, he planned to escape from the empty door.

Why don't you sharpen the tin rod into a spear another day?

Seeing that the county lord of Yunluo, who was known for his brutality and willfulness, did not scold himself, this eunuch felt quite uncomfortable, but Cheng was right, it was better to send the county lord of Yunluo back to the palace first, if the county lord of Yunluo was lost again, then his brain would have to move.

The spies lined up to protect the two of them, and the eunuch smiled and carefully led the two into the palace.

"Then eunuch, come over for a moment."

Luo Puyin's eyes rolled, and he waved his hand to signal the eunuch to come over.

The eunuch had the intention to curry favor with the county lord of Yunluo, after all, he accidentally lost the county lord, and the crime was big or small, so he hurriedly smiled and said: "Cheng Daxia, what do you command?" ”

"Just now, that group of bandits came to us and wanted to ask where Cao Zhengchun and Zhu Wuzhi were, tell me who these two are?"

"Oops! Cheng Daxia can't talk nonsense, Gonggong Cao and Shenhou are His Majesty's right-hand men, and they can't be called by name. ”

As a result, when the eunuch heard Luo Puyin call Cao Zhengchun and Zhu Wuzhi's names, his face turned white, and he hurriedly shouted.

"Who is the Divine Prince?"

Luo Puyin was puzzled, Cao Zhengchun is father-in-law, he had already heard right and wrong before, but what kind of monkey is Shenhou?

This eunuch is obviously a low-level figure in the palace, belonging to the kind that neither side dares to offend, of course, both sides did not want to win over, after all, there is no value at all, so he explained: "The Shenhou is the uncle of the current saint, but the Hou of the Dragon Guardian Villa, and the iron courage of the first emperor." ”

Emperor Zhengde's uncle, isn't that also a prince of the Ming Dynasty?

Zhu ignores? It doesn't have that name on the periodic table!

After Zhu Yuanzhang became the emperor, in order to prove that he was a cultural person, he set the ancestral motto, and the second word of the descendants was based on the 20 characters he left behind, and then the third word must be named after the five elements "gold, wood, water, fire, and earth".

This doesn't seem like much, after all, many big families like to do this, even monks and Taoists are like this, what kind of imaginary characters, wisdom characters and the like.

But the problem is that the old Zhu family is too capable in the later period, and by the end of the Ming Dynasty, the children and grandchildren of princes and county kings from all over the country have accumulated together, and it has reached more than 200,000 people!

This Nima is more than all the Chinese characters combined, in the case of only one word, and if you want not to have the same name, and you have to use gold, wood, water, fire and earth, then you can only make new words, what Zhu Gongxi, Zhu Shenlei, Zhu Tong Chromium, Zhu Tong Niobium, Zhu An Mercury......

As a result, even now, these words are useless when they are taken out alone, so Xu Shou of the Qing Dynasty used these words to sinicize the periodic table in the spirit of using waste words.

Especially Zhu ignores this name, not mentioning this name seems to be a bit uninhabited, Emperor Zhengde is Zhu Houzhao, his father is Zhu Youji, if you really want to name it, you have to call Zhu Youzhi.

"Could it be that this Iron Courage God Marquis is the sworn brother of the first emperor?"

Luo Puyin pondered, speaking of facts and reasoning, this Zhu ignoring should not be the pure blood of the old Zhu family.

"You can't talk nonsense, Shenhou is His Majesty's own uncle!"

This eunuch's face was already pale, and he knew that he wouldn't talk to this neurotic, if this word reached the ears of the gods, it was a question of whether he could survive tonight.

"Imperial sister, are you okay?"

Here, Luo Puyin was collecting information, and Emperor Zhengde heard that the county lord of Yunluo had been rescued, so he hurriedly rushed over with people.

Looking at the face that looked exactly the same as Meng Xiaojun, although he was wearing a dragon robe, Luo Puyin always felt a little nondescript, after all, Meng Xiaojun's face always gave people the feeling that he was not a serious emperor.

However, Luo Puyin thought about it, it seems that Emperor Zhengde himself is not a serious emperor, and there seems to be nothing wrong with this face.