"Uncle, have you heard, there was a person who was almost strangled to death after eating yesterday, how could there be such a person, it's outrageous."

"Death? Are you kidding, there really are such stupid people, hahaha. ”

"Isn't it, it's the first time I've heard that eating can kill you. If you want me to say, this kind of person must be a talent, in every sense. ”

"Hahaha~"

"Do you want to know who that person is, I know~"

"Who?"

"Timaeus, the alchemist opposite the deer hunter, you told me to go find him before."

"It's him, it turns out to be that crappy alchemy apprentice."

"Don't tell others, I promised not to spread the word."

"Hey, good boy, as soon as the front foot promised someone, I turned my head and sold it to him!"

"What is this called, uncle, are you an outsider?"

Wagner was extremely happy, and the corners of his mouth rose wildly: This kid, when will he be a sycophant.

"Hmm...... I love to hear that, but it's not right for you to behave like me, and you have to be a person who keeps your promises like me. ”

"Ah, yes, yes."

The next night, the gift of angels

"Charles (bartender), I have a very exciting news in my hand, do you want to hear it?"

"What, you're getting married?"

"Phew, what is married, Lao Tzu only loves steel in this life, isn't it fragrant to make iron every day!"

Charles shook his head, "So you're still single, a guy with a heart full of iron. ”

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to explain to you." Wagner took a sip of dandelion wine and shook his head, "Let me tell you, do you know the person Timaeus?" ”

"Timaeus?" Charles paused slightly as he wiped his glass, "...... That crappy alchemy apprentice? ”

"That's right, that's the kid." Wagner's voice was so loud that the rest of the guests pricked up their ears.

"That kid is not very talented in alchemy, but I didn't expect it to be very good at eating."

"How?"

"The day before yesterday, just the day before yesterday, that kid almost ate himself to death when he ate."

Charles' expression froze, and then he asked in a low voice, "You mean...... Timaus almost ...... himself while eating Eat to death? ”

Wagner nodded heavily, "You heard me right, that kid almost killed himself during the meal, and if it weren't for Miss Barbara, the prayer priest of the Zephyr Church, who rescued him in time, I'm afraid Mondstadt wouldn't have this person." ”

Speaking of this, Wagner couldn't help it, and laughed out loud, even with the rest of the guests.

Charles couldn't hold back either, he couldn't have imagined that there really was such a stupid person in the world, he didn't believe it before, and now he learned one thing - reality is often more bizarre than fiction.

A few days later, Timaus's popularity jumped and directly caught up to the third place on the hot search list, the top two are:

Barbara rush!

Who exactly is Shirahoshi?

Third place is:

Timaeus will show you how to eat and kill yourself!

Mondstadt was such a big place that there was no news to hide, and soon the genius boy who had almost eaten himself to death was found next to Mondstadt.

Timaus was also quite confused, and everyone looked at him strangely when he walked on the road in the past two days. In order to find out what was going on, he asked Miss Blanche, a salesperson at the Mondstadt department store next to him.

Miss Blanche was also an honest man, answered Timaus's questions truthfully, and then ......

He died on the spot!

For the days since, the crafting table has been empty, probably sneaking somebody away.

......

For the upcoming festival - Badminton Festival, Feng Wuwu also has considerable expectations, which is not only an opportunity to meet more people, but also a great time to eat and drink.

In order to celebrate the arrival of the Badminton Festival, Feng Wuwu took a holiday for himself - until the end of the Badminton Festival.

Perhaps because of the approaching badminton festival, the Adventurers' Guild has also received countless commissions, such as: finding lost items, delivering meals, helping with cleanup, and the most outrageous task is to stop a person from rushing again.

When I saw this task, I forgave the wind for being shameful and thinking crookedly.

Don't blame him, just rush to this name, it's normal to think crookedly.

In the end, Feng Wuwu learns that this mission is to stop a man named Albert from rushing ...... Don't rush anymore.

Upon inquiry, this man was the priest of the Knights of Favonius and the number one fan of Barbara, the shining idol of Mondstadt, who often haunted outside the Mondstadt church in order to meet Miss Barbara, and was regarded as a suspicious person by Sister Victoria, and his mantra was-

Barbara rush!

On this day, Wind Carefree received a commission from Catherine to help clean up the Seven Heavens Statue in the Wind Rising Land.

Clean...... Idol.

Wind Worry-free: ???

The moment I learned the specific information of the mission, Feng Wuwu was stupid, I was a combatant, and I was asked to help clean up the statue, isn't this as outrageous as letting Raiden Shogun cook.

Catherine is desperate to ask for help, due to the approaching badminton festival, the number of tasks has skyrocketed, and the adventurers' guild is completely understaffed, so she has to ask for help from Feng Wuwu.

Wind Carefree: What about the Knights of Favonius? Why do you want me to help with everything, help find things, send them outside, and let me clean up? I'm almost in the shape of my grandfather!

Wind Carefree wept and looked for a reason, and Catherine's answer was simple.

Most of the Knights of Favonius have been sent out to guard the safety of various places to prevent monsters from attacking, and the rest of the people are responsible for maintaining order in the city, so this difficult task of cleaning up is entrusted to the great Lord Shirahoshi......

The matter was settled so hastily, and Feng Wuwu had to comfort himself confidently: I was a little tired from reading books every day, and it was a good choice to go out for a walk and relax my mood.

Walking along the road, looking at the flowers and plants on the side of the road, Feng Wuwu's mind couldn't help but go back to the day he first arrived in Mondstadt, and it was the day he met Eula who was fighting monsters in the vicinity, and after a friendly exchange, he also entered Mondstadt without any problems.

"Really...... It's been a long time since I've been here, and Wendy's guy seems to like to come. ”

"This guy, shouldn't he have been hiding and sleeping before?"

Unlike in the past, when walking outside, you can see the shadows of some caravans and patrolling knights from time to time.

"It seems that the recent form is really not very stable."

Although he didn't see any hilichurls along the way, the traces of the battle were perfectly preserved, and he found three or four such places along the way.

"Mom, are these monsters crazy, there are so many traces of battle before the wind rises, it's really ......"

Near the wind, a huge tree slowly appeared in front of the tree, and at the same time, a slightly dim statue of the god stood in front of the tree.

"Oh, under the tree...... Someone seems to have it? ”

After Feng Wuwu approached the statue of the Seven Heavens and saw the figure in front of the big tree clearly, he lost his voice.

"Captain Jean?"