There is a stone in the East China Sea, and after an unknown amount of time, a monkey actually popped up.

It plays happily by the sea, in the mountains, and in the world.

With its extraordinary talent, it led the monkey demons to occupy the blessed land of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave.

Later, he also apprenticed to learn art, sought lifelong skills, and was given the name Monkey King.

When he returned to his hometown of Huaguo Mountain, he was surprised to find that his monkeys and grandchildren were dying.

It's worth it!?

Without saying a word, the big demon stomped his feet and escaped into the netherworld.

The first thing to bear the brunt of is the ghost gate.

The general was a black-faced man with a large knife in his hand, looking at it with a frown.

"Monkey King?"

The monkey was stunned, he had just wandered in the world, and he didn't expect that the famous people were preaching to the underworld?

But the heart ape has just been born, how can it know how to be restrained, it said with a hippie smile.

"It's your grandfather and me! Acquaintances, release my monkey grandchildren! ”

The big man chuckled.

"There is a road in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell that you want to break through, didn't your master tell you that you shouldn't mess with the underworld?"

Sun Wukong was stunned.

His master said this before he drove him away from the mountain.

"If you go, you will have a bad life. No matter how you cause trouble, you are not allowed to say that you are my apprentice. If you say half a word, I will know it, peel your skin and file your bones, reduce your soul to the nine dark places, and teach you not to turn over! ”

Could it be that?

But his heart was in a trance for only a moment, he was the great demon king of the world, how could he be afraid and stop moving?

He swung the stick in his hand and was about to charge.

saw that the black-faced man did not come, but took a step back.

Countless steel pipes stretched out from the ghost gate, and the swarthy nozzle was aimed at it.

"Monkey, times have changed."

"Emperor Xudu has something to say, where do you come from and where do you go back!"

"If you are unwilling, go to the heavenly realm to find Emperor Ziwei!"

There was a "boom" sound, and the power bursting out of the steel pipe made the monkey very embarrassed, unable to move an inch, and couldn't even open his eyes.

A voice rang in my ears.

"It turns out that this is Sun Wukong, I'm so disappointed."

The black-faced man's voice responded.

"Okay Li San, it's all the story that the king told before, are you still serious? It's not like you don't know who this monkey was in his previous life. ”

The voice asked, "Will he follow the story?" ”

The black-faced man replied: "Whatever, just don't mess with our underworld." ”

What do you mean!?

The monkey was furious.

I was born and raised, how can I have a past life!

What else is there about my story?

Are you looking down on me!?

Who can arrange my life!?

With a movement in his heart, the monkey's supernatural powers changed and became a small worm.

If the frontal fire is too strong, then outwit it.

The pipes stopped.

He saw that the "person" he had asked before was a three-faced monster, as if he was a wandering god day and night.

Since he had a priesthood, he didn't dare to stay longer, so he hurriedly accelerated and slipped into the ghost gate.

The monkey didn't know that the black-faced man and the Sun and Moon Wandering God behind him were staring at him.

Li San asked, "Just let him go?" ”

Zhou Cang shrugged: "You've also heard "Journey to the West", there's no way, it's agreed, at least let him go in and take a turn." ”

"Alas, our assessment is getting more and more serious...... The king doesn't care. ”

"The Emperor of the Underworld is just dividing his soul, just stamping and paying his salary, you have become a god, don't you go to the monarch's body to chat?"

"Alas, how easy is it after becoming a god...... The gods and Buddhas are all constrained, and they can only enjoy incense, and cannot interfere in everything except reincarnation. ”

Zhou Cang hesitantly: "Fortunately, I didn't become a god, and now that I have become a god, I am living and suffering, although there is a Jizo King Bodhisattva in charge of things in the underworld, but he is a good person." ”

Li San sighed.

"Everyone in the world knows that the gods are good, but the fame can't forget ......"

Zhou Cang gave him a blank look.

"Okay, song, don't think I haven't heard ......"

The two were fighting here, and over there, the monkey had already sneaked through the ghost gate.

He was a little confused for a moment.

Is the world in front of you still the underworld?

Why does the building look more luxurious than the human one?

High-rise buildings, busy traffic, and all kinds of things look at him dizzyingly.

There was nothing to pull in those cars, and there were some iron boxes flying around in the sky.

He also saw the monkey undead, shuttling between them, but unfortunately it was not the monkey of Huaguo Mountain, so he changed back to himself and walked aimlessly on the clean streets.

He really didn't know who to ask for souls for his monkey grandchildren.

Suddenly, his ears moved.

""Journey to the West" is almost finished, right? Why do I always look a little uncomfortable? ”

"Sun Wukong is also a Monkey King, and in the end he became a bodyguard, and he is still enjoying it, hoping for a good ending."

Sun Wukong looked confused.

Are they talking about me?

No, the ghost door was just closed, and they mentioned me and the story!?

He looked sideways, only to see a headless ghost discussing with a long-tongued ghost.

"Hey, you don't know, there are some conspiracy theorists who have said that when the six-eared macaque came, the real Wukong was already dead, and it was the six-eared macaque who replaced him."

"You also said that it is a conspiracy theory, don't take it seriously, what is the Monkey King, didn't our troops of the underworld fight the heavenly court in the first place? If that's the case, I, a veteran of the army, can be named Monkey King. Our Ziwei Emperor is the Emperor of Heaven who was enshrined by the Shu Han Dynasty, and the Jade Emperor is a puppet, what does he do? ”

Sun Wukong's face was confused.

These things, why did he become more and more incomprehensible.

The world is indeed the Shu Han Dynasty now, Shu refers to the Jiange County where the Xu clan made its fortune, and Han refers to the Han County in the north that was the first piece of Han Gaozu who was still the general of Pingnan at that time.

Emperor Ziwei, he has also heard of it, but Emperor Ziwei once led the underworld to fight the heavenly court?

Is it so awesome?

He hurriedly stepped forward and interrupted the two undead who were talking.

"Excuse me, where can I buy the "Journey to the West" you just mentioned?"

The two ghosts looked at him.

"It takes at least three years to go along the River Styx, a place called Meng Po Village."

"If you have money, go to a nearby town and take a subway, and you can get there in three days."

The monkey didn't say a word, and rose into the clouds.

What is a subway? Pay? He didn't pay.

What's more, the subway will also take three days, and his acute son can't wait.

Isn't it fragrant to use somersault clouds?

Not long after I woke up, I heard a warning.

"Warning! Warn! Prefecture area, unregistered, not flying! ”

"Please fall back to the ground and consciously go to the nearest office to pay the fine within three days, otherwise you will be shot down on the spot!"

Thinking of those black steel pipes, the monkey palpitated and fell.

As for what Rausch fines, whoever loves pays it......

The monkey is also smart, thought about it, turned into a mosquito, followed the ghost swarm, and found the so-called subway.

In the meantime, there was also a toss, and he also missed the station, and it took four or five days to arrive at Meng Pozhuang.

It has forgotten its monkey grandchildren, presumably in such a world, its monkey monkey grandchildren are also very comfortable, right? Why let them go back to the jungle to suffer?

According to the two imps before, its fate has been arranged clearly, this is not good, it must be clarified!

Presumably, compared with the surrounding high-rise buildings, Meng Po Zhuang is particularly low, and the architectural style is also a little old, but Meng Po Zhuang is full of people in front of it, but it is very prosperous.

Bypassing the undead who were drunk and dreaming in front of Meng Pozhuang, the monkey walked to the door.

"Driving ......"

As soon as he spoke, he was interrupted by a majestic roar.

"What is the noise, scan the code at the door to pay for soup, disturb me and Xiaowan intimacy."

The monkey was confused.

"Scan the code? What code to scan? ”

The voice said impatiently.

"New ghosts? Don't be in a hurry to reincarnate when you first come, did you see the QR code posted at the door? After passing the ghost gate, you will be rewarded with a brand, and if you sweep it, you can see your credit, that is, how much money you have...... You can't afford to have a baby without money. ”

The monkey scratched its head, it wasn't a ghost gate it was passing through, it shouldn't have any money.

"But I'm here to buy "Journey to the West"."

"What a tender nonsense!"

A huge bull's head protruded from the village's door.

"Hey, it's Sun Wukong?"

"Where?"

A female ghost with a pale face but two red clouds poked out her face and was pressed back by the bull's head.

"Don't make a fuss, if you come out like this now, won't it be a sight to behold! I don't want to dye my hair green. ”

"Sun Monkey, you want to know the story of Journey to the West, go to the Heavenly Realm to find Emperor Ziwei."

"Let's go, don't force me to call the police! I rarely took a break, and it took a lot of effort to separate my two sisters. ”

The monkey was stunned.

Why do you want me to go to Emperor Ziwei?

Could it be that Emperor Ziwei is the one who arranged my fate!?

The monkey's eyes flashed with a hint of determination, and he rose from the ground, and was about to leave the underworld, when he saw a group of flying saucers surrounding it.

"Warning! Warn! Prefecture area, unregistered, not flying! ”

"The target made the same mistake before and didn't pay the fine!"

"Kill on the spot!!"

Out of those round dishes were the steel pipes it had seen before the ghost door closed......

"Hey, don't worry, don't worry!"

The female ghost ran out in disheveled clothes.

"I'll pay the fine for it!"

The female ghost somehow manipulated the flying discs, and the saucers flew away again.

The female ghost turned around and smiled at the monkey.

"Brother Monkey, my name is Xiaowan, I've worked hard all the way here, come in and finish tea?"

Although the monkey is rebellious, whoever is good to him, he will repay him a hundred times, the benefactor invited, he will not refuse, nodded, and walked into Meng Pozhuang.

……

In the heavenly realm, the Ziwei Emperor Kong Han'an is playing chess with Maitreya Buddha.

The future Buddha Maitreya Buddha patted his stomach and sighed.

"Emperor, why was your "Journey to the West" released in advance, it's a little unkind, right? Almost broke! ”

Kong Hanan said with a smile.

"There's no way, the entertainment projects in the heavenly realm are too lacking, far worse than the underworld, I sit in the heavenly realm, except for drinking tea, I can only play chess and tell stories."

"Isn't this a bad thing, as soon as Meng Po soup is poured, he will lose his memory, make up another copy, and throw it back to the world, and the matter will be almost the same."

"It's you, Senior Brother Nine...... If the teacher hadn't told me about my twelve senior brothers before leaving this realm, I really didn't expect that you would be much stronger than Senior Brother Cihang and Senior Brother Baoxiang, and you would have become and replace Rulai. ”

Maitreya squinted and chanted the Buddha's name.

"The emperor doesn't want to talk nonsense, if the coming is the coming is the coming being, Maitreya is the future!"

Kong Hanan waved his hand.

"Come on, who are the two of us, don't be skilled, panic, you Buddhism are making trouble at will, don't delay me from getting off work, just do it."

"By the way, don't mess with my underworld!"

Maitreya was choked speechless for a while, and then sighed.

"Taishang has proven the other side, and now that you have won the Lord Zhongtian, you have also beheaded a corpse, don't you want to go further?"

Kong Han'an was in good spirits.

"Senior brother, then I'm going to tell you my story!"

"Initially, I just wanted to spend this life in peace, but then I was haunted by evil spirits and my life was short, so I had no choice but to find Emperor Dongyue, so I got a chance......"

Maitreya's face darkened.

He has heard this story I don't know how many times, and it is all used by this guy to pass the time.

Xu is his little junior brother in his previous life who has learned wisely, and after "Journey to the West", he has never told more stories, so "The Legend of Jigong" is still an unfilled hole......

Pity......

I still want to use it to lay it out.

"Don't talk about it, play chess, play chess!"

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