"What did I mix? It's something you don't want to chase. Li Xiaoyu said.

"I'm angry!" Not to be outdone, "The reason why I want to stay in the virtual world is for Roland. ”

"Then you chase, you are very good at chasing." Li Xiaoyu rolled her eyes, "Don't think I don't know about your, my second nephew has already told me about you, aren't you Yu Mengying's father?" After giving birth, you cheated and ran away with another woman? ”

"That's my fate, how can I be the tower master in the future if I don't run away from Yu Mengying? That's a fate script, do you understand? It was me and Roland who discussed it in the life cabin. Yu Ren shook his head, "Ignorance is terrible. ”

"What a fate script, you're not a good person anyway." Li Xiaoyu said contemptuously, "You just continue to scream on the side, don't you want to play the life of a normal person?" Then I, as a parent, disagree! I'll see what you do! ”

"What kind of parent are you? You look younger than Roland! ”

Li Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly smiled, "Count you to talk, okay, I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'll go back to the room to rest."

Yu Ren saw that the other party suddenly stopped arguing, and blinked in confusion, "What did I say?" ”

"Hey—you're talking so loudly, Sister Roland can hear it in the room." Li Mengling shook her head, turned around and went back to the room, "I don't see any drama." ”

Xiaolan looked at Yu Ren with a serious face, walked around him a few times, and asked, "How did your little me chase girls before?" ”

"What for?"

"Curious, just ask."

Yu Ren recalled for a moment and said: "When I saw something beautiful, I went up to talk to it, and then it became a joke." ”

"Just pick up a conversation?"

"That's right."

Xiaolan was even more curious, "Then what do you talk about?" ”

"What are you asking all this for?"

"I'll help you analyze the success rate of catching up with Luo Mama."

"What do you know about a little kid?"

"I'm a replica of Luo Mama, does anyone know her better than me?" Xiaolan said seriously, "I only need to imagine whether I will like you when I grow up, and I will probably know your success rate." ”

Yu Ren felt that there was some reason, so he said calmly: "When you talk to each other, you should call each other beautiful, and then praise each other for their beauty." ”

"It's a very ordinary move, and then what?"

"Then let's talk about the price, how much money can be a girlfriend, most of them can be done in hundreds of thousands, and some have families, which may range from millions to tens of millions." Yu Ren blinked and recalled, "How can the success rate of chasing girls like this be seventy or eighty." ”

"Are you calling this chasing...... Xiaolan lost interest in asking, and went back to the room, "It's no fun." ”

Yu Ren stood in place, staring blankly.

At that time, he didn't expect that three years later, he would be so skilled at chopping vegetables and cooking in this family.

When he came back to his senses, the carrot slices had been soaked in blood, and he didn't know when he had cut his finger, and the belated pain made him retract his finger in hindsight, only to suddenly notice that the large pot of beef stewed before had already been burned dry, and the burnt smell was pouring into his nose almost at the same time.

Unable to deal with the wound, he hurriedly turned off the fire, took a bowl of water and poured it into the pot, the strong steam and white smoke gushed from the pot, choking him with tears, and his first reaction was not to close the lid, but to look at the sofa in the living room through the kitchen window.

"Whew...... Fortunately, Roland fell asleep. He wiped the sweat from his forehead, glad he had closed the kitchen door earlier, otherwise the smell of burnt would have spread throughout the living room.

Just thinking about it, the kitchen door was suddenly pushed open, and Li Xiaoyu stood outside the door, sleepily and said, "Niece and son-in-law, I'm hungry." ”

"Ahh Wait a little Aunt Yu, it will be fine in no time. ”

Yu Ren was about to close the door, but the kitchen door was suddenly pushed by Li Xiaoyu's outstretched hand, she squinted her eyes and stared at Yu Ren, and asked after a while, "Why is there blood on your head?" ”

"Ah...... It's okay, I accidentally cut my hand. Yu Ren breathed a sigh of relief, "Aunt Xiaoyu, you go out first and wait, the kitchen is smoky, don't choke you." ”

"Got it?" Li Xiaoyu looked at his fingers, "Oh my God, so much blood." ”

"It's okay Aunt Xiaoyu, I'm a man, this little hurt ......"

Yu Ren thought that Li Xiaoyu cared about him, and before he finished speaking, he heard Li Xiaoyu shout: "Why are you so stupid?" Can you cut your hands when you cook?

Isn't that right? What does it smell like in the kitchen? ”

"Shhhh

"You know you're afraid, too?" Li Xiaoyu deliberately teased him, "That's still so clumsy, everyone is hungry, Xiaolan is almost home from school at this point, what do you let us eat?" ”

"That...... The rice was already steamed, so I hurriedly stir-fried a few dishes, and it was just in time. Yu Ren immediately walked to the vegetable cabinet, "First get a tomato scrambled egg, then vinegar potato slices, and then stir-fry cumin meat slices......

Seeing his panicked appearance, Li Xiaoyu couldn't hold back a smile, "Okay, tease you, don't be busy, let's order takeout today." ”

"Ah......" Yu Ren just put the tomatoes back and took them out again, "No, the restaurants outside are all synthetic vegetables, Roland will definitely be angry when he finds out, I'd better hurry up and fry a few." ”

"What are you frying?" Li Xiaoyu stepped forward and snatched the tomatoes and stuffed them into the vegetable cabinet, "Don't do it if you have a wound on your hand."

Anyway, she falls asleep, you find a high-end hotel with natural ingredients to order food, and when the time comes, pour the takeout into the plate, and she can't eat it. ”

"This ...... A little too risky, right? Actually, I'm quick to fry a few. ”

"Oh, don't ink, I know which hotel's dishes are non-technologically synthetic, I'll order them for you." Li Xiaoyu took out his mobile phone from his pajama pocket, and ordered six dishes after dividing five by two, "It's over, don't stand here, go and bandage the wound, leave it to me here." ”

"No, no, I'm really fine, just handle it myself, thank you Aunt Xiaoyu!"

"What's polite, it's all a family......" Li Xiaoyu looked at Yu Ren, and suddenly felt a little distracted.

Yu Ren was not very comfortable, "Aunt Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Huh? Oh, it's fine. Li Xiaoyu came back to his senses, "Then you're busy, I'm going out......"

Li Xiaoyu closed the kitchen door and sighed softly.

"Aunt Xiaoyu, do you think of a man?"

"Ouch!" Li Xiaoyu was startled, only to find Li Mengli standing next to him, "Mengli, when did you get here?" ”

"Just when you and Yu Ren looked at each other." Li Mengli took a sip of water from the cup, "I just passed by the kitchen window with water, I didn't see it on purpose." ”

"What do you want?"

"Sister-in-law, this is not good, I won't tell Sister Roland this time." Li Mengli said softly, "But there will be no next time." ”

"What? I was just stunned, and I didn't mean to look at him. Li Xiaoyu only felt that it was not right for him to explain, and it was not right to explain it, so he said helplessly, "Besides, what's wrong with me looking twice?" You think too much about Mengli. ”