Chapter 394: Small Means (3000)
Using the Immortal Band and fans to fight against the expansion of Buddhism's faith sounds exaggerated.
But the people up and down of the underworld worship Kong Hanan very much, and Kong Hanan says what he says.
Zhong Kui has the same confidence in this, after all, he is Kong Hanan's little fan brother.
Jiang Xiaobai would not ask about the disappointment at this time, but he still had doubts in his heart.
There is no transcendence in the world, this is the rule set by Taishang Laojun......
So what is Kong Han'an going to do?
When they walked into Luo Yu Mountain and were greeted by mourning, those who knew how to do it still had something to deal with and would not wait on Luo Yu Mountain.
Kong Han'an manipulated his idol in the underworld to distract himself and ran to Meng Po Village.
It's not that he doesn't want to go back to the underworld, it's not that he dislikes the thin aura of the underworld.
In fact, his deity is learning some techniques in the Taishan Divine Domain, and discussing with Marshal Zhao to use the market to lay out in the heavenly realm.
Can't leave for the time being.
Compared with the human world, the idol of the underworld is much more powerful.
Needless to say, the accumulation of faith is not to mention, after all, I am basically here.
In terms of the quality of the statue, it is also much stronger than the golden body in the world.
At least when he heard the news that the two Hades of the Buddha Gate were invited to Mengpo Village for tea, Kong Han'an only had a wave in his heart, but he didn't have a dislocated jaw.
As for the love and hatred between the two brothers and sisters of Yan Luo, Kong Han'an had heard of it a long time ago, so naturally he didn't care about it, and his face was calm.
This made Ma Mian, who was standing on the side, very impressed.
Once, they were shocked to learn that the two Hades of Buddhism were invited away by Ping Xin.
Later, when I heard that they were actually brother and sister, my three views were about to collapse!
I can only sigh that the people of a small country with poison and a lot of chaos in Buddhism are very ......
The practice of the underworld, where Kong Han'an is, there will inevitably be two people to follow, which has become their habit.
Even if Kong Hanan doesn't need their protection much now, at least he has a better relationship with Kong Hanan.
This time, in addition to Ma Mian, the other is of course Niu Dou......
With public favoritism, Lao Niu was eye-to-eyeing with Meng Xiaowan at this time.
Two Hades entered the underworld, which is a big deal.
Although Kong Hanan and Rulai reached an agreement, he still needs to meet and make a decision on whether to release the person.
If the two Hades are very wise, then Kong Han'an has no choice but to say sorry to Ru.
Kong Hanan is a person who manages ghosts, and there are many nonsense stories on weekdays, is it surprising that he does not abide by the agreement?
It's just that the overall situation is like this, and the situation is compelling, so if you can not tear your face, try not to tear your face.
Yan Luo is not bad from Kong Han'an's fantasy, with black skin and black face, and green fangs.
Yan Mei disappointed Kong Han'an, he thought she was such a beautiful goddess, but in fact it was nothing more than that, far worse than the peace on the side.
The two brothers and sisters were tired of being together at this time, and they didn't look like they were under house arrest at all, but they were a bit like a little couple on vacation, which was the most surprising to Kong Hanan.
He took a sip of tea as if he had not done so, looked at him left and right, and asked indifferently.
"How is the recent harvest in Meng Po Village?"
Meng Po, the person in charge of Meng Po Village, is calm, not to mention that Meng Xiaowan and Niu Dou are flirting, so she will naturally respond.
She glanced at Kong Han'an.
"How the harvest will be, you must know it in your heart...... I've been working for Difubai! ”
Kong Hanan touched his nose in embarrassment.
"Don't worry, it's fast, when you get to the imperial court, you will enthrone my emperor, and if those immortals in the heavenly realm want to be reincarnated, they will have to go through our underworld."
"By the way, do you have any other opinions on those things?"
Those things naturally refer to the possible layout of the Heavenly Court and the conflict with the Buddhist Gate.
Although Pingxin once denied it, Kong Hanan always suspected that Pingxin was the reincarnation of Houtu.
In fact, she did help Kong Hanan a lot in the dark.
One time is a coincidence, it can't be a coincidence every time, right?
Especially this time, she soared and was not in the underworld, if she hadn't made a move, the two Hades of Buddhism would have caused immeasurable damage to the underworld.
Therefore, Kong Hanan also communicated with peace many times, about Buddhism, about the possible layout of the Jade Emperor.
But the result is the same every time.
I saw Pingxin holding the teacup in both hands, his eyebrows drooping, and he said lightly.
"I'm just an old woman who is in charge of making soup, and I occasionally work part-time as a goddess on weekdays, and I don't understand these problems, so naturally I don't have any opinions, just make your own decisions."
Kong Han already had a plan and a decision in his peace of mind, so he just asked by habit, and he didn't expect to give an answer in peace.
After touching a soft nail, he turned his head and looked at the Hades siblings.
At this time, the Hades siblings had stopped from their dog food interaction.
They were looking at Ping Xin in shock.
This big guy, when he invited our brother and sister to "tea" before, he didn't have such a docile gesture.
Afraid of the house and Wu, they are even more afraid of Kong Han'an, who can "train" him to be so "obedient".
Either how to say that Chinese should be learned well, this kind of polite soft nail yin and yang weirdness can not be heard, and it is quite embarrassing to believe it.
I don't know how I would feel if I let the Chinese double awesome Rulai know?
Seeing Kong Han'an look over, the two siblings immediately got up, like students who were named by the teacher to answer questions.
"What does the emperor command?"
Kong Hanan waved his hand.
"Don't be so restrained, if you come to an agreement with me, I will let you go back, the gods on both sides will not make a move, you and I will fight again, what do you think?"
To Kong Hanan's surprise, the brother and sister gave completely different reactions.
Yama nodded, "Okay! ”
Yan Mei shook her head frantically, "No, we won't go back." ”
Kong Hanan looked at the two of them with a puzzled gaze.
It stands to reason that they are the same priesthood and should think in the same way, regardless of their strange brother-sister relationship.
But before he could speak, the brother and sister had already quarreled on their own.
"Brother, it's rare for us to have such a happy time here, why do we need to go back?"
"What's more, there is this sister in ......"
Yan Mei cautiously looked at Pingxin, who was holding a cup and bowing her head silently, her meaning was self-evident.
Yama shook his head.
"We are the gods of Buddhism who rule the underworld, even if we are not high, but we must do our duty after all......"
"While we are happy here and can abandon our worldly prejudices, we cannot abandon our believers for the sake of our own happiness."
Speaking of this, he secretly looked at Kong Han'an again.
"What's more, the emperor made a promise, he said that if the gods don't interfere, then we are naturally not in danger."
Kong Han'an nodded, which can be regarded as a ......
You won't go to the Nine Heavens, the human world already rejects me, and I should ...... if I don't interfere
But after you leave, if you want to come to the underworld again, or unify the three realms of the earth, you can try to see if I will interfere......
I'm working in my domain, and I'm still getting news? Is he listening?
Of course, he would not say these words, he asked with a little doubt.
"Why do you two have a quarrel with poisonous people and want to use my Middle-earth dialect?"
Pingxin on the side smiled.
"Your Majesty, I am here to prevent them from going behind our backs and planning something bad in the local dialect, so I have used some small means for them, and if they don't speak Middle-earth, they will suffer some small injuries......
Kong Hanan suddenly realized, so it was.
He looked at the siblings.
"Why don't you make a decision after you have a quarrel?"
Yan Mei shook her head.
"No need."
She pushed Yama beside her and spoke.
"If you want to go, you can go, I won't go anyway."
Yama's face was solemn, and his already blue and black face was much uglier.
"Little sister, don't make a fuss, do you really want to part with me? If I go back, I'm afraid you'll have a bad time here, so why bother......"
Yan Mei interrupted him and pouted, obviously angry.
"You're full of power, how can you care about my feelings?"
"If you want to go back, go back, you haven't been here for so long, you don't know that the Netherworld can't enter the underworld at all."
Kong Hanan was slightly surprised, and quietly sent a private message to Pingxin in the "Underground Chat Group".
"This girl is so transparent, you trained it?"
Ping Xin glanced at him and replied.
"I just enlightened her and taught her some ways to deal with men......"
Kong Hanan gasped.
"There's a means here, too?"
Pingxin said, "Ang, what do you think ......?"
The two of them were making small movements, and over there, Yan Mei was still continuing.
"Compared to the troops under his command, the Netherworld has not entered until now, compared to the god level, there is Sister Pingxin here, there is Emperor Xudu, we are not as good as ......"
"Anyway, if I fight again, I will lose, I would rather live in my sister's Zhuangzi, which is much more comfortable than the poisonous side, and I don't have to follow so many rules."
"Do you really think that I am happy in the netherworld, in the underworld, in the body poison underworld, and in the Buddha gate? If it weren't for you, I would rarely be this Hades? ”
The more she talked, the more sad she became, and she actually cried, as if she had been greatly wronged by the poison.
Yan Luo was a little at a loss for a while, after all, Yan Mei chased him on weekdays, how could he ever coax his sister?
Kong Hanan blinked, crying in front of his eyes, which made him always feel weird, and he continued to send private messages to calm down.
"It looks like it's real......"
Pingxin gave him another blank look.
"How can you understand, you are the same as Yama, you are a straight man......"
The straight man was also said casually by Kong Hanan, because it was easy to understand and spread in the underworld.
Kong Hanan was a little unconvinced, and the reassuring news came again.
"Leave the two of them alone, we won't lose anyway, Yan Mei has said everything, she will not be able to leave."
"Even if Yama is gone, one of the two righteous gods and Hades is missing, whether it is the increase in combat or the spread of faith, they will all suffer......
"Moreover, Yama also has to take care of Yan Mei in the underworld, and in the future, if he plans to target my underworld, I am afraid that he will also be restrained......"
When it came to planning, Kong Hanan's eyes lit up.
"Then about the future development of the underworld, about the planning of Buddhism, do you have any opinions?"
Ping Xin lowered his eyes again, picked up the teacup, and took a sip of tea.
"I'm not a peaceful lady anymore, now I'm Meng Po, don't embarrass me......"
Well, there's no more to talk about.
Here, Kong Hanan talked to death, and over there, the brothers and sisters of Hades also discussed the results.
Yama lamely learned the etiquette of Middle-earth, and bowed deeply to Kong Han'an.
"My sister will trouble the emperor to take care of ......"
Kong Han'an squinted slightly.
"Got it figured? If you leave, we will be enemies, and even if we surrender in the future, our status in the underworld will not be much higher. ”