Chapter 680 674 Old (?) Hero
Cybertron didn't actually take it to heart, he knew that he wouldn't have a good life if he stayed. Avalon hasn't made it three ways or a draw so far, but it's doing well. It's been a long-term idyllic scene, and smelling the car exhaust also has a feeling of nostalgia. Sometimes I also think that the people of this world should not die too much, otherwise that madman will fire a shot of E=MC2 in the future, and the world will really share the cool and heat. So where are you going to collect tribute? World peace is king, and when the time comes, remember to burn more paper for yourself - the price of Avalon has also risen a lot recently, and the hungry are almost out of energy to have children.
Sitting on the ground, Cybertron found that these guys didn't want to let themselves go so easily, so they easily stopped leaving. Otherwise, if you go back to Avalon, you won't have the face to see your ancestors and ancestors, how can you live if you don't pit your ancestors and grandchildren?
So he played a play of "Announcing Rebellion", and if he succeeded, he would retire, and he really didn't want to be a king or something...... Blowing a pool of spring water, what's wrong with me?
Cybertron is not afraid of anything, because he is not afraid of death. If you are not afraid of death, then there is nothing that can stop you from doing death. As the so-called soft ones are afraid of hard, hard ones are afraid of horizontal ones, horizontal ones are afraid of flutes, and those who are afraid of dying are afraid of death.
In the eyes of the two prime ministers, Cybertron belongs to the type that is corrugated, hard, horizontal and deadly.
"Alas......" The most terrible thing still happened, Ka Xiang and Bu Xiang looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and they had no choice but to talk to each other and discuss.
"That...... Now everyone here is your hostage, and to be honest, we are with you because you are a virtuous, excellent, chivalrous king, who does not kill ministers indiscriminately, and who does everything according to the law, and who is merciful. ”
A thousand mistakes, the horses are good.
Ka Xiang immediately went up and slapped his ass hard, putting his posture very low but not too low, and it would always be no problem to appear as the other party's minister.
"But...... Times are different, and the whole world is like this. Cooking is the mainstream, the pulse of the times, and the trend of development——"
“...... What is the matter with cooking?" Cybertron shook his head and said he didn't understand, and even if he did, he didn't understand: "I don't think this dish is a good thing! What about my France! What about my Spain! What about my Low Countries—— you are so capable! You are all ruined with my inheritance! I won't say anything else! You explain to me what is going on in my native Ireland! Even Ireland has been lost, and I tell you, if I had killed myself, I would have killed myself to thank the world!"
“...... That, this, I thought that Ireland was the birthplace of your ancestors. Bu Xiang thought for a long time and squeezed out such a sentence, and the more he snorted, the darker and darker: "So your hometown of Northern Ireland is actually still in British territory......"
"Ahh——h The two holy swords in his hand were instantly withdrawn, and before anyone could react, they were inserted into the marble floor twenty centimeters squarely. The beautiful girl-like face moistened the earth with saliva, and spit out a thousand years of fate: "That reporter told me just now! I can't believe it! Scotland actually made a fuss, and you actually agreed?—— I left my life not to go to that damn hive, and thousands of my people died and injured in order to resist the swarm! Until now, the population problem of Avalon has not been solved! You bastards still dare to talk to me about what to vote—— is the reason why the Scots make trouble!"
Speaking of this, Cybertron suddenly froze for a moment, as if he was also conquered by this reason, and then there was another sea spray: "It's all your fault, I don't know how to improve English food for a thousand years! Don't make it so unpalatable! Are the Scots crazy! Didn't the Panda people promise that they would take them over and send them hundreds of cooks to improve their food! Why did they bend their knees and surrender?"
Cybertron took a sip unceremoniously and unhygienically, stepped on the chair in front of him, looked condescending, and actually tilted his head: "You still dare to talk to me about your ancestors!? I can't afford to lose this person—— by the way, what did you just say...... What's wrong with the kings of the world?"
"Uh...... That one...... The kings of the whole world have basically disappeared. Ka Xiang is worthy of being a conservative party, and it is easy and pleasant to find a reason for the royal family: "Because the people of the world have become the masters of their respective countries, but with our efforts, the British royal family has been preserved......"
"Your shameless statement—— but ...... What about the King of France?" Cybertron suddenly remembered his old rivals, and asked.
"They were guillotined by their people two hundred years ago. He straightened his chest and raised his head, not remembering that his own people had also sent the king to the guillotine. Kasan seems to have found a common language with Cybertron, which is the same Black French comfort: "They have long since lost a king, congratulations, your sworn enemy has been killed by their people themselves." ”
"Hmm...... poof...... Hahahahaha – good news, that's really good news. ”
At this time, the smile was dark, the sea was dry, and the feeling was really beautiful: "Hahaha-it's better than when I first entered Paris, and the unscrupulous descendants knelt on the ground to greet —— ...... Alas. A good royal family was overthrown like this. Is their king so unpopular?"
Of course, the French audience in front of the TV is scolding the mother who stomps his feet while licking the screen, and we have successfully overthrown the king and stirred up the whole continent. What about you? You overthrew the king and won a protector! In the end, you had to invite the king back, and you still have the face to say that we are?
"Uh...... Yes. ”
"What about the aristocrats in Germany, and what about my wife's homeland?" asked Cybertron, frowning.
“...... There is no aristocracy at all. ”
"Alas...... It's okay if it's gone. Cybertron sighed, and the illusion of this beautiful boy to the vicissitudes of life gave the audience in front of the TV a great base material: "Wait a minute, how is Iceland now?"
"Hmm......"
Several people looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
"You speak!" Cybertron was a little anxious when he saw that the other man was not talking, and he really didn't want to know what was happening: "What about our children! What about the Burkeso people in Iceland?
"......" Although he wanted to complain about Cybertron's height, he saw that the opponent's sword was in hand, and everyone squirmed for a moment, and his lips were scolded in his heart. Anyway, everyone is an adult, so I took a few deep breaths and didn't get bent by the other party. The mole family has already sold their souls to profit.
"Bu Xiang—your family has a lot of roots, you name it. Ka Xiang also unceremoniously threw the pot to Bu Xiang, the latter is called a gas, —— quite a relationship? Yes, the people who were killed are almost the same, can there be no origin? But this thing has been almost a thousand years, and no one compares this truth anymore.
But...... As a descendant of the Vikings, he really wants to tell the Knight King in person that your people are now not much different from ordinary people.
"That's right. The corners of Buxiang's mouth curled slightly, but fortunately, his beard was thick enough and not conspicuous: "Burkeso people...... There aren't many true purebloods left, and to be exact, there are no more thunderous, godlike Bourkeso people like the ones recorded in the history books of your time. What is now Iceland is Icelandic Iceland, where all races are combined, and the Bourkeso are just a relatively large group......"
"Hmm......" Cybertron groaned in disbelief and asked, "Is this ...... Is this true?—— no! This is not the fate of the Bourkesos. ”
"Times have changed. Ka Xiang and Bu Xiang persuaded Cybertron together, looking loyal, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness, to solve each other's worries and problems. These two shaved heads are both eminent monks at the moment, take a step back and open the sky, everything is like a dream bubble, like dew and electricity, should be viewed as such.
"But we are kings in the end!" Cybertron is not a person who feels sorry for himself, he didn't expect his people to be so weak in the end!
But...... Eventually, she relented: "Icelanders now...... Are you all happy?"
“...... The happiness index is among the top three in continental Europe. "Everyone is now making up the second half of the sentence in their minds, [it was like this before the economic crisis came].
"Good...... bar. Cybertron smiled bitterly and said, "As long as the children are happy, I won't say much, no wonder there are fewer people coming to Avalon recently...... But it seems that the annual memorial has not fallen, and they still have a little conscience. ”
Everyone thought in their hearts: Well, yes, "performance" to pay tribute to ancestors is also one of the tourism income. But no one plans to hit the old heart of the teenager opposite, what if there is a cerebral infarction? Who knows what the age of the other party is? I only know that the other party's childish appearance (**** is seen from the group of leggings?) In fact, they are all young? I heard that when he died, he did not cross the threshold of fifty-four, and that era was not considered an early death (in terms of human beings).
However, I heard that it is related to excessive sake.
Therefore, the cardiovascular and cerebrovascular systems should not be so good, don't look at the "little" young, in fact, they are already over half a hundred years old. What do you say if you can't take a breath when the other party is in a hurry, and it suddenly passes in front of the people of the world?
"Well—maybe you still don't know anything about our world, how about we show you how?"
Bu Xiang pulled the sleeve of Lakaxiang, of course, the two have a tacit understanding of loving and killing each other for so many years. Immediately, the two old men practiced the affectionate sword and the eyebrow sword, which was called a disgusting but efficient.
"Our Majesty will soon ascend the throne, maybe you can also go and meet her, and teach her the idea of governing the country?"
Today's live broadcast is a bit too much, hurry up and pinch this paragraph and come back tomorrow with good lines!
"Oh...... another queen?" Anyway, there were so many queens in Cybertron that year that they died, and the whole world seemed to be able to kick a few to death when they walked, so be careful. But there was no way, he sighed and said, "Okay, okay, you guys are really, I'll stay for a few more days - do you have any wine? Take me a bottle away, it's annoying...... By the way, that cigarette and that minotaur remember to go to the royal family for reimbursement, and the inheritance is not for nothing. ”
Cybertron has several hobbies in his life, and everyone is recognized.
Good at fighting, good at tidying up, good at drinking, good at eating, good at beauties.
It seems that all senior leaders have to have these few hobbies in order to become the founding king.
Several people with preconceived notions have made up their minds, after all, everyone knows that the royal bloodline men may not be handsome guys, but the women are also all beauties. This bloodline is really very strange, and I don't know who is the one who has the eight arrows and eight hearts, and the children are not deceived! So much so that in the era of a certain queen, the queen of seventy and eighty years old and eighty marries her granddaughter and great-granddaughter overseas, and the whole of Europe is basically a relative, eldest brother and brother-in-law of the Einsbergren family. And the queen is also known as the grandmother of Europe, after the death of the queen, several countries fought WW1 wars with each other. As a result, when they copied each other's guys and were about to smack the ****, they found that they were ......
All relatives!
Who made the women of the Einsbelen family very popular?
So everyone thinks that Cybertron may want to attack his juniors again?
In history, he has a very strong black history, and the mother and daughter push it together and all kinds of silences! Everyone uses their family as a book, and I don't know how many themes I have made. Of course, now it is more possible to put on the wings of imagination and fly freely in the silver sea: how did such a beautiful young man like a beautiful woman ...... between two relatives
Well, the brain supplement is over.
If you make up for it, it's estimated that something will happen.
- Cybertron has no regrets in his life -
There are actually a lot of regrets, but sometimes it's too late to regret. Is it worth running thousands of kilometers on the earth for the sake of a few tens of centimeters below?...... Maybe it's worth it. Isn't there a lot of big problems caused by the little brother below?
At least Cybertron felt that he was actually quite wronged in his life (but he didn't dare to tell anyone), when an ignorant teenager was chased all over the world by a female sword master because of his parents' forced marriage (but he didn't dare to tell anyone). Then he planned to travel around the world, but he was stopped by his wife at the first stop (but he didn't dare to tell anyone), and then he was pushed backwards by his own replicant (not his daughter!), by his own female subordinates, and by his own (very important) daughter...... (But he didn't dare to tell anyone)
In fact, it is quite difficult to mix in people's lives. (But he didn't dare to tell anyone)
Ilu has two declining people, and he has been poor all over the world. One is a fishing and a ploughing maid, if you don't meet at that time, you will be a hero.
Tang Wu met occasionally, and the wind and tiger and the cloud dragon. The rise and fall are only in the talk and laughter, until now, thousands of years later, who is competing for merit.
Now, thousands of years later, a lot of history has been written wrong.
Cybertron carries an apparently abridged version of British history (a children's book) and looks at what future generations have to say about him. Of course, since it is a children's book, a lot of black history that should not be appeared has been abridged, for example, the simple and crude argument that the major affairs of the country are only killing and has not appeared.
Cybertron was accommodated in a five-star hotel, which of course was better lit than most of the houses he had stayed in in the Middle Ages. At the very least, he no longer used candles or torches, which made him curious and happy.
"Oh, you're a great lighter. "It's been useless for more than a thousand years, and Cybertron is excitedly playing with electric lights in the hotel. The feeling of poking around immediately is very nostalgic. Ignoring the two Drenei waitress who seemed to be planning to herself, and ...... I can't tell what kind of mixed-race lady it is.
"Anyway, what kind of theory do you guys have, electricity does emit light, I know. But the kind of shaman who dares to shine so close to me is dead, and your ability to control electricity is a bit strong, hey. ”
"Your Highness. "Yingying Mandarin Mandarin Duck, self-recommended beds are actually very scientific. At least in Cybertron's time, this thing was very scientific, and the additional magic effects were also brilliant!
"I'm going to show you how about a 1,000-year-old toiletry? ”
Well...... Uh, faucets and faucets?
"Oh, I know, I saw it when I went to the toilet at noon. Cybertron thought that maybe if the two hadn't shown the look of wanting to chew their bones together, maybe they would have gone. Eh, I haven't done any outside work for so many years, so I can try it anyway, right?
It is said that 67% of men have the idea of shaking WeChat or directly (um-hum) when they are alone in a foreign land as strangers.
"Your Highness, let me explain to you what the new era of sleep is—"
Both of them have deep career lines and good service attitudes. However, Cybertron is not a fool after so many years, and he just finished talking to a few wives he knows yesterday about life, and he doesn't need to be so hungry. It's been a thousand years, and if there's a camera in this room, won't I have to make headlines again the next day?
“...... Don't you have to close your eyes when you sleep now?
Cybertron looked quite cold, snorted and waved his hand: "It's good to kill people in a lonely dream! remember not to disturb me when I sleep." ”
“?!?!”
Suddenly, the two beauties looked at each other like eating flies, and wanted to introduce their own products to see if they could promote consumption tonight-
There's a rumor.
Said Cybertron......
Good male style is also very powerful, uh-ah-oh-hey-hey. When people are alone in a foreign land as a stranger, they have the idea of wanting to shake WeChat or directly (um-hmm).
"Your Highness, let me explain to you what the new era of sleep is—"
Both of them have deep career lines and good service attitudes. However, Cybertron is not a fool after so many years, and he just finished talking to a few wives he knows yesterday about life, and he doesn't need to be so hungry. It's been a thousand years, and if there's a camera in this room, won't I have to make headlines again the next day?
“...... Don't you have to close your eyes when you sleep now?
Cybertron looked quite cold, snorted and waved his hand: "It's good to kill people in a lonely dream! remember not to disturb me when I sleep." ”
“?!?!”
Suddenly, the two beauties looked at each other like eating flies, and wanted to introduce their own products to see if they could promote consumption tonight-
There's a rumor.
Said Cybertron......
Good male style is also very powerful, uh-ah-oh-hey-hey.