Chi Luo, who was hiding behind the screen, hurriedly covered her mouth, surprised at how she said "yes".

"Just kidding, good brother, how can people be old-"

Chi Luo used her usual sweet clip tone to sprinkle coquettishness to Lu Yu and the audience in the live broadcast room.

But the old woman's wife, she just can't say it.

She really didn't want to admit it.

The audience didn't notice anything abnormal, and the barrage was still brushing the secret revealed by a truth or dare before - Chi Luo went to elementary school and wet the bed at night!

The audience couldn't be happier. The planes, rockets, yachts, and yachts are almost constant, like a cheer for the live broadcast effect.

"Good!"

"It's good!"

"One more!"

On the other hand, Chiluo's side has already sensed that this truth is wrong. Although he intended to lie, his mouth was uncontrollable and he could not tell a lie.

She couldn't deny that she was an old woman!

Chi Luo has lived for most of her life, and it is the first time she has encountered such an evil thing.

Needless to say, it must be Lianmai's Taoist priest.

But this supernatural ability has subverted Chiluo's worldview.

You know, counting her age, when she was a child, she followed her brothers and sisters to break feudal superstitions and smash the land temple.

Chi Luo was a little scared, and even her voice became a little thicker.

However, Chi Luo has been in the live broadcast circle for a year or two to reach her current status, and she has seen a lot of big scenes, so she naturally knows how to improvise.

"Hehe, people say that she is an old woman, do you ask the audience to believe it?"

"Okay, okay, this card is boring, I'll draw it for you!"

Lu Yu waved his hand at the screen and said, "Girl, don't worry. ”

Immediately after, he squinted, leaned back slightly, and stroked his non-existent beard, looking like a master of the Tao.

"Ladies and gentlemen, do you remember why we visited Miss Chiluo?"

"Haha, that's good! This truth or dare is a new modern fortune-telling method developed under the development! Based on the principle of statistics, a large number of truth or dare games obtain sufficient sample data, construct and calculate statistics, and then make a reasonable estimate of the overall parameters to be estimated! ”

Barrage: "Ah, yes, yes, yes." ”

"Speak human words!"

"The master will still do this!"

These words were naturally Lu Yu's nonsense, nothing more than to avoid the risk of over-managing ward rounds.

He faced the screen and pressed down with both hands, as if to signify.

"Easy, easy. These are small cases! ”

But his head was raised a few inches, and his mouth was bent so much that he couldn't help but want to punch him.

"All in all, in short, our Chi, Luo, Xiao, and Sister - just an old woman!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was in an uproar.

The amount of barrage in the two live broadcast rooms suddenly doubled, and they were densely packed like creepers, and they couldn't read any words clearly.

Lu Yu lives in the old city, the network conditions at home are not very good, and the computer he uses is also an old machine from seven or eight years ago, so he can't withstand such a huge amount of traffic.

Unexpectedly, it is reasonable that Lu Yu's live broadcast was dropped.

And the platform's server did not withstand such a huge traffic pressure.

As a result, the audience watched Lu Yu's live broadcast, as if they had been caught in the Moon Reading technique in the Hokage, and they were infinitely reincarnated.

The content of this reincarnation, whether it is dead or not, is just this sentence.

"It's an old woman!"

"It's an old woman!"

"It's an old woman!"

……

Chi Luo was somewhat flustered because the secret was exposed, and she was hesitant for a while, but she actually forgot to refute it.

However, she is not a young anchor who has just entered the industry, since she knows that her current state is not right, she quickly turned off her microphone, pretended to sulk and did not speak, and delayed herself for a few minutes to calm down.

At this time, the role of fans can be reflected.

"It's all your fault, I made Chiluo so angry that she didn't speak!"

"Haha, the anchor secretly went to the toilet alone to drop the little pearl."

"Is this a defense?"

"I'm in a hurry."

"It's okay anchor, everyone is joking with you."

Chi Luo's fans were stunned to use these joking barrages to create a silly and sweet image of Chi Luo being bullied.

As a result, the barrage changed from a screen full of questioning that Chi Luo was an old woman, to watching a silly white sweet Lori being bullied.

This was in Chiluo's arms, she turned on the microphone, held her throat, and said intermittently in a crying and slimy voice: "You guys...... It's all ...... Villain! ”

"I don't want to...... Follow...... When you play, you'll know how to bully me—woo......"

As he spoke, he kept sobbing.

The VIPs in the live broadcast room looked at their "treasure" so wronged, and they could be said to be angry at the crown.

The carnival special effects, which are rare on weekdays, are one after another at this time, just to "whip the corpse" Lu Yu and win this PK between anchors.

Lu Yu's side, the live broadcast was dropped at a critical juncture, and no matter how it was refreshed, it was "the network environment is abnormal, please try again later".

After tinkering for a long time, Lu Yu finally decided to use his mobile phone to open a live broadcast. This made him a poor dick with a pain in the flesh.

recalled the last time I used my mobile phone to broadcast live, it was the first time that the boss of Fuhai Cangsheng threw 3 million and swiped ten groups of "Carnival ×99".

This time he logged in without a hitch.

Because the audience all ran to the opposite side to watch Chi Luo's crying scene.

This kind of anti-heaven life is hard to find!

Lu Yu slapped the table, sighed, and said abruptly: "No one asks, the beauty cries and the world knows, sad, sad!" ”

After that, he pretended to be miserable, and sadly put his hand on his face to wipe his tears. If you don't know Lu Yu's personality, you may really be deceived by his pitiful appearance.

Behind the big left hand, Lu Yu opened his right eye slightly, staring at the popularity of the live broadcast room that was constantly beating on the screen through the gap between his fingers.

The popularity slowly recovered from 30,000 to 50,000 and 70,000......

"Isn't it just pretending to be pitiful? Lao Tzu will too! Lu Yu smiled secretly in his heart.

Who knows, Lu Yu won't be able to laugh after that.

When the popularity climbed to about 70,000, it refused to move anymore, and even faintly declined. That's more than double the heyday of a few minutes ago.

Not to mention, among the new viewers in the live broadcast room, many people came to Lu Yu to discuss the law.

"Master Count, is what you said true?"

"Old woman? It's impossible, it's not like listening to Chiluo's voice. ”

"I thought you were quite accurate, but I didn't expect you to be a charlatan."

Among them, there is also an angry super barrage, from the boss of Fuhai Cangsheng.

[Old woman?!] You mean, Lao Tzu is looking away again?! ]。

In the face of such a vast audience, Lu Yu was a little overwhelmed and habitually apologized again and again.

However, he thought about it, no, Chiluo's identity was calculated by the system, and there was absolutely no possibility of error. If you are telling the truth, why apologize?