Chapter 2 Don't look down on Tong Zigong!
With rich experience in part-time work, Yuan Zhong did not have symptoms such as dizziness and nausea when he woke up, and he remembered yesterday's events very clearly.
"Are you awake?"
The voice sounded from next to Yuan Zhong, and Yuan Zhong's eyes widened and he turned his head to look.
The fairy-beautiful woman was lying beside him!
The skin is fair and moist, faintly emitting a shimmer, the eyes are as bright as the starry sky, and the long hair is very casually draped, touching and moving, but it gives people the clarity of a girl next door.
"Abaaba..."
Yuan Zhong was stunned, he suspected that he had traveled to a parallel time and space, otherwise how could he explain all this.
Could he have been reincarnated as the protagonist of the legend, a figure like Gao Fu and Shuai?
From now on, you can find a model as a girlfriend every day?
Hey...
Yuan Zhong, who was imagining a better future, suddenly flew up from the bed and landed heavily on the ground, making a loud noise.
I don't know who shouted outside the window: "Are young people playing so hard now?" TM's little sound, don't disturb Lao Tzu's sleep! ”
The woman glanced coldly out of the window, waved her hand and threw out a spell with thunder and lightning, and a minute later, a scream rang out from the window, and quickly disappeared.
"You electrocuted him?" Yuan Zhong said in disbelief, is this woman's method too ruthless, this will cost her life?
The woman said flatly: "No, just a little punishment." ”
"So, why are you in my bed? Are you talking to me... Poof........." Yuan Zhong said as he spoke, his nostrils couldn't help but spew out a hot breath, and even the pain was ignored.
"No, you're still a child."
The woman exuded a mocking look, which disappointed Yuan Zhong.
"Then may I ask the fairy, why are you here with me?"
Yuan Zhong said weakly, he didn't believe that he had any aura to attract such a capable fairy-level person.
"Didn't you think about suicide yesterday? I saved you, and you should repay me now. ”
The woman got up, and the clothes on her body had turned into pink pajamas.
Yuan Zhong had a bitter face: "What will you repay?" ”
"Tell me how to make money in this era, with such a skill as me." The woman said calmly.
“…… Are you really from heaven? Well, you have to register for an ID card, and then you have to look for a job, or go to work as a bodyguard for a rich person, or you have to go to that kind of war-torn area as a mercenary, and you will definitely make a lot of money. ”
"In this era, are there no ghosts and demons? I just destroyed a monster cave yesterday. Could it be that it is useless to catch demons and exorcise demons now? ”
The woman was a little puzzled, she clearly remembered that under the abandoned building, there were all kinds of strange shapes, in short, there was no monster similar to humans.
"Uh...... Then I don't know, if there are ghosts in this world, that is, drunkards, poor ghosts, and brainless ghosts. ”
Yuan Zhong sighed, he picked up the remote control on the bedside table: "If you come from the sky, watch TV first to understand the world." ”
The TV was turned on, and there was an extremely mysterious news message: "It is reported that alien life appeared in the sky above the explosion of the abandoned building in the suburbs of Qingcheng, and the police found a large number of irregular humanoid biological limbs in the explosion of the building. ”
……
Yuan Zhong was stunned, he looked at the woman: "You... Thankfully, they didn't get a picture of you in the face. ”
The woman snorted coldly: "How can such a low-end method see through the true face of the immortals." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, the room shook suddenly.
"There was an earthquake! Run! Yuan Zhong shouted, grabbed the woman's hand and was about to rush outside, but accidentally did not stand firm, and threw himself directly into the woman's arms.
Is this the legendary Gentle Country?
Yuan Zhong felt very happy, and then was beaten by the woman again.
"Mortal! Licentious! ”
After the woman's palm was pushed out, the whole person softened, and her originally cold face suddenly became panicked, losing her demeanor as a royal sister, like a helpless little girl.
"Hahaha, there's not much cultivation left, right? It's really hard for you to think about hiding in an ordinary person's house. ”
Wild laughter came from downstairs, Yuan Zhong was shocked, this woman's destructive power can tear down the house, so this guy who is a rival to a woman, isn't he going to lose the bachelor apartment he just paid rent?
A swift old lady appeared in the window, and she leaned against it with a sinister smile.
"You little Dao girl, don't you want to do the right thing for heaven? Today you will die with an innocent person. ”
The old lady laughed wildly, the corners of her mouth already reaching the base of her ears, revealing a row of sharp teeth, and she went straight through the window to the room.
"Hehe, sure enough, I don't have much strength anymore, I want to use this man's yang energy to recover, but I don't want to? Has it been scrapped to this point? ”
The woman did not reply, she put away her panic and stood to the side without moving, and no one present noticed that there was a sharp knife hidden in her sleeve.
"Old Biden, at such an old age, can you not learn to be like a villain? It's disgusting, it's not for you, really, it's ugly, it's ......"
Made, you look down on people too much, this will condemn me to life and death! You old Biden, so am I...... Never mind.
Yuan Zhong thought for a few seconds, but he didn't realize that he had experienced anything terrible in his life, so he could only stiffen his head and reply first, but he didn't want to die like cannon fodder.
The grimace old lady narrowed her eyes, although the woman didn't have much mana, her reaction was faster than Yuan Zhong, and she stretched out her hand and pushed again.
Yuan Zhong's head hit the TV without hesitation, blood quietly left from his forehead, and three deep blood marks appeared on his right arm.
"Ahh I've got to be small! Accompany me day and night to the little right! Blanch the mud horse! After experiencing yesterday's incident, Yuan Zhong went out and scolded without the slightest scruples.
The grimace old lady diverted her hatred, this woman was just a fish on the board, and it was no problem to keep it until the end.
She waved her claws at Yuan Zhong again.
Yuan Zhong subconsciously waved his hand to resist, and Xiao You threw out a few blood rays of light, splashing on the hand of the grimace old lady, making a sound of roasting meat.
The shaking room returned to calm, and the occupants next door did not react in the slightest.
The grimace old lady had a gloomy face: "Boy, you have a kind!" Can blood break my ghost domain? Who are you? ”
Yuan Zhong found that the grimacing old lady was so scrupling about her own blood, she already had something to rely on, and said stiffly: "Ordinary people, what's the matter? You can't even beat me as an ordinary person, so what can you pretend to be here? ”
He gritted his teeth and smeared blood on his fist, determined to avenge Xiaoyou.
"No, how old are you?" The old lady with a grimace felt the heat of the blood, and her strength could not heal the bloody wound.
"23, what's wrong? Comments? Yuan Zhong cautiously approached the grimacing old lady.
"Are you a 23-year-old kid? You didn't TM ever in school? Have you ever worked at TM? What kind of weird are you? The grimace scolded.
"Lao Tzu boy, it's your business, I'm going to study hard every day!" Yuan Zhong punched the grimace old lady.
The grimace on her fist screamed, slammed through the window and jumped down.
With the sound of glass breaking, Yuan Zhong's face turned green again, he only felt like a green-headed fly, how much money did he have to lose.
He didn't chase it, just squatted down in distress, and the broken glass in that place made this man particularly desolate.
"You're not even afraid of death, are you still afraid of losing money?"
The woman dragged her tired body to Yuan Zhong, she noticed a strange light in the corner of her eye, and leaned over to see that it was Yuan Zhong's mobile phone.
"Huh? Yuan Zhong: What is this? Live broadcast? The woman was surprised, she shouted, and pulled Yuan Zhong up to look.
Yuan Zhong was depressed, since the woman who was the anchor had a multi-person sport in front of him, he was extremely reluctant to this industry.
He's a hairy anchor.
"Adventurer live?" Yuan Zhong was dazed, and then remembered the voice he heard yesterday.
He looked at the barrage in the live broadcast, and it was all mockery.
[Even a kitten demon is so troublesome, is this still an adventurer? ] 】
[Although the woman next to her is beautiful, she feels useless, tsk. 】
Words like vases and waste brushed wildly, stimulating the nerves of the two.
"Scrap your beep—"
Yuan Zhong was depressed, and when he scolded it, it automatically beeped off, and now there is no other black technology except for the many years old mobile phone in his hand.
His hands were empty, and the woman had already snatched away the mobile phone, and there was a roar with a red face: "The old lady is not a vase, you beep, the old lady is an immortal, do the immortals understand?" If it weren't for the fact that I had been cheated by that self-proclaimed transcendent research institute, Sabby, the old lady would have overturned you all with one hand! ”
"Remember the old lady's name, the old lady's name is Lin Xinyue! Lose the Lei Lou! Shovel! ”
It's a nice name, but in this way, where did her coldness go!
Her previous coldness and fairy spirit?
Yuan Zhong was sluggish, and suddenly felt that the word vase was very sensitive to Lin Xinyue.
"You! Yes, that's you! The old miscellaneous hair said that the human world would be chaotic, so I followed it down, and met the guy who claimed to be the development of human causes, yes, the old lady was pitted by that Sabi, if it wasn't found early, the old lady was afraid that there would be no scum left. ”
The angry Lin Xinyue put her mobile phone in her pocket as a matter of course, and the pink pajamas didn't make her look so fierce, like a cat.
"Ah, I need my phone." Yuan Zhong really didn't expect her to snatch her small machine like this, and she only felt heartache.
"Your phone is mine now! Any comments? ”
"No comment."
"Very well, since they say you are a piece of rubbish, I think you are."
"But I won't lose you, now you will be my little brother, and my mother will take you awesome."
"Then let you get what you want, as for the mess that the old miscellaneous hair said, wait for the old lady to recover her strength first! Gan! ”
Yuan Zhong naturally didn't dare to provoke this woman who was getting angry, she pushed herself twice just now, as if she was hit by a car, this can provoke.
But......
"Can you help me stop the bleeding and feed ......?"