Chapter 49: No wonder the God of Wealth doesn't want you
Kong Han'an returned home and heard the report of Black Impermanence and Niu Dou.
It doesn't matter if a soul that has been transformed into a god realm cultivator, the so-called calligraphy and painting have returned, and it doesn't matter.
Although Kong Hanan said that he was dressed as a scholar, he was not really a scholar.
The identity is just a disguise in the past, because the family has some money and books, and the identity of the reader is somewhat convenient in the feudal society.
If you really want him to be elegant, it is better to pull the bull fight to listen to the tune.
Let Li Wuyi take the time to return the soul, and Kong Hanan will no longer care.
He really wanted to be an official, but now the main thing is to build a prefecture, and the recruitment of a county-level lieutenant may let him enter the barracks, and there are many rules in the barracks, Kong Hanan doesn't want to make trouble.
His current social circle, he doesn't know that the imperial court has plans to set up a new division, otherwise he will definitely be annoyed, catch ghosts and eliminate demons, and coincide with his Yin Division, double the harvest, double the happiness, why not.
Found the small incense hall at home, this is the only room that has not been touched by the five thieves, Kong Hanan sat down with his back to the God of Wealth, stretched out his hand, opened the passage, and let Li Mihai enter the underworld to bring the five thieves out, he was ready to clean up these five idiots.
Since it is to clean up, of course, it is necessary to strengthen the momentum, black and white impermanence stands left and right, bulls and horses stand on both sides, and for a while, the small incense hall is full of yin and ghosts.
Five people of different statures were escorted out by several yincha, these five people are also rigorous, even if they are escorted, they must be in order.
"Let go, do you know who we are? We are the five generals under the throne of the God of Wealth! ”
This is the head of the big man, the highest cultivation, is a god realm, the neck is thick, the arms are thick, the thighs are thick, like a rectangle, the fly in the ointment is the thief's eyebrows.
"That's it, the boss is right, you will offend the God of Wealth like this!"
This is the second place, short and thin, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes.
"Hey, it's this broken house again, there's nothing, and we've moved for a few days."
This is the third place, and the appearance is indescribable, and the simple description is that it has a regular triangular head.
"If it weren't for the ghost cultivation of Yin Feng Mountain, we wouldn't have tolerated your roof and floor!"
This is the fourth place, a shoehorn face, there is a mole on the plucker, and the most important thing is that there are two long hairs on the mole, a bit like a pot helmet with a green onion sticky on the sesame seeds, which is disgusting.
“……”
The fifth person's face was full of bitterness, but he didn't say anything cruel, Kong Hanan couldn't help but glance at him.
With his back to the God of Wealth, Kong Hanan raised Erlang's legs and asked with a smile.
"You are angry, why is this room not demolished?"
The five rough men glared at him viciously: "The God of Wealth is enshrined here, why do we want to demolish it?" ”
The remaining four nodded their heads in quick succession.
Kong Hanan shrugged his shoulders, and he guessed that these people seemed to have a little bottom line in their hearts.
"Tell us about yourselves."
Wu Coarse: "I am your uncle, my name is Uncle Zhao." ”
Short and thin: "I am your second master, my name is Qian second master." ”
Triangle: "I am your third master, and my name is Sun Sanye." ”
Shoehorn: "I am your fourth master, my name is Li fourth master." ”
Bitter: "I am your fifth master, and my name is Friday master." ”
The black and white impermanence bull fighting horse reluctantly changed color: "Rude! ”
Kong Hanan didn't care, stretched out his hand to make an invitation, and said with a smile: "Tell me about your dreams." ”
Several people glanced at each other and said in unison: "Our five brothers will never be separated, we will steal all the treasures of the world, we will be in charge of the Yin Division, and we will rule the underworld!" ”
Hearing the last sentence, the two ghost kings beside Kong Han'an, the two demon demons in the demon realm, were full of aura: "Bold!" ”
The five of them were already seriously injured, and they were eroded by yin qi in the underworld, and they were breathless by the momentum, but they still held their necks and glared at Kong Han'an.
Kong Hanan smiled, if he was stunned, he would be able to clean it up.
"No wonder the God of Wealth doesn't want you anymore."
The five of them changed color, and these words were complained about in their hearts.
Wu Coarse: "You fart, the God of Wealth is obviously letting us take charge of the Yin Division." ”
The other four nodded their heads one after another.
Kong Han'an showed a standard smile with eight teeth: "Come, I'll tell you the reason." ”
Stretched out his middle finger: "First, the five of you don't want to be separated, so how can the God of Wealth arrange work?" There are some things that can be done by one person, but five people together are a waste of labor. ”
Wu was unconvinced: "The five of us are together, and we all have bonds with each other, and together we have stronger combat power." ”
The four nodded.
"But you can't be stronger than the God of Wealth."
With the God of Wealth, the five of them didn't dare to contradict and were choked, but they still felt that Kong Han'an was arguing with strong words, and an unconvinced expression was written all over their faces.
Kong Hanan stretched out his index finger with a smile: "Second, you want to steal all the treasures of the world, but the richest person in this world should be the God of Wealth." ”
Wu Rough said: "We have never touched anything from the God of Wealth. ”
The four nodded.
Kong Han'an sighed: "So you are so ambitious, you have ambitions, but you don't dare to put them into practice." ”
The five people were stunned, this ......
The third finger stood up: "Third, as long as the ghosts and demons of the underworld, although you have the ability to cultivate, you are dragged down by the physical body, and it is inconvenient to act." ”
Five coarse scolded: "Let go of your fart, aren't you a living person?" ”
Kong Hanan spread his hands: "Behind me is the Emperor of Dongyue Taishan Tianqi Rensheng." ”
The five people are dumb fire, and the Emperor Dongyue is also the main god of the God of Wealth.
This is so unreasonable!
It's not over yet, Kong Hanan continued to raise his fingers: "Fourth, you are always causing trouble, which has caused a lot of distress to the God of Wealth. ”
The five of them were silent, and they knew this in their hearts.
"Fifth ......"
As soon as Kong Han'an's voice started, the five people changed color, how could there be!
"You don't really have a better relationship than Jin."
Kong Han'an said one sentence before, which made them feel annoyed, but these words could poke their scales, and they were most confident in the brotherhood between the five people, and finally found a rebuttal point at this moment.
"You fart!"
"The five of us live and die together."
"Blessed and shared."
"It's hard to do it together."
"......" looked resolute.
Kong Han'an didn't care, and asked them: "Then let me ask you, if there is a dark coin that is picked up by Zhao Da, what will you do?" ”
Kong Han'an took out the Houtu jade seal, and a pile of dark coins, and covered them in the eyes of the five stars.
Although it is a dark coin, but it is covered by the jade seal of the earth, it has become the currency recognized by the heaven and earth money village, this dark currency is equivalent to merit, equivalent to incense, and equivalent to the source energy of cultivation.
Because of the special relationship, the five thieves were promoted to immortals by the God of Wealth, but they had no prestige, no incense to worship, and they were hungry for this dark coin.
Wu Coarse: "Of course, it's with the brothers!" ”
The four of them nodded, and Kong Hanan also nodded, handing over the dark coin to the five coarse.
"What about another one the next day?"
Another one, the five of them swallowed their saliva unconsciously, and Kong Hanan still handed over the dark coin to the five coarse.
"Keep dividing!"
Kong Han'an glanced inwardly and looked at the progress, and with the efforts of Master Gu, the merit point rose to nearly three thousand.
Arrogant!
"Bang bang bang!"
Five again.
Wu Mao didn't wait for Kong Han'an to speak, and his hand was already stretched out.
"Points?"
"Points!"
Yo, look down on you!
It can be bought with money alone. It's not Kong Han'an's purpose, he is currently purely showing off his wealth and attracting the minds of the five thieves, and then it is his real purpose.
"But if you take these five dollars, you will die."
"The five of us died together!"
Kong Han'an smiled.
"So, the God of Wealth doesn't want you!"
The five wondered.
Li San, who rushed out to see the excitement, turned into a breeze and floated in the incense hall, his face was full of curiosity, and he was about to stop, and was glared at by Kong Han'an, and sped up a little faster.
Niu Dou is in a daze, Ma Mian is there, and he is full of confidence in his own adults.
Bai Wuchang looked at the expressionless black impermanence curiously.
What are you going to say?
Black Impermanence gave him a look back.
I don't know, but with what I know about adults, I'll wait and see these five cubs commit suicide in a moment.